The Cedarville Herald, Volume 11, Numbers 22-52

l ' - ,.: v ; > : o 1 • * I ■ i -t l \: V- . 1 The Cedarville Herald. IV. H. BLAIIt, Publisher. t^Ef^BVIT.LE. : : : OHIO, HIS HUMBLE OPINION, *Td net my U*>art ou raisin’ uolin," • Tfco worthy' farmer salJ, With just n glanco at n little bat That hung up In the shed. “ile was so cunning,-ami so peart, Amt.funder of his dud— . I always used to tell .Vmso— Than any child I hath **He listened to each word I spoke . In spch a reverent way. Jta if he really thought that I Had something wise to say ; _ And though I might he rather hprsh ' . To Tom, the scamp' or Jliii, I never was the least.blt rough ■ ' At any ttmo to him. , “I couldn't bo. And once, when Tom Had made me tenrin' mad,. ' Aud i went Out toward the barn To exercise the gad, Tbo little fellow .John ran up, .• “ And clambered o'er me so, • All thoughts of anger left my breast; ■ I could not strike a blow. ‘ **Tpondered many.a Bible verse, Those texts of Holy Writ, . And all around my ‘little child' .Their meanings seemed to fit; And oft t felt as Joseph must, ‘ ' In olden Galileo, ■ . ■, As If the boy within my home Did not belong to me._ “I used to wonder how hcalearnod ' ■ • The many things bo know’ " ' About the mountains and the woods, •And all the flowersthat grew; , And though ho weut to dcostrlek school. Along o' Tom and Jiiu, Tyros plain enough to seo we all Were going to school with him.. ” 1 didn't sense It then. Tbo sun, When close, will blind the eyes; And often angels in our midst Wo fall to recognize. ■ ' The Lord knows what Is best for us. As often I've allowed; - , And had my boy been spared to me, I might have been too proud." ” ■ -rJosephlne*Pollard, In N. Y. Ledger. PAUL JENKINS. An In te re stin g Tale o f L ov e and Hair Dye. a w A U h i J E N - K IN S 1 would have boon a happy man but for a single cir- o u m s t a n c o , Tho' c i r c u m ­ stance was tho pervorso deter­ mination of his hair to tu rn gray, when ho would docidodly have) preferred to have lt're - main its original color, a glossy black. 'This it was that ombiitored his exist* •ace, in spito of his good health, good Income and prosperity in other respects. This it was, as Mr. Jenkins conjectured, which stood in tho way of his 'accept­ ance by Sophronia .Tones, with whom lie fancied himself wildly in love. Mr. Jenkins folt that he had not ar­ rived at an ago which justified his gray hairs, lie had only just passed his 40th birthday. However, i t was a family -peculiarity, and -ho must submit to it with the host graco that ho could mus­ ter. But all at once light dawned on his gloomy dissatisfaction. On ono of his quarterly visits to tho city; for tho pur- poso of receiving his bank dividends, his attention was called to a placard •pon a wall, wboreln tho merits of Hig- , gishotam's celebrated hair dyo wore set forth in large capitals. ' • “That wllfcho Just tho thing for me,” thoughtour friend Paul. “1 don't think it’s at all out of the way to call In art to tho assistance of nature, when na­ ture don't do as well by you as she ■igbt, reasonably bo expected to. There's no good reason wiry such ogood- kot, and would make him look at leas t ton years younger. / ■“Sophronia Jonos shall ho mine," said Jenkins, exultingly, as ho pushed the bottle Into his overcoat pocket and made his way to tho railroad statipn. Ho was anxious to bo at home In or* dor to test tho wonderful effects of the celebrated hair dye. The ride over and the village reached, Mr. Jenkins rapid* ly took tils way to the residence of Mrs- Selina'Wiggin, whero.be boarded. .He seemed in unusual spirits, which led' Mrs. Wiggin to imagine that tho bankB/ had paid a larger dividend than usual, but how little could ■ she guess that tho' little bottle which she could seo .pro­ truding from his pocket was the sole ca'uso of his. good spirits. If she had known that by the help of this he ex* pected to win the hand of Sophronia .Jones, her own spirits would have been" visihjy ^ffecfed,^<sinco she would have been very-sorry to lose so profitable and desirable aboarder as Mr; Jenkins had proved to be for the last ten years,'dur­ ing all of which ho had been an inmate of her establishment. ^ v\ There had been a time indeed when She had hoped that ho would hecomo something nearer than a boarder, but that hope-Mrs. Wiggin had about given up, finding that, ho bad never seemed to ■notice the glances of affectioijyfchlcbshe threw over to him across the unde. Her chief desiro now was to keep him un­ married and so retain him as a hoarder, since, i( married, ho would without much doubt go to keeping house, and Mrs. Wiggin would lose.a very important part of. her incomo. ■ Mrs Wiggin did not .fail.' to -observe the bottle which her boarder had brought home with him. She felt a strong curi­ osity to learn its contents, and decided at the very next opportunity that of­ fered to do so. That opportunity was not long in Coming, Every morning Mrs. Wiggin sont her servant in to sot. Mr. Jenkins’ roefm, to rights. Hut On the morning; succeeding his return from the city, she concluded to take this duty upon herself, in order that she might theroby have a chance to find out the mystery which puzzled .her. “Bridget,” sho.sald. !is~theiiittcr was about to go upstairs on her morning er­ rand, “you have more tnan usual to do to-day. You can stay, hero and I will clear up Mr. Jenkins" room this morn­ ing.” “Shuer, ma’am and you are very kind," said Bridget, a little surprised at this ex­ traordinary and unexpected kindness on tho'part of her emnloyer. “I don’t want vnu to do too much,’’ said Mrs. Wiggin “I am not one of those people that are willing to work their ‘help! to death,’’ . When Mrs. Wiggin entered the room of her lodger, her first proceeding was to. lock the door—prob.ibly In order that none of the dust might get out of the room into tho entry. Having done this, she laid down her broom, put on her glasses, and , began toi look carefully about her. First she scanned the man­ telpiece, next the bureau, and finally she took the liberty of opening the up­ per bureau drawer. Hero she found what'shn sought. before, her, -wrapped in the same paper, was tho 'mysterious bottle. Hastily unrolling it she learned the fatal truth. , It was bf»lr dyh! Why do 1 say fatal truth? I will toll you. Airs. Wiggin at once concluded, what was indeed’the truth, that this looked toward matrimony.. She know how much tho use of the hair dye would improve his appearance, and feared that it would mako him irresistible* to Sophronia Jones. Hut what was sho to do? Was she to Stand quiotly by and suffer this to take place? No. Mrs. Wiggin was a woman of resource, and sho sat down with her head between her hands to consider what sho should da An idea struck lior. She would empty out the hair dyo and substitute some­ thing else in its placo. She remem­ bered that she had in tho cupboard, in her own room, a large pint bottle of bltio ink. Scarcely stopping to think LENDING A HAND. ponded altogether upon tho .services of other people. The late ibr, Fraser, Bishop of •Manchester, England, was a “gentleman-gentleman,” 'Such was his manly simplicity and superiority to all cowardly droad 'of public opinion, that ho usod to be soon, says his biographer* “striding about his diocese on foot, carry­ ing his,own blue hag containing his, robes, stopping runaway carts, and talk­ ing familiarly with every ono ho met) gentlo or simple." Ono day a sturdy Methodist working­ man, with whom, the Bishop had been did not exhibit any remarkable econ­ omy) Mr- Jenkins leisurely proceeded, . . . . . . ... . __ to d«sa Mmsolt In M. n o .t teoo»to8 attire. :(“Gentleman-gentleman does not mind His toilet was somewhat protracted. [ ho does, but pig-gentleman is very and I should bo afraid to toll you how ; particular.” the Maoris of New Zealand many minutes he expended in adjusting-; to sayi discriminating between the his cravat. But the fact was, that- our j English colonists 'who "did what they hero bad made up his mind to mike this j , ou]d for themselves and those who de- evening tho declaration which ho ’had ’ long contemplated, provided he could find a favorable opportunity. But there .is an end to alt things, and so there was an end to Mr. Jenkins’ toilet. About eight o'clock lie came down-stairs, and merely opened the sit­ ting-room door to say: “1 am going out to a party tbiSATBn- ing, Mrs. Wiggin, and shan’ t, bo at home very early. You need not sit up for me, as you know I have .. pass ikey,” - Mrs.' Wiggin could scarcely keep nor countenance ■;while her lodger was speaking, for she saw at once that he bad fallen into the trap she had laid for him, nnd -in consequence that both his hair and whiskers had become a decided blue. • • •. ’ “I guess,” she laughed to, herself* “that Sophronia won’t fancy that color any better than the other,” Quito unconscious of what had be­ fallen him, Mr. Jenkins proceeded, to tho party. Going up toYhe gentlemen’s room, he took off his pat and coat and went down to the parlors where most of the' company had already _assembled. Somehow ho seemed to attract a great deal of attention, but this he expected,- and very naturally attributed it to what ho considered the very decided improve­ ment which had taken place'in his ap­ pearance. , . ■ ■■ “Nodoubt,’’ ho thought proudly, “they scarcely reeognizo me. I look so much youngor than beforo.” And he glanced around the room with a look of complacent seU-satiSfactlon. But thoro'was one thing that puzzled him not. a little. Tho expression of every face that looked at him seemed to ^ r f i IT WAS HATH »V*. (I beg tho reader to observe that gentle- •Mtn are much more subject to vanity than ladies, although 1 know that some’ prejudiced persons hold a different •pinion). “There's no reason why such a good-looking young fellow as l am,” •ontinued Mr. Jenkins, “should wear tho livery of old age.” Mr. Paul Jenkins accordingly decided to procure a bottle of tho mixture. Proceeding to the store where it was to bo procured, ho went in and inquired in a low tone for Higginbotam's cele­ brated hair dye. While tho clerk was wrapping uj the bottle, ho assured the deligh ted customer that it was decidedly the best thing of the kind in the mar- it back with her. Her next proceeding was to empty tho bottle of hair dye out of the window, and fill it instead with blue in!:. “There,” ...iid ..lie, when this was ac­ complished, ” 1 don't b-Ileve Mr Je n ­ kins will improve his appearance muff: by the use of this." Her conscience reproached her some­ what with what she had done, but sho felt that desperate emergencies re­ quired desperate remedies', as this cer­ tainly was. Sir, Jenkins, meanwhile, had'con­ cluded nut to malm immediateuseof his hair dye, but to defer it till the next Thursday evening,. when he had re­ ceived an invitation to attend a party at tho home of .Squire Jones, the father of his beloved Sophronia. He felt that tho unexpected youthfulness of his ap­ pearance on that occasion would bo dc- "eidedly in his favor. As might naturally ho expected he longed to have the time) come, but time will not .hasten his flight, even for im­ patient lovers. He is much more likely to retard ifct Immediately after tea Thursday afternoon Mr. .Tonkins went up to his room, locked tticdoor, took his bottle of hai> d o from the drawer, and proceeded to use it. Ho had only a faint candle to assist him in his task, and this prevented his discovering the deception which had boon practiced upon him. In fact, in the dim light, tho mixture looked dark, nnd he sup­ posed it was all right. After rubbing In what be supposed would be sufficient for tho first application, and I may re­ mark that upon thU point ho certainly •UK nrstlKD TO T1IK MllSnOU. he struggling with laughter. Now what there was to laugh at ih_h|.s_ap- pearan’eo was moro than ho could divine. To dye tho hair was quite a common thing, ami not all amusing. He looked towards Sophronia. but sho, too, had'a .smite upon her face. Ho flat­ tered himself, however, that it was from a different cause. No doubt sho was happy to- see him looking, so well, llo would go up and speak with her. “ It is a beautiful evening, Sophro— Miss Jones,” he said, stammering in some confusion, “Very," said she, casting down lior eyes and toying with the fun which sho carried. “I noed not ask if you are well, for I have seldom seen you looking better,”, he continued, in atone Of gallantly, re­ covering his self-command as lie ob­ served her ovident embarrassment. “Thank you,” said Sophronia, still looking down. Paul looked hastily about Jilin. lie saw that no ono was near, and deter­ mined to seize this, opportunity to de­ cide his fate. " ------ -------- . " I n k mo precipitate, but you must excuse it when yen consider my feelings. I lovo you ardently-—devotedly*. Will y o i ho mine?" •Thave ono objection,’' :;he said, slow* •y**' I knew it; the color of my hair. But I up their liti man, conversing, was so .pleased that, seizing the prelate’s hand, ho exclaimed: “Ah, Bishop, thou 'dst make a fOino Methody preacher!” ■ Another “gentleman-gentleman” was- tho late Bishop 'of Lichfield, Dr. Kelwyn,( His readiness to “take tho laboring oar” was illustrated one day, when his large family were leaving the Bishop’s palace .for the Isle of Man. The servants, on seeing tho luggage for more than twenty persons, asked in blank dismay,' how the household work could be g^t-through for so large a party. “Do.it among yourselves,’’ said the Bishop, “and whatever you can’t man­ a g e ! will do myself.” He meant what hp said; for during twenty-six years of service .ns Missionary-JMshop of New Zealand ho had shown himself ready to do what others would not or could not do. The Bishop’s simplicity of manners oifended tho country squires, and the elderly dergymon of tho dignified 8-hool. Ono day he prescntecT himself, bag In hand, and dusty from' his long walk from tho station, at the principal entrance of a great country house. The footman who opened--the door soundly boratod him for his pi*>sumption, and sent him round to the servant’s door. Ho obeyed, and enjoyed the comedy of tho servant's confusion and the master’s vexation-that “the Bishop” should have been the viotim of a menial’s stupidity. “If you over wanted a good turmdone, for. you, the Bishop was the man to do it,” said an old road-maker of Lichfield. Boor women told how he had stopped his carriage to take thorn upwhen carry­ ing a heavy child. A Primitive Meth­ odist .minister usod to tell, how, while walking one Sunday rooming, tho Bishop in his carriage overtook him, mttdo him. get in, and dropped him at tho humhlo wayside chapol, while ho himself wont on to preach in a neighboring church. Ono day at a railway station ho dis­ covered an Invalid lady very norvous be­ cause she was unable to cross tho lino to tho opposlto platform, .whonco sho had to take the cars. lie called another Bishop to lohd a hand.. anil tho two, forming'a ‘fsedan chair," With crossed aims, carried tho lady safely over. . A college student, on seoing the Bish­ op for tho first time, received a most im­ pressive lesson in Christian courtesy. The good, groat man was holding open tho door of a third-class railway carriage for a coalthegrlmed woman, with baby and basket, to get in. “It was,” said tho student, “as though a great lord ■wore ushering a duchess into Windsor Castle." Onco whllo riding with a yiung lady he suddenly reined up at a little foot­ bridge, over, which a hoy w.ns trying in vain to drive a flock of sheep* “Stupid boy!" growled tho Bishop, flinging himself off his horso. He seized one sheep by the head* and tall, and forced it ovor, and. of course tho rest followed. Bishop Solwyn’s habit of lending ,a hand when ho could assist tho poor and aged impelled him to acts -which the fishermen who founded tho Christian church would have applauded. An ’old laborer, working in a field, upset a bar­ rowful of iron hurdles. The Bishop j happened to be passing, and in a mo- 4- e c ji *. Trr^xnToltjatHn'jtho barrow. When j it was .packed, he wheeled It down the field to the'placo at which the hurdles were to he usod. WhenaJtho good Bishop died, the poor flocked to his funeral, and toiling women stopped wcoping that they might hold ' " ‘ ,10 ‘ " ’ .......... don’t you see bowmuch it io Improved?” “ I see a change—but—bui' I can't think blue an improvement." “ Blue!” shrieked Mr. Jenkins, rush­ ing to the mirror. One glance was enough. Ho rushod for his hat, and left the house with frantic speed! Arriving at his boarding- place# lie seized tho unlucky bpttlo, dajihed It to-pieces on the brick hearth and seriously contemplated having his head shaved. Hut Time, the groat re­ storer, together with, frequent sham- poohings, removed tho fatal hue, and he at length recovered his peace of mind. And as all stories ought to end well, I have to relate that Sophronia at last re- lontod and now writes her name Jenk­ ins, much to the dissatisfaction of Mrs. Wiggin.-Caroline F. Preston, in Boston Globe. __*_____ _ • A F o o l a t a llo a rd ln ic-IIo a so . Jinks—Tha t fellow HHllpate is the moit inexcusable fool I over saw. ’ Winks—What has ho been doing to you? Jin k s -A iow days ago some one in­ vited him to dinner at our boarding­ house. Well, sir, that idiot just praised ..every dish on the table, and compli­ mented the landlady on her cooking, until sho raised our rates two dollars a wcek,—N. Y. Weekly. i ones to seb his coffin a3 ft was carried hy.--Youth’s Companion. Uow to E irip i a Mad Dog, “If people were only taught half So much about the way to avoid mad dogs as they aro about sunstroke," said Officer Mulvlhill the other day, “we would not often hear of a case of hydro­ phobia, A good thing to know is that a mad dog never turns aside, from tho course he .is running to liifcTany body. So if one is right in tho path of a rabid animal he can got out of all danger by jumping to ono side and out of tho path of the dog. But if it is absolutely im­ possible to got to 'g e t out of the Way, the man or woman should stahd per­ fectly still and face tho dog. He will turn aside thon bimsolf and run in a different direction, while if the person in front of him screams and runs away, as nine out of ten will do, the dog will overtake and bite tho victim. Of course it requires courage to st$nd still and face a rabid dog, terriblo as the animal always looks, hut the: result shows that the real dangor lies in taking flight.”— Pittsburgh Dispatch. Fogg—“I don’t believe in tho benefic­ ial results of ocean bathing. I had a friend who was seriously injured hy salt water once." Fenderly—“How did It affect, him?" Fogg—“It drowned him." —America, PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL —A doctor in. a .mountain town North,'Carolina has this sign: “Dr.'c, Quack, tho Pll^ir of ti.o J'ecplf,’, A. Hope.’* —A manufacturer of one of the stand, ard typewriters on tho market says that there aro 75,000 women and 25.1)03moa making a living in this country by thrumming the keys of writing mi chines, J . —Jay Cooke has become a gentleman^ ! Of elegant leisure again. He owns sev­ eral,'country places, but his favor,te re­ sort Is his farm at Chelten Hills, a few- miles out from Philadelphia, .llero,ho spends nearly every afternoon, giving personal attentioH to all the necessary details of practical farming, t —Sig. Arrigo, tho Italian hanker just ransomed from Sicilian banditti for tho ro'und suzn of twenty-five' thousand dol­ lars in gold, says that his captors kept him in the bottom of a dry well, where.. they furnished him regularly with’food. At tho end df. a certain time,- unless, ransomed, ho was .to be killed. •—Frascuelo, Madrid’s- most famous bull-fighter, has retired from tho ring owing to •wounds received during his career of twenty years. At his farewell performance, sixteen thousand persons —from the Infanta Isabella down—wero present, and almost went wild in-their efforts to testify' their admiration ol him.-, -r-Many persons have expressed aston­ ishment at the lact that the Prince oi Wales speaks ..German -with . perfect fluency. Tho truth is that command of English is tho surprising thing. In the royal nursery German was spoken until Albert Edward'- was twelve years of ago. Tho Prince is also in thorough command of French. —Miss Ella Ewing, the sevon-feet eigh t-inch giant girl of Scotland Coun­ ty, Mo., road the Declaratiom.of Indo-- pendonco at a Fourth of July celebra­ tion at Wyaconda in that county. Miss Ewing is said to be tho tallest fprl- in- America.- Sho is eighteen years old and.weighs 209 pounds; her foot meas­ ures seventeen inches in length and is six and a quarter inches wide. —Card players who. have long thought that the time spent in shuffling was wasted will bo Interested to learn that a shuffling machine hah been in­ vented by an Englishman named Booth- Two. packs are used, arid while the players are using one pack the machino effectually shuflios the other pack. In twenty seconds the cards aro so thor­ oughly shuffled that every card changes Its position. ' —Is it not a pity that so many of our girls tako pride in being weakly? A short timo ago one littlo girl said to another: “I can-run round the house in just flfteon seconds!" Upon this littlo Miss'Eiglit-yenr-old assumed what was intondod for a very melancholy expres­ sion, and Baid: “Ob, my! if I Bhoula run liko that my heart would beat so that I couldn’t stand it!” How early theso lit­ tle folks begin to copy tho older ones! “ A LITTLE N o T n SENSE." ■Would-be Contributor—“I wish would toll mo i something’ to' wrlto about” Editor—“Weill Bight about face.” s —Sho (nervously trying to break tho ico)—“Do you have rein—doer in Cana­ da?” Ho (quickly)—VYos, love; hut it sometimos snows.”—Harvard Lampoon. —Average Wifo—“My doar, aren't you going to church with mo this Sunday?” Avorago Husband—“Good landHi Why, I went to cliurch with you last Sunday,” —N. Y. Weekly. —“Do you have listen to that idiot on tho next floor scraping continually on that fiddle?” “Yeis, sinco I havo scru- ' pies against killing him. Ho is my father.”—Harper’s Bazar. • —Young Wifo—“I want a bor of sar­ dines. Aro you suro theso aro frcsh?"“ Dealer—“Yesaum. Caught' this morn­ ing." Young Wife—“I think you'd hot­ ter send two boxes."—N. Y. Sun. ■—"Wtaon I asked her to marry she knrrru to shrink likn—li?ro i ."-’.n"'’!-' sh irt” “That’S-t...— wh'at do you mean?” "Ju st what I say. She got up around my nock.”- Philadel­ phia Times. —Photographer (to young lady!— “There Is no need of telling you to look pleasant, miss. * Such a face can not bo otherwise than pleasant” Young Lady (graciously)—“ I will take two dozen, sir, instead of one. dozen.” —Boston Courier, -Teacher (after explaining the points of the compass)—“Johnnie, step to tho window and tell me if smoko is coming' from any of tho chimneys.” Johnnie- (at the window)*—“Yes. mnrm." Tt ach* or—“Notv, toll me which way the wind is blowing.” Jphnnio—"Perpendic'iar." -Boston Herald. —Baroness (to a man-servant tvho has just come in)—“Johann, do not whistle in that abominable manner—and such vulgar tunes, hjesidosl” Johann—"Dot surely your ladyship does not expect ono of Liszt’s rhapsodies when I’mblacking tho hoots—that’ll como on later when I ’m cleaning tho silver.”—El Caffaro. —Benedict—“Come right in, old fel­ low, and smoko a cigar while 1dress and I will go down town' with you* Bachelor—“1—1 don’t think your wifo cares to havo mo call at your house. I JH'ill Walt at the corner for you.” Fj'®* edict—"Pshaw! Como right in. Sho ain’t here.” Bachelor—“She’s not at home, then?” Bened ict-“Yes, she sat homo, hut she’s out in the hack yart talking' to a neighbor ovor the fence ana sho won't bo back for tho next thros hours."— Boston Commercial Hullotin. ‘I ATLANTIC DUS „ lg ideated In Yi : I* *’ v i r d i l i l i n i Aboul tho latitude of Islands, on tho Atlantic, ir the experience of voys ♦ia fall* of ,<;d ldu'i(' a milter. Tho material eg ZL examined micros) L r s ago by. Ehronber ran was that small pa Ilhft from all countries /Lent dust zone,from u i hwe, sink down, and. in oovemoht. como *hn , material upon wliipli h ii»report was of a sand) eaenomcnon 1 ms lately b It much study: Jlo rr llel JltbeloFB of 1,100 stiif trough the region in q tj,flyears hotween 1854 a Hertkle. oxaminod the 5,000 ships that havo p -the Atlantic dust bolt" pf tho observations t£ msn. These two gentle the case chiefly from a point of view, and tin* pomeof the facts elicit*',] dust falls occur in the z<i Jantie, botweon 9 degrees north- South of (5de.grt .»re extremely rare, : <hest south noted by tho 2 degrees 59 njinutes noi iest Tho tw'cJ farUTesr’f;: were both'-in its degrees 5 1both about SOO' miles .fronr Bust-falls ofton occur sitii, yery different points one Meer,” or Dank Sea, as K it. In ono caso.simu . jhowors wore 100- miles times tbo dust-showers cc eral days, as was thorcasn when dust foil constant. Henkle and Heilman toll il 100,00 squaro miles o [ which may receive dense Litany timo; there is'also i intho frequoncy of tho' fa that tho nearer tho Afri 1ire tho more likely tlioy |winter; further west, in [ Those learned men have [conclusion that tho dust, I stances out of 45 is of re" I 'principally^ from' Afri* [Western Sahara. Tbo po I usional mixtures of I Soutli America is not/ 1Louis Uepublic. -Some folks claim tii.r i ievil that is not followed 1 1 Icfcompensating good. A.i Iacat and a dog, which ha [withsome clothing bolon; [thathad been taken with iboth took the 'disease |conraged people who lmvig, Iboot-jacks should paste [bits.—Bain’s Horn. Bern*, Hookers’ I' t , A thauf katbs , via IV aiu Inn Soptoniher ,9th and & IKtb,topoints in Southwest . Nobraska, Arkansas, li IOklahoma, Texas, Colored IWyoming, Utah, Idaho, Mo | flgb Dakota, Iowa nnd Mi Ono Faro Tor ltn Iteotables, tickets and *>l [applyto the nearest ticket |bkahor connecting lines. . B otti . eu IxnioKATtoN— V fbroke." Second Flask—“'l Inspected. The lust time |werefull.”—Drako’s Maga: . Am ns small ns homo |Mctisy u> take ns sugar I them. Carter’s Little Li' . “Arrau being disoburi tud-compiiny," s the bti l inMgeu lu a tramp.—J, * B mt ; easiest to use ar I Remedyfor Catarrh, li HTexas It Is unluck; uthorse happens th <MOWbM Nuws. Allangle-worm—the ■ institution for tli |nek, I bridge of siglis- O xlt lit for ddog to Txewisdomof the o i 5*3? 'the dumps—th I *X. Y, Mail and Expr 1Ite * t *pcr for two— i ^Bocszs built on Ocanr to have n go. I * 'I a V e to get their . fc/kcre..—N. Y. Mailt AK ickixo gun ia ra -Texas Siftings. i mosquito is I **»in when' lie prose #A?E*n of time - th «.t.eek,-Texas thft I fcSnhvr*‘Alltlfat a m; « t e hs dhi I ■•weLitiu. rnildi ’iiil r men win foil a pretty »«'t fl.v, I stairs wlien | raoptoa ltepuli JS*** wo «ome I rjS u ,? quarts,” Aai j S & t t w u f s c t