The Cedarville Herald, Volume 25, Numbers 1-26

flreade Jkisic House, 74 Arcade, ■S P R I N G F I E L D , O . 45 Bast M a in S t , X E N IA , Q , . 2 large liareroeros % Factory Prices. . Cash or Easy Payments. ‘Special Sale T h is Month Nice in \v- Pianos fully vvnr- rained, at exception illy low .price?. We furnish ,a stool, nn elegant scarf and instruc­ tion book with e;t?b piano. Tne I udwig* , • i - , * K r a t i i c h & B a d A 2t U Kimbal l R i a n o s At figures wherein the recollections' quality muni os long after the price forgotten.' dome and see the nnu many other bargains this month. ' For Catalogues and Prices addiv F. B. MILLER, 74 AKOADE. SPllIKUMELt), l C i n c i n n a t i D i v i s i o n . HfensilvaniaLines] f SchadultfitPassenoorTralns-ConlralTlma Westward. -Colctpali.iiulv, ■A lto n ..... W.Jofl'erBon1* London ICIivrlMtsa Selma Ccdarvlllo Wllberforeo X e n U ... Spring Vac.4* Koxttnna,... V»J jht I1I# " Oregdnlft..^*' Ft. Anoltot" Morrow...... *• So.Lebonon'1 Loveland..." Milford....‘ Batavia Jo." 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The halls aye not very ueqi underground, and when the weather is cold or dry tktv worms dig deeper. In winter worms plug up the doors of their houses, and tins is done often by dragging into it ft plant stem that Will fit i t Thev carry into their homes leaves and sttuk /3 to mul tliQv bring' out and throw away things'' which they no not like, Worms ■usually coiytV out of their holes.at night or in wet weather. If they'get far from their homes, they cannot find their way back. Then they make a now hole. Each worm lives alone. In the evening or early morning or /lur­ ing rain you will often find worms" with their heads stuck out of their doors. Tlioy do not come put when the sun is shining bright, as live heat dries worms up very _fas„t and; kills .theniy Birds- .know .the habits -of worms and search for them at sunrise or after sunset or while it is raining.' A worm ■will die in ’one day in dry air, but wilt live for. Weeks under water. Young worms .know as well how to Tnuld their houses, and carry things in and out of them as do bid worms. Answered. A certain learned, professor was instructing-a class of schoolboys .about the circulation of the blood. To make sure that they understood he proceeded to. question them.' ‘/Can you tell me/' said he, “.why it is that if I were to stand on my head there would: be a rush of blood to my head and that.there is it‘o .rush of .blood to the feet when I stand upon them?" For a moment there was silence, and then a small boy' answered: “It's because ypur feet are not empty, sir." , Stoves Are-Not Needed. A tribe of. natives known as Mao­ ris, living in New Zealand, cook their potatoes and other articles of food in a very novel way. There axe sev­ eral volcanoes in the land, and many of the Maoris live up in the morn- tains' near them. In various placco volcanic steam and hot. water issue from the ground. The natives make use of these in preparing their meals.’ __ Can You Circle a Cane? Tell any oho about, this trick, and .the chances arc ton to oneithat he will laugh anti say, how easy it is.- Induce him then to do it, and you will soon find that it‘will he you .and not he who will laugh. All that the victim has to do is to stand in the middle of a room in the position showii in tlio accom­ panying picture. The cane over which he is to stoop should he._stout <?andstrong and its handle should be mm® Kf AM 10 12 7*2010 17 7*28U- 7 36 ^... ?4?U; 6*h0*44 lrilOO c*32 3*42 001136 AM AM fi 50 j *4 40 j *8 00 ‘519 “8 4 ? 641 iiio — . 7 Mill 581260118 ! PM ( PM IPM! PM > PM IT n AM •1131 TT pat 10*4f Biiwttn »wiaafl«M» OwtenvBwhmoiii. lAMTM'r" ‘f t .A4n.ni/t4r'".4» WESTWARD. Sfffto|Jt«t4 ly itUrvij'g/. *' X m I». Ptjttn BrMrttt*'/ DM h *.....•' ■ “ .. fiWwiHMiar.4 "TB 754 815 EASTWARD Elder***; Dededtt.." 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"uh5e nun fin* Manager of a Brain h Office wv wish to open hi thi- vicitiity. Here is a gn»d t»pn.iiig tor Bin tifilit rmttt, •Kindly give gnod refireut'i1when wrifinc. fHEA. r. MORRIS HHdtrsilE HOUSE, a’ISMSNvH, OJIiO. Hitiofinted rtifa!e;mc 4 f t j Htmp.i r« i’sire « Coni tit One0«y.' Take huicative Brormt Tali cm All <!tuj/i.hm relifi-d *1-’ u inuy if it }«ila t;» i‘M.\ K* O jovc V pimuduve hi nn f-ubti hnx. £ >"* BnbiKirihe for the i f *uhl. Si I . S S i P i 4)1..-u« -.x Tr, g t; t , )jr» IX ALU ' CONDENSED STORIES. Joel Chandler Harris' State o f Ideail Happines*. Joel Chandler Ham*, whose re-, cent retirement -from journalism has given-him $0 much more time for novel writing that his third sto­ ry written since this period of great­ er leisure /is already in course of serial publication, is as true a Geor­ gian at heart as. by birth. Not long ago gome ono said to him; “Well, Mr. Harris, for n man who loves to write and who ean write as you ean your present state of leisure must be ideal," “I don't know about that,” Mr, Harris replied slowly, “I never stopped to figure it out before, hut I think my ideal .state of happiness would b’e a cold night,:a hot fire and taters in the ashes," j ■ ■ *** ...-•".1*■-"!l' . *•. The intimidated Book Agdnt, : Several senators were discussing in the cloakroom the other day their 'experiences in getting rid of objec­ tionable visitors. •oThe talk recalled, an episode in the life of the late Jus- THIS IBTHECORRECT*POSITION. pressed against his forehead. More­ over, his left hand should be dosed and should rest oh his left knee. After standing thus for two or three minutes he i.s to moye^ slowly around the stick, still retaining the samn attitude. This circular mo­ tion he will not be able to continue very long, for a strange giddiness will gradually -overcoma him, and his only hope of safety lies in stag­ gering to some piece of furniture, which he can gra/sp. The Cuecn'A.Messenger. Spider, r.pir.Mr, yoti’re very late! WJt.i1 do you mink will be your fate Should the fairy nueon ami court Arrive To find Vie tent you promised to spin Of tlio gliwsloat weir at pfrclooly five ■ Not ready for holding the dance a In? She may change you Into a tiny gnat Or a fly opsoautblrtg worse than thill There’s only an hour b. fuie the t an To finish the room for our tlanuo tonight, So that when the dew shall fall ; It will fipartgldall with silver light You've wash <i tires Ift caUhlni; fll.'s; I read the truth fn.your eight grAu ryesi To work wlih a will, for tlio sun te low. And eoon Uie moon cOtncs over the mil. The fnlrlcwl-uih* to gather, you know, Ansoon no they hrai*the whippoorwill. Haste, then; spin, or you'll be too late. The ftth-y quecwwHI never wait, • Amt tf;Tpavmon h& . The simiT gray roof with new pearls sprend. » The-Silk,mme for the fttiry£«{. . Oh, spider, you may «iaate®r.Kli dread! -*Tudor jenltt 10 St, Nichols#. —We fcf at the table Inf'ethcr. •8he Wrt arity gh uce over at me, 81Wt-eriainly limkr-rl like an aug"l lK)U 0 barleyI Please (fftlcr mo Itm-ky Mfluntaiti 'res/' LETERFROMBRUCECOL . L|TS, INT|EPHILIPINES. i.Comlnuid flora L'litt Pa«->e,/ ' “snow THEBCODNBRIUi .UPTOME!" rice Field of the,‘supreme court, whose temper was of the most iras­ cible kind. He had given instruc­ tions to his servant on a certain. morning that he was not to he dis­ turbed. Presently there came'a ring at" the doorbell, and an aggressive hook agent appeared, “I want to see Justice Field,” he said. . . - . “Y6u cannot see him,” was the reply, ■“I must see him.” “Impossible/' ,, . The conversation grew more em­ phatic until finally the persistent book agent's demands echoed through the house, ■At that .mo­ ment Justice Field, who .had been attracted by the altercation, appear­ ed at the head of the stairs;. “.William/' he said' in a fiercely angry tone, “show the brazen, .infer­ nal scoundrel up to uie. If you can­ not handle him, I wiP ” The hook agent ’ma.;c no further effort to break into the justice's presence.—Washington Post. She Didn't See the Word3.. The author of that vaudeville top liner classic lcnown to^an admir­ ing matinee world as “Skinny’s Fin­ ish” is a versatile young man nam­ ed Taggart, who is'also a writer bf popular songs. From his facile pen flowed that well known lyric “The Moth and the Flame,” the theme be­ ing taken, from Clyde Pitch's emo­ tional play of tho same title. In the course of a recent “shop talk" at tho American Dramatists' club Mr. Taggart was telling of the ardu­ ous practice it had cost him before He could write badly enough to strike the music publishers’ fancy, and he mentioned “The Motli and tlic Flame" as the lowest depth he had sunk to and the most success­ ful, ' . “How did you ever get Effie Shan­ non's permission to dedicate the song to her?" asked ft fellow drama­ tist. “Whv, by not allowing her to see the Words," was the frank Teply. We want.ft Branch Manager in this county to handle our constantly in­ creasing business} Hilaryiind expenses} no experience required. Address, Cashing Remedy Company, Chicago, 111 , ' mh Eloquent on Both Sides. Senator Ooriuart of Maryland i n ' a recent speech in Baltimore said: “I remember during my former serv­ ice in the United States senate when we hftd quite a sharp division in our ranks. One very great man intro­ duced a resolution which some of us thought was unwise. He made a half hour speech, full of- eloqucuco and force, in favor of this resolu­ tion, Just before he sat down I caught his eye and shook my head. The great man turned at ottceto tlio president. “Mr. President,” he said, “ that was one side of the question.- There is another side.” He then spoke with' equal- eloquence and force against the resolution for half an hour. Ho Said it was too seriofti a matter to take snap judgment oir and ended hv moving to adjourn,, Afterward he came over to me find asked, “What the devil is i f alt about anyway?” The Immortal*. The Prcnch academy has appro­ priated a sum for the maintenance of nil album in which three.photo* graphs of every immortal, one show­ ing tho full face and two the profile, will he carefully preserved, Whetf an mademidnif dies, it is usual' to adorn what may be called the liter­ ary Hot. } des Invalided $itb his, hiinf, hut occasionally the sculptor, e.vporicnees diilieuliy in finding « trustworthy representation of the departed great, A SIGHT WORTH to get ou t and push. We got off after awhile aud anchored until daylight. On we went again. About 10 s . u>. we ran into a shoal filled with coral boulders. By using poles and mrs we got off ju st in tiipp, for a strong wind catne up ami we were soon bouncing; over white Capa, Bu t m a short time we got to port and I was glad o f it for I was tired and sleepy. ; We paid fiOcents a day for lhe prao and the; whole twelve days’ outing did not cost over , 67 apiece. But a twenty- foot boat is a crowded place for ten people, and I want’a bigger one next time. You ask if I am near any o{ the fighting, No, not nearer than Samar, i and the channel between Samar and Masbate is from thirty to sixty miles- wide, so there is little danger. Tins island I believe is perfectly safe. I ’d go anywhere alone and risk taking care of mvself. - The natives' fixed .occupation, for the most part; seems (0 be to see how little work they can do,and Jive. They do tialt a good b it and work to get a little jice, but they Jive, mostly, on fish, cumotes (sweet potatoes'), chick- ,ens, pigs, ,cocoannts and bananas, uoue of which cost them anything to raise. Nearly all will steal if given a chance. A t present, teaching them to read and write,' hut especially to **tulk English,” is the plan. In foul' years English is to be the oificiai language,-and it behooves all natives to learn it, We need only, learn Spanish (or the native dialect) tor our convenience, but that is a great consideration, and we both can talk Spanish, and some sentences in the Visayah language; V e have not bad a very large attendance at school this month on account of bad weather, but it has averaged about sixty a day. All (he official letters which I re­ ceived today were addressed to Pain* nas, so I suppose I have, been trans­ ferred to that place, but as none con .mined an official notice to thnt effect, and I .was told not to go until officially notified, I do not know how Jong I may be here. You had best address ill further letters to Masbate, Masbate Province, Dept, of Educ, We will hjws vaealimi,about the first of May and then I do not know where I will he. I will he glad to getaway from h.re. 'The' Presidente has been so slow about.doing anything for us- ev?n now the school house isn’t over baif done.. But everything goes slow here, If n'inu'n had not the least ten­ dency to laziness before coming here, it would soon develop—and alas! I am afraid mine is developing- But as ,a prao goes in the morning and I* wmt to write several more letters to send but I will say AtHos to all; Yours, G. B. UOLUNB, —Fo» B unt —‘Best office roopi Hi Uedarvillfe—over Hitchcock’s billiard room. ■ J , P, Chow. IS O U R D I S P U A Y O F EASTER SHOES AND OXFORD TIES. It is. the most attractive and unique Imfr on to d a y s market, showing t latest shapes in straight and sw ing lasts, and ail ^ the popular leathers. T o know tha t the.pnces are right and within reach of a ll you have only to glance £t the following; Men’s extra fine welt shoes in Patent Yici, Colt, . Yici Kid, Velour and,Box Calf Leathers ; $2.50, $3, $3.56 andv$ 4 * 5 °* ' ‘Men’s Medium Dress; aud , Shop Shoes 9 5 cj $1.25, $1*50 and $1^90. Boys’ Shoes for dress and heavy wear, $ 1.00 $1.25, $1.25 arid. $2.50 Youths' School and DreRs Shoes, 7 5 c > $ 1 .0 0 , $1.25 and $1.50. Ladies Dress Shoes in Welt and Turns,- Patent Calf, Colt and Fine Dongcla Kid, $ 1 - 9 0 , $ 2 4 5 * $ 2-90 a n d $3 -50 - Ladies’ Shoes for mediumdress and serviceable wear, 95c, $1.25 and $145 . Misses-Shoes for dre&smid school,wear, $1.00 $1.25, $ 145 and $1.45. - Childreffs-Shoes, 5O.C, 75c,- $1, and $1.25,- luGrate' Moccasinsami Soft Sole Shoes all colora, IOC to $OC. • ' m 1 These goods have individuality and style as well as the best material and workmanship. W e ask you to. come investigate; comfortable chairs and obliging clerks at your service. . . . . Very Respectfully, Y O U NG & N I S L E Y , 7 East Main St., S P R I N G F I E D , O H i d . >-.vj THE PRONUNCIATION FAD. Where polite usage gets its au­ thority nobody knows. Now it is saying that “valet,” this final testa­ ble of which we have learned to givs offhand with a highbred “a," rtmll he anglicized just R3 “parquet" was &few years ago and shall appear in t polite Society in its ■ plain English stiibbiness. I t is likely that we shall all stumble and stutter and make mistakes at first, but eventual­ ly fall in line of “ets.” There, are those who claim that a polite "suburb" should have Along “u,” that “tapestry’’ should be "a" longand that the sun never “shone” politely with a long “a " The same authorities are busy with the hew automobile importa­ tion, "chauffeur" (sho-feur), which has been, called everything that ia polite; I t might be called some* thing more, for it is not -a truthful term. I t means when interpreted “fireman," “stoker? and is innocent* ly a good joke on our millionaires Who speed their own auto%.-~Greafs Round World. Would Smash the Club; If members of tho "Hay Fever A b . wii-iation”.would.use Dr. Kina’s New Discovery for Consumption, the club would go to pieces^ for it always cures this malady—and Asthma, the kind that' baffles the doctors—it wholly drives from the system. Thousands of once hopeless sufferers frofii Consump­ tion, Pneumonia, Bronchitis qwejlheir lives and health to it. I t conquers Grip, saves little ones from Croup and Whooping Cough, and is positively guaranteed for all Throat and Luug troubles. SQc, $1,00. Trial bottles tree nt Ridgwny & Co. YOUR SUMMEROUTING. *■ ',1 - ■ The printers- *will deliver about April 15th the 1902 editiou of "Day­ light Trips on the Detroit and St. Clair Rivers,” a publication issued foir free distribution by the White Star Line. • . p , . . The magazine is profusely illustrat ed, showing the .‘‘thousand aud one’ interesting scenes along Lake Erie, Detroit river and Lnke St. Clair, be­ sides scenes local to Toledo, Detroit and Port Huron, the three principal cities located on the White Star Line. In addition, reading matter descrip five of points of interest will be found therein which are worthy of your time and perusal. J. W. CONRAD, General Agent, Toledo, Ohio; Forltie ComxtopToo. The complexion always suffers from bilmu6hel3 or constipation. Unless the bowels are kept open the impurities from the body appear in the form of unsightly eruptions, De Witt’s Little Early Risers keep the liver and bowels in' healthy condition and remove the cause of such troubles. C, E. Hooper, Albany, Ga,, snyt, " I took DeWitt’s Little Early Risers for biliousmss. They werejust what I needed. I am feeling better now than in /fnrs.” Never gripe or distress. Safe, tlior ough aud gentle. The Very best pills. / O. hi. Ridgwny A n y t h i n g . N eed ed ' Can be supplied from M cM illan ’s furniture house where you have a goo&^Ti'ne frorii wh ich 1 to select. C h a ir .s R d c k f i r s Ootielies** C e n t e r T a b l e s S id e b o a r d s B e d s t e a d s . B d l f i t - t r c s s s e s s s p r i n g s -> D r e s s in g ' S t a n d s Inspect our ca.rpe.ts and compare our prices with other houses. , J. H. HcMiHan, Cedarvllie, O. Funeral Director Furniture Dealer* Mothers 1 ttmrs I Thic w n n rW - v , SY „ _ his ondef- f ful remedywill saveyour child’s lifewhenattacked by- Croup, It always cures Whooping arid MeasleCough. Forahad> stubborn coldinthefield# chest# throat or lungsy it is invaluable. Doses are small. Children like i t Sc.’.'.l hy alt ( Insists, trie* aj ccsU - j- Russianizing Finland. . , . - Tho Russification of Finland pro- coeds apace, A correspondent of a Lbiulon paper, writing from Odessa, says that scarcely a week passes hut (Otae new; imperial ukase, mlnistfe- ,rial edidt or gubernatorial order de­ prives the Finns of one or another of their old self governing institu­ tions, rights, and privileges. Fin* land, he Kays# ran no longer be call- ed arr autonoiuous grand ducal ap­ panage of the imperial crown. The latest ministerial edict# promulgat­ ed at Helsingfors, orders tho dis­ bandment of the Finnish metropoli­ tan police, who arc to be forthwith ioplaced bv Russians, and the Rm aiao syutem of organl*atiOtt *fld $4 mWefemtion. , Digests what you eat# -This preparation contains alt of the digestams and digests all kinds of food, Itgivcslnstantlellcfandnovot falls 1ocure. I t allows you to cal. all the foodyouwant. Themoit s'»« mvc stomachs can takelt. By it'-u cmany thousands of dyspeptics Juyc been cured after everythirg cl-’Cfailed. It prevents formation of^riun U .i'tpn ach, relieving all dlstre-mift---•a*!.ng, Dieting unnecessary. Flcasanttutake It 6a«k*t Ni p , . . . -• b t i i d o $ tm goftti K $ l e l ' D m * # D i s t i l wfint . WlnUr la tho Patent Season. ‘ This is the busy season with Uie commissioner of patents. I t is a^ fact not generally known, however/ that the busy season in the patent office invariably occurs helween De­ cember and April. Few would dream of a "busy season” in the matter of applications for patents and would naturally ■ suppose ttint about the jsame numbd* wore filed one month as another, but such is not the case. - By far the larger number of appli­ cations reach the commission dur­ ing the aforesaid period.-—Washing- ( ton Star. • s CASTO! 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