The Cedarville Herald, Volume 12, Numbers 1-26

I I I r i J J S I t E J i i t M ) JkNIM»HrKNDBMTWdKKXTNSWBPAI’KR. W. I I . JBLAIIt, Editor and Prop'r .2 5 PKR ANNUM. That 16 year-old boy who haa been made, professor o f botany ■ in Harvard is probably the flower o f his father’s family. A man out West.proposes to anni hilate cyclones- with dynamite. But the medicine seems to be about as fatal as the. disease. By what right do the dairymen o f Northeastern Ohio call “ milk producers?” Isn't the poor cow; entitled: to any credit. , The Toledo Blade says: “Persona: journalism has lost its grip in Colum­ bus,” It ought to lose its grip through­ out the outiro world. Tin- nauon has y,000,000 bacilli in its viniis. .. The other name for them is m ort^.uos, .Would somebody could decoct a lymph to destroy them. Y o u n g sto w n t h a t " i o i i n gtitown Telegram sayB right * in the Pave Harris o f Galveston, Tax .7 has committed' su icide.. I t was, the fifteenth tim e. he bad made up h » mind to kill himself. H* was nat­ ural mathematician, and couk|. solve any problem, however difficult. Per* haps he killed himself for no other purpose than to'solve the problem o f the future. , , A hill has been introduced into the New Jelri^ I^j^lalture wrhich should become a law in every State in the Un­ ion. I t direct that all public school teachers shall devote the Firday pre ceding the holidays o f Washington’s Birthday, Fourth p f July and Thanks-' giving to -patriotic exercise. The bill would still be a better one i f pat riotism was given as important a place in the common school as reading end arithmetic, and a certain portion of everdaydevoted to its inculcation’ The Fremont Daily News says “There is one thing which the aver­ age undergraduate in college and the high school boy ought to have im­ pressed upon tlieii budding intellect* utility—that the world has a popular tion o f 1, 450,000,000, and that the aforesaid young men represent only one each .of that vast aggregation o f people.” This is a truth which every­ body,' undergraduate or not, , bus to learn, i f at all impressionable. Borne however, are not so precocious as others in absorbing it. ANDREW JACKSON, SUCCESSO R TO DUNLAP & CO . DEALER IN ALL KINDS OF- -AN l Doors, Sash % Blinds, swim." But nowhere near so,much as some ot Ditotowps along the Ohio'river have been. ' It .s tianl to find u man without some oiroug poiut or. redeeming trait. Even Senator Wolcott, o f Colorado, is -credited with being an 'excellent bil­ liard and poker player. Gen. Sherman was probably sensi­ ble in leaving no will. A law journal o f Boston has counted 4,006 contested will cases in this country the past year in which 2,400 wills were broken. ' “Uneasy lies the head that iveurs the crown.’’ Queen Lilioukalani o f the Baudwich Islands has had her 'ife threatened; Probably by some ardent advocate of orthographical reform. * -. - "mm . m i mm ■ ■<■ Bewh&kered'Pcfier announces that during Juup he will make a tour of the New England States,' He had better keep ehy o f Connecticut.' An enraged populuuce there recently de­ spoiled ft postmaster o f bis flowing beard for no other reason than they were tired o f seeing it. - lngersoll eays “Truth is the weak- est thing in the ’world.” William Cullen Bryant was not given to in- considerate stateqients, and be positi­ vely stated that not only would truth rise again if “crushed to the earth” hut that the “eternal years are here.” I f this be so^-nnd Bryant’s word is good—truth is the strongest' thing in the world. Men are so. prone to get tlicir information about the world out of their own experience that one’s suspicions are. aroused by a proposi­ tion like that made by Ingersoll. Wimodauglisis is the name o f an association of women... This strange and nncouth word is derived from the first syllable o f each of the four words -wife, mother, daughter, sister, It is somewhat o f an innovation in ety­ mology and can hardly meet with the unqualified approbation o f the conser­ vative philologist, hut it aiisweirs. The word‘“ news” is said to have been do„ rived by a similar process, by taking the first letter of north, east, west and south and joining them togcather, but the rumor is not authenticated. LATH, MOULDINGS, FLOORING. SIDING, ETC, H ave ju s t re c e iv ed a new so te k . C a n offer you b e tte r G ra d e s f o r t e s s m oney th a n you have b e en pay ing fo r p o o rg ra d e s , CALL AND SEE GRADES AND FRIGES. No wonder the Portugese King has suppressed the Republican newspapers, One ol*them conveyed to him, editori­ ally and incidentally, the following choice information: “King, we are going to smash ypur sceptre. The poiut of our sword is over your heart, hut ere we drive it in, listen!'’ A hill has hern introduced in the Oregon Legislature which seeks to prohibit the use o f profane language, i f passed, it will doubtless he a dead­ l i e r law. Os is the law InOliiy against •profanity.. Swearing aud drunkenness are the favorite vices o f the Anglo- Saxon, aud they can only lie cheeked - •much loss eradicated—by a long process of education. Emperor William is trying to smooth matters over with France. He recently told a French general that the French army is the best in the world. But the remark had mi ulterior meaning; for, as the German army overwhelm­ ingly defeated the French nrmy not long since,William indirectly said that his own army is better than the best. ^ 5 5 ........‘ / ■ A bill has been introduced in t the Pennsylvania Legislature providing lor phisfcal culture in the public schools. Lute yearn there is a f uden* cy to take a broader view o f education Tim culture o f the intclleet is no longer .considered the one 'importent thing,, Beltools ate lighting to ace that it Is tlicir business to turn out ex­ cellent men rnjther limp excellent jwisjds. W ON B Y \.lfK H I€A N N . f h e l a n d in g F r is c s Como to th e Un ited Nlaies. In The Queen’s last word contest, Dr. Edmund T. Stevens, of BulHdo, N. "SiL won the first prize o f a free trip to Europe bud 8200 iu cash, and Annie B. Turner, fl Dcjncit, N . V., sj . ciucd the .-jH.dai prize oi .i haud.-omc Shetland pony. The publishers o f this well-known Magazine have decided to offer one more competition, and to the persons sending them the largest lUts of En­ glish words (o f not less than -four let­ ters) constiuctcd from letters contain­ ed in the three words, “Dominion of Canada” they offer many useful prizes, including $750 in cash, Shetland po- nieft China Dintier Bets, (fold Watch­ es, French M jupic .Boxe/s, Portiere Ciirlains,' Bilk Dresses, Mantle Clocks, etc., nil to he awardedatricily in order of merit. * An elegant Silver Tea Ser­ vice (valued $30)' will J»e given each day tq'tfic persons from whom the largest list is received that day from the State iu which they reside. The object o f this Special Daily Brize for each State is to increase the interest in The Queen's competition in every locality in the United Stales. Those desiring to contest for one o f these valuable prizes may start on their list at ones, but /tend six U . S . 5te. stomp? abd receive last number of The Queen with fall particular* before forwarding your list. Address The Canadian , Q u e en , T o ro n to , C/UMida, BANK OF CEDARV1LLE General Banking Busi lies Transuded. O eo . W , H a rp er , P r e s . W , I*. d em a nH . C a sh ier . W . F , T R A » K R Attorney At haw. ■■ NO. 0 EAST MAIN STREET, OF- BOSTTE COURT HOUSE. - : ; J. A. CuAwromi, J . II. L ackey Xenia, O. 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