The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52

HOUSEHOLD b r e v it ie s . —Stewed Carrots—Boll cirroti until p ij ere tender, then cat (hem In thin pliopa end put them in « atowpan with elittle milk, a generous amount ot but* pr, and pepper and salt to taste. Let item simmer a little while, then Berve themhot—Houaekeepor. —Apple Bine Pudding.—One qupful of ftldrice, six chopped apples, one pint oi %illk, one cupful of sugar, beaten yelks of four eggs. Juice and rind of one lemon. Bake for 80 minutes, spread on the beaten whites with two tablespoon" fuls of sugar, and brown.—Good House" keeping. —Orange Jolly.—One box of gelatine soaked in ono*half pint o f cold water for one hour; add ‘the juice of three lemons, one quart of boiling water, and one and. a bait pounds of ."Coffee A" sugar. When all is dissolved, add the juice of eight or nine oranges.—Dempr* est's Monthly. —For buttermilk muffins use one quart of buttermilk, two well-beaten eggs, a teaspoonful of sodadissolved in a little hot water, a little salt and flour as required. Add the eggs to the but­ termilk, beating It quite hard for a fsw moments, then stir in the other ingredi­ ents, using sufficient flour to make a good batter, Bake in a quick oven.— N. Y. World, —Cheap Cream Cake.—One cupful of sugar, one cupful of sweet milk, tw.0 cupfuls of flour, one egg, one table- spoonful of butter, one tea-spoonful of baking powder; flavor to suit taste and . bake in layers. Filling: One egg, one* half 'cupful of sugar, one-fourth of a cupful of flour, mixed with a little cold milk, and stirred Into one cupful of. boil­ ing milk; boil until thick, and then add flavoring; sprinkle the top of the cake well with powdered sugar.—Boston Her­ ald. —A,room properly swept and dusted will keep clean a long time. In dust, ing, also, there should be some method. Begin at one side of the room and take every thing as you come to;It, from the highest to the lowest, giving yonr duster frequent shakings out o f a win­ dow; or you may first dust all the brie- a-brao, then the -pictures; then the tables, etc. In all cases wash, rinse and, hang your duster to dry as soon as you , are through, so that It will be clean for next time. / ■ —Cabbage Salad.—Boil the heart In salted water till tender, bat not too sort Then strain well and set in. cool place, or on ice, first pulling tho leaves apart so that no wet larks with­ in. Make a dressing with the raw yelk of an egg, a tablespoonful o f salad oil, two tablespoonfuls ot cream, two table­ spoonfuls ot vinegar and a saltspoonfnl each of mustardrSqlt and pepper. Chop tlio cabbage, add the mixture, and garnish with siloes of tomato.—Springy field. (Mass.) Republican. —Potatoes "With Ham.—Boil somo potatoes, slioe them quite thin, put them in a pan with, a good-sized piece of butter, and let them heat thorough­ ly, but not fry; boll four oggs hard and chop them fine; and chop fine about as ’ much cold holloid ham as there is of po­ tato; put all Intoadish in layers; with a little salt, parsley, and chopped onion on each layer; pour over the whole four largo cupfuls of oream, covor tho top with bread crumbs, dot the bread crumbs with small bits of butter; and bake a light brown.—Chicago Inter Ocean. —A Canadian JDIsh.—Ingredients; Two ounces butter,-three eggs, one cup rich, sweet milk, eight onnoea cheese; four ounces bread crumbs. Put bresd crumbs into a largo bowl; add butter and cheese (cat into small shreds); scald milk and pour over, after which add yelks of eggs, well beaten, and a little s ill; mix well; cover and sot on baok of range until all are dissolved and incor­ porated! stirring occasionally with spoon: about twenty minutes before the meal add the frothed white of the eggs; put into pudding dish, snd bike briskly for twenty minutes; serve boh with or without TnustsnL-A-Detroit Free Pijpss. THE CHINESE TO RUL^. l.or<l V>oueloy f o r the Kance Becomes * Prophet at Evil. Lord Wolsoloy believes that the Chi- r.- so are the coming race, snd that they v 11 overrun the world the moment a pr<at General or law-girer arises among tiir-ni. For three hundred years the i h ncso have beefrrtued by "the simple method of having all the mors active, cafable and progressive heads shorn off hr the TarHra,” No one of more than r.m-ayo intelligence is permitted to ex* ist, attd the Government is on one side an organized system of massacre. When Cutnra.xt oner Leb was asked whether it was true that he had beheaded 80,000 mm tn throe years his answer was: “oh, surely mote than that!" Some day, however, a new Chinese Moses will nr so and resist, The people, who ere qa to fearless, will then, Lord Wolseley tain!;*, adopt the profession o f arms, hurl themselves oh Russia, snd sweep (ncr her, India and the continent of Union#. The English/the Americans and tfao Australians will have totally - sr a desperate conflict, probably in Western Asia, which will be a veritable tattle of Armageddon. Such prophe* 3.«n arc, of course, of small practical me; but we agree that a very little ♦flightsot the Chinese moving, and that her millions Once let loose, could s o mom be stopped than * stream of lavs. Lord Wolseley is all ta t keeping on good terms with the Chinese and so. are wet but at the same time sire do dot for* get (hat’the Reman Asperse* who tried to conciliate the Goths laved no better than those whodefied tbmn,—fipeotatoe, I THR CROTON AQUEDUCT, It fa tbs. M U m B»s1*e«rfat WStk.et It* Kind fa tba World. There Is good reason for the residents of Near York'City to rejoice at the open­ ing of the new Croton Aqueduct. The permanent opening is to. be regarded as an event of greater importance to the Empire City than any that has occurred since the opening o f tho old aqueduct, when the populace hailed it with re­ joicing, and people camo from far and near to participate In the greatest civie affair that had taken place in the New World. - In. a ll ages, a plentiful, supply ot wholesome water has been considered the greatest benefit which could be con­ ferred on u community.; and oven to this day,, in some lands the waters are held sacred and worshipped as the source of life, The “ Sacred Ganges" in India is .worshipped by the Hindus, and even among Christian nations the worship of wells was at one time general. But the efforts made in all agos and all lands to collect and distribute water find their crowning culmination in this nineteenth century of ours. ' Tho new. Croton Aque­ duct i.s the greatest and most capacious water-carrier in the world, and will bring from the Croton and Bronx river water-sheds a supply a t their crystal torrents sufficient for a population of 2,120,000, or 500,000 more than the popu­ lation of Now York City, The ancient ■RomauB knew tho value o t' good water, and In the reign of Nerva there were nine aqueducts "pouring rivers into every part of Romo;” and Rome’s decay, dates from the siego of the Goths, who broke the aqueducts, and, by thus cut­ ting off tho wator-Bupply, brought the city to submission. It is not saying too much to declare that the: future groat- .nessofNew York depends upon its water- supply as much as Romo’b did, although there is not the same risk of. an invad­ ing forco.—Demorest’s Magazine. —Ho Was Both.— “ I always under­ stood that Trotter was a Colonel during the war,” said Tomdik. “Now you say ho‘ was a contractor.” "So ho. was,” re­ plied McClammy. "H e contracted ma­ laria while in the army."—Chicago Inter Ocean. ________________ DeaftiWM Can't Be Cored by local applications, as they can not.teach the diseased portion of tho ear. There is only one way to cure Deafness, and that is by constitutional remedies. Deafness is caused by an inflamed condition of the mu- cons lining ot the Eustachian Tube. When this tube gets Inflamedyouhavea rumbling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed Deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can be taken out and this tube restored to its normal condi­ tion, bearing will be destroyed forever; nine oases out of tenure caused by catarrh, which is nothing but an inflamed condition of thomucous surfaces. Wewill givoOneHundrcdDollars forany case of Deafness (caused by Catarrh! that wo cannot ouro by taking Hall’s Catarrh Cure. Send for circulars, free. „ . . t F. J. Cnajjzr St Co., Toledo, a Sold by Druggists, 75c. . ! “ T his I s the worst snap I ever struck," remarked the woodchuck when he got caught m a steel trap.—Binghamton Uo- publloaa. A Tenacious Clutch Is that of dyspepsia. Few remedies domore than palliate this obstinate complaint Try Hostetler's Stomach Bitters, however, ana you will find that it is conquerable, along with ite symptoms, heartburn, flatulence, nervousness, and Ionaof flesh and vigor. Biliousness and constipation frequently ac­ company it, These, besides malarial, rheu­ maticand kidnoy complaints, are also sub- duablewith thoBitters, “Yoo’ss always fuUofnows,” said the letter to the box. “I'm glad you've dropped in ," replied the box. "I ’ll keopyou posted." Ana anyof the new-fangledwashing com­ pounds os good as the old-fashioned soapf Dobbins' Electric Soap has been sold every day for 84 years, and is now just as good as ever. Ask your grocer lor it and take no other. T ub young man who forged bis way to the front Is now id the penitentiary.—N» Y. Ledger. Wfczn a dock strikes it is working, but when amoa strikes he isn't. A scab **—Vesuvius. BtrrrosrnoxB—Infer; not Woax on tick—Clocks, G bekh and silly—Parrots. "A * od of Iron”—The crowbar. G ive a feeling of security—Handcuffs. T alk better than they know—Parrots. . TxsxsrORTS of pleasure—Steam yachts. Am X otks —Ten thousand for a picture. Africa the ball—A clove.- Puck, A swsta, dinner—dried applee and water. —Texas Siftings, A small dinner party—The little butler, Tm waiter in a bustling .restaurant always “seta the table” in a row .—Pusk, T ks Kurds ought toknowallaboutchoesc- making. P*ortn who never dye—Those who have gray liatr,—N. Y . Mail and Express. I t requires but little mining to blast s reputation.—Texas Blftinge. Tne prims donna's welfare depends upon her farewell.—ElmiraGazette, “ Por," said .Willie, “ what makes thorn oall bur old horse a •plug"*" “Becauso ho Is such a stopper, Wilde,T< replied the old gentlefnab.-rWeshington Post, lx school —"W e tome now to transparent Objects. Emily, give me an example." “A pane of glass." "Correct; and now Sophy may give one," "A key-hole."—Fliegende Blatter. __ ,____ ______ _ “W eil , your goose ia cooked1" exclaimed Snodgrass, as its enttred his parlor. "Who K sbeett roasting you this time, lovel" asked Mrs, Bnodgrsss, anxiously.—Man. **»>» Weekly . ..............r _____ TM railroad englusevmaynothavemuch dy ta s^ th lm ” wsalthaadfashion fol­ low ia his train. A DOCTOR'S CONFESSION. •eDoesn't isk sK w h Madleto* aad Ad- vises the-tespertsr Mot Te, ■" “HumbugI Ot course it is. The so-called science of medicine is a humbug and has been from the time of Hippocrates to the present Why the biggest ersnk in the In­ dian tribes is the medicineman." “Very frankwasthe admission, especially so when it c*mo from one ot the biggest young physicians of the city, one whose practice is among the thousands, though fie has been graduated but a few years," says the Buffalo. Courier. “Very cozy was bis office toe, with Its cheerful grate fire, its QueenAnno furniture, andItsmanylounges and easy-ctaatrs. He stirred the fire lazily, lighted a fresh cigar, andwent on." . tfTake the proscriptions laid down In the hooks and what .-do you find! Poisons mainly, and nauseating stuffs that would make a healthy man an invalid. Whyin the world science should go to poisons for its remedies I cannot tell, nor dan I find any one who can." “How does a doctor know the effect ofhis medicine!" he asked. "He calls, prescribes, and goes awqy. The only way to judge would oe to stand ever the bed andwatch the patient.' This cannot be done. Bo, really I don’t know how he is to toll what good or hurt he does. Sometime ago, you remember, the Boston Globe sent out a re­ porter with a stated set of symptoms. He went to eleven prominent physicians and broughtbackelevendifferentprescriptions. This just shows how much science there Is in medicine." There are local diseases of various char­ acters for which nature,.provides positive remedies. Theymay nothe included in the regular physician's list, perhaps, becauseof their simplicity, blit tho evidence of their curative power is boyoinl dispute. Kidney disease is cured by Warner’s Bate Cure, a strictly herbal remedy. Thousands of per­ sons, every year, write as does H. J. Gardi­ ner, of Pontiac, R. I., August7,1800: “A, few years ago I suffered more than probably everwill bo known outside of my­ self, with kidney and liver complaint It is the old story—I visited doctor after doctor, but to nd avail. I was at Newport, and Dr. Blackman recommended Warner’s Safe Cure, Icomraenced the use of it, and found relief immediately. Altogether I took three bottles, andI truthfully state that it curedme." O ne photographer Invited another photo­ grapher to lunch with him, but neglected to order any thing to drink, until ms friend asked him if no worked the "dry plate" altogether.— Texas Siftings. A S orb T hroat or Cotton, If suffered to progress, often results iu an incurable throat or lung trouble. "Brown’s Bronchial Trochee" give instant relief. < T he hen is useful as an article of food, ss a destroyer of Insocts, as a layerof eggvet setter-y.—-Washington Post TBs Public Awards the Palm to Hate's Honey of Horebound and Tar for coughs, "" Pike's Toothache Drops cure ia one minute. Bioxs of autumn—“Oyster stews;" "Hot Frankfurt*;" "Roasted Chestnut*. —Boa ton Herald. 1 VfifikiRfftM U < OMMMB b . TUaavw empire of the NorthWaat laat­ tractinguniversal attention and thereason for this is the almost unlimited resource* deposits of precious metals are to befound in Oregon andWashington, and by reason of the variednatural resources of the coun­ try this section offers unequaled opportuni­ ties for the investment of capital and loca­ tion of Industries that are not surpassed by tbeolder sections of theUnited States. The Union P acific on aoeountof its fast time, through Pullman Sleepers and dining cars, F ree Reclining Chair cars and F rkb Col­ onist Sleepers from the Missouri River, is concededto be the favorite route for per­ sons going to eitherWashingtonor Oregon. For pamphlets fully descriptive of the above named. States, or for rates, timeof trains or any Information pertaining to tho U nion P aciwc call on or addressyournear­ est tioket agent or the undersigned, who wilt most cheerfully furnish any informa­ tion that may be desired. J. D. Welsh, Gen’l Agt U. P. Sys., 27 W. Fourth street, Cincinnati, O. ler ! <\ BOU egg, waiter, .na nurry up, too," “I want a hard-boiled it, say, four minutes. A bu u u , •»> added the traveler; “my train goes in,fwo minutes."—Harper’s Bazar. Trades and Occupations. >' T he T ooth ' s C ompanion for1891 willgive tn instructive and helpful Series of Pupers, each of which describes the character of some leading Trade for Boys orOccupation for Girls. They give information as to the Apprenticeship required to learn each, the Wages to bo expected, the Qualities needed in order to enter,- and the prospects of Suc­ cess. To New Subscribers whqsend 11.75 at once the paper will be sent free to Jan. 1, 1891x and for a full year from that dale. Ad­ dress, T ub Yocrn's C ompanion , Boston,Mass. “ D on ' t you know, prisoner,that,it's very wrong to steal a p ig!" “I do now, your honor. Thoy make such a row."—Spare Moments. __________ _______ r M ust not bo confounded with common ca­ thartic orpurgative pills. Cartor’sLlttteLiv- or Pillsare entirely unlike them inevery re­ spect Onetrialwillprove their superiority. Tm man who can write love-lstters with­ out making an ass of himself Basket the matter very quiet—Ram's Horn. • y jA C O K o q , aOVCRNOR OF MARYLAND M M rem IT EXECUTIVE CHAMBER. IS jtn n ttp o ll* i Jtld., J an . 6 , ’ 9 0 . “ J h a v e o ften , u eed MTV JA C O B S O IL , a n d fin d U a r o o d L iH im c n f." ELIHU E„ JACKSON, Cov. o f Md. THE BEST. Talking o f patent medicines | *—you know the old prejudice. I And the doctors— some o f them are between you and us. They would like you to think that what’s cured thousands won't cure you. You ’d be­ lieve in patent medicines if they didn't profess to cure everything — and so, between the experiments o f doctors, and the experiments o f patent medicines that are sold only because there’s money in the “ stuff,” you lose faith in every­ thing. And, you can’t,always tell the prescription that cures by what you read in the papers. So, perhaps, there’s no better way to sell a remedy, than to tell the truth abdut it, and take the risk o f its doing just what it professes to do. That’s what the World’s Dispensaiy Medical Associa­ tion, o f Buffalo, N. Y., does with Dr. Pierce’s Golden Medical Discovery, Favorite Prescription, Pleasant Pellets, and . Dr* Sage’s Catarrh Remedy. I f they don’t do what their makers say they’ll d o— you get your money back. M E TR IC I f t A I - v o n ’Vvr.moRRiS' r iK IV O IV I S W iM h tn ilo B , 1*. C. W Successfully PROStOUTES CLAIMS. I fat* TrintiMl XumiKtr V. 8, P«*iion Bur«»u- I syr*lai»»lww,IIulJudlc.lliiKcl.lui*,uttytlno*. ers*a*nwfAK*m,MMfNwu* OAVMTS.TRADEIRARKI, ________ I . A B Z U « D F J ie Z I . tV Send ronah.krlrh nrch**nmodel of Invention IMMKUIATKI.V fo_ J. I , CRALLC A. 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TboydGlIOUKWOlIKMid ~ anteC*Uf:ATEK PKOflT. TheyFINISHWellsWhere ether* FAIL! Any ai*e, 2 Inchunto4fitnche*diameter. LOOMIS&NYMAN, TIFFIN,"OHIO. ■rRtKlTHISPfifUeveyfaMjmwtM. M A K E MONEY! Catalogue fr e e ; TOLEDO WEEKLY DLADE, BendforaFreeSpecimen (kipr and readoarannouncementsfor1SPL Heal ourChinaTeaSetand other premium offer*, Write for oureonffdentlel term*toagenteendIvernhowtomake(10110aday. Bandyouraddreeaanyhow. WewanttoMudayery. flihed.* W^ “ t M°E. WNAIII VIMW IN ffi *N|N«nM EM O R Y Mi&dwfcndarinfcunKjL Boojtttetn^l ia oneruufmf. Te*tlraGaUl*lromall AVTOXATIC. ar STATXONAXY. roETAaxa ENGINES^™- ALL KINDS. V Catalogue Xraa. A T A R R H T H E POS ITIVE CURE. IELY BROTHERS, SSWaitea 0U HewYork, PriceCOct*.I YlAt _ , ' K p <ev» My .wife and child having a severe attack of . Cough, we thought that wo would try Piso's Cure for con­ sumption, and found It a perfect success. Tho first bottle broke up tho Cougb, and four bottles completely cured them.—H. S tbinoek , 1147 Superior 8 t, Chicago, Illinois. — S t r&ng e indeed tha-b A ' M'l1! ’• lik e S A P O L 1 0 shou ld I'muke everytiling so bright-, bub "A need le clo thes others,and is itselj; naked'.'Try iKn your nexthouse-cleaninfl Yet peo- P ^ f p f L L ^ ^ l . 3 •NTWORTH A GUINEA A BOX.*** ForBILIOUS&NERVOUSDISORDERS Sick Headache. Week Stomach, Impaired Digestion, Constipation, Disordered Liver, etc., AGTINQ LIKE MAQfC on the vital organs, strengthening the muscular system, and arousing with the rosebud o f health The Whole Physical Energy of the Human Frame. Bfcham** Pills* taken as airsetsd, will quickly RESTORE FEMALES to ttOmpfsts health. SOLDBYALLCfcUCtXfTS. Price* 25 cents per Box* grows up swinging aoyth« and tbenoS to tbe lawn mower. So don't use scissors! Bat do yon use SAPOIdO? H you don't yon ere ss much behind the age as if you cut grass with a dinner knife. Once there were no soaps. Then one soap served all purposes. 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