The Cedarville Herald, Volume 12, Numbers 27-52

O F G E N E R A L , I N T E R E S T . —According- to a French etatUtteten a Ante of 60 yearn ban ni«]»t S,0004**», ■worked 4,600 d*y», walked *00 days, amused himself 4,000 daya, Was swk coo days, fie ate 17,000 panada o f bread, 10,030 pounds o f meat, 4,#00 pounds «f vegetablea eggs and Ashanti drank 7,000 gallons ui liquid* , —Lot* of money keeps going' from people in the United States to the old folks and others in Great-Britaia fn the last ffnnual report of the British post office, it nppahra tha.tof the 97,060,' 000, recclved ln thi) money Orderdepart­ ment from foreign countries there came froni the Unltedt States 96,680,000. ; T —The plnespf^e ^royra fromthe top­ per part of a stem whlehilaea two’.'or three feet; high from ^tte cenfpr-df a cluster of Jeavea growing cloae to jthe ground. The upper-part d f this atim becomes? covered with the flowers of the plant,-the flower cluster becomes enlarged, its pact's uniting andi forming the pineapple. ■_ - S'., —A 'major, t^fe now wealthy -pro­ prietor of aweli-Itnown eement-toahing industry, obtained the recipe, fpr it in a trade a few years Ago, when both he and the other man were almost penni­ less. He had just pawned his valise for dinner, »n,d gave away the pawn ticket for the formula, out o f which he soon made a fortune... . iV —It is a remarkable fact, that in cemeteries Which have an eastern &tod' a weatefri, slope^ the eastern- aslope graves are considered preferablel -Thh bodies arc usually yburiedJwith their feet toward thd east; therefore, While all the gfaye$ aye level, it seems that on the western slopes .the bodies rest with the feet higher than the head. —If we were to Count all the islands in'-the world we should find that they mounted up into the hundreds o f thou­ sands. Thorfe are over one thousand islands under the flag of Japan, and in Georgian buy, the north extension of Lake Huron, where^We" find very few islands on the map. theife are in reality several thousand islands, most o f them, of course, quite small. —A post office inspector o f Sioux City, la., who has been Watching for some time to discover who had been pilfering the rash drawer of the Sioux City post office, found a day or two ago that the offender swas a mouse. The mouse hod been caf-rying off paper money for several weeks and bad taken one twenty dollar bill. About forty dollars was recovered from the mouse’s nest. \ . A . . . - —The , oldest inhabited dwelling- house in the United States is said to be that of Killian Van Rensselaer, oppo­ site Albany. It is described as being o f brick with a gambrel roof. The frotot wall contains two portholes, out of which the early inhabitants shot at the Indiana According to a plate In the rear, set up by tho Albany Com­ memorative society, the building was erected in 1059. —There is a bounty in Idaho on the ears o f jack-rabbits; and, like the coy­ ote scalp bounty of California, it has created a new industry. The discovery recently of several live “ bunnies” minus their oats has developed the fact that active bounty-workers amtrapping the jaoks, clipping their ears and then turn­ ing them loose to breed a future crop from which' bounties ean be obtained till the etad o f time. —frigh t caused a deplorable injury to Mist Alto Felker, o f Mhnroo bounty. P a She was on a visit to her mother, at Reeders, noar Stroudsburg, when from Adistance she witnessed a ‘fight between two intoxicated •roughs and sbme of her acquaintances. She was Informed that her brother had been seriously injured in the affray, and the shock resulted In rendering her uncon­ scious for eighteen hours. When she was able to.conimnnicato her thoughts by writing, She informed them that she could not hear or speak, and that her lower limbs were paralysed. —Capt. Francis Kelley, who recently died in Bath, ,Mc., was a fine example of the old-time Yankee master mariner. He was born at Parker’s Head, in the town Of Phippsbnrg, in 1806, wvent to sea at the age o f fourteen, and became a captain at twenty-three, continuing as master until 1801. During his forty- four years at sea he was never once wrecked, and during all hid years as master he rtever met with a disaster, although he had the reputation o f being a great driver. His best passage was fourteen days from Savannah to Liver­ pool in the ship Samaritan—* remark­ able run, which the fastest of our mod­ ern would fiftd hard to equal. , *..... ........ . _ . Wilt Make a Fortune. “ I have just applied fo r a patent, and my way to a fortune is clear enough,” said a young matt at the Club. l i T havc spent nearly all my life in ^Smtless scheming and now Bin going W> settle down and lead a life o f usefulness.” "What’s your scheme?” acme one asked, , ' ” 0h, it’s simple enough, So simple* in fact, that you may laugh at it, but in this labor-saving age it will meet with a readyand money-making recognition. Now, her* is the form.” > He then read the following: “ My HeW— , while you were in Chicago attending the World’s fair, you bor­ rowed —— dollars o f me. Please re­ turn the same afid oblige yottts toad so forth.” * " ’ This form Wilt be printed on postal eirds and sold at an ettorfnoua profit; tad look bow much labor the thing will save. Oh, 1 tell you what’s a fact, myway to a fortune ie perfectlyMean’' “ •Arkaoaaw Traveler. I Aaeettif *f Frederiek the Great, I Aeergesmt. o f the, life-guards, very vatn, but poesjeStod of much bravery, wove a watdh-ohem to whkffi he bad fasttoed * tausk^-beB. being toe poor to puy a watch. The king, having heard of this, wished to expose him to ridi- eule. Stepping up to the soldier*he said: “ Sergeant, you must haife beetr* economical; I see 'you wear a watch; mine tells me it is five o’clock; hour- much Is yours?” Thq sgSdfmv guessing the Ipttotfen o f the kittg, Mat nothing daut^ed; im m gd ^ ^ r §M. ,tho tball, saying: “ Yourmajestjs niy witch is neither five nor six o ’clock, but it tells toe. hs often ,*s I lo o h a t Bt-ttofJt must be ever'ready to die fo r yout- majesty,” “Here, my friend," added tbO king, much moved, “ take this, to Unpw the precise hour also ln whiah to d iffe r ".same. t iK L g h p g him bis own pocket timepiece,vhudaeol with jewels.—N. Y, Ledger,. „. ,u { * ■ 'ffljflVffliyd to!'.■wj»wA;‘ tf p*>pi ffo jt- filferniani Who ifvee ta Dee Moines, is a ^brother of the Ohio senator and of thpvlatoiGen, flberaaan. He is the youngesthsetabiSr of the'fem-: ous family, and bears * striking facial resemblance to John, *ndr ^‘pid: *Te- cumseh.’’ Maj. Sbefmin w»ahimsfelf; a bkave soldier in the late war, and is pow a member of the organization o f the Army of the Tennessee! , •—The rhetoric class wasup for recita­ tion in a Maine normal school. . A- young lady, in repeating several para­ graphs of text, very glibly, made use of the word idiom. “ What is an idiom?" asked the teacher, as the young lady paused for breath. “ Why, I—I—didn't look .lt up; I took it for granted it meant the same thing as idiot” —Editor of Organ—“Coarse and abu­ sive remarks.” That's a good phrase. By theway, Mr. Blower is on the other side, isn't he? City Editor—O no, he’s, one of our speaker* " Editor—So? Let me see. £ think you’d better change that to “ keen and incisive.''—Boston Transcript______ - . —Herbert Spencer says Americans are so driven by business cares that* they, never stop to leisurely examine anything. Guess he never saw five o r six hundred busy Americans .standing around two hours watching three men raising an office safe to a fourth-story window •: - - -•■ ■ ■ the Only One Ever Printed—Can Von Find . ' the Word? There is a. 8 .inch display advertisement in this paper, this week, which has no two words alike except oup word. Thehame is true of each new one un- earing each week, from The Dr. Harter Medicino Co. This house places a “ Crescent" ou everything they make and publish. Look for It, send them the imme of the word and theywill return you book, beautiful lithographs.or samples free. . “ I t is. perhaps, a trifle superfluous to say that recent failures In the shoo trade were because of inability to foot ibq bills.—Low ell Mail. _____ j __ __________ ■ Children EnJo 7 Tho pleasant flavor, gentle Tss ‘Hartman iftmafeoturlnr Co, of Be*v*rIWto **»., fra »r*t-olsi,«ho*w sad Mats, ana Woven WireCurpet. It is stated thatthis firm manufactures go per cent, o f ro used. The Company has sale Hi in. Mo leading cities, and their are o f eeurse on sale everywhere, get out Catalogues and Booklets re­ lating to tlielr various specaltles, and all their printedmatter is exceptionally hand.- A , , . M tg »T • "w?1 1'•’•jiff- .. V.j - '•I “Wiur I arrest me for voting twlcel” said the tramp, reproachfully '-Don't you fiteowftoMwfnr outcry rspcsU Uaelff"- " ■ ' ■ •- . k ini’. ^ . i i. ■ - -; FoaBaoneaub, A sthwitioaso putyoK- AftrCourtAIXTS,“ ZJn,Ui/,'« Bronchial TrMvt" W uex there .buzz-sil ' Is work to be done the action and soothing effects of Syrup of Figs,,when In need of a lhxuiivo ana if the father or mother be costive or bilious tho most grati­ fying results.follow its use, so that it Is tho best family remedy known and evory family should have ivbottle. '■ Tun wriior of cheap stories does not feel it at all degrading to Ilvo ou his poor relu lions.—Boston Transcript. .Yob hardly realizethat It i<medicine,when talcing Carter’s Idttlo Liver Pills; they nro very small, nobadofferis; all Iroubles from torpid liver are relieved by their use. S he — “Ho doesn't look liko a literary man —yet he told me ha made Ills living by Ins f en." Be—“ He does; he's a pork-ruiscr rotn llliuoia."—Tiger. , B eau carefully tho advertisement of tho Iron MountainRoute in this paper. Tim young man behind the ribbon coun­ ter is not necessarily niudcsi Just because ho turns all colors.—Yonuers Statesman. A ttqrin laugh may bo infections, but It is not considered as stlmulutiug us a liquid “ smila"—Yonkers UuteLte. E yx water—tears. D one brow n—crullers. A stcck - up thing—tho bulletin. - W ait for tho wagon—newsboys. A play upon words—tbs charade.—Mall and Express, ' StJPnriMBcourt—seeing your best girl.— Cape Cod Item. _ „ U xless the waiter is well fed tho patron Isill fed —Puck, A emvAtnocsi man vritt never make light pf an old thtne.—Boston Gazette. . w 'fl i' in ' *"* ■ T he crack of doom ought to bo heard at .he break of day.—Pittsburgh Post, PnocEfisioKs on the march are bound to gather bybrass band*—Picayune. I kxow n bank whereon a wild time grows. There is a run on i t—Lowell Cour­ ier. „ Tim preferred material for damage suits Is one of largo checks.—Baltimore Ameri­ can. ‘ ■______ ■ • Wnus a man goes down the general vet- diet is that bo has gone apt—Deltas News, ■I i v » W omaw is like a cigar. You cannotjudge the filling by the wrapper,—Pittsburgh Dis­ patch. ■ t . .. P romiwext among chestnut tolls are the Chimes of Nermand.?>J-",Icxas 8 Iftings “A Txixtxo speech”,ie frequently notice able for the things It doee not tail.—Lima Ttoes. .... H othixo idthe Vrorid VrUl aotivitv in real eaiftt# as «n oetnbquak*.— Texas lifting* . 1 ■ I t would have let in a great deal more li$t!to^the hlstorv of Noah’s famous voy- 'igS If he had asedfit fe^Wf****^ are.-* ioeteaPoto ■ 5 S » S ' i a p s £ « " ? , lf . W ho suppers with his liver, billons fils, S incs abell is provided with a tongue It .oughttoJolMhstood Of being tSUed.—Bing jhaipton Republican, * • j ■ . Actons, Vooaliste, PubltoSpeakers praise Hiile’s Honoy ,of^HoreUouudund Tar. PiketeTootiqicbo DropsCutn in oue minute. T he farmer wbo closely packs bis load ol wood tssUte to strike tho popular chord.— LowellCourior. ' To hegulate thostomach, liverandbowels, and-promote digestioni take one of Carter’s Little Liver Pills every night. Try them. 99 DONALDKENNEDY Of Rntnii Hat., an Kennedy's' Medical 1 Discovery ficreis an incidentfrom the South —MissfsSippi, written inApril, 1890 , just afterthe Grippebad visited that country, “ I am a farmer, one of those,whQ haye.to rise early and ! .............. . work late, A t the bepinniaeoflast every disease, -of .the. skin, e x -, is on a trip to the City cures Horrid Old Sores, Deep Seated Ulcers of 4 0 years standing, Inward Tumors, and ‘1 seo to disagree egreen a ' ' Chronicle. . with you,” th pple to the small boy. remarked -Auguata 'V U L C E R S , . C A N C E R S , .S C R O F U L A , S A L T R H E U M , R H E U M A T I S M , B L O O D P O I S O N . these and every Mndrod disease arista! from ' impure Mood successfully treated by that never-failing and best o f All tonics and medicines. Books on Blood and Bkin Disoascsfree. Printedtestimonialssenton application. Address / ” >»Sw ift S p e c ific Co., . ATLANTA. DA CURED wlililn 10 d»?t, Jfo TArpiSo, a sew »*.- snr. Trlsl pnck.KP>entos _ _. receipt <rf <c. tor puause. n a U n r D C «nil TUK0K9trc.ted: no linlfc uacrt. WH lIuC IlO C atarrh our.itn: atau old borra . Addreaa, U r . 1*. A. DIX. so UrtT. S t .. C ihoikhati . O. DROPSY Winter I wa ofVicksburg, Miss..WhereI gotwell drenched sh• a shower o f min. - 4 went homeand wassefonaftefseized with a dry, hacking, cough. This, grew worse every'dayrnhtil, I had to geek Telief. I consulted Dr, Dixoif who has since died, and Hfetbld nite to get a bottle pf BoSchee’s German Sy^up. Meantime-my cough grew worseandworseand thentheGrippe caipe alpng and 1 caught tliajt also very severely. My condition then compelled me to do,,something. I g ot two bottlesof-GermanSyrup. I egan using them, andbefore taking much o f the second bottle, I was entirely clear Ofthe Cough thathad hung to me so long, the Grippe, add all its bad effects, lic it tip-top and have felt that way ever since.” P eter J.BRiALS,jT.rCayuga, Hines Co.,.Miss. . ■■ ,r. ' :.® GRATEFUL—COMFORTING. EPPS’ S COCOA BREAKFAST. “ Sr a thoroash knowledxa pf tha natural lavs vbleb aovern tbe operations of dlxeBtlon and nutrition. and by * careful appllcstton^of tbo fine properties of trell-ielectsd Cocos. Ifr, X,p* bss provided our ■breakfast tables with R delicately flavoured beventta which may save usmany heavy doctorB’ bills. It IBby tbe JudtdoUB use of euon Cfancer thq.t has takea Toot. Price, 1 1 . 50 .. Sold by every Druggist in ,the3, U ., an4 Canada. *‘ f r> V- i .50A l I m LADIE9 f2Z5 ,00 F.ORBOYS ?1.75 ‘ ,F0R snictes of diet that a constitution may be srsdusl- ly built up until etrona enousb to rsefst rfOncy loUiseaio. Hundred! of Bobtle rai floailimaround ub ready to attack wharorer there W. L. S 3 S H O E a ia fP^ m in THEBESTSHOEIN tHEVWILOFORTHEMONEY? GENTLEMEN mad LADIES. B a r e yonrdol- lars by weurlog W. L. DoaglaS<Bboea,' They raect tfiewants of all classei, and aro.tbe moit «eonamicRtfdot.wea* ever offeredf o r the- moneY* Betvaro of (iealera.yko pfler Other makes, as bo ing Just as good, and bedsore you have W . L. Douglas Shoes, wlthaame and prloe stamped on bottom. W. L. Douglas, Btockfon, Mass.' 1 - ; n r TAKE NO ’ SUBSTITUTE, Uf> Jnaist on local adverttied dealerssupplyingyou. every ten- maladiesare ....... . ________________ .. s ev there Ua west point. 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