The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52

•f.*. **' *‘■ -r-—r - ----- ~ ' 0*T£- -ac^sseawa«*iK*AW*^^ ''SSESHI ’1*11Kf 11 IffFi l \ I fIDi Statisticsshowthatwomen go in- ■ l . - l | Hiuie \ m numerously than men, com, mitBuicide one-third as often, and make one-tenth the demand on the public purse for support injails, pris­ ons and alms-houses. Asthp sterner sex has vastly more need for govern'* ment, perhaps that is the reason it thinks it should have all the voice in it. ' j»K W P S C S K O K S T WKBKLY X X V O iV W K K . SATURDAY, JAN , 24, 1891 W. IT. P L A I R , E d ito r m id P rop ’r PRICE * (.23 PER ANNUM. g awM a iiag g g ^ 'lysoi: , i 1 ■ There U a pointer for temperance people in the statement th a t Fitzsim' mons, the pugilistic victor, .never touches ardent spirits o f any kind. I t is said that G ot , Peck’s message is one o f the briefest on record. Per­ haps the humorist was trying to be witty. “ Brevity is the soul o f wit*” Colleges should teach the young to “paddle their own canoe,” B u t it Was no t with this in view, th a t H a r ­ v a r d recently decided to have a profes­ sor o f sculling. A baby has been born in Jessamine county, Kentucky, which has two dis­ tinct faces. I t is quite a common, thing for grown-up people to be “ double faced,” hut they seldom evince this ./Was proclivity a t birth. The adage th a t there is ho fool like mi out 'fool still holds true. An old ,raan down in Pennsylvania has be* conic crazy from reading dime hovels, Over in Bridgeport, Conn., Mrs. Louisa English, aged 77 years, and sh ak en with paralysis, has fallen madly in love with uyoung man o f 35. .Mis* E.nmn Boyer, of Charleston, S, C .,\‘ aimed the man who killed Iter father. Emimfs love must be o f the true kind, lu e murder of one’s par­ en t would have a tendency' to cool the average person’s affection when it was; ascertained that the object of its ardor wan taw murderer. A N D R E W J A C K S O N , SUC C ESSOR T O DUNLAP & CO , The dramatic critic of the Glouster Gazette says of the recent performance o f an “ Uncle Tom s .Cabin” troupe th a t “ it was by all mentis the, super­ ior of any dramatic entertainment heretofore given within the precincts o f Glouster, and that everything was immense, especially the dogs, who in no way dVerdid their pa rt,” t, A law has ju st been passed in. Co­ penhagen, Denmark, which provides that all drunken persons found lying in the streets shall be. taken hoino in carriages a t the expense of the denier who sold them the last drink. Such a law as this, whatever its good points, would not serve to increase the Prohi­ bition vote among the liverymen. Over in Greene county a feeble old man may be seen hauling rails, l i e Is seeking to earn his living. Daily he passes liy a large and prosperous farm, which represents 40 ye*rs o f hiB own industry and economy. This ag­ ricultural Lear deeded i t to his child' ren with the promise that "they would make his last days comfortable.-— Cleveland World. A Canadian minister has created an uproar, over in Kingston, Canada, by stating in his sermon that Victoria is1 stingy. Recently a young man in Berlin was arraigned for the offense of “ Iese majeste,” for making the very odd remark; “ I cough a t the Emper­ or,” In America to become a ruler is to forego even the protection from abuse which is freely accorded to a private citizen. To be induced -in to high'Office is to become a target for national disrespect. ' I t is strange how little some men value their lives. Joseph Armstrong, a Philadelphia grocer, has ju st married Mrs. Mary Mason, c f Elmira, N . Y . He is her fifth husband, each one o f hia predecessors haring died shortly after uniting .their fortunes with Mary’s. A tree fell on the first, small­ pox took the next, malignant fever the next, and the heels o f u vicious horse, pu t a quietus on the next. Mr. Armstrong is doubtless nearing the suburbs of the other world, hut no one is to blame hut himself. ■, The country is full of ghost stories, even in these materialistic days, but of all ghost stories the one that comes from Elmhurst, 111., is the moat re­ markable. Nightly a spirit visits Farmer Rohnieyn's barn and milks his *best Jersey cow. A strict watch has been kept and it is absolutely known that no human heing is impli­ cated. G ’ osta are credited with do- ing a good many eccentric things, hu t this is the first time that any one of the intangihlo gentry has nmnifeated a penchant for the dairy business. Mileage T ic k e t* on the Peitu - ny lvn tiia Line*. -DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF- -AND ......- D o o rs , S a sh B lind s , LATH, MOULDINGS, FLOORING. SIDING, ETC, T Have just received a new sotek. Can offer you better Grades for less money than you have been paying for poorgrades. CALL AND BEE GRADES AND PRICES. a thorough application of Chamber­ lain’s Pain Balm enabled him to get up and go to work, Mr. Price says: “The Remedy cannot be recommeud- cd too highly.” Lot any one troubled with rheumatism, neuralgia or lame j back give it a trial and they will be o f the same opinion. 50 cent bottles j for sale by B. G. R ibgway .’ j "••Or E R S * E T 8 . P L J S H E . S A W onder W orker.. M r. F ra n k llu ilm a il, a y oung lm m l of Burlington, Ohio, state* that he had been under care of- two promi mmt physicians, ami used their trea t­ ment until ho was not able *o get around. Thev pronounced ids rase lo be consumption smil. incurable. He »;Largest Assortment ever Re- . eeived. .CHI West o f Pittsburgh, will’ be sold at.. rate of two cent- d rr mile, or §20.00 cadi, by Line A-oitl- at principal points. All vbrtii; o:*-j,;i!(u,i- ti. lifts Edward Everett Hale has written a very thrilling story about a man with­ out a country. There is such u nmn. lie i? a hermit, Richard Bassett, who lives mi r.small island containing about two acres in Travers? hay. Koine? years ago liaise It wrote to the govern merit c BA*, h to llie Ih itbu Kiiitis. lie is the king o f.o r the Pittsburigj. ,',»!.n..di, ( >’i the cntallest nation o f the earth, and Bt. Louis Reihvuy (*< i.qujsy, like Selkirk, L monarch of all lie sui- only One Th<'t’-;r.1 Mil Oil and after January 2<hb, IXHl,; was persuaded to iry-Dr. King's New individual and min-lrausieraiile Onej'D lwavon tor Ouii*imiption, ( ’ougljs Thousand Milo Tickets, good o u r all; U!1<1 Gtdtl* and at that time was ft not Divisions o f the P mh . m Ivauin S\.- ' AhU- w wslij (,1<’ " Hliout s l lie found heforo lie had used lia lfo f a dollar.bottle, th a t lie was much I ettm 5 he continued to use it and is to-day enjoying .good 1iea!tii. I f you in«*e auv Throat, m iA , l *T' Mi»mail’*u ,* i.i.it I-tr*’*f*i' ■:«», j "i; Li ts wyn. lie thereafter fold. E . A* Gen. P«.* *«»- *1*L- *V' ' ' *.■ L« u* > < • v *s* • -- ■•-■«.'*■-! «••:.'■1 ttuti-r# .. ♦* -■* , i \ t Damal vV, ' I!._*■ fl idrem* »k I £* •ifa-r )'\ After dd iberu te e-.mddm'.itxon on f ; ' ’. f f *t!ie I'Orps o f phvsrciai's ciiip!«»u,.t In ' I'ifhe Jaeksuti f'.i . !-»* l>"* '■■" «• i t - . . : i rR.i. Agent. l U c k <o t h r H id W « y . m . The story o f a strange honeymoon conus from Pittsburg. A young hu*. hand found that, calculate as shrewdly its he could, he did not have money enough into about hulf to take thei t c -sou MaMn'.u-mring wedding trlji which he. and his beloved ■ iovestlgam the "ii-i;..;;>•,! advum t* in bad planned. A lter long and earm sti medical science \\ h t e 'e r e m e to the thought he tirrivetl at a solution of list* treatment of lu-ia 1 <m'-b tn*> have problem* l i e suggested to her that decided that the ohl reliable,, i, <i*- she take the trip, as she was a ba r d : izwziwm I w ol Vfild I ’he.rry ISr.rk working girl, needed a change o f a irj u,<1^ ^ blgliiy e)im.:nt.*d jirejiaratioii and scene, nud had pet her heart upon ■ °* ^a ’’ it, and thsit he vemaiu and thaJittle home for her H O W Is your umu. 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