The Cedarville Herald, Volume 13, Numbers 1-21

PERSONAL AND IMPERSONAL. —An asylum for «iotherfi-!n-lu\v has just been founded by a -wealthy Aus­ trian woman. I t is to bo big enough to accommodate five, hundred inmates, and JiulPtho apartments in the asylum have already been bespoken by applicants who represent the higher classes of Austrian society, —A German shoemaker in a"'small place on Long Island shot himself in the mouth and right ear with a 45-cali­ ber revolver, physicians could not trace the bullets. - For two days ho lay in a^tupor. He then awoke and called for sausage and beer and partook heartily. In a week he was apparently ' as well as ever. —Aman in Liberty, Ale,, who is five feet and seven inches in height, has a beard six feet and three inches, in length that is tied up in a kind of cue. ATobndy notices its length except when, to startle strangers, he shakes out the reefs and lets his beard trail upon the ground. The beard began to grow twelve years ago. , ■ , —I)u Maurier, who contributed so long and so attractively to the pictorial features in Punch, was once asked how lie managed to keep up so well with the changes in women’s fashions, lfis an­ swer was: “Young man, when you have a wife and three daughters like those girls of mine, you will know move about fashion than you want to know.” —Since he, has le ft th e senate, Mr. Ed­ munds has a much more youthful step arnL appearance th an lie had th e la st year or two lie was a member, th e re ­ sult of frequent outdoor exercise, lie says lie has become q u ite a boy again, and explains th a t "those old- fellows .in the senate were so grave and serious that a man go t to feeling very old .by associating w ith th em .” —Miss Howe, th e woman who- won the second prize in the competition of designs for th e woman's building in the world’s' fair, was a classm ate of Miss Hayden, the w inner of th e first prize, in- the Boston School of Technology, but whereas Miss Hayd m took the full general course, whieli includes much besides architecture, Miss Howe studied that branch only. She is now p ractis­ ing architecture successfully in-Boston. —Baron Ilirsch, who lias made a per­ manent settlem en t for him self in Lon­ don by purchasing th e lease of B ath House, is now looking o u t for an esta te in England and is likely to buy..Bedge- bary from Air. Ph ilip Berosfqrd-IIope. The ex ten t of th is property is nearly six thousand acres, in a rin g fence, of which more th an h a lf is woodland and park. Bedgebury lies in a 'charm ing part of Kent, between Tunbridge Wells and Cranbrook. —A Bangor woman’s pet dog died re­ cently, and the woman, after cbpious tears, gave tile cur an elaborate funer­ al. A'casket was made and lined with silk. On a Shrouded table in a- dark­ ened room, and banked with hothouse flowers, the curcass, with crossed paws, was laid in shite. Then the family and all the sympathetic and curious women in the neighborhood tiled in for a last- look a t Towser. The Casket was borne to the garden, and thereunder the lilacs 84 worth of black walnut, silk and flowers, and 50 cents’ worth (original value) of dog were laid awav. "A LITTLE NONSENSE.” —Wagley calls. the had cigars that Thibley buys "the coin collector’s pride,” because of the curious scents that they produce while being smoked;—Philadel­ phia, Record. —Professor—“In caso a man had both hands cut oil, what would be the first thing you would do?” Student (candi­ date for position of ambulance surgeon) —"Peel his pulse.”—N. Y. Sun, —Schoolgirl—“Please, teacher, Willie Winkles kissed me a t recess to-day.” Aged Teacher—“Send him to me at once.” “Why, teacher, I didn't know you kissed!”—Y'onkers Statesman. —Employer (sternly, to clerk)—“I ’m not at all satisfied with your accounts, Bagst?r.” Clerk—“Why not, sir? Aren’t theywell done?” Employer—“Yes, too well done; they’re 'cooked’!”—Drake's Magazine. —“Yes. Crankeigh is a g reat lover of the national game, and you can’t imagine how it has built up his muscle. ” "Oh. he is a player, then?” “No, I was referring to the muscles of his jaw.”— Boston Transcript. —A Real Poem.—Claire-—1"Is th a t a poem?" Harry—handing her a poem— “Yes.” Ctaire—disappointed—^“No, it isn’t. It’s only a receipted bilL" Ilar- ^y—lightly—“My darling. You don't know what a real poem is when you see one.”—Detroit Froe Press, —-“Mit.s Gasket. I love you dearly,” confessed young Mr. Smlthcrs. “Pm so glad,” replied Miss Gasket, fervently. “You make me intensely happy,” re­ joined the young man, “I hope I snail continue to do so, for I am to he your •step-mother.”—Harper’s Bazar. —ARemedy.—* WhenI amsick andblue, Audi have heart and headache, too, Asl thoworld and all that’s In it seams but chaff, eliaff, chaff I never for those Ills, Takeemulsions, Mires or pills, Bat I read tho comic papers, and I laugh, laugh, laugh —Phorm. Era. —“Boh, did yon ever stop to think,” *hid a grocer recently, as he measured ent half a peck of potatoes, “tha t tlieso potatoes contain sugar, starch and water?” “No, I didn’t,” replied the boy, “but I heard mother say th a t you put P?as and berms in your coffee and a jiint ef water to every quart of milk you told,” , ■ T h t dun* WW# Awake a picturesque and altogether delight­ ful number. Elbrldga 8. Brooks “re­ produces" for the boys and girls of to­ day a Roman boy’s letter descriptive of the gorgeous pageant in the Rome of Emperor Augustus* day when Horace led the children’s parade to the strains .. jR/ lils famous secular hymn, and when emperor, senators, matrons, priests and Vestals joined the young paroders in dying honor to “Children's Day;" that now famous Franco-American boy- editor, TeUo d’Apery, tells how he “runs” his paper, the Sunny Hour, and •wells his “barefoot fund;" Edith Rob­ inson has a timely and typical Bostoir story of “How Jack Sailed with Leif Ericsson.” Two fine new serial stories are begun in this number: “The Coral Ship,” a story of adventure by Kirk Muuroe, and “That -Mary Ann," a de­ lightful girl and boy story by Kate Up­ son Clark. The poetry of. this number is from Louise Chandler Moulton, “M. E. B.,” Margaret J. Preston, Cora Stuart Wheeler, Lilian Crawford True, and others,, and the “Men and Things” department is as full of good material as usual. The illustrations are full of strength niul spirit, and the number is one that will barcad, .without stopping, from coyer to cover. Wide Awake is only 20 cents a No.; $2.40 a year. D. LothropCo., Boston, publishers. In tho Swim. ,'A serious accident liai>pened at. the supper table. Somebody—it is always ' ‘somebody” who is. to blame—upset a pitcher of water over tbo cloth. There was. a general, scampering, and a calling for come other somebody to remedy the mischief. • ■ . How could .you be so careless, Sam?” cried Will, indignantly. . “Never mind, my boy,” replied Sam, in his airy way. ‘-‘It's all right. We’re all in the swim now!”—-Detroit Free Press, S tatu or Onio, C itt or T oledo , i L ucas C ounty , j 8*1 F uaxk J. C hunky makes onth that ho is (bo senior partner of tbo )irm of F, J. C heney & Co., doing business in the City of Toledo County and State aforesaid, ami; that said firm w ill pay ’.ho sum of ONE liUNDUR l) DOLLARS for each and every case of Catarrh that rnnnot bo cured by tho uso of B all ’ s C atakkii C uke . P baxk J. C heney . • >■ Sworn to before mo and subscribed in my presence, this 0th tiny of December, A. D. IbSB. •" A. W. G leason , \ (SEAL.) Kutarg Public. HalL’ti Cttlarrh Cure is taken internally and acts directly on tho blood and imicous sur­ faces of the system. Heiul for testimonials, free. p. J. C iieney & Ca, Toledo, O. E3?“Sold by Druggists, 75c. Tnmstenographer does not live from hand, to mouth, although his business is front mouth to baud. Pity the Borrows of a Poor Oltl'Afan Or woman, bowed with tho inllrmiUcs of age, and more particularly lumbago. But more practical, more friendly than pity is this sound pieceof advice to such persons, os well toall delicate peoploamt convalesecuts: Try ucour6co( HostettcrlsStomach Bitters, tho lines! sustaining-tonio which people of declining years anil the feeble generally can t, K " adop . idpey und rheumatic troubles and lumbago, which are peculiarly incideutto age, are counteracted by this superb cor­ rective, which also removes Indigestion, malarial complaints, biliousness, la grippe. T ue forger is not wholly bad. Ho Is ever ready to wri to a wrong.—Boston Trunsoript. No wonheu tho minutes fly so fast—-they are making up time. The Only One Ever 1’rlrited—Can Ton Find tho Word? There is a 3 inch display advortlsriubnt In this paper, this week, which has no two words alike except one word. Tho same is true of each new one appearing each Weolr, from Tho Dr. Harter Medicine 'Co. Tins house places a “ Crescent” on everything they make anil, publish. Look for it, send them the name of the word and they wRl return you ■book, beautiful lithographs or 6umples freo. _ Moncnx society overlooks a soiled repu­ tation much more readily than it dooa soiled gloves.—Texas B ill ings. Ir anything can g iv e us a r e st a nap-kin. T he promising young man Is always In debt. T he telephone takes everybody’s word.— Binghamton Republican. J aoson savs that when it retriesto boxing the undertaker can lay out any man.—El­ mira Gazette. I t I s not impossible to meet with a plump refusal from u sleuder girL—Texas Sift* ings. "An, I am gaining ground rapidly,” ns tho man-said when tho dust storm covered him With layer after layer.—Philadelphia Record. ( MA:fYa warm lover of nature flnds after marriage that lie 13 wedded to art.—Boston Transcript, TntJ luckiest thing about tlm horseshoe over the door Is that it doesn’t drop on your head. ___ Tnc new name for tho man who throws a banana peel on tho sidewalk Is a bananar* chist.—Texas Siftings. To ynovE that the clothes ho sells are all wool a Ridge avenue dealor show* custom* ers tho moths in tho garments.—Philadel­ phia Record, _____ T he canary la thoroughly professional, sever singing a note without first present* lag a bill.—Elmira Gazette. M an ’ s life is a constant trial and all bit neighbors are on tbo jury.—Indianapolis Journal. ' ______ W omen make good light housekeepers, They know when tho buoys are all rig h t— N. (>. Picayune- ^ _ ___ ••On, yes, ottreTls n hard business.” said tho drresmakcr. “It’s snip and tuck With us all tbo time, you know.”—Harvard Lam­ poon. Hi! Who rourwand runs away may live to court another day*, lmt he who wadaand courts girls still may get in ocurfc against ktowul To*Cleanso the System Effectually yet gently, when costive oi bil­ ious cwwhen the blood is impure or slug­ gish, to perinKiiently cure habitual consti­ pation, to awaken the kidneys and liver to a healthy activity, without irritating or weakening them, to dispel headaches, colds or fevers, uso Syrup of Figs. T ub man Who tries to make a IIvingln the desert tm-S a grout deal of snml la Itlironi'w. —Dallas News. • \ ■■ ■ ■ I n 1850 "Brawn's JironcHial Troches" were Introduced, and tlieir succcss ns a cure for Colds, Coughs, Asthma, and Bronchitis has bu«u unparalleled. M any shall epnrtdistinction for whom tho wedding day will uovor bo set. A female model is not necessarily u model female.—Boston Journal, B eecuam ’8 P ills act lik e magic on the liver liud other vital organa. One dose re­ lieves sick headauho lit 2Dminutes. S mallpox is breaking out again. It is pitiful.-— N. O. Pieayuno, W. m . S i’UAC.UE S mith , Providence, R . I , writes: "Hind Bradycrotiue always cures headache.” A ll d ru g g ists/ 50cents. A snow of opposition is very apt to be an exhibition of folly. T he Ram’s Horn is published at Indian­ apolis, Indiana, at SI.50per year. T ub fisheries question—Did you bring, the flask I—iCuto Field’s Washington. COPYRIGHT 1091 0)1 the road! to health—tbo consumptive who reasons and thinks. Consumption is developed through the blood. It’s a scrofulous affection of tho lungs—a blood-taint. Find a per­ fect remedy for scrofula, in all its foiims—something that purifies the blood, as well as claims to. That, if it’s taken in time, will cure C ob *-’ sumption. Dr. Pierce has found it. I t’s his “ Golden Medical Discovery.” As a strength*restorer, bloocl*cleanser, and ilesh-builder, nothing like it is knoivn to medical science. For every form of Scrofula, Bronchial, Throat, and Lung affections, Weak Lungs, Severe Coughs, and kindred ailments, it’s the only remedy so sure that it can be guaranteed* If it doesn’t benefit or cure, in every case, you have your money back. “ You get well, or yon get ? 600 .” That’s what is promised, in good faith, by tho proprietors of Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy, to sufferers from Catarrh.. Tho worst cases, no matter of how long standing, are permanently cured by this Remedy. T h e h y p o p h o sp h ite s o f lim e and so d a c om b in ed w ith c o d -liv e r o il in S c o tt's Em u l­ s io n im p rov e th e ap p e tite , p rom o te d ig e s t io n , and in ­ c r ea s e th e w e ig h t. T h e y are th o u g h t b y s om e t o b e f o o d ; bu t th is is n o t p r o v e d . T h e y are to n ic s ’; th is is adm itted b y all. C od -liv e r o il is m a in ly a food , b u t a lso a ton ic . In S c o t t ’s Emu lsion , th e c o d - liv e r o il and h y p o p h o s ­ p h it e s a re s o c om b in e d a s to g e t th e fu lla d v a n ta g e o f b o th . L e t us s e n d y o u a b o o k on c a r e f u l l i v i n g '; free . S cott &BoifWiiCbcuittSi tiiScutii 5 ^ Avenue* NtwYork* “German Syrup” My acquaintance with Boschee’s German Syrup was made about four­ teen years ago. I contracted d cold which resulted in a hoarseness and cough which disabled me from .fill­ ing my pulpit for a number o f Sab* baths. After trying a physician, without obtaining relief J saw tile advertisement o f your remedy and obtaiued a bottle. I received quick j and pettnaneht help^ I never hc-si* tate to tell my experience. Rev. \V . H . Haggerty, Martinsville, N . J . @ s.s.s. C U R E S SCROFULA S tove pQL|SH S.S.S, Hrs. E. J. Rowell, Medford, Mass., says Iter mother has been cured of Scrofula by tho ure of four bottles of K S R S E 3 | after having had muchotbertrcat- E S S m I meat, and being reduced to quitoa low condition of health, as it was thought she cculd not live. Curedmy little boy .*• of horedb tary scrofula ■whtchap- peared all over his _^»rf«Oy^'< faco. For a yparl had givenupall hope o f h is recovery, when finally I w as induced to uso A few bo ■ ttles cured liim,and n o __________ symptoms of tho diseaso remain. Mas. T.L.M athers ,Mathervllle, Miss. Ourbook cfcBlood andSktn Dtr.eVe^ mailed free. , . S yvipt S pecific Co..Atlanta*Gt* S.S.S. BUNTING When you buy. Flags you want (he best. Government Standard j§ the best; the largest flag dealers in the U. S. are G . W. SIMMONS & GO., Oak Hall, Boston, Mass,' Dealers in Military 1 Uniforms. Write for a Flag’ Catalogue. R EL IE V E S all Stomach Distress. R EM O V E S Nausea, Senso of Fullness; C ongestion , P ain . . 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Address,OX?,aQTOM* CO.,xenis, U Threshers andHorse Powers* tVrliofdr lllnstntcil Catsltistte. ratified Free, i M. nUMELYCO., LAPORTE, IND MrXAMtTUlSVAi*Hi«Tm9js**tn*' PAPER WStt, to reap. WM. If KA BSES*, Ccciiuati, 0. • send tft cents 17-r . Hntnple Hook a Walt paper la the Consumptives and peoplo j who bare weak Inns*or Asth-1 KH.sh&uld'UM Plto’sCurpfoT.} Ikmsninptlnn, It has cured thnusnud*. ft has not Ininr-1 «d one. it is not bad to take.1 itistiio beat cough syrup, Sold orerrwhero. *<Se. . s « iB jw t .d a s n a ; ssrHAKBrats rjr»en>f s '»*»•*•*" » 1397. when w m t in 8 *6 5 v « jtfiW fi 8 plulua state that area saw the Ad«*rtf**M.at hr Ola > sa****