The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52
/ V * -c MM ^ 1 The Cedanille Herald. ^ H. BitAIR, Publisher. • •OEDARVILLE, ; : ; OHIO. THE SHADOWLESS LAND, W o in tlio sUailowH of ti'ecn, Where murmuring, watery were heard W o euUKht tho perWmo of the blootn from tho breeze,. .. W o heard tho soft hum of tho laboring' flees,' ■ Ahd song of the,twittering bird. „ ■ • ■ No weird, rustic beuuty was there, . But cloudless blue slcles and green Hod-; . ' And hues of ewoot'violets, placidly fair. And tints of ground lvY~-ttB .fragfanoe so rare Boomed borne from tho gardens of God. Beyond where the violets green, , • Beyond where the ivies weresprend, A pooploless olty was dimly Jnview, . . Ubo tenants were hidden from sight—yet we knew -• ■. - ■ : ■■■' . ■ ’ . ^ho shadowy landiof the dead. •' > ■Aloptfromtholr burdens'o^ core, Just Under the-sod and tbu sahd,. *1110tenants lay silent and motionless titers;. Their splritsadrlft in'.a far region—(Wheret) A tar-uway, sliadowlessrlund. .. But where: can this,vague region be? This rogionqf shadowleHS skies, . They sayltis over a limitless sea. ‘ But how can wo croSs tlie expanse n'ud be free? Or how can we know where It lioh? How far through the shadows and gloom, A ll pent-in tho Sod and the sand? . , How fur through tho dark,'.dismal shades by'tho tomb?' - n How far to the region of brightness and bloom? How far to tho sliadowlesss land's ' . j —S. S. Qorby, lh lndianapolts Sentinel, ELOISE. H ow the Gruel F lood Revealed to Her Her True Love. • They had parted coldly.' , Richard Holmes had walked rapidly up the street to 'hfsTboardiiig-place with • white face, sternly soVlips, his hands clasped tightly behind him, and his whole frame quivering with wounded' pride and keen disappointment EloiseEllison had^turned lior pretty face homeward with a proud little toss, and a look of something like triumph in her coquettish dark eyes. ' *, • That sho was a spoiled dud potted hoquty, every one in the village know; and that she was as willful and capri cious and exacting, as she was-brightnnd pretty and bewitching, overyone knew as well. The only child of tho wealthy. mill-owner,'from her very infancy iu-’ dulged in her qvory wish and fawned upon by admiring friends,' it was UP wonder thnt she wasVwhen shb chose to be, a most tyrannical specimen of young- womanhood. ' Shq had'ohoson to bo "such tho after noon sho met Richard .Holmes, her fa ther's book-keeper, on tho street, and wed him to turn and walk beside AWX. It was raining, and she graciously v '^ed her own-elegant little umhrolla to share tho larger ono l,e carried. They had gone on togothor enjoying ' the rain, laughing and cliatting gayly, gossiping in their light way about this ■andthat happening in tho social life of tho village, ■ Perhaps ho had chosen an Inpusplt clous moment to declare his lovo and oiler her his hand, but, inauspicious or uot> -ho had spoken and received his ■ answer. • • - . ' They had exchanged a-few hot words and then'parted' in a sudden’ frigidity which seized themboth. Sho had added . such scorn and disdain tober refusal that it was moro than ho.conld bear in silence. She'had oven insinuated to hint *that it was not hersolf ho loved, but tier .father's wealth. Sho had woundted him cruelly and intentionally, and lui had . lefthor suddenly with a cold adiou, wElolse raised hor own umhrdlla with a defiant little laugh', and a qlanco at the' retreating figure, and then turnedhome ward humming a fragment of the latest ajic.'a. , ■ Ile/father’s Bookkeeper! I’ reomwo to iu“ ftffftP-4frhls hand! It was absurd! Tlms’bha.communed with herself S3 she went on Sp the street to her home. 81 hj tried to ho angry at tho prcsuinp*. tipn of tho man, but in Spite of herself •she could -not, - She had always ad* mired him—ye3, in a way sho had quite liked him, and'.it was pleasing to her vanity to know lie loved her—-hut, mar* rlage—that Was another thtnff, indeed, and quite out of tho question!’ ■ For days and days It rained. ' It grow monotonous and wearisome. Eloise, Wandering aimlessly about the „ drawing-room, looking'over a hookah* •trsc.tedly; Striking a few Chords on the piano; going from window to window to lookout at the falling rain and the dis mal landscape, was wretchedly lone some and ill at case. Why did not- some ono cornel Even Richard Holmes would ho a welcome caller, If holy to quarrel with. He used to drop in, so often to play a game of chrss ofasten to her music. She wished She hadfjfcat treated him quite so badly the other"day. Why could she not'liava said, as other girls would have said, that she would bo a .sister to Him? It had never occurred to her to say that, ftho wished that she had been less im- kind that day—wished that sho had 1*'* ,*held him off a little longer at leaut—it jlori wed to he so pleasant to have lilm drop In for an hour or two, Tho day was closing in dark end Stormy. Eloise front the window looked St th« swollen river, and fehyspools that stood here and there on the lawn. . Suddenly she stood erect and looked ««gtrly at a well-known figure coming toward the house. . It was Richard HoimM ' , E ? Tiio girl Stood watGhlng his progress oagcrly, as lio picked his way among tho pools of water, her lips parted, her pretty head thrown hack, her dark eyes glad and bright. ■ "1 am glad he is coming," she said, softly to herself,* as she stood surround* 64 by the creamy draperies of the 'win dow waiting for him. ‘ ; \ She hoard hils firm step on the piazza. •Shebeard him ring the boll and then speak a fow words to.the iuaid who opened tho door, * . ■ ' Suddenly a groat roar 'filled all the air, drowning the voices in the ‘hall, drowning the silyory ch'imo of tho little Freqcb clock, drowning every thing, swallowing up every thing in its awful volumo of souud. •There -was a terror in it phliko the heaviest crash of thun der—a strange and tCrriblo menace in tho sound, swelling* and gathering,and ’growing.louder ovory moment. \* Eloise stood paralyzed with fear. .Sho, was powerless to cry out, to move her- solf; slip coujd Only stand-and listen to that awful, all-porvading roap . She did not think whfct it mighfraean. "Sho had heard Vague rimiors of fears for tho great dam above, hut had not heeded, - " ‘ ' In °a moment it was all over, the sound he'd come .tiipo'n hof in all its awfulhpils. Sho fell back, overpowered with terror,'and became uqconseious. ;A violent biow^on her head roused her to herself. -_Sho found herself' floating on the strong current,, bqrno along-at a sickening speed, uphold by the strength, ,and'.fury of, tho roaring waters'. . , , Near hor she saw the great elm-tree that had stood before .tho house over since sho was a child, .-It_hiust have -beonra-branoh of-that-whieb-atruc4H»er ■and.brought her back to,life. Witb great, dark, eyes dilated with horror, and.a face white and ghastly as the faces’of tho dead, the girl flew*along. She had'caughfchold of the brandies of tho great tree, and Was"clinging with a grasp like death itself. Life -,was sweet —too sweet to lose. ' In her first mo ment of consciousness, she had thought of Richard' Holmes, Where could he be? Drowned? O, God™‘forbid.—not ttifmenet f—the thought was dreadful to her. In a flash'she was revealed, to her self. ' She loved hitur-loved him with her whole heart-had raved-him all the time,without knowing "it. What had ho come to the door for that night? It seemed ages ago to her^now—to hr.Log a messago of warning? Hor faOiqx—was ho safe? O, heaven, that appalling darkness—thatdrendful roar of rushing waters! .. . - 1 . Sho raised her voice -and' called, "Richard!" It was lost in the roar of. tiio ilood.-She tried again, summoning all her strength, and sending "her clear voice out -over, tho .waters—"Richard! Richard!" ' She.thought she hoard a human voice, faint and'far away—could it ho his? He was near her when-tho flood struck the house; ho might bo somewhere near her now. Sho raised her voice again, and called his natno with a desperation horn of fear and love. A dark object was float ing near her, tossing tip and. down on tho resistless current. She could see that it wbh aman, clinging to a mass of boards. The face wtkf. turned from her, but the head looked ’ familiar,' She called again, and tho mnn turnod and looked at'her. - ' "Is It you, Eloise?" ho screamed; and then sho barely heard him — "you, Eloise? Thank God!” v . She breathed a sigh of relief. .She felt safe now—safe, even on^ the bosom of this rushing ocean of fierce waters and crashing dobris—if ho. wore near. • hhe saw that he was trying to get to her, hut could not; that he dared trot loose his hold on tho boards and trust himsolf one Insunt in that mighty cur rent, Sho cquldseo his face, white and agonized,' tUcrfed to her—always turned to’ her. Something had struck him,' and cut a gash in his head, and the blood was trickling' down Ute .pallid check; buo could see it' fronj-V/kcvei obc clung in the branches of the elm-tred. Shodid not know that ono beautiful, white arm was bare to the shouldor aud bleeding from a cruel blow she had re- ceiveil—she did not realize the pain fn hor head whore the tree bad'iitruck her —such things were trivial now. Life* was tho only thing to bp thoughfe'of-?-" life—and death—If death* should come, A house came reoling down and struck the mass of •boards to which Richard clung. The shock loosened ids hold and tdss.cd him far out into' the water. The horrible undercurrent sucked him in,and he sank |rom sight. The next moment hisr* wh"ite face showed above the water. Such Jmrror and ‘despair Eloise had never’ seen as she saw there, Ono last appealing look at ller, ono, cry from" her white Ups. and h«f was gone' again." Eloise prayed—prayed as she had never dreamed of praying before; crying aloud for help and pity in this time of neod’> ' • • Richard came to ths surface again— near her this time,. Could sho reach ,him? Only k little nearer—ho was half unconscious and could not help himself. She leaned far out over the dark torrent, holding to the tree firmly with one arm and touched him with her hand—caught him by bis collar, and held his head above the water as they were borne along. Sho Called to him wildly. He heard and understood, ntode one great effort to seize the branches of .the tree, and at last, with an almost superhuman strength, drew himself up into the sheltering arms of the old elm. There he clung with What frail t strength was left him! hut he Was - xk » weak for words. It was no time for speech. Tho scone was- more terrible than any of tho imaginings of Dante. Great masses of timbers, that ,ten min* utes before had .been houses and homes, came rushing by 'with Bhrieking worn* on clinging to them, and little children borrto along upon them. Strong men were tossing like' egg*shelis on the waters,- and horses and cattle were plunging madly for lifo among the ruins of groat barns that came crashing by. Now and then, somo wild shriek or unearthly.‘moan .would moan _the death-cry of a human being going down to. eternal sleep *under the roaring waters. . . ; . /J „ A groat mass of timhovs came tearing along down .the higk.way.of death; with ono blow it 3 ent the elm-tree spinning .far ahead on tho waters, Eloise and .Richard were hurled into.tho air and fell together, clinging to whatever they Could find—a door, a fence—any thing to keep afloat. At "last thoy climbed to .theridge-pole i of a house and clung thore. All night they floated, bruised and cut by heavy objects striking them, almost losing-’ their hold many times, but never quite—tossing, plunging, .fly ing with a speed that was torrible. in ’ .the first gray dawn of morning thoy wore rescued, Friendly bands drew them from their perilous position and bore them to a„ place of safety. There they lay for-'days unconscious. The shock had been too great—human endurance had been too sorely tried. Tho -physicians who dressed thoir- wounds and tho nurses who eftpod for them shook their heads gravely over the young strangers given so mercifully into their hands. ‘ ‘ • Richard woke to consciousness first, DISPATCH BOXES. Plant? o f English Notlpns In New Tfork/Mat Nothin* of This Sort. i "No, thanks, I detest jewelry^ and hate already had four card cases, a all* ver toilet Bet, two gold' fillets, a, whole' car go of books, and one of those now enameled orchids givon me. There is but one solitary thing for which nfy soul yearns, and that is a dispatch box." "You shall have it,” he replied, trans ported to find somespooial gift tobestow upon his best girl on the eve of hor do* partore for England. "I’ll get i t 'i f it breaks the bank—but—would you mind,,' dear, explaining just what t'ho thing is like?" ' , •. "Don’t you know!” she returned. / ‘Why, a dispatch, box. .The kind En glish people use tocarry about and keep all tlrair jewels, love letters, certificates' and bonds in. I can’t understand how you ever read one of their novolb with.* out: making acquaint"anco0with such ah all important part of their luggago,” > \ ‘ ‘I suppose I am stupid find all that, but'whew a man spends his lifo chasing' PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. —Mra^' Virginia L.' Farragut widow of Admiral Farragut, draws a pension of -f 12,000 a'year. . & —Rev. I)r. Lyman Abbott says’ho con siders Rev. Phillips Brooks, by far the foremost preacher in America. —It was discovered at a recent'ban quet in New York City, which William Lloyd Garrison attended, that hone of the negro-.waiters had' heard the' name before. ' .• ,o" ^ :J. —John Stopliynson, though-over four- score years,; stijl personally supervises his groat street car juillding business in New York, lie is said to have built his first car in 1832. —The Duke pf Northumberland, per haps the greatest land owner in En gland, has just entered his eighty-first year. lie owns"more‘-Hian2O0,OOO'acres, ^ with-a rent roll of $875,0&0a year, ' —-'A%hqemaker named Folkers, •who - belougs'4h'vI?qrtlaiidt Me., is the cham- pioh. tniufp.f -Ho: ijoast'S that he has' traveled 20,000miles' a^e'ar for ten years HOUSEHOl fortune all day.and worshiping beauty on railroads,’ and has never paid a cent but lay with closed, eyes, resting.and ti'ying to think why he wiis there and what had happened. All at once ho heard a voice ho knew and loved-. It was Eloise, delirious with favor. ""Richard,” sho ivas saying, “ I love you now, I loved you, ail the' time, but I did not know it Richard, did the horrible waters drown you? O, my darling!" ; He opencd.his eyes and looked across the room toward the' weak voice dying away into'.silence. What ho -saw was Eloise lying on the snowy cot .with_ dosed oyes and flushed cheeks—Eloise pitifully thin and changed, hut Eloise still, despit© the streaks of silvor in her' dark hair und the .linos' of “pain on her white' brow, loft there "by the agony of that fatal night. Richard, lqoking at her thus, loved1 her all tho hotter for these marks of sorrow; they, made her tenfold dearer to him; their mutual distress had weld ed together thoir souls forever. It was a very quiet, very brief coro- niony ’ that made- them inan^and wife. It Was no time for merry-making and re joicing. Death and poverty wore every where. Her father Was among the-lost; tho servants wero missing; many-of hor friends were gone froth human sigbt-for- over. Every dollar of her father’s wealth had been swept away. Sho was penniless. .The beautiful home was erttiredy destroyed. Nothing that had been hors remained. Nothing she hod loved in tho old days was left hor. Nothing? Yes; thank God, her husband—hor 'good, bravo Richard! They hod gono together. th'roligh that dreadful' night, their paths henceforth through lifo lay sido by side.' ■ . ■ ■ - Eloise was a changed woman.'' What had been wrong in her, became good. What had been vain, and foolish bo- camo beautiful and pure. Her .whole nature was -changed—her heart en nobled,, and uplifted, made sweet and womanly and gbod. It is po wonder that hor husband, tenderly stroking the dark hair witfc its** streaks of silver, smiles and if. thankful for hcrr rejoicing In hor ns the gift of the flood, which desolated so many hearts—glad and proud that sho is In Ida home and at his fireside.—* -Harriot V. Cracker, is* l l Y, hul[jcp. ’ Carioitttek of Chumlrali. Certain substances which are deadly in their effects upon man can .be taken' by animals with impunity. Horses can take large quantities of antimony, dogs of mercury, goats of tobacco, juice of hemlock and rabbitsof belladonna with out injury. On, the other hand,.dogs and cats aro much moro susceptible to, the influence of chloroform than man and are much sooner killed by it. If this invaluable amesthetie had been tried first upon animals wo should proba.bly hage never enjoyed its/ bless ings, .as it would bavo been found to‘bo so fatal thatit3 discoverers would bavo been afraid to test ■ its effects Upon human beings. It is’ evident, then, that an experiment upoman animal can never bo the means of airy certain de* ductlons so far as man is ° concerned. No scientist can over know when trying somo now drug or some new operation whether or not when ho comes to try it* upon man tho effect will be Alio same as that upon, an animal.—Chicago Herald. all ’the evening, he.-has previous li'ttlo time to -waste in '.finding out*what’Brit ishers do with their private papers.’'' • "Nonsense," and, without deigning, further notice, of his cogent excuse,' she Wont on: “ Surely, you remember when the crisis, was' reached, and. haughty Lady Imogen, with one superb-jesture, waved the shrinking girl from her, pres ence; hoyv the old lawyer suddenly ap peared on the scone, produced the late Captain Cyril do Co.urtney's lost dispatch box, and behold there lay.the license, and marriage certificate, rightas arivot! The sobbingwidow was tenderly^ as-, sisted to .the arms of hor now loving mother-in-law,.and amid the fumes of curry arid plum .pudding the curtain fell on tho'flrst volumo of ‘Harold Dvre, or tho Child Widow.’ Well, that is !pre- cisoly the style of thing I want." Next day they- wandered up town and down, vainly/searching tho big city of New York for1this interesting article; of English, manufacture.’ After' unavail ing inquiries in dozens of shops, and after no end of offers of lawyers’ sach ets, doll .trunks, tin bandboxes, and every variety of dressing and jewel case, thev sought an authority and laid their needs before him.- The clerk knew right away what -was wanted, hut said that not a single’ specimon. was to be ■-had in tho house. “ It is . curious," he explained, "that Americans aro so very slow in taking up some really clover English ideas and. yet go daft over, a stupid lot of foreign affectations o f luxury. No'more secure or convenient way of- carrying one’s' treasures can be found .than in one of tjiose English traps.- Several years ago,- when William Waldorf Astor \vas .ap pointed Minister to Italy, Tiffany’mndo him a gorgoous one.- It held his official as .well' as prlvato papors, and was a triumph in ' combined beauty and .Con venience. Of • 'the softost, .costliest leather, richly, finished and embossed, tho price was' some hundreds of dollars. Since then a number of Mr. Astor’s •friendshave ordered dispa'toh boxes, but tho fashion is. not yet pronounced enough to mnke it worth while keeping them in stock, Yon have never seen • tho goriuino article? Well, they are usually fourteen inches square and eight inches deep/ hound in Russia lcathor, topped with a lioavy silver plate, hav ing nsmo and address engraved in full. You uso a short silver key, press-a spring, and tho raised lid?' .discloses a velvet lindd interior, with a couple of trays, Tccoptaclbs for jowels, lots of rubber bands, loader and satin pockets, in'factythe complotost arrangements for order ahd security.” After listening to this description, tho quest was abandoned as hopeless. The shoppers turned away and in a sports man’s shop compromised cm a docent looking bait-box.—N. Y. Sun. lh in a rk ib lo Ceremony In India. Invitations wore recently Issued toall ofskf.rfl !,ad other I3r,rrtpe.';p and native residents .to witness a festival known as "Agnl Kund,” which literally moans walking over a-pool of fire, at tho, resi dence of thejtani of Coorg, says a lotier frpm Benares. Tho Invitations Svoro c ' ••A LITTLE NONSENSE.*' largely responded- to, and ull ^ the European spectators \voro astonished at /the praises of soap,.leaves no room to was placed was about twenty foot long, : _.j*Uo (from tll0 West)-"Soyou came, four feet •wide ana two .foot deep. Afcjfrora M^ine i believe?" H<A-“ Yes, I ono end of this was situated tho god of |am proud to’ Bay i hail froin tho rinc fires, made of kneaded flour, and .the , r j.co StatQ.»' She—“How delightfullt « C0WR*lC0,?V0yC<iItlr0ind Imust bo to be able to raise one's own tho fire throe .times In a' grand palan- ! pinf;appl?8,(, quin borpadiy priests, amid great sing ing and/dapeing (something after tho fashion of tho Indian war dance and song). After the third turn ono of the fu in Ah js-Br ■in A red : C’ifc: ttond -had son, pet'Sc r hui . said Nort t laii mten lore-t 'S87 uaui uid, l boa, i/sa; has' of fax-C. / —Juliet Carson, has tho chair of cook ing and household economy in Rutger’s Female College, Tho college girls say sho ciy-rios her.kitchen in her, bonnet, and can iriake a soup with a watercress arid a match. ' ■ ■. . 2' p ' . — Cyrus W. Field is ‘said to.wear two- watches. One. an elaborate affair, val ued at $2,500; is worn..to please a friend who presented it to him, and tho other, an ordinary gold watch, is worn to tell . the time 6f day. ' ■ , —Mrs. Pr6dgers, -who would have been : declared an. exaggerated character had Dickons created her, died recently in London, whore she had long-boon the terror •of cabmen. Her habit fwas_~to drive the fullest' possible distance‘for the money,' pay the exact legal fare, and then cause the arrest of. the cabman for .expressing his feelings. —- —In.the town ,of Mayfield, Cal., Jose Ignacio. Aureque has been 'confined to : his hod tor thirty-five years. He was in- - juredby-.an accident in amine, and has *' :not- been able to put his. foot to tho ground since. .Ilia only, attendant is an adopted son, who has devoted his time4— and moans td 'the support of the aged invalid. A good womah of Menlo Park has contributed SOper month from her private purse-for tho past twenty years. ’ .. —Arnoldnegro, living inDalton,namod Election. Barksdale,,claims to-be 100 years;old. .Ho-says ho remorohors dis- _ tinctly events connected with the revo lutionary war, and other prominent historical occurrences. o f' more than a ; century ago.. The old man, is still iu very good health and seems hale and hearty. If .the o ld ' darky tolls the truth about his age h e is certainly tho oldest man living in the State of Georgia. ‘ ■ —Judge F.' M. Kimmoll, of Chamhors- burg, Pa., who serv.od ten yoars as presi-' •dent judge, beginning in 1851, and who^ was tho ioldost member of-mq Franklin County bar at bis doatli, loftNthe fojkw- ing model will: "I will, bequeath and devise to my wife, P. Jane Kimmoil, who has been faithful and true, all my estate.whatsoever, she to pay my debts arid execute, my wilL Sho is not to file an inventory or settle an account.” There is noChance whatovcir of a legal battle over that sort Of a will, and the entire absence of legal verbiage is abso lutely Refreshing, considering that it comes from a ripe lawyer and judge. " has d m The kitclx, soup wr-Kcep a lUtk hot days, and if comfortably' • .spoonful in two ri drives back the ' stroke. —Varnished ■rosewood, if keju qhires only an oc ch'amois-slcin or. ‘ Its polish pejrfertl h,eused on vartiit —Gooseberry J ries as , for jam Strain through a pint of juice ad sugar. Boil the utes before addin '.thp two together trial. When dorii seal.—Orange Jud , —Soda Foara,- sugpr, whites of. l tartaric apid,, tv flour, juice'of our of. water. ,Boil .To use, dissolve soda in half a g l in two tabiespoO drink while elferv ’ —For a 'basic Su fruit sauces and > valuable. It is, : and retains all : ing much of its o ply of fruit is lik well to can- this lo •he fnixed with preserves' to a con_. , out-its presence bj an export*—Chris!l’ ®°r/; .#—An eminent best remedy for 'a vigorous motio the act of mastica child a wad of pa; [ mouth, and tin 1 to show it hard. •' jaws-thafstops th remedy, he says, that many vyill fee - it; but it has nev . oven in severe cas —Devilled Mutj ' frying-pari two ta •-and one of- red •simmers put into mutton, cut even Heat slowly, tnrr •they are very hot. . gin to crisp. Ser platter, cover an /- To the liquor left tablespoonfuLs quantity pf made ,of salt; .lot it bof tho meat on the p . Journal., ■ fh SID L, ut. di eld ii n cla worn to-h| watt t' THE USE —"Why do they call It th e ‘Woolly West? ’ ” "Because, I suppose, somany . young Eastern lambs have been' fleeced there by the real estate agents.”— Light. —Bo good nnd.you will bo happy; but if you want to be famous, you’ll have to go over Niagara Falls in a barrel, or break tho record as a globe trotter.— Van Dorn’s Magazine. —Tor.coriel artist (iuHlhuaUcgly)— "But your hair, sir, coinej clear dor. a to your coat collar." Stubborn victim ■ —"In that case Til bavo tbo coat collar cut down.”—Dry Goods Chronicle. iMadamo Patti’s picture on the mag- .azine covers, in tho attitude of singing Kltjr.Children- Shod ) ' lidenew By ' No father ought ''utter ignorance of and resources. . nothing by which ability to graiit'.th they are' ffiven the ‘loss, they take a spend all they ta), dollars or a liun means.of knowin pneo to him, or wl is not enough .to t ■ way. things can n can see no diffore fords any.tiring o t have to Work a lit] If fathers too; their confidence s that a certain an be Bparcd them e - "week, as the ca - mofo, and they t and-came outwltl learn mdre of th see something of her,j the hi on. ) posi, the, the ari .sfeel of Mi has, /‘-flve’j xlenfci to ptj lis or has ;hc st won $5 pel the i livin dale, says 1, annec and •ronce Che ol th am old ago 1 Ving Kim, ierved finjiin nombl is defl '" I i wife, rithfu irer, sh will, i or sc race \v. it sort of leg! ng, ct po lav i_E N thoy i cause, lambs real * » . - j iu c va vo mi iv v .** vw seeing t!je natives walking over a pool doubt that she Is indeed the frreat and of living coals. The placo wlioro the flto j only “aoaprano.”—Scranton Truth. / 3 Scene—Irish country railway tion. Porter, in a voluble hut dreary monotone—“Tho half-pashtnino o'clock o ; nur mo in a i xno ^ — -....... , priests, with a drawn Sword, severed tho L —A Marcellas (Mich.) man wrote the following self-explanatory note to a school teacher there the other day: "May the 6 18.60 when my Boys are Htalng away-from Sehoql I have Work For them; and when They are dare you Teach them, and when Thoy aro to; home! that is non ‘of your Business you hant rening My Shenty Not by a den? Bide, at my home." --Alice was eating a large slice of bread and butter, "You’re a little pig," said a teasing uncle, "No, I not } I a little bread-and-butterfly,** head of the god of fires, which thoy said had the effect of "cooling the fire.” After the defeat of the god several nat ives, -young and old, of different castes, walked, across tho fire with bare feet. None o f them complained, but repeated their walks. / ' candidly, t A Married Many*. Uncle—Now, sir, tell mo Are you married or not? Nephew—Yes, I am marrlcd-tbut don’t live with my wife, Uncle—Why not? Can’ t you support her? Nephew (Indignantly)—No—but that ain’ t the worst of lt{, she can’ t support me—Once a Weak, —Happiness never comas when it . sought. It simply loafs- lastly Ini™ shade, andlets people tire them*'™** out hunting for it,—BomertjF' ^up- o’clock, and there’ ll, bo no laaritthrain!' —Once a Week. —Tramp—"Beg pardia, sir; ean you ’elp a pore man? I’ve lost my ’ wolco, and now I’m o.ut o’ w*rk!” Old gentle- roan—"Out of work because you lost your voice! Aro you a. vocalist?” Tramp —“ No, sir; I sells flshi”—SansFraijcIsco Wasp. —"This room is vocY close,” remarked .the guest to tho K »d waiter, "can'l l have a little rfesh air?" Tho well- drilled, automaton raised his voice to a high piteh^ “One aIr!’’ :h,o yells; after a pause* adding, "lot it hri fresh! "— AmerKh? Orocon ‘ astern farmer (contemptuously)*" me going West, where you h*v* coal nor wood. Mighty Moon* venlerit burning corn for fuel, isn’t ' Western farmer—"Waal, yes, rather. The ears Is so big wo ca: *«mInthe stoves.”—N. Y* Week! _^5 - <X*hJh . jmeithcr m m mm * t m youl of economy; they omy to aacriflces"* a L iul burden-share makers. How different fec-3n towards, f , know tho parllcu Is carrying and ■can not bo affo the manliness child when *It after being maffej wit;h It from fail not in a fault-flri but tn a fjtraig manner, that dr, Into very close Making a con way educates it Relative money knowledge of fir tainabje. The c pmpared lo cOmpoUuco or %v It would mow i and bo ediv-ate, and in exenu^vc A* roan who children to bo e no standard of th ely to his po tion, represses control, and fa qualities and h ought to be, hn hi* bestarid trii Fathers do n< their children opl'ortuhity of " conditions. 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