The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52

t h k i f E ^ a i x D i OKJltDKiOCNDliATWHKKI.YNEW8PAPKH, SATURDAY, JAN. 31* 1891 it.r.r...v,1.■e1*"'.'" ■■w.'rv.. i. ■■!% W. H , B L A IR , Editor and Proper PRICE * 1 ,25 PER ANNUM. ... Of every million of u* diphtheria lulls 168, and scarlet fever 222; yet whooping cough which noone ieafraid of kills 428.., There can be no doubt in regard to tlie popularity of Gen. Miles, if it be true, as the New York World says', ihathis soldiers hurrah for him in their prayers. , Mamie Miller, a New York girl, has made a “ new departure” in the field of elopement. , She has . flown with her step-father, and her mother is disconsolate. I f all the statements about the re­ cent King Ivalakaua can lie relied ; upon, there is but little doubt that the world will get along as well as it did during his life. One of the most difficult things to do is to give an accurate definition. Congress is Called upon to give the definition of a cigar. Everybody knows what a cigar is, but who, otl- hand; can tell what it is in words which exactly cover the ground. The Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph says: “When printers dine in honor o f Benjaruil Franklin's birthday pi should form the dessert.” But for the main part of the meal “ fat” would not only be appropriate, but would set well on the typographical stomach. The Detroit Free Press calls the cn -emies of capital punishment “ foolish sentimentalists.” ' Whatever name * • may be applied to them, their numbers •re rapidly:increasing.' I t is atrocious enough fo*. individuals to shed blood without states becoming premeditated •murderers,. The Boston Herald says: “The on,’y thing that seems to stand in the way of David Bcunett Hill's progress is the fact that he is a bachelor:” As far os the' presidency is concerned bachelorhood is in his favor if there bs anything in the instances of Buch­ anan and Cleveland. Fortune sometimes gets ironical. Mrs. Rosa Woods, ofBelmont county, O., used up her considerable property in fighting the demon drink. Having spent everything except her last days, and being unable to spend them with­ out help, she has accepted a home in a Wheeling'institution which is sup­ ported by a brewer. —--------- » "•»«■....<■------- Superstitious people will doubtless be interested in the case of the man, as told by tlie Washington Post, who, walking sidewise so as to be sure pud .see the moon over bis right shoulder, stumbled against a fruit stand, ruined his best clothes, got arrested and was fined in police court for malicious de­ struction of property. . An insurance company is going to ; Wforraed a t Hartford, Conn., for the toinrance of “ impaired lives;” that |s, o f people who are not very strong or well. I t is strange thattuch a com­ pany as this has not been organized before, when it is takeu ifato consider­ ation tliat insuraneemen are profound students of longevity. I t is a fact that a certain low conditiono f vitality is far morb favorable to hag life than robust health. A s a rule it is the man with capacious lungs and strong imw- clcs, the man of superabundant life, who dies first. There are various rea­ sons for this, but pariuqfe the most im­ portant is tlmtthc Vigorous mah for­ g e ts his mortality ami draws too heav* j iiy ojdrtu kismourcco, while the feeble: ifctfe kl« thirfi a painful fw*wi*#«nws \ I'tHe frajlty of his tenure dittf he* iv<s U the bast ofeare. I Oliver Wendell Holmes tells of the terrible fate of a man who once read something funny. Pr. P ix, a New York Dentist, was reading » oomio paper the other evening, While laughingat one of the humorous il­ lustrations, his head fell back and he gasped once or twice and died. * Everybody has a weak spot, and of course it is no more than natural that Gen. Booth, commander of the Salva­ tion Army, should have his. He is said to have social ambitions. The boom bis name lias recently, taken ib said to have kindled in his soul an ar­ dent desire to identify, himself, with the “ upper crust.” This is not an unholy desire, but it is far from ,being in good taste with a man who starts out sa such a gigantic project ns lift­ ing the fallen and bringing about the immediate universal brotherhood of the race. The reformers of the world have never been enamored of station. The proletariat lias been their “Four Hundred.” Look out for your doubles. A Ver­ monter was hurled into jail the other day so suddenly that it fairly made liis head swim. His surprise was due to the fact that he had always .behaved himself and knew that he was a model man in the usual acceptation of the term. The charge against him was horse/stealing. I t might have gone hard with him but for tiic fact that the right man was found after he had spent, the night in ja il.. It seems ' that the right man was his exact . counterpart in personal appearance. Only a few- weeks ago a young adventurer, whom nature had accidentally made to look like a certain rich man’s son; made a young lady in New York State think that he was said son, won her hand and married her. What greater quality can there be than self-possession. I f there be any­ thing worthy of admiration, it is the unrattled mind. Genius, learning, beauty, all pale in the presence of it. A school containing. 250 children had been on fire some little time, in St. Louis, when Mrs. Mary Muurie, the principal, found it out. She neither fainted nor yelled fire, She quietly went to all the rooms, ordered recess, and in three minutes the school was emptied and uota child was hurt. Two minutes afterward the flames had pos­ session of the first floor. The other morning Mrs. Davis, of Covington, Ga,, rushed into the blinding smoke of a burning building, and catching ner infirm husband in her arms, threw him out of the window, saving his life,and barely eserping with her own. 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