The Cedarville Herald, Volume 12, Numbers 27-52

r: VOL. 12 CEDARVILLE, OHIO, SATURDAY, AUGUST 29, 1891 NO. 30 GOODS, CLOTHING \ H a t s , C a p s ,B o o t s 5 S h o e s , RUBBERS , GROCER IES , O U EEN SW RR E BHD T I N W A R E . The largest stock, the lowest prices. Everbo&y invited to trade w ith us, either for CASH or on TIME. Come everyone we want your trade. P. S Highest market price paid for Butter and Eggs. THE AN INDEPENDENT WKKKI.Y NEWSPAPER. SATURDAY, AUGUST, 29 1891. IF. II. B L A lI t, Editor and Prop’r PRICE • 1 .25 PER ANNUM. Mrs. Wm. Torrence and Miss Mary Murdock left Wednesday morning for Chicago for a two months ,risit.i Mies Leila Small, who has been spending the past few weeks in Oed. arville, returned, to her home in Springfield, Tuesday. Misses Ida and Burnice Wolford at­ tended the M. E . sabbath school pic­ nic given by theJameetown school in Johnson's gro^e, jnat east of that and everything that is good, and there will be no peace until the last one' of them be utterly demolished. The good sister has clearly shown, made -i t ,ns plain as the, nose on a woman's face, that prohibition is a failure; yes it t. is an “ illegal, radical fraud,” that “ pro­ hibition in Iowa is an utter and signal failure, with distilleries and saloons running undisturbed.” Sho has also made .it os clear as mud that the saloon is a good institution, a great industry that promotes wealth, morality, relig- Mr. Bondey, o f Prospect, 0 . , was the guest o f Will Creswell and sister Ada, this week. He returned home Tuesday accompanied by Mias Maggie Hill, who hati been visiting a t Mies Creswell’s this summer. The announcement that Rev. Tufts would preach last Sabbath a t the gos­ pel Temperance meeting, was made through a mistake. He will preach the coming Sabbath a t 4:30 in the op­ era house.' I t will be his last sermon in Cedarville before the meeting of conference, All are invited to come out and hear him. * An excellent opportunity is afforded by the Pennsylvania Lines for a visit in the West, Northwest and South­ west this fall, an especially low round trip rate having been made for An- g ist 25th, September 15th and 29th, from principal coupon ticket stations on those lines good for thirty days. Edison declared recently that ih the near future a dwelling can be lighted and heated tor 60 cents a year. I t is not unreasonable to have faith tha t there is a time coming when, man's mastery oyer the resources o f nature will be such that he can get bis living without having to prespire, day in and day out. But it is to be hoped th a t time will not come until he has de­ veloped enough vigor of character to withstand the demoralizing tendencies o f leisure. I t b not probable that any government on earth would last 30 days i f its inhabitants should not have any work on hand for that period, THKCBAZV CBAXKS. M r . E ditok — There b a mighty rigbtof eraakaia this neek of the woods, and they are everlastingly snapping and narifag at everybody- done. Judith Ellen used to be the worst kind of.a prohibitionist, but sbe had a machine she,called a''universal joint,” and by the troistification of The best place in town to buy m^at of all kinds is a t C. W. Crouse’s. Try him. ' I f yon want a good lunch or a that “joint- she was twisted out oft square meal go to Boyd’s und try him prohibition, and now uses all her powr er against it, The s&loons furnish her more revenue than prohibition ever did. . These other fool women need a twist of Judith Ellen’s “ universal joint.” And then the prfeachers are ever. alastingly spouting up and putting in ion, prosperity and happiness. And their ipre d ixt in Avor of prohibition, yet these cranks, these loons, these Poor pesky creatwcs,. they are to bo lunatics are opposed to saloons, to ■pitied, they have |o t senee enough to drinking, swearing, gambling, qnarrel- know that “ prohibition is a fraud, a ing, fighting, and all such interesting fa|iure, a jn£ th .” These preachers are and elevating employments;, and if everlastingly kicking up a rumpus on persons sell liquor, or d r in k e r swear this subject, and this reign of faaatic- or fight on the Btreets, they have the iron-faced impudence to talk about it and whine about it, and even try to have the parties arrested and punish­ ed. Mr. Editor, isn’t this a free country? Haven’t we a right to do as we please? I f people want to sell whisky, and drink and swear and fight, it’s no­ body’s business; and if the crazy cranks hav’n t sense enough to shut their mouths, and quit meddling with other people's business, they Will have to be squelched. That’s all there is of it. Mr. Editor, these cranks nre a desperate set o f fellows,- they have robbed tbbpoor woman, have ruined our town, are raising Cain all over this mundane sphere, and are playing smash generally. These miserable cranks are worse than unwashed detn-' ocrats, the black republicans, the pu- tred prohibitionists, and the unbaptb- ed pagans, all combined, and must be absolutely absquatutated. And the meanest and most contemptible set of cranks in all the land are the women. Why, Mr. Editor, there are lots and gobe of women everywhere, and they are constantly bobbing op, and put­ ting in their gab against the saloons, and every last one o f them is ripping and tearing around like a hen on a hot gridiron, and before the prohibiten ry ordinance is repealed, these women will all have to be expatriated to the land where the whangdoodle raourneth most bitterly, and where they can play on a harp o f a thousand strings, that thrilling ode, “ Oh Granny, will your dog bite ? No child, no.” I t is time the women are very pretty and sweet, a right good Sort of an in­ stitu tion -n ice things to have around, especially on wash days, and dog-kill­ ing days, hu t if we must give up the women or the Baloons, by all means let the women slide; you can’t get half as much revenue from the women as from the saloons. And J n d ith ,Ellen Foster, to whom the slater sO feeling­ ly refers, is a sample of what may ba ism will never end till the Inst preach­ er . is abolished. I t • is generally thought tha t preachers are semi-decent set o f fellows, find when they get their black coats and stove-pipe hats on they look mighty'bice, say some mighty soft, and sweet things, and can eat a powerful sight of fried chicken, sweet- cake and ice cream, but they drive away saloon keepers, “ first class busi­ ness inen-mercbants of the first grade.” I t would be a thundering sight better to do without preachers than without saloons. There.isn’t half os much revenue in the preachers as in the saloons. I t is time if the saloons are opened some-of our boys, brothers and hus­ bands will fall victims to the saloon power, but there is no use in our wives and sisters bawling and blubber­ ing about lilce a bare-footed boy when he stumps his big toe on a hickory grub by the side o f tho road, Why, Mr. Editor, our boys and brothers are made to be sacrificed, and that mother or sister that isn’t willing to have boy or brother used up by the saloon, especially when it brings in the “ glit­ tering silver rent” isn’t fit to live in decent society, bo she isn’t. F a ir P lay , Pure Pine tar a t Ridgway’s, , Paint and Varnish Brushes a t Ridgway’s, Window glass and Putty at Ridgway’s Pharmacy, New Perfumes at Ridgway’s, Hard and Soft refined Sugars at G ray ’ s . Farmers take your wheat to the Big Bpring mill and get more and better flour than a n y ' other 'place. We make one grade o f flour only. Plenty o f old Wheat flour on hand, H arbmoh A S tormont . The best socks in the town for #tb money at Andrew Bro. A Co. Picture Frames made to order at Ridgway’s Pharmacy. once. Andrew Bros. and.Co. have just re­ ceived a car load of harness which they will sell cheap. Go to Charlie Smith for a shave. . Teeth extracted without pain by application of cocaine a t Dr. Homan’s office. A ren a , Oatmeal Cracked wheat Granulated Hominy • Fail no, Pa relied Farinose at G ray ’ s . NOT IUE . We are putting in a stock o f new goods and must collect all money owo- ing us. Those knowing themselves indebted to us will please call and set­ tle before September let. Barber & McMillan. S e ed W h e a t. ■K Hungarian seed wheat, absolutely free from smut and rye, and testing 62 pounds to the bushel. For sale by Ervin & Stcrrett, T i le , T i le , vs. W ood . I f you lmvo wood to trade for tile Go to B. W. Northup, Cedarville, Ohio. Fresh cakes and bread At - the bn kery. J acob S eigler . . F r u i t C an s . We are selling our own make of fruit cans a t fifty cents per dozen. Crouse and Bull. Go to Boyd’s restaurant for a good meal, only 25 cents.. Syrup and Molasses a t G uay ’ s , Our Stock of Patent Medicines is complete at Ridgway’s Pharmacy. Sweet, spiced and sour pickles at G ray ’ s . Harvesting Oils a t Ridgway’s Cheese, Crackers and Ginger snaps a t G ray ’ s . Mower Oils a t Ridgway’s. Elegant Toilet Soaps at Ridgway’s Pharmacy, Buy your fresh and salt meats a t tlio old reliable meat store o f C. W. Crouse, $ Butter, Jersey, Milk Crackers a t G r a y ’ s . Bpring repair work a t Murray’s bar ness shop. Sorghum, Syrup and New Orleans Molasses at - G ray ’ s . A fine tine o f pocket and table ou t lery a t Grouse A Bull’s, Screen. Boors at A. Jaokson’s. Wood and Willow ware a t . -.G ray ’ s Halters,, collars and all kinds of lurness sundries at James Murray's The best coal a t the lowest price8 canbe found a t Andrew Bro. & Co. Peaches, Apricots and Prunes a G ray ’ s . Screen doors, nil sizes and kinds .at Crouse A Bulls, Smith’s the place for a seafoam. . , i c e " at Ridgeway’s, Rolled Avena and Wheat, Oatmeal and Cracked Wheat, Farino and Parched Farinose, Pearl Barley, Gran­ ulated Hominy nt C ray ’ s , l ’OM S A L E . The Iliff homestead near M. E. church, Cedarville.- For particulars call on Wm. Iliff adminstrator of cs-, tnte. Machine Oils nt Ridgway’B Highest niurkct price paid for wheat at A ndrew & B ro . Palm leaf mattress, the best made, at Burr & Morton’s. I f you want a stylish livery rig go to Boyd’s. Fish at G ray ’ s , Paints in all size packages and Col­ ors a t Ridgway’e. CornyTomatoes, Beans, Ac., at G ray ' s , Tobticos and Cigars at G ray ’ s . Do you want a parlor suite? No difference what grade you desire you can get it of Barr A Morton. 1 he bedroom suites at Barr A Mor ton’s are elegant. Call and see them. v Chairs in all sizes, styles, shapes and prices, to suit children Or grown pereons. Also easy chairs for for the old a t Barr & Morton’s. ( The best laundry of the town is the Troy, of Dayton. Geo Winter, Agent. Office at Mac Bull’s a Robt. Calbreath is still agent o f % Xenia steam laundry with headquar­ ters a t Stormont and Co’s Gassoline stoves, all patterns, qua l Sties and prices a t Crouse A Bull’s, The finest tine o f fresh and salt meats in the county a t C. W» Dean’s H A R V E S T EXCUR& IOXH . R e d u c e d R a te d v ia th e Penn- sy lv a a la Lined. On August 25th, September 15th and 29th, excursion tickets a t especial­ ly reduced round trip rates will be sold from all principal cOubon ticket sta­ tions on ihe Pennsylvania Lines West o f Pittsburg to points in the west, northwest and southwest, good return­ ing for thirty days from data o f sale. For further information apply to the nearest agent o f the Pennsylvania Linas.