The Cedarville Herald, Volume 13, Numbers 1-21

PERSONAL a n d im p e r s o n a l , —ADearer man wanted to get rid of kis wife and accomplished his end. He indulged in perjury to such a degree in 4in»ce proceedings he instituted tha t the judge pare him fourteen1years ip the penitentiary, —Awealthy hermit, who dwelt near Springfield, O., has started lo r western „Indiana with a cart made of old buggy wheels and shafts, to which he himself was harnessed as though ho was a horse, A large dog accompanied, him *8a body guard ,' , —Queen Victoria has recently dec­ orated with the Albert medal Lawrence Jlennessy, who diatinguished himself in the lifeboat services a t Hytbe, where he was largely instrumental in the rescue of thirty-one sailors, and three times risked hit* life to save others: -John Pagan, who. recently resigned the position of master mechanic on the Atchison, Topeka & Santa Fo road, was in charge of the engine in 1801 th a t "drew the train of Abraham Lincoln from Indianapolis to Cincinnati on the journey to Washington to be* inaugur­ ated. ' - —ABoston young lady at. the union station in Portland, Me,, wanted to buy a ticket for a way station, hut had fpr- gotten *he name of the town. Being urged te-make a guess a t it, she replied in blus\ ing,confusion ..that it sounded joinething lure “cat’s whiskers,” She got a ticket for Wiscasset.. —The most extensive candy manu­ facturer in the country occupied, seven­ teen years ago, a 7x0 shop on Broadway, New York, He now has a block of his own for his factories, and owns a store .in several of the laVge cities all over the. United States. The . apprentice must work for seven years before he becomes skilled in this trade. —Alvan.G, Clark, the Cambridge lens-, maker, recently saw an announcement of his death in the newspapers, and was at first annoyed thereby, Hitt his wife received so many expressions of sym­ pathy and such tributes to Mr: Clark’s virtues that on the whole he was glad i the mistake had been made. The rumor attracted much attention in scientific circles . , —Congressman Kilgore is said to have surprised some of the staid and easy-go­ ing equestrians of Washington by dash- ;ing along the country roads a t reekless speed on horseback and leaning from his saddle to pick up pebbles from the ground as he flew by. Though fifty-six years .'old and white-headed, Col. Kil­ gore rides w ith a ll the vim and vigor of a cowboy o r a centaur, as they say in classic Texas. —Sir Morel Mackenzie was the archi­ tect ofh is own fortune, and the starting point of his sncceas was his foundation of the hospital for diseases of the th roat in London. So humble were liis-begin­ nings th a t after prescribing for his patients as a physician in one room he Used to retire in another, where with hisown hands, he would dispense the medicines he had ordered, taking care inhandihg ou t the bottles th a t his face ihonld no t be.accn. “ A LITTLE NONSENSE.? —Cholly(langnldly)-<‘Jeamea!”Jeamea —:‘Yeasir!”ChoUy—“Come tq thfowind­ owatulwink atthisguhlfohme.”—N. Y. llerald. • —Sure Cure—“Did you see Jobson's portrait in the Bugle?” “No. What was he cured of?” “Vanity, I guess, after he saw the picture.”—Indianapolis Journal, 4 -What He Meant.—Ethel—“What didyou mean by telling Jessie I was the ,«biggest flat you ever knew?” George— ”1meant that er—you were the most level-headed girl in town.”—N. Y. Herald. —“How’s business now?” Bevel (car­ penter)—“It’s been pretty dull, hu t I upect a good job soon. I hoard Urg* high say yesterday th a t he had got a home that just suits him.*’—Boston Transcript. —A Much-Needed Rest.—Burglar— have decided to go into some other hind of business when I get out.” Prison Missionary—“ I am rejoiced a t jour decision; what has brought it about?” Burglar—“I find th a t night work is breaking down ray constitu- Hon."—Truth. —in Self-Defense.—A f a t woman en­ tered a crowded car, and seizing the strap stood on a gentleman’s toes. As soon as he conld extricate himself he arose findoffered her his seat, “Yonarc very bind, sir,” she replied. “Not a t all, madam, he replied; It’s no t kindness) H’s solf-defenso.”—Comic. —Asailor, about being married, could not find change enough for the parson’s fees. The reverend gentleman, nowill­ ing to tie the couple without the accus­ tomed fees, demurred. Jack, placing his hand in his pocket, drew ou t a few shillings,saying,“Nevermind, sir, marry ns as far as i t will go.”—Tid*BitS. “A young minister, unexpectedly ealloc upon to address a Sunday school, ssked, to gain time, “Children, what sjiaUI speak about?” - A little g irl oft the front seat, who had herself com* rutted to memory several declaration#, held up her hand, and in a shrill voico inquired, “What do yon know?”- Kpoch. —Norway, until the seventh century, *as governed by petty rulers. About MO Olaf TraStclla, of of Odin termed *ngHngs or youths, expelled from Sweden, established a Colony in Venae* mud, the nucleus of a monarchy found* *dby hi* descendant, Halfdam 111., th* Wwk,a great Warrior and legislator, «K*e memory waa lorqj r e v ir s i AREMARKABLEVETTER. A P n a lM it frofiM ioM i xaa'a Batvasv* dinar? StatMasat. IN, Y, Sun.} Tothe Editor; B ih —As my name and face have appeared in your paper and the pub­ lic prints lately, and ea many of my profes­ sional brethren are wondering at I t I feel It only juat that ^should make an explana­ tion. The statement published over my same was made ten years ago, after long and mature,investigation, and 1have never changed my mind as to the facta then stated, At that time l said, as a physician, that I believed \Varuer\s Safe Cure was the best of all known preparations for the troubles it was advocated to cure, and J tag 'SMltft I know It. la'considered the proper thing for the medical profession to decry proprietary and other advertised articles; bat why should they do so? As the late Dr, J, G. Holland,-writing over his own name Is Scribner!# Honi&ty, said; “It la a fact that many of tbo best propri­ etary medicines of the day oro more sue- oessful than many physicians, and most of them were first discovered or used in actual taedlosl practice; when, hawover, any per­ son knowing their virtue and foreseeing their popularity secures and advertises them, In the opinion of the bigoted sit vir- tuo went Outof thorn.” . Dr. Holland was an educated' physician, an unprejudiced, observer, and ho spoke from a broad and unusual experience. JPro* prietary medicines should not be decried. The dvideuces pf their value are over* whelming. I have seen patients recover from .gravel, inflammation of the bladder and Bright’s disease after using Warner’s Sato Cure, even when all other treatment had failed. I make this fruulc and outspoken state­ ment in the interests of humanity and be­ cause I know It to be true. I trust for the same reason you will give it to -the public! Respectfully, R A. G unn . No. 124' West Forty-Boventh street, New York, March 1. . Table China. In the setting of triable great latitude may be cmpioj'cd, no particular style-of ware seeming to obtain. The white and gold, once so fashionable, has agaip been accepted, but it is quite different from the gold-bund china with j which grandmamma set up housekeeping. I t may be of royal.Worcester and of ivory- white the gold decorations consisting of a Greek key pattern, or a delicate scroll work, which is repeated throughout the entire set. Fruit plates and dishes have open work edges, through which is run a ribbon matching the tin t of the decora­ tions.—Fashion and Fancy. —Johnny was writing a letter and Willift was looking over his shoulder. “YOtrre not making th a t ‘1’ right,” said Willie. “What’s the matter with it, I’d like to know?” replied Johnny. ‘You’re running it below •the line. That’s what’s ttys matter w ith it.” “ I guess I’m writing this letter, ain’t I? If I want to inako it that way it’s my business, ain’t it?” ‘‘Course. If you want to make a J of yourself, go •head.” Masked Venom. Doee anybody tmagtuci tlint he or sbe can ireath* a |r impregnated with malaria for any length of tuna amt yet go scntticieasl If any such there bo let thorn incur the risk and then doubt The poison In disguise surely eaters the system as a dose of Prus­ sia sold swallowed with suicioal intent. Boatetter’a BtouiaCh Bitters la tlio sole re- liable tlefapso against tho malarial virus, ttoemnatfoni, dyspepsia and oonatlpatkm are remedied by it, ■ iWnax n man’s best and engngod g irl has thrown him overboard ho is all a t s e a—N. O. Picayune, A miss is os good as n mile. This is prob­ ably why a man doesn't feet the distance when ho lisa got a nice girl with him.— Binghamton Leader. • i --------- * --------- ’ D kbciu M' s i’li.i.* are a painless and of- feeiiuti remedy far all bilious ana nervous disorders. For sals by alt druggists, , Tan rabbit hunter Is a hare-brained fol- low.—ilocbcstcr Pos t I r we could use our own advice, how bappy wo would be.—Texas Siltfugs. T bs promising yonng m an la always la debt—Galveston news. I " u m m good fellow” la often one Wboabakss dk*7—PhiladelphiaRecord. I* Is an aggravation for a h u a n y tnuan to find only a fork in the reed.—Texas Blifr- lnga. ______ .t " . , „ C old and distant—The north pole.—Yale Record. ______ » T ub successful lawyer should be wall dressed. His prosperity tlepecds upon new su ite—If. O. Picayune. “T ax * away women,” asks a w riter, a d what would followt” That’s easy, tomen.—Texas Biftlngs. •‘T his is a pretty good daze work,” said 6dentist, as he edminlstered gas.—Wash* gton Star, ■ Dr is strange, bnt true, th a t when a man short of brains he is generally long on liars.—Texas Siftings. aunsuspeottng schoolboy Is•sometimes munlcipslwreuuee—raised by tacks,— tUCourier. is seldom that one sees a sake walk. It d be less surprising to tee old cheese —N. O. Pk*jun%_____ ■mBvtxttcALLTspeaking,atenor should tod for fire tours.—Indianapolis Joins a girl Wfo iooks*llke^n angel la any of bonnet’Is all right this year.—Lan- g Examiner. . membrr , young man, there is a limit no aura ©ahMford to raise.-Galveston •N an Alligator basks la Dip sjra you Sink he has a soft snap, hut he hasn’t, gbawten Repubilosa, me it bSo re^p eop le” Is what the ywoman thinks of her opera h a t— uunloe llepubfioao. i usual: i«a who lra» a |#ad Hke a best in the swim.— T mkri Is more Catarrh iu this sec,ion of the country than all other diseuMs put to­ gether, and until the lost few years was supposed to bo incurable. For a great many years doctors pronounced it a local disease* and prescribed loofcl remedies, and bycon­ stantly falling to cure with local treatment, pronounced it incurable, Science has proven catarrh to be a constitutional dis­ ease, and therefore requires constitutional treatment Hall’a Catarrh Core, manu­ factured by F. J. Cheney A Co., Toledo, Ohio, is the only constitutional cure on the market It to taken Internally in doses from 10 drops to ateaspoonfuL It acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Theyoffer one hundred dollars for any case It foils to euro. Bend for circulars uud testimonials Address, „ , F. J .C hknev & co., Toledo, O. BTSold by Druggists, 75c. Or coarse n follow to pushed for time when an officer liusttos him into a peni­ tentiary.—Binghamton Republican. A ll Horse owners should know what it costs, to manufacture Harness and every­ thing on wheels. You will bo surprised to see what n lino $90 Buggy can bo made for 433; $30Cart for $0.50; $100 four-pnssenger Top Carriage lbr $47.50; $75*Open Buggy for $37.50; $30 Double-team Harness for $13.50; $12 Buggy Harness for $475. Only g ood niatorlnl usod. Write.. V. B. liuoor & aut Co.. No. 3 Lawrence S t, Cincinnati, O., for No. 3 free Catalogue, showing 74 kinds of vehicles and 44kinds of harness. “W hat is your husband doing now!!’ “Nothing, ^Holing boon appointed to an of. flee.’ Y. FreHS. Tlio Only One Ever Frlnted~C>* Ton Find tlieWordf ' Thereto a 3 inch display advertisement in this paper, this week, which has no two words alike except ' ono word. The same is truo of each new one appearing each week, from Tho Dr. Harter Medicine Co. This house (ilaccs .a ' ‘Crescent’’ on everything they malic aud publish: Look for it, send thorn tho namo of the1word and they will return you book, beautiful lithographs or samples free. Ha (bitterly)— “Y ou have no heart,” Sba. gjolotedly)—“No, aud I don’t waut one.’1-* Lovers of the Itoaatlfal Will bo pleased to learn that a collection of twenty of tho linqst scenic views hr Wiscon­ sin and Mlunesotiirauy bo obtained, free of g o t an address and orotherwlso) ,to Geo. u . Basseugcr Agent, C., M. & S t P. R’y. Chicago, 111 P. S .-A s tho supply to limited, early application* should be made. F rbssep I xt O ScnviCB—Baggy trousers, —Harvard Lampoon. When Traveling Whether on pleasure bent, orbuslness, take ou every trip u bottle of Byrup of figs, us it acts most pleasantly ami effectively on the Icidueys, liver and bowels, preventing fevers, headaches and'other forms of sick­ ness. For sale in 60cents and t l bottles by •11leading druggists. Tnz man in the basement undersells his competitors ou tbo street floor. —Boston Transcript. C odobs , H oaiisbmrm . S ouk T hroat , etc., quickly relieved by B rown ’ s B ronchial Tuoeurs. They surpass all other prepara­ tions In removing hoarsenessund as acouyh rtmtdv are pre-uuiiusntly th*bent. p f course when a man marries his flaam be expects »Uo will build the kitchen Ire. U nder all oiroumstances, under all condi­ tions, under oil iiktiunnces, Brudyorotine will promptly euro all haudach'oH, 50 cento. . “B e Careful of that gnn f” matter with HI" “It 1st ..... “What to the i n't loaded.1'—Puck. Prom t Are Killed byCoughs that Hate’s Honey of Horehouud and Tar would cure. Pike's TootbactiaDropiCureiu onominute. D on ’ t cry over split milk, Rush around and find tho cat.—Atchison Globe. » The best thing to da is t h i i : when you’re suffering from Sick or Bilious Headaches, Consti­ pation, Indigestion, Bilious Attacks, or any derangement of. the I^iver, Stomach, or Bowels, get something that relieves promptly and cures permanently. Don’t shock the sys­ tem with tho ordinary pills—get ’ellets. Dr, Pierce’s •Pleasant They’re the smallest, for one thing (but that's a great thing), and the easiest to take. They’re the best, for they work in Nature’s own wav—mildly and gently, but thoroughly and effec­ tively. They’ro the cheapest^ for they’re guaranteed to givo satisfaction, or your money is returned. You .pay only for tho good you get. W h a t more can you ask ? But don’t-get something that the dealer says is “ just as good.” : I t may be bettor for him, but it’s pretty certain to bo worse for you. *L v £P olish V M J & W L . n il r ,—, _____ M , Ouratn*.Aadth* «on»um*rpsrs l i t M tla o t *I ma pseksgs with svety purduus. The old saying that “ con­ sumption can be cured if taken in time ” was poor com­ fort. It seemed to invite a trial, but to anticipate failure. The other, one, not so old, “ consumption can be cured," is considered by many false. Both are true and not true; the first is prudent—■ one cannot begin too early. The means is careful liv­ ing. Scott’s Emulsion of cod-liver oil is sometimes an important part of that. Let us send you a book on careful living —free. S cott &Bo»Ms,CI»ram», >j»So*jih 5 thA vwm , New Voik. Vour d>rc(i«l liMpt Scou's EmuWonolcod-tivsr •il—all tln u iis svctywlm# do. |i . M Kenedy’s MedicalDiscovery Takes hold in this order : B o w e ls v / K i t e s , K idneys* a In s id e Skin* O u ts id e Skin* Driving everything before It that ought to be out. You know whether you need it or not . Sold by every druggist, and manufactured by DONA LD K E N N E D Y , B O X B V B V , m s s . GOLD MEDAL, PARIS, 187a \V. BAKER &CO.’S Breakfast Cocoa fromwItlclt tho «*e**»otoll Imi buvu romoved, ' I b mbtohtteltr puro ■ » ! tl ia Boluble, No Chemicals arouAvil In II* |ir«']mrallon. It has more thnn thren timet Ilia tlrength of Cocoa Mixed Wltlr BlimiU, Arrowroot or- Sugar, und U therefore faf more eeo- ■nomU-al; cotifrlp fnt than ana I cenin cup. Ilia dellclou*,nour* _ > l.hliig, MreiigtlivDlng, xa »> lt D ioeited , and admirably adapted for Invalid# as wall aa for peraona In heulih. 'Sold by (Jroccra ararywhata. W .BAKER&C0.,Dorchester,H ftM . rCtr M H tl R M e BmAHSOWwaMdOabltii. wrcaforln- r C H e lll R # er*aM.Sty*araaaitarienn B .W . SriWBBKSSleX*. #.C.l CI m I m MI, >. ar-atuM «•»nnami, aadMonu. AND TUHOWI CtJRTO, So kaltai B ook vaak. t)r». QaATWXVA Nosaw, __HI ghn at.. Claylanatl.O. Mmwmma Catarrh—Remove the Cause. I was afflicted fnm Infancywith CaUrrli,aad tor tewyean with erepflous owray ftes. I wax attended by the best physicians, and used a number of Blood remedies with so per* manent relief. N f UFEBECAME 4 BUM * TOME, for ray care was deeland incurable. 1 saw S. S. S. advertised, and took eight bottle*, which cared mm entirely, sad 1 fool like a new person.—Miss JouE O wbn , JUmtfttkr, Qhi*. •MasMMMsraaHW a I waa tho victim of tho wont com of Catarrh thoii I ever heard of, I was entirely datl in one ear, aad all th« iasido of my mom , including part of tho bone, sJooghed off. No sort of treatment benefited me, and physicians said “I would aster bo any bettor.” As a last resort I took Swift’s Specific, aad k eatirsly cored »o and restored my hearing. I have been well for years, withMosign of return of tho dixexxe.—Mti. JocxmiNX Poum-L, Uut Wutt Si. C. 8 . 8 . 8 . cares Catarrh, like k does other Blood diseases, by elimina­ ting the possoMwhich cuoei k. TroatbooMBloodaad Skin mailed flee. SWIFTSPECTFICCOMPANY, ATLANTA, G a ." __ THE ONLY TRUE HRON TONIC WilLoyHST-BIAmD. regulate KIDNEVN, ,remora LITER UUordcr,build»treoxto.teaov apnatlle, rc«to, _______ . xiKoruryouth. Draptixla, InUIxceilan.thAiUraafaaU lujrabaotutelyeradicated. Hindbrightened. hmlM power Increased, bonci. nerves, mux. cl«». receivenowforce, enfferlng from coinplalnla pe- cellarluthelrMKituiugit.aM a tore, apeedy cure. Itoturaa eo»ebloomonclieeka,ooautifle(C6a>iiI«xloau ..Bold everywhere. Alt genuine gooiUlboar . 'tercxceat.*' BeaduaUoeutatauipfor 52-pigo pamphlat. M. HARfMMIMCINKCO.. St, ieoli. Mo. es re health and I E W I S ' 9 8 %> LYE P0W3KBKB AMI PEUFUMKP (t’ATBNTCU) The ttroiniet! and purett I.y# maiie. UnliVcotU’r I.yo.ltbclng a itnepowtlcrnnd iKickcd Inucnn with removable lid, tho contents are always ready for uh «. .Will make tbo bnt perfumed Hard Soap InM)minutes without boil * inff. It ie the br*t for cleansing 1 ml parr_______________ a*. r<ortArTlB,,BalaoM>T*aiMMO '-'aad aebadeOeet*. mnetlyeeeSeeatlat •rnM IllsMf» 9mt HWfnvnu. “German Syrup” Two bottles of German Sy B rnp cured me o f Hemorrhage o f the Lungs when other remedies failed, I am a married man and, thirty-six yearn of age, and live with my wife and two little girls a t Durham, Mo. I have stated this brief and plain so tha t all may understand. My case waa a bad one, and I shall be glad to tell anyone about i t who will write me. P h il ip L. S chbnck , P . O. B0X45, April ns, 1890. No man could ask a more honorable, busi­ ness-like statement. • BUNTING When you buy Flags you want the best. Government Standard is the best; the largest flag dealers in the U, S. are G, W. SIMMONS & CO., Oak Hall, Boston, Mass, Dealers in Military Uniforms. Write for a Hag Catalogue. i FLAGS. THE POT INSULTED THE KETTLE BECAUSE THE COOK HAD NOT USED SAPOL IO GOOD COOKING DEMANDS CLEANLINESS. SAPOLIO SHOULD be used in every KITCHEN. ^tafl 3 o 5 Tower** |35jHl I m p r o v e d E® * ! F L IC K E R • ly Quarenttefi L / , , tAhtolaM, Water, / A ” " 1' -vS i «iMnnssavfllttt)GOHI * 5o ft Woolei} * t y Watcll Pull Collar, a XTowtit, Mf«. tosroN, ma $$ crew* /wpw^tww lk i« t hw bookthifohBred Twatfiut oarn f C ohi NGINES ■ M l ■ ■ t p i ____ ■■Tmwfora andHorsePowers. NMmwrHslUf IlIiB’/aiedCstAlorir', ihsfltd fn t, M . R U M E L Y C O ., U R O R T iE , 1ND< srMaxtawraM swtiMwiwwaa a V lt m d u THE WORLD’S FAIR? tac*lnjpi will he ware* andexpeislvg la Ckleage to K iMnM . c em fr im im m cmc . riK to , •rsxKXTstxruiaMraMmow. Patents! Pensions pi cor- ' C M n a a d tH and ysspl# whuhavswSak Issgaor AM* r*s,*h«itdM« nso'aOarafov Ootiinmptlow it has (Hired IkHMWto ItkM hotlatof. Wttc*- ft UBotjitd totaka. Ulitb# hwtsoughsyren, g*Wstsrrwhers — CCN " cMPTiON. A .N .K .- R 1803. witaar writino r e M vm m tiie t> t« n g •tote th at t h MW l i t AAX sh IW nw M to tVA kWh