The Cedarville Herald, Volume 23, Numbers 1-26

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Before purchasing a churn don’t fail to ^N, the greatest butter maker invented. call and see our WONDER • HE FOUND IT.: ■ WH*Y Didn’t fcxactly Fellow Hi* Sua- qnotlon m t» PiWasnty. “My wife haatosen questioning .me for the pant throe week* about what t would like lor Chrlamaa "Well, I suppo*# you.told her? ■. „ *«Ye*. The Sr*t thing I thought of w*« ** umbrella, because It I* Quite Udistance from my house to the train, rind I have to walk It. A Dice umbrel- la Would come in handy on rainy day*. Then .there are eome hooka ,1 Would like very much. I save her a ll»t of them a* nearly as f could at the start, end have been adding to It day by day c* I happened to think Of something e)se In that line. I mentioned cult but­ tons and studs for full dress occasions, and i gave her to understand that if she did not feel like troubling herself over .the matter, I would be glad to take the money she had sot aside for me and buy myself some cigars. Last night I -had occasion to look Into a closet we, don’t use much, and there I found my present, all ready to be placed before me on Christmas morn­ ing.” Of course, then, she faadn” quite adopted your suggestion as to the e lf in / ’ *No. I’m going to be made glad with a beautifully worked sofa pillow, —Chicago TlmsS-Harald, What “Pap” Told Him. A party of drummers bad assem­ bled at a railroad Station la a near-by Village to watt for a train. One of the drummers wet* very bald, and the other was guying him about it. “Well," said the bald one, "there waaa’t room tor the brains and the hair, and.the brains being most num- erous pushed tike hair away.. A sallow oountnrman, who was standing hear by, put In: “That ain t What pap told me.” . , . • “What did he tell you r asked one of the drummers, “Pap," responded the countryman, "alius ‘lowed as how er empty ban* dffia’t need no klver.” The bsld-headed drummer bought the drinks.—Memphis Scimitar. The RuWoofl. the great Castor drew near to the Rubicon fatteriagly, sad when he was corns at last to the bank* of the noted stream he hesitated to cros*. “Mow different it would be if I were a college graduate!” he exclaimed, This incident In the life of the fa­ mous Roman admonishes ns to take advantage of every opportunity to ob* tain a liberal education^-Detroit Jour. ***1, * - • • - r—r 'i li- I if -Ir-'"- . tip' MertttfcL Pitiibnddy—What do yon mean by tech a remark! ■ . * ■ Perrimaa—What remarhf _ Blx*lbuddy—Didn’t I nadentUad you to aay you’d llksrto lay out my friend • Perrlnisn ^That’e my bwdniHm, tirt Blsaibuddy* ft Is ehf Aren’t yw seamed of yonmeKf P e r t yon knew the man's deed! _ Perrimaa—Certainly. I’maamider. taht-r.fe-pboi delnirta r t m . . Aaklt-Whim 4 m 5 m “Then the heroine,” said the young- eft boarder, who was in the habit of telling about the stories he reads, "discovers her idol has feet of clay. ’ "And after that, of course, his name la mud,” said the Cheerful Idiot.—In-, dlanapoiis Press. The Boer as a Qhbt. For nearly, three centuries the 'Boer has been depleting South Africa of lte wild animals. He has been killing savage besets and yet more savage men, and the skeletons of the tents of thousands of these strew the veldt from* Cape Hope to far north of the Tritnsvaaf. This has been the practice that makes the Boer of today—through inheritance and training—a sharp, shooter. •* When the Boer entered the Transvaal it was known as the "paradise of hunt­ ers." i t Was full of game—and such game! There were the elephant, leop­ ard, rhinoceros, giraffe, zebra, yuagga, antelope, ostrich, buffalo, gnu, eland, springbok, and so on to the baboon— everything that South Africa knew, and in abundance. Now all this has' chttnged, Domestic beasts have taken the places of wild ones, and the hunter of big game has nearly lost hts occupa­ tion. Eighty thousand elephants arn re­ quired annually to supply the,,world with Ivory, and most of them come from South Africa. The Boer has ship­ ped lions from the Transvaal to all lands, and he has killed seven thousand of the beasts within its borders. Near­ ly as many leopards have been slain. Giraffes and zebras to the number of nearly one hundred thousand each have been stripped of their hides for com­ mercial purposes, and have vanished from the Transvaal. The quagga has almost gone, the richly plumed ostrich is becoming rare, and the buffalo, gnu, eland, springbok, and wlidbcest are disappearing, Soon they, with the greater animats that once. In almost Innumerable hosts, roamed the plains and mountains of the Transvaal, wilt be gone to join that ever Increasing chain of “missing links."—A'.iisnoiwins Actors of Hpe experience are the fruit sf the green room. WALCOTTWEAKENED . A Tight Squeeze. Mew m m IlN M liS ft't hehtt M c*tHMl A Mfr-YMfi M l mm . m l •Eg MM A M i JaMfe- A Y hw M ■ffffiKBitfis le Didn’t Want to Buy Wine, But Ho Was Compelled To. Joe Wolcott hpd an experience at Corbett's place at Now York the other night, which serves to make him more careful about making offers to buy wine. Walcott knew that colored peo­ ple are not Wantsd at Corbett’s, and after Indulging, liberally in wine, bought by his manager, TomO'Rourke, ami some sports, Joe remarked: “I'd jest like to buy all ob you gen* elmen a quakt oh wine, but, mah word,* dey v,on't let no culed man buy noth­ in' here. Ah feel right mean not to bo able to reciprocity you air’s drinks." Just then John R. Consldine who has a half interest in the place, came along, and O’Rourke, winking, re­ marked: "Esy, John, break your rule once, cud let Joe buy. He wants to, and his money's good.” “Well, seeing that you ask the fa­ vor, Joe can go as far as he likes this time,” said Consldine. Joe turned ashen at the prospect of buying wine for the party, which now numbered fully a dozen. He tried to edge out. , "Ah’m fee Ha’ kiady faint. I guess Ithat ’ere wine goin* to make me sick, I’se got to get fresh air.” “No, you don’t!” cried the bunch; It’s an honor for you to be allowed to buy for us. Do you want to spend your money with colored folks?” "Good Gwad, no! I don’t get no money often colored folks. De white folks keeps me,” “You said you wanted to buy—were you four-flushing? Be game,” said O'Rourke sternly. “Well, Mistah O’Rourke, to done toll de truf, I’s dlsrempmbered dat I lef’ my money at home. I ain’t got do price. I fully appreciate de honab you do me.” . „ “Don’t speak to mo again. You are a doueo In a discarded deck,’ said O'Rourke. Some one bought, and Wal­ cott laughed. He was not offered a drink, and no one spoke to him. Then he weakened, „ , 'T’se a poor mah, hut I'll Jest buy de wlno for do crowd. It's goin’ to break me, but you’re ail my frien’s,” it took four quarts to aatlsfy the thirst of the crowd, and aa Joe hand­ ed oyer the bills tear drops glistened on tiio top one like dewdrops on tho sward, __ AN AERIAL FLIGHT. Extraordinary Adventure of an Italian Psasant Woman. v Teresa Falclola, an Italian peasant woman met recently with an extraor- dinary adventure. Near her home, In the village of Quama, which nestiea in a spacious valley, is a high and wood­ ed mountain, and there it was her custom to go several times a week for the purpose of collecting firewood. To bring this wood down from the- precipitous mountain to her cottage was quite an arduous task. Therefore, she sent it down by mean* of a strong metal wire, stretched from the valley up to the mountain top. . A few weeks ago she and her little daughter* ascended thi mountain, and, after gathering three goodly bundle* of wood prepared to send them down, jnat, however, a* th* mother had fas­ tened the first handle to th* Wire, and had launched It on R* Mwnward course, her weddlag tWg bmmme caught In th* rope with which th# bundle was tlsd, and In » *aah *h# was carried off her feet Md awept { ? ! £ % % % » wstelmd her a t «M i f * l f t w «M*f ilsht with uniu|{hf 'awlftnnat, and' then they ran down the mountain, fully expecting to find her lying dead at the end of the wire. • And their fear was quite natural, since the mountain top from whtch their mother had been torn is eight hundred yards above the valley. For* tunately, their fears proved to be groundless. They found their mother entirely uninjured. Yet, miraculous, indeed, was it that her life had not been crushed out of her at the end of her perilous descent. It would have been if her fail had not been broken before she reached the earth by some friendly branches. The bundle of wood, too, was in some measure a bul­ wark against the shock. Pirates Still in Canton. A daringlrifd by a body of pirates on one of the Canton Jails for the pur­ pose of releasing one of their com­ rades, who was lying there under sen­ tence of death, was made at the end of October, but the details were sup­ pressed by the local authorities. A band of about eighty pirates attacked the jail and overpowered the warders. They then liberated their comrade and eleven other bandits who were also under sentence of death, and fought their way hack to their boats, killing s number of the city trained bands who were called out to inter­ cept them. During the running light two of the pirates were killed, but the rest got away. The Empress Dow­ ager, on receiving the news of this ex­ ploit, though some of the details were concealed from her and from the Vic­ eroy, cashiered the governor of the jail and ordered an Inquiry to ascer­ tain whether he was in collusion with the pirates. She also ordered the trial of the local magistrate*who was re­ sponsible for the security of the pris­ on, and gave him the usual period of three months within which to recap­ ture the liberated criminals and the pirates who released them.*—London Times/ Had Three Wives Visit Him. Jimmy Farrell, who is locked up In the county jail at Detroit, Mich., charged with being disorderly, is a wizard with the ladies. He has a pug nose* and red whiskers, Every day three wives call upon him, meeting at the jail and going up to the cell to­ gether. All tnree claim to he married to Farrell, and he does not deny It, re­ ceiving their present* of pipes, tobac­ co, preserves, cakes,*etc., with a bored expression. They afs known by num­ bers with the jail officials. No. 1 Is a colored woman, No. I a prejmssesslng white woman, and the third Is a white woman old enough to b* his mother. The strange trio are not jealous, and even greet each other with warmth, and when the daily Interview is over leave the jail together, supporting the colored woman, who Is a cripple, Far* •'! vr,e recently stabbed by h jealous ■il rival, Had Begun ts Turn, The Hood One—If he drinks so much he will turn into a sot, The .Other One- Shouldn't wonder. The last time t saw him he was turn­ ing into n saloon.—New York Dress, Net f Bad BeereL "People often suffer from dyspepsia without knowing it,” “Well, At least, They never let any­ body else Mow; it/ ’^HChioaio Record, ♦tort —t wish Xwere n rimii. L e e *—Why so? Btort—Because a maser seen gate* •urteney,--Ohk**t New*. 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