CEDAR- What? SCREAMING SYCAMORES /II Don't believe we wrote the whole thing" VOLUME 777717717;7 The Weather /lNONE/I MARCH 32, 1972 Worthy Walk Wraises Wreality What Really Happened On the East-West Tours? By Linda Litbcow The walk-a-thon this year is raising funds for many worthy causes on the Cedarville College Campus. One of the most worthy of these causes is the instulation of a full seale, Olympic size, completely equipped, W ate r Balloon Fighting Field. Due to the wann weather here, there has been a rash of water balloon fights going on, which commonly take place be– tween Maddox and Bet h e 1 dorms; this is where the prospective court will be built. The court will be a ballon fighter's dream come true. It will be open·air, with rubber walls - in case of a balloon missing a person it will bounce o1f on the ricochet' and attack once again. Also, balloons of finest elastic. giant size water buckets, sponges (in case of balloon shortage), long garden hoses, and . . . get this . . . shower booths which can be used "for artyone playing dirty - right Bethel Boys?! The court will be open any time after dusk sets in and will be dimly lit for camou· Dage preposes. The court will also be open during especially hot days for reason of 'cooling off', So fellow Cedarvillites, let's see our water balloon fighting court become not just a dry, life– less dream, but an aquatic reality! Unassuming Billionaire Tours Prominent College NOTABLE NOTES - Money ean't buy love. health. happiness or what it did last year. - 'Enthusiasm is a state of mind brought about when a person has his own way. - A classic Is somethlnf everybody wants to ha,'c fcad and nobody wants to read. Mark Twain - Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't: the other of people who have nothing to say and keep on saying it. Robert Frost - There are two kInds of egotists - those who admit it and the rut of us. - Wife to husband: How many times do I have to tell you? I'll be ready in a minute. - Learn from the mistakes of others - you won't Jive long enough to make them all your· self. - Lots of people know a good thing the minute the other fellow sees it first. - Rabblnlcal 5&11.01": Rather burn the saJincs of the law than teach them to women. "America has beeorne so tense and nervous it has been years since I've seen anyone sl~p in church ... -Norman Vincent Peale See Inside for Rest of Paper By Julie 1\[000 An advance public relations man for Howard Hughes has just confirmed the intentions of the billionaire to visit the Cedarville College campus. Mr. Hughes, a distant relative of Dr, James T. Jeremiah. president of Cedar· "April 1st is the dey thet we celebrete whet we ere the other 364 deys of the year." -Marie Twain 'saUOJ41 M01S l,uPIn04S sasnott SS8J2f U! aAlI oqNt aldoad - lCJOW 'w!4 JUHfP! 'up!: attl uo HaJ SaUOJq1 ~ attl pue 3>{O.lq s.<annd 3ql 01 sadoJ 3q1 SttlUOW 1:: JallY 'shannd ,u!sn auo.lt.[l 3l!.l0AeJ S!tt aAoqc ~ .I.nno aql P3MO~S puc alpoAeJ S!t{ lno p,n(;)!d att paA!.I.1e haql uattM. ·sauo.lt.{l S JOJ e:>pawv 01 lU3S a4 'OS ·3UO.lttl c aAcq 1,UP!P Ot.{ll" lntt sseJ! e U! paA!l OqM !up! e a:>uo se,,," -a.latt.L paUJDal uossal 'fI ville College, will tour the prominent Ohio college the week of May 8, On the ninth be will be the guest chapel speaker, his topic being the subject of tithing. Of the college Mr, Hughes has said that he personally would, , (continued on page 6) "I'm going home to Mother" THE CEDARS, formerly THE WHISPERING CEDARS, promotes quality journalism on campus and is entirely operated by students. In 1972, it produced this April Fool's edition, spooFing its name with 'The Screaming Sycamores". Chapter XVI/13S