The Cedarville Herald, Volume 23, Numbers 27-52

C O G ITA T IO N S !#**! Out*** fix* fMtifr* OWNM Taker* { iu3»' txisn sent » h t t i i , p ta tty nil t<> ;V’U m a lew question and it ^,'mstt* «8 that ju' is mighty inqufe- itivo fin*a” aian. y 0n m-i'ilii’t lull? t<» 11 $ any more the flu id ity ami iiiquisitivew-M of woman. Ho lias bile 1 a mail by tho turtle o f yiitriam u> prepare ami fo »<1out a b l 4lf to lie :u>kui. I t scorns to in it will take liim ft long time to look dvor all lli<* answers' ho got to Ins ini- |Rtiinoiit questions. l i e can’t ve- jm-inkr the half of them. Or if he iliips he won’t have time tor anything cW. ■ And the worst- of it is, you will do well not to get funny about it when ! von me naked any irrelevant question, iir yon may get into trouble. When the census Inker , asked us any real .impertinent question, wo objected on the ground that it was irrelevant, in­ competent, and loading. He said we plight answer or go to jail. We an­ swered as we had no particular hush i\m in jail. But if,we catch Mcn-inm out alone, we mean to lick him if we have to pay a fine of three dollars. ' What is it- his business whether we knmv who stoic Charley Boss, or what hc-famo of the, “ lost tribes of Israel?” We did not lose them We didn’t know they were lost till tho census taker asked us if wo knew where they . were. . , And when he asked if -there was a mortgage on our house and if it was a good, healthy one ami if we meant to take good care to keep it there, find if we-were on speaking terms with it and if it was in growing and thrifty condition, we should have thrown Mr. Merriain out of the house if ho had been here. Bu t of course his employes are not responsible for bis fool ques­ tion. And he asked: • •? “ Arc you a story teller?” “Bo you laugh at .other people’s jokes?” “Do you smoko cigarettes?” “Do you have fits?" “Can you say the Lord’s prayer?” . “Do you believe th a t the whale swallowed Jonah?” “ Have you a Bible in the house?” “ Do you believe all you hear?” ‘►Do you lielievo all you read in the Sunday school books?” “Did you write ‘Beautiful Snow’?” “ A rc ' you ,in favor of Bolva Lock- wood?’ •‘Have you ever been crazy?” “ Did Bacon write Shakespeare?” . “ Do you use Pear’s Soap?” Then ho asked if we had a mother- in-law. 4 HmV old she is and if in good health. That seems to us rather small business forn man of Merrinm’s stand­ ing to he going around over the coun­ try getting off thiunothcr-iu-law joko. We refused to budge, Merriain may p .i mad about i t i f he wants to, bu t W hold tha t there are some rights guaranteed an American citizen under thfe constitution. . We have not hoard from him yet. The census taker asked if we sup- ported our own children and i f so who wade tho living. Then he continued: “ Do you May out late nights and tell your wife you have ltten a t lodge?” "Are you the man who asks ‘is it hot enough for yon?” ’ "Dill you ever cnnbuct a . straw Vote?” “Do you argue politics? ’ "Ate you the oldest Mason?” “Are you a relic fiend?” “Ate you ft self made man?” "Did you over invent, anything?” “ Have yon got oorns?” Wo should think that Mr. Merriain rams his salary if ho has to learn all tliii:'!1 things and remember them. What smart men there are hi this country, • -Yon tiro easily? Your heart flip flop*, you tremble, and think you arc getting old, and fear someone will know it. You try to look plrasant, when in fart, you ftre puffing like a Meant engine, and can’t throw a lurick across a row path, without wheezing like a ehinghvmill. l)utyon)betyou*re not getting old. You have indigestion. Youhave let it run too long. You fan euro it by using Dr. Caldwell's Syrup i ’cpsin. It’s a aura shot, Hk\ Mk or #1 a bottle. Get it of C. M, Ilidgwny. More than 10,099 deaths oceurcd worn tholrra in a week m Itomnay, **d tho famino situation in lmlift wmains imaUerub 4a £fMania' stfiknliwis- Sir. A, Handem, writing from Cm joamit Drove, Fim, aaya there ha* quite art epidemic of diarrhoea *►»<'« Ilf had a wvera attack and *** rum! by four down of Uhwnhw- ■>«"« C'olir, ( ’hofrra ami Diarrhoea ■waosly. ID m j* ha abut nwma. it to 'ith*n aod they m y It la ■* b**t toebeia# Uwr m m . I t o N Migway, »#Wi AukhMt. Mr Henry Coy, sgu l i t, redding on the farm o f hi* eouniu, Aaron Gov, near tho Greene and Montgomery county fine, met his death Kuturday mght, by falling from u Rapid Transit cur. lie had I ktij tu Dayton to do some trading, uml carried two baskets o f groceries, A she neared bis home ho atom from his .seat, and went to the rear platform o» the ear, to 1 h >in readiness to alight. There is a sharp curve near Usa house, and ns the ear turned rapiiUy'arouiiil the curve, he lost his balance and feel off. H js head had struck ft fence post with terrific force and ho had been instantly killed, his skull and the loft side of his face being crushed in. Coroner Johnson held an inquest. Mr. Coy could probably have saved himself, had it not been for the two baskets he carried. l i e leaves a,/ widow and two sons. The funeral services occurred Monday afternoon. ; AreYouConstipated? Do you have that tired fooling? Do you feel sluggish, billious and out of sorts generally? Do you have sick headache? Do., you have pimples, eruptions, blotches, ulcers, sores or other results of constipation? The Sewer of tho body must lie kept in an active, .healthy coiulitiou and nothing doe? it so well as. Bailey's' Laxative Tablets. Their use brings on a clear, rosy, beautiful complexion, A tab­ let or two taken a t night makes you feel fine in the morning, lOo packages contain 20 tablets, and CO in 25c packages. Tablets chocolate coated. The written signature of W. J . Bailey on each package. Sample free. They promptly relieve and then cure con­ stipation Sold by 0 . M. Ridgway. Doctors may stive tlie life of Pedro Nore, who tell from a cherry tree and broke, his neck a t New York. White Man Tarnacl Yellow. Great consternation was felt by the friends of M. A. Hogarty of Loxing ton, Ky ., when they saw he wns tu rn ­ ing yellow. Iiis skin slowly changed color, also his eyes, and ho sutFered terribly. Iiis mnlady was Jaundice, He was treated best doctors, bu t without Then he was advised to try Bitters, the wondeiful Stomach and Liver remedy, and he writes: “ After taking two bottles I was wholly cured.” A trial proves its matchless merit for all Stomach, Liver aud Kidney troubles. On,ly 50c,, Sold by Ridg* way & Co., druggist. Yellow l>y the benefit. Electric Tho fourth and Inst quarterly-meet ing services for this conference .year Will he h e ld 'Ju ly 14 and 15., The order of services is as follows: Satur­ day 2:30 p. m, preaching, followed by Conference; 7;30 p. m. review of Mis­ sionary Conference held in New York. Sabbath 9:30 a. m,,. Love Feast; 10:45 n. m., preaching and communion. At Clifton, Sabbath 3:00 p.m., preaching and communion. The public is cor­ dially invited to nttcud all these ser­ vices. Rev, 0 . IV. Barnes, D I)., tho Presiding Elder, will he present the entire time.. Tli» Appetite of a Gout Is envied hy all whose Stomach and Liver are out ot order. B u t such should know th a t D r. King’s New Life Pills, give ft splendid appetite, sound diges­ tion nml a regular bodily habit that insures perfect health and gront energy. Only 25c a t Ridgway & Co’s Drug Store. Gen. Wood has removed n number o f Iiigh-salariel professors in the Uni­ versity of Havana. —A gentleman recently cured of dyspepsia gave the following appro­ priate rendering o f Burns’ famous messing: “ Some have meat and can­ not cat, and some have none tha t want it; bu t we have meat mid we can cat. Kodol Dyspepsia Cure lie thanked.” The preparation will di­ gest what yon eat I t instantly re­ lieves aud radically cima indigestion and all stomach disorders, t* ^ ^ ,.r ..r_r —There are no better pills made than DeWitt’s L ittle Early Risers. Always prompt and certain. Ridg­ way « Co., Druggists. A JADCO UOHSt. The Whip May Spur Hfai o:i « Short Dis- tattce. When n horse becomes worn and tired he may bo urged on by the whip in the hamls of a heartless driver, hut reason would say, let him rest mid feed and give him time recuperate, then he will renew his jiurncy with ease and without fatigue. When the stomach becomes tired itui weak from impure blood a dose can he taken that will stimulate it on to do the work of digestion, hut it is only a stimulant, and soon the stom­ ach becomes dependent on this assist­ ance, The proper and only way to have a healthy stomach is tor make the blood pure and the liver healthy. Knox Htomaeh Tablets arc a now combination of remedies fried mid tested; They purify tho blood, make the liver healthy, and cure nmont" ness, dyspepsia, biliousness, loss ot appetite, catarrh, and amstipation A single box’will restore the bloom of health to the check and send pure blind coursing through the veins. An immediate relief for indigestion aud a positive cure for dyspepsia, I f unable to * rm * them *>» y«»‘r local drnggiM, send fifty cents to the Knox Chamical t/o , jhm lo Cr'-fk, Kwh,, and a ftiH ^ hox will he «H 0 W I 0 His n iN a n Hfcwwmd on the ftewery and New Nicholson Mourns. Jonus A. Nicholson, US years o3il, a fireman of the J2lh nmtallon, tho hraft- uuartors t,f which Is in ilio thn-ough of tho Tinmx, came down town to ace the Bowery, The only article of Jewelry ho wove was a heavy gold aeat ring which « ,,w,° Ansel* of htu left hand. After Mchuieun had wandered a l^ u t the Umvery for some lime, had drown*t in one or two of the mu.*lo hallo -and tried his hand a t target practice fn the shooting naUevh-o, ho met a man a t 1 corner of .Alton utrcDi, Tho man' \vn;3 pix feet tall, broad f:h»uldcred and : athletic looking. j ‘ft'hat'8 a nice hnnJroine ring you) have on, pardner," he observed. “Yes,” replied Nicholson, taking the ring off: "glad you like It, my jmothet gave it to me," • Nicholson handed the ring to tho ath­ letic looking stranger who ctrapjhtway fled down Allen street, lie had covered a block and turned a corner before the astonished Nicholson started after him. Then H was too late, Whefi Nicholson reiiched the corner around which the man with Ills ring had disappeared there wan no one In sight Nicholson went back to tho r.owery told his troubles to Policeman Ttynn and they set out to find the thief. “Them fellers are always hangln* 'round the Rowcry,*' tho policeman said, confidently, "and yeu'll find him sooner or later If you keep looking.". j At Forsyth and Rlvlngton streets, three quarters of an hour afterward, ■ Nicholson picked out a broad-shoul­ dered man, six feet tall, and told Ryan that ho was the thief, Ryan arrested the man and took him to tho Fldrldgo street police station. Ryan stood his prisoner up before Sergeant : John Ifayes, who prepared to take his pedi­ gree,.. “Your, name?" demanded Hayes. "John Hayes,*" replied the prisoner, unhesitatingly. "Your name and-no nonsense," thun­ dered the pergeant. * "John Hayes.” replied the prisoner again, v “You’re a llnr," said the sergeant. The prisoner , insisted th a t he was Hayes, that he was a printer, and that he lived at T(? Delaney street. He de­ nounced the arrest as an outrage, The ■ring was not found on .the prisoner, hut Sergeant Hayes locked him up any way.—N, Y. Sun, Southern Hospitality. At dinner the talk turned on. South­ ern hospitality, and many were the In­ stances related of It before a pretty young Southern matron had a chance to tell her story. “When my husband waft In business In the South several years ago,” she said, "the manager .of the Boston firm whose agency bo held wns taken sud­ denly ill while In om* city. He was alone In the hotel and, t told my hus­ band to bring him to the lvbuso. “It turned out that he he ’ typhoid pneumonia, and. for five wreeisa ho was just about ns sick an a man could he and get well again. I nursed him with as much care as if ho had been my own husband, and when he finally recovered the doctor told him that If It had not. been for my nursing he nefver would have gotten well. "The day he was leaving he thnnked me for taking care of him and pressed a five dollar bill into my hand. I was so mad I hardly knew what to do, and I said: ‘When I do a kindness I don't charge anything for It, but If I wns gonfg to charge'any thing It would he a heap sight more than that.1 And light then and there I called my colored mold and, handing her the money, said, ‘Here, Mary, ,1s something Mr; P ratt is giving for your trouble.’ And xvhat do you think that man whom I. had nursed back to life said: " ‘So this la your Southern hospital­ ity, Is it?’ Every time I remember that fellow’s sneer I wonder If you people up here really know xvhat hospitality means/’—-N. Y, Herald. The fastest cntlsmr In the world hog recently been completed for China. The new cruiser Is to be known as the Ha! Tien, of 4,400 tons, and under natural.draught, will have a Bpeed of 23.6 knots per hour. At this rate she could cress the Atlantic in about four and one-half days. HM SAIL A jiiwi of proiHTty, «Uu- niul on Main Hi., Galarvillc, mipobiii Heiglcrt Bakery, Tlio Jut tfi{)x250) Jisisn ciiitmi :ui<! Well, algo n number of Irutfc tree*, Address, J. W. M c L ean . W ai It A Miracle? •‘The marvellous cure o f M m , Ileua J , Htout. ot Con'sutnptiou hag created intense excitement in (.’nnininek, Iud .” writes Marion S tuart, a leading d rug­ gist ofM uneie, Tint. Himonly, weighed 99 pounds when her dw to r in York* town said she must soon die. Then she began to use Dr. King’s New Dig fovety nml gained 37 pounds in weight and xvns completely cured.” I t has cured thousands or hopeless cusps, and positively guaranteed to euro all Throat, Chest aud Dung di­ seases 50c nml *1.00, T nn l bottles free at Ridgway & Go’s d rug store. Franklin's Laat Word*. Mr. Moncuro D. Conway, always a careful scholar and excellent author­ ity, writes to the London Athenaeum that he has found In the archives of the Department of State In Parts a letter from Louis Otto, who was tho French Charge d'Affalres In1Philadel­ phia, dated May 10, 1790, In which, writing of Benjaciln Franklin's last words, he says: “A tow minutes be­ fore his dissolution he repeated thoso words based upon tlio religion ho had made for himself th a t ’a man was never perfectly horn until after his death.'” Mr. Conway believes that Ottn, who x.as well acquainted with tins Franklin family, had good author, ity for the Incident reported to his government, and th a t these were real­ ly the philosopher's last words, In­ stead ot thoso attributed to him by Parton, who write-3 In hts own well- known biography: “Some one ad­ vising him to change his position so that be might breathe easier, lie said; ‘A dying man can do nothing easy.’ Those were the las t words of hJc that have 1 k ,on recorded."—Chicago Trf- ii-'no* —YOUNG MEN WANTED, with fair education and good character to LEARN TELEGRAPHY , Railroad accounting, and typewriting. This is endorsed by all leading railway com­ panies us the only perfect and reliable institution of its kind. All ottr grad­ uates are assisted to positions. Ladies also admitted. Write for free cata­ logue. (Fall term opens August 15 th ) Gloho Telegraph College, Lexington, Kentucky. ' jn 9 Another Sunday Excursion to Col* umbits via Pennsylvania Lines Ju ly 8th, One Dollar round trip from Cednrvillc on special train at 9:00 a. m., central time; reluming leave Columbus 8:00 p. m., same, day, via Pennsylvania Lines. Mindrya and Olentangy Parks ofler exctirsioists every opportunity for rest and recren- lion. Base Bnli: Columbus vs, Youngstown. Summer Outings. . • ' t . Whivu tr>Xi's siiut llow to (let Then*. The Heaehore, Mountain ntul Lake Resorts constitute the most attractive pleasure grounds for the summer idler. They are within easy roach via-Penn­ sylvania Lines,- and agents of that railway system will furnish full infor­ mation about rates, train service and through car comforts to any o f the summer Imvens. They will assist in arranging details for vacation trips and give valuable information freu iof charge. Apply to the nearest Penn­ sylvania Lines Passenger and Ticket Agent and he relieved of all bother in shaping preliminaries for your sum-, met* outing and vacation trip. E. $. Keyes, Agent, Ccdarville, Ohio. Excursion Rates to Cincinnati. ;For?the meeting of the B. Y. P . U., tickets to Cincinnati will be sold via Pennsylvania Lines at single fare for round trip, Ju ly 10, 11, 12 aud 13th, good, returning until Ju ly 17, inclu­ sive, with privilege of extension to August lOlii. For details see local Passenger and Ticket Agent of the Pennsylvania Lines. AReliableWomanWanted! We want a reliable woman in every county to establish a corset parlor for the sale of Dr. Nichols’ Celebrated Spiral Spring Corsets. The best pop­ ular-priced custom made corsets in the world. Latest styles. Every corset is warranted not to break or rust, ab­ solutely impervious to moisture or perspiration. A neiv pair given for every pair that breaks. Guarantee printed on each corset. Recommend­ ed by over’ 10,000 physicians. Wc furnish complete stock and pay n sal­ ary of 840 to 805 per month and ex­ penses; 83 sample outfit free. Send 10 cents postage for sample and terms. N ichols ’ M anckactuiuno C o ., New Gammn, Conn. C A S T O R IA For Infanta and Children. TluKMYu HanAlwajt Bug!! Bears tho Signature of i IT* PATENTIftMf (ta t vmj besecuredby our aid. Addresii, THEPATENTRECORD. IMtfiiiNfl M4* •vbecrfpilcnft (0 Tho IV.CRt Eecorrt li-OOpcrinmur* imw wiwww mi — 111 1mi iivmmmmmmmmmm* Our Sem i-A nnua l C learance Sa le of Sum m er Goods -WILL BEGIN* Monday, July 9, at 8 a, n . ClR murphy * Bro. Co. 4M. ftO. 4S. 64, 66, gfffiftffafei, OM«. WeakMen ~~ MADE STROM. : OOfWH.T Tilg OLD m w m m . . 2 0 T e a r s OURINfl HEN Mr frStt lb# (pit effort# iltrr.Ounltt- letter to HMfMtefj ¥ * H o w to ¥ ¥ i i- , :Tnr- ■ , , - 1 / ■UammrHlwtyUM«r ---->!*]»« sumoota Buy Silverware: mwHHMu tMThUfufTime*9* MIDDLEABEDM H - tS S ^ J S S y old.MHTmltofftxeMCMor ... youthful btWm, andwtKi*ro troubled by too frequent •Tucwftlona ofib* bidder, ■ssfd«s*w' B l o o d D i s u s e s Of hi tin FIRST* SKQOlfO ami THIRDStaBM Made Part MStataSt^ehloago, III, rOU can alwayft find a t tlic old reliable Meat Shop of C , W . C r o u s e 's Choice Beef, Pork Sausage, Veal, Lard, . Bologna, Wenerwust Bacon, Hams, Sugar Cured Shoulders. Givo ua a tria l and ho eon- ’ incod. \ See that it is Stamped With a Reliable Trade Mark Such as “1847 Rogers Bros.” which is the identifying mark on all that famous make of Silverware; and, purchase it from KYLE &TATE, 'Xenia Ohio. -Insure Your Propertyin the Old Reliable- ill Incorporated 18.10.' ' *■- - - T H I S company insures Farm property lor One Per Cent, * and under. Town and Mercantile property, for 60 cents and upward. Beni ember, there is no policy fee charged. Drop me card or call. Will be in town every Saturday. W . E. DEAN, Agent, CedarviUe, Ohio. P ine and Oak Fencing* A full line o f Dimensions, Siding, ( Flooring^ Ceiling, Finished in White and Yellow Pine, Poplar and Hemlock. Farm Gates, Richmond Fences, Locust and Chestnut P o s ts . Shingles: White Pine, Red Cedar and Hemlock. Doors, - Sash, Blinds and Mouldings. Glass 8x10 to 40x40. Largest stock in town American Window, Screens F ly Proof T ry thorn “A little b it crowded” for Room and Desire an Opportunity to Figure on Tour Bills. - k = v = s 3 W o W a n t Y o u r T r a d e . J. M. k SON, PABPETS k MATTiGS ’ ¥ Correct Prices. Up-to-date Styles. I F y o u ’re t h i n k i n g o f p u r c h a s in g a c a rp e t y o u m a k e * a m i s t a k e by n o t s e e in g o u r d e s ig n s a n d g e t t in g o u r p r ic e s before look ing e lsew h e re . S ID ROOM S U IT ES , SEDE BOARDS , • n r w t r nnT T r fT nw a . r i l l l l l v . 1 I. f t o n i g l I J I J y I J l i i l i g i m y . 1 fimiiHi IhMlir. I I . M (*M M j I j A n ,