The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52

i 1 l i The Cedarville Herald. W, H. BLAIIt, Fubllibvr. CEDARVILLE, : : : OHIO, TH E WIFE’S COMMANDMENTS . M early nwrn thou'BhnU aspire" To get up first and tight the Are. Jt Hot any morning shall thou miss Bestowing on thy wits a kina. in. I f in the sight the bsby cries, Thou ahslt the Intent trsnqulllze.-. w. Thou shslt take oare thy wlte cap and Her pocket-book,with bills well lined. T, Thou shalt not criticise her cakes, Her cooking, nor the bread she makes:. VI. Thou'shalt not toil at Euitertide, To keep her with new hats supplied. ra A paored duty thou shall deem To trust her daily to Ice-cream. , vm. Thou shalt not speak In temper rash If she dosires some extra cash.. Thou shalt not Comohome ' ‘full" at night With lame excuses for thy plight. x. This Is the tenth—thou shalt not chide, . But shall by all'lit, laws abide, It to these ten she adds ten thousand more be­ side. - * „ —John 8. Grey, in Munsey’sWeekly. A HUNTER’S STORY. "Unclef Moss's” Thrilling Advent- ‘ ure with a Crane. ^ NCLE MOSE ,” as Mr. M. fl. F r a n k l i n , of t h i s place, is known all over tho county, Is one of the most successful an d e x p e r i e n c e d hunters in the v i c i n i t y , in spite of his low stature, w h i c h is not quite live feet, a n d h is corpulence. He was surrounded a few. n i g h t s ago by an audl- interost to the once who listened with recital of some of his ndv< ntures as a nimrod, when the recorder put the question to him: ■“ What do you account tho most por- .ilous adventure -of your life, Undo Mose?” The old hunter thpught a moment be­ fore he answered: “ Well, now, I’ ve had a good many, hut 1 -reckon about as close a shave with death -as I ever-had- was trying to k ill -n- crane. It was of tho white species, or what is known as tho whooping crane, and which is considerably larger than the other variety, the blue or nAnd hill crane. This one 1 refer to was the largest I ever saw, being nearly six feet in height and weighing over twenty- 11 ve pounds, while one of fifteen or twenty pounds is considered a good- sized bird. My sdvonture with it hap­ pened noarly eighteen years ago, and I was correspondingly npryor and stronger than I am now, hut that crane put mo up to all Lwaa capable of to es­ cape with my life, “ I had been out hunting quail, and, as I bad pretty well filled my hag, was going home just before sunset, when I paused Rutherford Lake, which, aalsome el you perhaps know, is a good-sized pond lying lu » the northeast corner of the county, of which it forms part of the lino separating it from Grimes, lb is shaped very much like a beef's tongue,' running nearly four miles long, with only about threo hundred feet across the widest part. Well, there I ■saw the crane I am telling of, standing on the hough of a tree that had been .trskca’CS scA'-Ia'Jcn in, -'It bki luSgri' A CAHFrtJt AIM. ■ i i litfiiB i About tho middle of the lake, and the majestic bird, now white, with only the tips o f his wings a beautiful glossy black, looked as i f ho was an image cut in marble ornamenting an artificial sheet o f water, so motionless was ho, outlined against the sunset sky. “ 1 declare I hated to disturb him, but I had been Wanting for months just such a specimen for the collection 1 was making of the birds of these parts, so boarding without leave tho old duguut I found tied to a troo .near by, I sculled ns close as I dared to the crane, and. taking careful aim, fired* He dropped instantly and began fluttering feebly about, just enough to keep himself above water, I was afraid, though, that he was hurt so pad that he would die and go to tho bottom where I would lose him,'so I rowed as hard a». I could to get to him before this could happen. “ Ho seemed nearly gone when I reached him and tried to catch him by one of his outstretched wings, but no sooner had 1 touched him when he gave such a flounce that took the so complete­ ly unawares that I made a frantloclutoh at him and shot clean out of tho crazy old dugout, heading straight for the bottom o f tho lake somo.twcSnty feot be­ low. That did not matter so much, for I can swimliko a duck, but weighted by my heavy-hunting boots, which filled with water at once, /.Jfe found was coming I CLUTCHED A LEO OF THE CllANK. to the surface of tho water to keep myself abovo it. Besides which what must the wound lcarry on my arm as a memento of Shiloh do'but break out just then and go to bleeding. It was my right arm, and. I supposo I must have strained* it somehow in making that clutch at the crane,] “ Well, there I wn^ahout as helpless a creature as you ever saw, for I could -see nothipg of the dug-out, which must have been capsized by my weight when I went overboard and, filling, went down, carrying my gun with it: and on laying hold of tho projecting bough of the submerged troo on which the crane had been sitting,' the thing turned over too, and went down under^the muddied water.- So, feebly paddling, I made for tho shore, when the crane, which was still floundering around, beating' tho water, with its wings, got" within my "reach once more, and thon what I con­ ceived to bo a lucky thing came into my mind; . 1 had heard of a sailor who, drowning,-laid' hold of an albatross, and thus kept himself above water till some one coul|) conic to his rescue, so: I clutched the leg of the crane, and thought myself saved: for, knowing the prodigious strength of these -birds, and seeing that this one was by no moans so badly wounded as" 1 had' thought; "I trusted it, would carry mo at least close enough to the shore to enable me to grasp the stout water flags thatborderod it, and so scramblo up to land. •■But, as-1 ‘found afterwards, I had taken hold of the leg my shot had broken, and while the tough ligaments of tho member hold firm, I must huvo caused the bird excruciating pain. A t any rate my hold seemed to drlvd him frantic and he began to heat mu with ills groat powerful wings until 1 was nearly insensible, but still afraid to lot go, for when I cautiously tried to touch bottom with my feot I could And none, and, so exhausted that I could not ovon have paddled, 1 held on as the only thing 1 Was able to- da So when tho crane found 1 was not to bo- beaten off, ho h it on another plan, and that was to drown me by dragging mo with my head under tho water. - “ We had all 1110 ' time been gradually approaching the .chore, where the water was shallower, but, as I have, said, It was not enough so for me to wado out, and, all defenseless as I .was, I gave my­ self up for lost if wo did not spoedlly reach a.nnlnt wnere I could afford to lot. stand on its broken and wade out, And when Pete brought the gun I k illed it without difficulty with another single shot, and the darky wading in after it brought it to me, "but | declare, when I taw the noble creature that bad fought so hard for its life ly in g dead at my feet* it .seemed to me as if l,b a d been, gu ilty of something very much like m.urdor, “ The dugoiit I had so unceremonious­ ly borrowed was Pete’s, who got it out next day, together with my gun, But alas for that fine bag o f quail! 1 never saw it more. It had been le ft on.the shore of the lake when I went after tho crane, and a dog or some two-footed thief had carried it off. But i f you w ill step .ovpr to my shanty at any time, gentleman, I w ill take great pleasure in .Introducing that crane, handsomely mounted and well preserved, to you, and if you don’t admire him you are not a judge, of noblo birds.” —Texas Cor. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. TW O R IVALS MEET. Instead o f Quarreling They Go In^o Fart- - nershlp and Grow Blob, A nowapapor proprietor, who is now a wealthy mate, tells an amusing story of ono of his early ventures. He went to the West, when but twenty-throe years old, with a capital of only two or three hundred dollars. He had ‘ done some reporting, for a local paper at home and had a smattering of the printer's art. Hearing of a new town in tho mountains —a town of which great things wore ex­ pected—he decided to establish a news­ paper there forthwith. J le borrowed some money to add to bis .meager capital, and started alone for tfie field with his little hand-press and type and paper .in a wagon. The journey was about-fifty miles in lon'gth and mostly up hill. The.muddy road made the traveling slow and diffi­ cult, so that it was almost-dark when, on the second day, ho came within sight of the new town, still five, miles distant. dust then, as he pulled through a slough at a curve in the rpad, he over­ took a follow-traveler whose old wagon, to which was hitched a bony horse, was hopelessly fast in tho mud. Our young newspaper proprietor promptly unhitched his horse aqd went to the other man’s assistance. For noar­ ly an hour the two men pushed and the two horses pulled. Finally the horses gave a mighty 'tug at the right moment and tho cart was pulled out o f tho mud. Reaching out his hand with true Western heartiness; tho driver o f the extricated cart, also a young man of twenty-three or twenty-four, said: . “ Thank you, airl I ’m ever so much obliged- to you.' Timo's mighty precious to me, and I don’ t know what I ’d have done if you.hadn’t come along. I want to get to the next town just os quick us l ean. J'vo got-a newspaper outfit in my, wagon and I . hear there’s, another f o l l ow t r y i n g to get in ahead of me. Like: as not you've boon the means of helping tno to got the start of him .'1 Tho surprised and chagrined “ other folio a'’” says that-for a moment ho was wicked i)no*’gK to wish his rival back in tlio- mnd, but, speedily overcoming n il such ungenerous and unmanly feelings, he said, with a 'laugh: “ Well, I happen to bo that other fol low.’’ . “ You—you aro‘.‘” ‘ ‘'Yes, sir; lam .’’ “ Well,- I—I —say, 'sposirig wo sit rlgju dowii^hore retjd talk’’ this thing over,’ They encamped together for the night uqll after a full conference agreed to go EU LOG IjST IC R E SO LU T IO N S . into partnership, and as soon as it was light thoy hastened on to the town. There they established their papor, which was tho beginning of great pros­ perity for both of them.—Youth’s Com­ panion. _______ _ iu- _ How* tlia -Anelaiit* Mwote. Among the ancient Romans it was con * sldorcd the. thing for each man to have somy particular god to habitunlly swear by. Sorno swore by Jupiter, othert by Mars, others still by Minerva, and so on. Castbr and Pollux were usually appealed to as the “ Twins”—“ By Gem­ in i"- the phrase where wo get our excla­ mation, “ By Jimlny!” >I t was' thought very improper for Roman ladles to swear .by the male gods, but they were per- ahont enough. Though agreoaUo enough in our different ways, wo were, somehow, notcongenial. With tbo water filling my nostrils, ears and eyes, and my hoad still ringing and sore with the buffeting It had received, I was nearly doad, when I felt something slap me in tbo face and rasp me with its keen edge, ltut.never was touch of any thing wore welcome, for 1 knew I had run against the stalk of a water-flag, ono of the drooping blades o f which bad given too the slap. I let go o f the crane's log and caught the stalk, and while, of course, It would havo given with my weight had it had to support it, it, was suffi­ ciently strong to enable me to keep my footing on tho slimy, sloping bottom that Xcould now just touch. 80 . grasp­ ing one after another, I pulled up pear enough to the shore to lay hold of tho strong roots o f a water oak growing on tho odgoof tho lake, by which I pulled myself on to terra firms. Once there, I s a t down, too exhausted to do any thing hut try to bind up with strips of my linon the'wound in my arm, which was still bleeding, though but slowly. “ Presently I saw a darky named Pete Itcynpqd, whom 1 knew, driving some horses down to drink at the lake, a short distance from me, and .hailing him I told lijm to go and get his gun, for I had made up my mind to have that crane yet, for it Was still in the water flags, making futile efforts to I in vain, and also especially that of Ve- ! nus. In memento of great aggravation i they might go so far as to cry “ Macas- tor"—“ By Castor!’’ Tho Greeks swore by the cabbago, which was the most prized of vegqtables.-rCincinnati En­ quirer, —Little' Ilattle, 4 years old, bad, for some misdemeanor, been told by her mother not to go out of the yard. Hav­ ing become wearied o f her <wn compan­ ionship and seeing two playmates en­ joying themselves in a yard across the street, she called: “ Charlie, come over here.” “ Oh, I can’t,” replied the un­ gallan t Charlie. A period o f thought, and again slio called: “ Lu, play I ’m Charlio’s grandmother.” “ A ll tight,” answered Lu. Silence for a biomont, then: “ Lu, tell Charlie his grand­ mother wants him to come over ahd sea her.” —Golden Days. * Wl»© tluyond HU Tear*. Teacher—Johnny, you must bring an excuse for being absent yesterday from the head o f your family. Johnny-—.-he’s away, ma’am; T il Lava to got it from roe fader.—Tho Jury. • —Aunt Tb eo—-“ Tommy,t am surprised you forget vour Bible soquickly. Now, when J 1 I 10 rain descended and smote tho earth for forty days what was i t called?" Tommy (promptly)— “ Mud.”— Smith, Gray & Co.’s Magazine, JPlorld Platitude* Which Are Beginning to Huuaonte Henalble People, “ In the good old days, when they hanged, witches,” the people Of, this country were careful o f the reputation of their groat men. "When a great man died they met and- adopted resolutions, and set out his good qualities etc. This is thoroughly commendable, and shodld always be observed; hut in latter.jjUys this matter has reached such a point that doubtless most thoughtful people would like to consign the prevailing custom to “ Innocuous desuetude.” It is not enough that friend y and benevolent societies, military companies, base-hall clubs and other private and social or­ ganizations must pass resolutions which would mean a great deal if they meant any thing at all, but a man can not be a lawyer, a doctor, an actor or a member of either house of Congress .but that when ho dies the newspapers give us, with an account o f his death, a set of resolutions invariably commenclng'with something like this: .“ Whhreas it pleased Alm ighty God, etc.,” and ending with.a resolved that he was one o f'th e best, purest-and most accomplished o f men, and that “ these resolutions or a eopy thereof be transmitted to his afflicted family, and published in the town, or oity papers,” etc, A ll of tho interme­ diate spacers occupied with informing the public what an excoptional charac- ter “ our departed friend was,” and what mourning is felt for his lossr and that his place can never be suppliod. All. end with something like this: '“ We bow with resignation to the decrees- of an' all-wise Providenco.” Now, this is sim­ ply ridiculous. Why can not some groat American genius get up for general use a formula entirely void o f the hackneyed whereases and “ wo bow with resigna­ tions, etc., so that the funeral notice and resolutions which were offered and -unanimously adopted on the occasion of the death of. Hon. Josiah Jenkins, a member of the Nip'and'-Tuck Society, should not be so exact- a copy o f the pro­ found expression o f feeling manifested! and publicly expressed by the Associa­ tion for the Promotion of Humbugs on the melancholy occasion of the death o f Tittlebat Titmouse? Being .a law­ yer, doctor, merchant, member of any society or a membor of cither house of Congress, does not nocessarlly carry, with it any Special social allegation o r rank, and is by no means a condition of friendship or o f increased social status. Doubtless a majority of lawyers, doc­ tors, members o f social societ'es and members of Congress are honest and good men; but can it be doubted (hat in' their PE R SO N A L A N D IMPERSONAL —Queen Victoria’s dinner hour is not until nine in the evening. At about sloven she retires to her private apart meats.. —Prof. Burt Wilder, of Cornell,- it making a collection of brains, H» wants brains—other people’s. Ho is es- pectally desirous that editors should leave their brains to him when they.go into the obituary department But hr the time the average editor dies ho has almost used thorn up in the Bervioe of humanity, --Rev. Dr. Talmage receives $15,000 a year from his Brooklyn congregation. $13,500 from a firm for the advance pub­ lications of his sermons, and 86,500 for his contributions to a religious journal, besides what'ho earns on the lecture platform from general litorary work He would lose money if he traded hi* inpome for that o f the President of th* United States. • -—Mrs. Jopllng, the most famous and able o f English- women -artists, is 1 leader of intellectual London society « 1 L She is handsome,- graceful, ands • wel w itty and original talker, who dresses well, and possesses a beautiful house, She has been three times ma.rried, hut her brilliant and agreeable husband, Mr. Rowe, prefers that she should con­ tinue to; 8 lgn her pictures with the name shfljhasadorned. ____ _ ___ — The English love of dancing’ still puzzles lazy Orientals. A t a recent ball at Rangoon ,two native i grooms were watching the festivities from a veranda, and one of the observers asked his com­ panion why the couples .walked about after each'dance. The other groom described the -reason in - stable phrase­ ology: “ The sahibs run the mems and misses round to make them hot, and then wa lk them around to-cool them down." —A Boston biography need not bevol­ uminous in ogler to suggest the salient points of- the typical life of culture. For instance: lie was born in Boston; he graduated successively at the Boston Latin School and at Harvard University, his yacht won the race at Marblehead Neck; he had a' poem in the Atlantic Monthly; ho was a President of the St Botolph; he had a pew at Trinity Church, and was buried in Mount Auburn.—Bos­ ton Budget. —Charles Breslln, of Springfield, 0., has a curious displacement of his*vital organs. His heart is on the right sidoof. his chest Breslin is a healthy young; man of twonty-six, -and is a draughts­ man and engineer o f marked abilities He experiences no ill effcots from the ranks there aro many (or some) who a r e 1 unique displacement, and is actively n i i a O r p V, n v. n U A .. 1,1 • L a m #, L ~ /.. u . . . . . _ . not so? Then why should there be (on tho .death of any) resolutions passed commending them, unless they were spocfally dosorving of such' '-tribute? Should such resolutions bo passed alike for, good and bad? I f so. tho merits o f tho good and of the dosorving aro utter­ ly lost whon wo contemplate that the” Identical sentiments are mado to do ser­ vice to all. .The fact that compliment­ ary resolutions are expected on tho death of ovory . member of Congress, every member of _any_BQcloty of. which, tho deceased may havo been -a member, without regard to morlt, makes them not only usoless, but damaging to-those who really desorvo them. This custom is not in accord with tho oldma,xira, “ J)e mortuis nil w'lti bonum," because it goes further, and tothooxton tnotof refrain-, ing from speaking at ail o f the dead, un­ less wo .speak good, but it makes us speak good of everybody who dies a member of Congress or of a particular society, without regard to his race, morals or previous conditions of rascal­ ity. It Is certain that^ft the course of ovents all members of Congress and all members of all of the various societies will die. We can not conscientiously say that all of them came up to the con ditions demanded by the rhetoric o f tho commendatory resolutions which are usually adopted, nor/Is it proper to draw tho line strongly botween those who do and those who do not deserve a great tribute. Would not the host course bo to refrain frdiii florid platitudes and un­ due praises, which are alike superfluous, meaningless and impertinent, and in­ stead of seeking occasions for exhibit­ ing. our grief in public, determine to i"* 5 ~**>*'■' J*V* }** ------------- * •------ ^ i '* ~'Marcus'JrWrigbL, in Arena. engaged daily in his profession. Ths beating of the hoart can be plainly felt on the right side. His circulation ii regular and his purse normal. Mr. Breslin says when he was a little boy ho was thrown from, a heavy farm wagon, and two wheels passed obliquely across his chest. Ho was ill for some time from the injury, and believes that the hoart was shoved over to its present^ ' I position by the wheels, amji that hisci^j culation and vital organs finally accom­ modated thomsolvos-to the change. “ A L IT T L E NONSENSE ." Advice. As a general thing, It is worth advico as it Is with taxation—we can endure very little of either If they come t ons In the direct way, They must not thrust themselves upon us. We do not relish tboir knocking at our doors; be­ sides they always cltodse such incon­ venient times and are forever talking of arrears, ' Advice, on the other hand, is sure o f a bearing when it coincides with our previous conclusions; and therefore comes in tho shape of praise, or of en­ couragement W e can endure its being addressed to us by another, when it is interwoven with regret at some error, jnot o f our own, . There is a wide difference between the advico which Is thrust upon you and that which yon have to seek for. When you have to give advice, yon should never forget whom you aro addressing, and what kind o f advico be prefers. Your advice should never degenerate into comparisons between what would have been your conduct and wh&t was your friend’s. In fact, most of our mis­ fortunes aro more sufferable than tho comments and advice of our friends.— Texas Siftings. —Immonse quantities o f apricots ars being canned in California. —Mrs, Larkin (meditatively)—“Ap­ pearances are deceitful.” Larkin—“ Not so muoh so as disappearance: "—West Shore. 1 t* —W ife—“ What-do you supposo baby is thinking about?” Tho bruto—“i ’spose lie’s thinking what to cry about to-night.” —Life. —Lady of the house (to tramp)— “ Poor man, you musth&vo many trials.” Tramp (proudly)— “ Yes, mum, but no convictions.”—The Bostonian. —Johnny Tangle—“ Mai U is—” Mra Tangle—“ Don’t say ‘you is,’ Johnny; say ‘you are.’ " Johnny Tangle—“All right, then. ,U are the second letter of ‘pupil,’ aren't It? ”—L igh t — “ What’s this a picture of—a Vene­ tian blind blowing in tho wind?” “h’o; that's my uncle Mike, who lives in Flor­ ida. He had a ’malarial chill just as I snapped tho camera on him."—Harper’s Bacnr. —Johnson—“ Better .be careful with your saw. I f not you’ll run It into s nail.” Jackson— ‘ <)b, I don't cans how izjg.-thiu E 3 tv. -Jt--Isn’ t mine,'* Jolio* son—“ Whose is it? " Jackson—‘'Youfs.'’ —Yankee Blade. —Crusty bachelor—“ There! that’s Minerva, the goddess of wisdom. She never got married.” Artful widow-* “ No; but this is King Solomon, the wisest man that evor lived. He married a thousand times!”—Judge, —A Faithful A lly— That worrit atone is not enough Is not surprising, It needs Hire jpiod cigars, a puff— Of aflvortlsfnir. —Philadelphia Press —An Eastern exchange says: “ The ocean waves along tho coast are blggef and grander than we have seen for * long time.” Thank heaven! Old oc«»* is trying to conceal tho scantiness of the average bathing costume.—Kearney Enterprise. —Young gent (his first appearance at a ball, to elderly friend)—“ What am* to talk to my partner about?” Friend— “ Her beauty.” Young gent—“ But if she doesn’t happen to bo beaulifulr Friend—“ No matter; she’ ll lake yow word,for i t ”—-Scherer's Faimlicnblalt- — “ The poem you sent my daughter was greatly enjoyed, Mr. Scribbler^ Said Ethellnda’s father. "Did you »** the sentiment, sir?” "We didn’t ge* that fa r - in fact tho goat chewed thing .up before we could get tbo.hin* of it, hut you should have heard us04 laugh,”—Epoch. * • riNHH HQU --T o re solve bee of the ci w ith * wc with a di provemeu —Cltroi two cups < light, on- cream of of,flour, o o f citron V —Keep brown pai "in a damp place. Bo submerge stand for crisp- —Peopl poyed by clusters c grows abu side, if hp andished through tl —For ro -which has phorus,’ in worth of o f paste; ' ter as mi board whe* die while * —Fru it: kind of f; ’ boiling ho ter thin si the botlot) with the t bread and is full, bs while i t is —Veal I very fine t fuls; chop flno, and i scant teas) and a half and one-ire binding wi balls. Le drippings keeper. —Orange one cupfn whites of f two spoon spoonful o h make a in round Take the • jtitt with r orange. P the icing b grated skii tlie. Icing.- —Cherry of flour in" o f a p o u i about a q salt and j< dough tha hoard. Stc cherries, ; thiok. sprci it and dred |‘*Roll it up, 4yn it secui mg water a two hours. —A ll ord , 1 s porous, a with greasi in time, be offensive oi into such i usod for earthen ve , bettor), an wards well freo of ai forms with soapy com' than soap, more thoro ”« A N D IMF ctorU’a dlnne a the eveninj tires to her \ irt Wilder, o Dllo&ion o f ’ —other people rou 9 that ed rains to him w iuary departm average edito them up in Talmage recei s Brooklyn t firm for tho bis sormons, .! Iona to a relig: he earns on m general 11 ,0 money if b at of the Prei ■i* — , tn^, the most Ush women '/HeotuaV Lend handsome, gi ■iginal talker, isesses a beat three times- ; and agreeal efers that she her pictures w ied. lish love o f Mentals. A t two .native festivities fro e observers at tho couples v dance. The i reason in si sahibs run th . to make ,tb Worn around 1 i biography no gfler to sugges e typical -l i f : He was boi successively: and atHarvai m the race ai ad a poem in 3 was a Presidi bad a powatTr ed In Mount A Bresllii, o f Sj ) displacemen heart is on th Breslin is a h nty-six, and ii rinoer of map! ces no ill effe d'acement, am ily- in his pro he heart can t it side. His l his purse •s when he wa rown from a twp wheolB pas :hest. Ho was ue injury, and as shoved over the wheels, am 1 vital organs i smselvos.to the TTLE NONlS irk In; (medita ;e deceitful.” as disappears H e / A Town v > Don A curioui Germany, curiotis lit timable lac week in th* dering abc Streets she able to ope, •ho meandf until at las the city, t * field, but u native, win gestures t grave offc harrowing lady was u] fifte o f thro the privat farmer. Doys are the streets, parson 'or cents. Wh Cfi&ble olTo f fruit ‘po " Jour nt*ii •ackling d too police ‘abatement When thi Practices m too roout,- ti the neigh h *“ hi. Y. Jot 'What do you • about?" T l thinking what Life, f the house. you musthavo mdly)— “ Yes, ’’—The Boston Tangle—“ M b , off’fc say • ’you e.’ ” Johnny -U are the sec i’t it?"— L igh t i this a picturf lowing in tho acle Mike, who d a malarial c i camera on hln i— "Botter be„ I f not you’l l x tson— “ Oh, I dc I t Isn’ t a lade. bachelpr—“ T e goddess o f 1 married. ” A r this is K ing t that overlived, timos!"—Judgi iful A lly— vorrii alone te no nt surprising. , ds like good clgft dvorUstng. —Pblladol tern exchange s along the cot r than we has Thank heave 7 conceal the >.bathing oostun \ . ^rs, l*nn w g la r dov * not tonbrella , ¥S<* gent (bis first * lderly friend) ty partner about ity.” Young g t happen to b< ’Jo matter; she’ Hchorer’s F oem you sent jy enjoyed* Mi nda’s father, lent, sir?” “ V a fact the goh store wo could m should hat ijpooh.