The Cedarville Herald, Volume 25, Numbers 27-52

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And cowLem#, -ml bwrest ‘treatment (![cv itli lireabove, 4 * ; V ; .- ., Fifo ami lee m m ; * ' , . ^ | t afl.WiijDft Biot® 'j '"1 atvoet. ■ 1 lO. ,. »- 1 ’ c c l r f o 9 9 7 , 9 6 0 The kb 3 is*S' of State at tho' general 1932. a;* 'it;- test correct estimate* 1 *- ,-ir :;.y h ramie, making a~ WhatvOl&eIheTotal VotO in C<\in for . •-■ -taryc State election, to' be held t>a TwV'rv, N • i .=. •r .-,v $12,000 will-1)2 ps3~ .<• •’a ; $ 12 ,000 additional; ii an ■ 3? $24,000 for a comet i i , - ,. in additional sum of $SO.‘^00 v-.,' *’ ,.lvc« by rlio Daily Enquirer for ^n:exact correct estimate if t r a c e d on <■? before July 31, 1902, provided suck estimate is made.'by,a m.T.dffy'sub*■- A ct t(j the Daily Enquirer at time of making such “estimate, , ,, There are 4,187 cash prizes ip cii, several of which equal a life-time competence. .» . • ‘ , $r.QQ for a year’s subscrixAtcn to the Weekly Enquirer entitles sub­ scriber to one estimate.. $1.50 for a monthly subscription to Daily Enquires entitles subscriber to one estimate. \ , • go cents, Without any subscription privilege, entitles .subscribers to additional estimates, at rate of goc lor each. estimate, j~"T~ ‘Do not make any estimate until ‘you thoroughly , understand this Profit-Sharing Flan of'the Cincinnati Enquirer. All estimates must be made on blanks prepared for the purpose, and in conformity with rules snd regulations made and provided, •Send for circulars, blanks, etc,, to., D ' /ENQUIRER PROFIT-SHARING- BUREAU,- , < , Box 716/ Cincinnati, O RHEUMATISM. I , . VSSSreWSjKJWSR* , ■• 1 fbo psspsir end Reproach of th* f Medical Profession. I . I t was by rheiwiatfo twinges in fas joints' that Adam was owe' to forewret fnul weather, and it was rhnuhatkm which tortured Noai*. during the damp diiys oi the deluge. Old as this malady is known to he,? it d ill romainVlho same stupendous and baffling mystery and the same despair and reproach of the medical profession.,, Now, as before the Christian era, its treatment is em­ pirical and its prognosis blind guess­ work. Of all the 'manifold ftiilie- tiutta which restrain the natural gayety of mankind this elusive, dis­ ease ’is the least about width the doctors have any right to dogma- tine. Their proper attitude toward rheumatism js one of humility and awe. However, with arrogance wlueh approaches .shameless effrontery, they have recently affirmed that At is contagious5 th a t a .person of the most blameless life may’acquire its .searls- by consorting with a rheu­ matic friend or neighbor under fa­ voring circumstances',■ I t may be so;-but, considpring 1-heir appalling' tnd its ,na; iHOlStO Pit t’M* m ..... »*»««««•«. d m 1 ‘M L ' ?-5p s l i p i 'M *-2EiB+3ffinal •?» J ■ ■ .ifilltfy ICS5. ■■its f*s:a,T*sifaciTsStijf ;-\V'3*rs~gttciiTim gaaiweif. kv; o-RM-fcOJem.. ■ P J '»*■«*>«?#, a, a, 0,7, ;r V w ' 1 nUi rrnn ’• ; ‘J S. iS,^l .r;:rii o r con* rl ' * } r.'.ttir.n toajjfl ! "« I’Wrnacjphla » 1 .« 0 xmol a t coju.tct ntHI.hottlif ?'UK.A.F«15I>, CSE4HJ igaS, an?, t:.xy',u «**{ so*, fimoarutfrfcu*, i.yttipr fiitori (,> r*--''-........*.... Jl...'*• P'- t Moftertari; Ptt#> jf ffrn.n.i'AVcarOfn68« taaa Mazes i u * . , !<;?f* “to,, W4h &s;ifp-< Ur'* :,rorr t tn .Zi .tciiSl»»r«otfj* 'i a1: iMtsniV'Wiaii im OsiC i m ign i W & Q O , W A!prttHvtQHt o. C. Her Medicine Cabl-et. • A woman who likes, to have eim,-, pie' remedies for illness within 'easy reach .during the night'has'bad a small medicine cabinet ^attached to the'headboard of her bedstead. The . headboard is very high, and tile cab­ inet Is made; of quartered oak, , . Spiced Plums. ' Boil half aguHoh'phuhs fivemin­ utes. Toni' off* the jsvafer and add three pounds-.of sugar, one ' tpa- EpOQuful of ground doves, allspice and -cinnamon and one pint of vin­ egar. Boil half an ho.ur, stirring constantly. Seal while h o t;.. ?, A Considerate Host, * . , ■ liord .Rosebery one lime sat.next, to a farm' t a t his estate .dinner, ana the confiding niau whispered, to, the host when' the ice pudding wai brought, ?The pudding has been" frozen,” The gy-premier, thanking fhe 'farmer' and booking surprised, called To a "waiter, said something, and then, turning to fhe’ farmer again, said, "They tell me the pud­ ding-lias been frozen on purpose 1” « ,ti«a-i«nwi.iMiii.n............. f ' si 1, * f autipnl “ ■ - . This is not a gentleword—but when you think how liable you^are not to purchase for 7»c the only remedy uni­ versally known and. a remedy that has bad the Itsruest sale of .any medicine in (he .world since IMS for the cure and treatment of Consumption -and Throat and-Rung troubles without los­ ing Us great popularity1all,tli<se.years you will bft Umuhi’ul we called your attention to Hosebce's German Eyrup. Ibere are so many fordinary cough remedies made by druggists and others that are cheap and good for light colds' perliap», but for severe Coughs, Bron­ chitis, Croup—and especially for Con 'sumption, where there is 'difficult ex' pectorntion nnd, coughing during the nights and mornings, there is nothing like German Byrtip. Sold by nl druggists in the. civilized world.' G. 0 . GajsfiS, Woodbury, N. J •» '■•. *y*r**k’.. t *. '*^7' . *.. ,- A Queer Clock. One of the most curious clocks^ in the 'world is .perhaps that which tells the time to tlm inhabitants of a little western backwoods town and which, was constructed . some time ago. The machinery, which is uothi mg but a face, hands and lever, is connected with a geyser, which shoots out an immense column of hot water every thirty-eight sec­ onds. This Spouting never varies to Urn"leuth. of a second. Every time the water spouts up it strikes the lever nnd moves, the hands for­ ward thirty-eight seconds. 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CINCINNATI FALL FESTIVAL The [iroveriiiid luck that has at- tended' the Omcimiati Dull EesUval !attended it through' the terrible firp 1which. . early' Thursday .morning- wrecked tho'colfege ofMusic and the Oclebn building, adjoining the famous: Musjo Hall, Vhero already booths for the Dull Festival were built and tket rated. The glass roof of .the Soulh Wing was broken and floods of wattr poured on the floors of the Music Ilall building. ' The efforts of the Direc­ tors of the Full Festival Association fcqsave the effi-cts, of. the exposition have motiWilh warmest, tnmoolmns, TfopUgb their, fore-sigbt and tbe lie-1 roic gf-Iliuitry of Cfocimiati enperb Fire-. Department, the-'Fail Festival will bn opened.at the date, originally named,- September 15th, with every exhibit in perfect order apd no trace of -the recent conflagration „visible. On the -commCiocOmeht of the fire Mr. Frank- Fluids,'president of the Fall Festival Aesjcitittfli!, drove from bis home in Avondale at* record breaking speed to the Music TJall, where the directory living , nearer bad preceded, him. Together they rushed to the Art Gallery and Under tbe burning roof rescued tbe fair,pus $100000 picture, "The Fall of Bab ylon,”/carrying the charred box to n place of safety with but faint' hope that llic great picture would ever again delight the eyes -of thousand*. The heavy timhers were pried npal't and in all its Glory IiochegrOsm’s master piece was spread out, the col­ ors fresh'alul glowing as when he first laid them-on canvas, . ' Tim conventions, including that of Editor's Day will be held 00. Music Hall-stage instead of the OJcou, The vauderville will be tronsfered to the Pliiz-t. An army of lffQCf tnen are clearing away tbe debris and the dee*' orators are putting up fresh bunting.' The Fall Festival earns through the fire triumphant. September loth will see an exposi­ tion gt eat. r and more complete limn any ever held in Cincinnati, a Fall Festival Directorate, justly at having averted a threatened calamity and a city united to a man 10 cphdwatfog the Fall Festival, BUCK-DRAUGHT] ^NSflPATlOH, alien is nothingmore t of the bowels I . Constij I than a c| ' andnot nation 0- --- J£ every constipated, -auneter could realize that he is allowing poisonous filth to remain in his g rstem, hewould soon.get relief, onstipation invites all fond of contagion. Headaches, bilious-' ness, colds andma”/ other ail­ ments disappear .3hen eousti- pafetl bowelsarerelieved. Tiled* ford’s Black-Draughtthoroughly cleans out the bowels i n w a w and natural manner without the purgingof calomel or other^Vio­ lent cathartics, ’ . . Be sure that yimgat the o«gi- ■ n&l Hiedford'a Blaek-iJrmigM, '■made by The.ChattanoogaMedi­ cineCo, Soldby all druggists m fig sent and $1.00 pUckages- tm J S S ^ & £ & S S s . u s n a n W f ri# me trtfttwl%*t It •ignoriTuot- of 1U. caut-w ture' and what tissues il involves, they can show no wawapfc for any such ularming- announcement.;' - •Surely,it is enough that ihe rheir^ malic sufferer is without the hope o i human aid, fo the victim' of the phi’sfoiau’s impotence and- is al­ ready shunned by the' sensitive as a center of moraf pestilence without his being proscribed as a sourco of physical infection. Pugnacity, ir­ ritability and sometimes even pro­ fanity are ■characteristic of" acute rheumatism, The moral descent of a good man in the throes of this ail- luent-xs as pathetic aa it is deplora­ ble, so' piteous, .indeed, ■ that con­ siderate fripnds who are expert at dodging often leave harmless mis- sjlcii within lug reach that he may vary the monotony of pain with the pleasure of personal assault. To proclaim that rheumatism is con­ tagious is to drive from the pres­ ence of the victim all sympathetic friends and condemn him to. the ex­ clusive care .of the hardened profes­ sional nurse.—jfow York Times. - \ *— ' < Recipe For Happiness. One of the youngest -looking wo­ men we have ever known'wan one whose principle ii) life was never to .expect top'much of people^ and in tins lies the great secret of happi­ ness, A large amount of worry and trouble comes from, our too great expectations of people. We expect too much' of our children, for ox-' ample. ,-They must be-gifted, beau­ tiful, -obedient little oompendmms of all the virtues, and if thfey are not all this wo think hitter tilings and bow wrinkles and gray hair and in .health,Jot ouri-elves^ says.'Woman's, Life. What right have we. to ex­ pect So much of our own children?. Blessed is the parent who looks tol-' erantly and philosophically on the f.-uflts of lus children and who real­ izes, that lie has no .right to. expect too much of children as long os the law of heredity holds good. Unless wo ourselves are gifted, beautiful and obedient to the will of some­ body else wo have no right to expect such perfections of our children. • Treatment For Burns. For a dry burn there is nothing bettor thau equal parts of iincced oil uiid limowator. This makes tlio carron oil,, which the Welch min­ ors use in case of burns. - I t should have a place in every elor.et. where 'household remedies are kept. In 1applying it shako the bottle, satur­ ate a soft cloth will the mixture and lay over the burn. Then cover closely with cotton batting or flan­ nel to keep out every hit of air and secure the whole with a light hand- age. 'Burn3 may also bo treated by covering with a thick layer or any bland oil like vaselin, m. eet oil, lin­ seed oil, castor oil, batter, lard, eo- corimii oil, cocoa butter, cold cream or almost any fat that is not rancid. Glycerin should not* ha u ><1. I t is; too irritating. Soft goirfea like, flour, laundry or torn-larch may ako be dusted ■on thickly, then bound on. Tfiey All'Locked. • Dear little Molly was wearing acWboots, and no one had admired them, at which the was terribly dis­ appointed. At last a brilliant idea struck her, and \/heu there was a panto in the conversation she ex­ claimed: “How many feet are there among us nil?” This had the desired effect, much to her dclighfo-MIomc Ghat. ■I ri ■ .Beards In Alaska. Mustaches arc not worn by men exposed to' the severity of an Alas­ kan winter. They wear full beards to protect the throat and face, but keep the upper lip dean' shaven. The moisture from the breath con­ geals so quickly that a mustache becomes imbedded.in. a solid cake of ice, and the face is frozen in a short time. . , j CONDENSED^STORIES! I John W. Mackay, M*3e*onl#r «nd the !■ Portrait of Mr*. Mackey. . Apropos cf iho death of John W. f'Madmy tbo How York. Herald re- f marks that one of the most nofablo epfoodc-B of iho rerideneo of the Mjiukays in i ’aris.was that which connected them, with Aleissdnier, The great French artist was com- mfosfoned by Mr. Mackav to paint a portrait -of Ilia wife* for the .cum' of 73,000 franc-). When it was de­ livered, the Mackays decided’that it was entirely unworthy of the sub­ ject and of the painter, “I wanted; a Miufooiiier/’ he raid, -“not McE- io?jibi-'4«ii«ting a slovenly imitation of Cabanel.” This criticism was im doivcA by some artistn who had seen the picture. I t .was said that the? French artist, deeming anything to he good enough for Kevadq, took no pains with the work, that he had produced it - afier an insufficient- number of sittings and had hastily painted-in., the hands from one of. his models. Further aore, the por- ■ trait showed a woman ten. years old­ er thau its •subject/ Many French artists, however, indorsed the work. His friends gave Meissonier a din- insr aa icvindiouLIuivand theFrencli ■•* -mzzy ? Then ynur liver isnT. acting well. Yousufferfrombilious; ness* constipation. Ayer’s Pills act directly on the liver. For 60 years .tltcy have been the Standard Family Fid. Small doses cure, **r‘ AiSifrHP!#l H Wanl'jf-t’lf ir-'ii btfiwriWt'zh s■ . -JW«i m wmri.-fl.' M . i, ■ BlteKIHfiHAM’SByfW.Urt Ai press and public were for a time elamorou&ly indignant. The indig­ nation rose to a climax when’i t was reported that Mrs, -Mnckay had throvm ilfo picture into .the flro. This was not. true.. I t was hung in- ,a small room with its face to the walk Today it has an-abiding place in Carlton House, Mrs, Maeka/s London mansion.' • - \ ‘ 1 i — p"'..* 1 , BahSe of the Flftecrtth Corps. Commander in Chief Torrance of the Q. A. -E. tolla this story of how the Fifteenth army uorps got its corps badge: The. badge of the corps was not adopted runill 1801, .A straggling - "o-o-h,> auun ah ’ m am in s " ' Irishman was accosted by an army officer and asked what corps he be­ longed to. 1 : “Faith, f Fifteenth corr,” ho re­ sponded glibly, , “But whore is your badge?" per­ sisted .'the officer. flBadge, is it? Divil a bit do wo know about no badge. That's a badge, sure ?” . t “Why, it's an emblem that shows where you.heloqg,” replied the offi­ cer rather tamely. “AnMmblin, is it? ‘0-q-h, sure an' hero it is, a qarthridgo box an' forthy rounds, be jabei-a. An’ I be­ long do Black Jack Logan of Illi- noy/’ Hence the badge.—Washington Post. ______ Flying a Persian Carpet. Turkish authorities object1 to for­ eigners flying their national flags over their residences, and this is ejper ially the ease in the Prince's is­ land* On the occasion of the dec­ laration of peace in the Transvaal a British subject hung out a very large union jack. Tim governor of the island was immediately in­ formed of the strange flag and de­ termined to complain to the proper consul. But he could not foil to whom to apply, no I10 only knew of the English red nnd white ensigns. The union jack was something new, bo , to make sure, he sent round to the British subject and asked what flag it was.- He was told it was a Pcrrian carpet. The-governor was Balktied and allowed it to fly in peace. . . ; \ . Mrs. CorBfU arid Miss Anthony. A story is lokl of how Mrs. Caro­ line Corbin of Chicago became ah active nntiwoman suffragist. She was a school friend of Miss SusaiV ,B. Anthony.- In later years ihe two women met in Washington. “What have you been doing all this while?” asked Miss Anthony. “Bringing up four hoys,” was the answer. “Boys!” exclaimed the endspoken Susan.* “What under the tarn is a woman like you doing with four boys?" •, ■ “1 don't know. Would you ex­ pect me to strangle them?"' “Boris!” ■was the reply, “You should hem ' have had them, They will be nothing but men/' • ifotxfffaj Summer folds. j - BmiT lit 0 cold 1un a t this reason, HtmuwT folds arc the issirdret kind to cure -,reri if neglected may linger along for month*... A h og . /ego like this \vitt put down Use strongest eon- fltiiutiun. One Minute Cough Cure w:l! bred; up the attack at once. Shfe,'1 huc , acts at once, ^ Cures wtighs, adds, croup, bronr-hitis, nil tlrn /l nnd long troubfre. • Tim chil­ dren like it. !U. M, Itidgway. Bubserihfc for the Humid. FOR THE LITTLE ONES, Why It 1« Th*t You Never “Se* <Jh‘t* Spinning Tppn, Did ynu evsjr rco a girl spin & top ? Did you ever see her carefully and closely wind a string around the cono and tfo-n with a quick throw and jerk give ii tlm necessary rotary motion to send it whirling- right side up? .You never did, cud probably you never will, because the ready possibility of doing such a thing does not lie in a woman's anatomy. A girl cap twirl a rope and jump one .enough times to weary her watching brother, the Chicago licc- ord-Hcrald explains, but a lop in her hands is a useless thing, ana the brother only laughs at her efforts to spin it if she make^'thern, as he laughs at all her efforts in the di-' reCtion of throwing. Observe the children playing in the.' streets at top 'spinning seasons. You may watch ail-day aii'd not see one .girl with a top in her hand, while you will see hundreds with bouncing them on- the' pavements, nsing a very short, ‘cramped motion of the arm in doing-sore-------------r~ The simple fact .is that a girl can- po t threw, in the true sense of the term, because of the peculiar con­ struction of her shoulder. When a boy throws at ball, he bqnds his’ 'elbow, reaches back with his fore-, •arm and .uses every’, joint-from ' shoulder to wrist. His arm is’re­ laxed. A girl throws with a rigid arm because her collar bqde is lare gcr and sits lower 'than- a boy's. This provents'ihe free motion of the arm required for strength and ac­ curacy,in throwing j heneb she can­ not spin a top properly. -■ - - t >■ ^ ' t . , A Story For Boys. Often one of "the best things that can happen to a young man'with the right sort of material in him is to be thrown on his own resources! Do iiot--complain because you have no one to lean upon. A well known judge pnee gave his son $1,000 and told him to go college and grad­ uate. ' - • The son returned at tlio -end of the first year, bis money''"all gone and with several extravagant hab­ its. At the close of the vacation the judge said to him:, , “Well, William, are you going to college this year?” “I have no money," fathbr.” “But I gave you $1,000 to gradu­ ate on.” , ’ “I t is all gone, father./ ‘ “Ye'ry well, my,sonp i t is all I could give you. You can't slay here. 'You.inust now pay your own way in the world.”' ; - A new. light broke iff upon -the vision of the young .mail. 'He ac­ commodated himself to the situa­ tion, again left, home, made his way ‘through college, graduated"at the . head of lxis class, studied law, be­ came governor of- the state of Hew York, entered tbe cabinet ..of the president of the United' States and made a record that 'will not soon die, for ho was none other than Wil­ liam II. Seward, , A Young Drummer Boy. k ■ Floyd Stewart Loomis of Grand Jfopids, Mich,, .nine years old last May, is perhaps'the youngest drum­ mer hoy in the country, His in­ structor in drumming is his father, J . P. Loomis, who is called the champion drummer of Michigan, Floyd has been accustomed to drum- * tiiovn looms. Sticks since lie was two years old, and now be can play tbs bass drum and the snare drum at one and the same time, heating the bass drum with his foot and the snare drum with his hands: He has played be­ fore large audiences and always has given deIight.-—-American Boy, Try This. Balance ft silver quarter on the edge of a table—-that is, lay the quarter on the table and push it over the edge just far enough so that it will not fall off of its own weight. 'Then close one eye and walk quickly up to the table and try to knock the coin off. The chances are that with one eye shut you can’t hit it in three trials. M-.- -■* "^ T.yri-v 1 "' 1 V/hat La 2 y Means. Teacher—Bobby, what does lazy mean? Bobby—Lazy means always ?to want your little sister to get it for Stops the Cough Atidf Works off the Cold. laxative Bream-Quinine Tablets cure a cold in <><ieday. No Cure, No Pay. Price Cents. Dress dobs not make the person, Nar does a clean exterior hidrente a clcftn infori fo. To be well all organs of tire body mart work in harmony. Becky Mout'lafo Te» does tiffs work. Ask your druggist* 1 * , « N B W . * * * I will soon open a first-class Meat* Store in the small room on the J. M, Stewart property. Chillicothe St., north of Chas, Gillaur^h’s grocery, arid the Prices will be the lowest—for . instance / * . • ’ Rdnnd Steak, per lb«................... H o Loin Steak, p e r d b , , . . . . . , l £ c Chuck Steak, per lb,.,„v ..,.: 4 0 c Boiling Meat, flat rib, per lb...i,.,,..;V 7c Standard RibxRoast, per lb........10c Pork Crops, per lb............................... ,..4Qc "Fork"Loinsnperih:;: . . , ;: t ;. . , . 1QlT Sausage ,3 lb s .; .fo.. . . . . . . . Y . 25c Brisket Boil, per lb................ gc Give us a Call. . M . u m m e r T h a t w ill b e su ita b le fo r a ll classes, as ’ . . o u r s tock is comp lete in -every re spec t and comprises d ifferen t line s o f - , t O h a i r s ' ' K b c l i : b r s i ; C o n c h e s T a b l e s f^ id e b o a r d f e , ff. ^ ^ t> 4 ',/* / * f S t a n d s W e rep re sen t some -of th e la rg e s t m anu fac tu ring concerns in th ifo line w liid r enab les us to quo te p rices t h a t su rp rise a ll : : : ; : : '• • • • ,t 1 A . . .3. R. mcmniatt, eedarvllle, 0 . . . Funeral Director . Furniture Dealer, - Whimsicalities From the. Pen of a ^ YcnUere JeSter. She—Could you sit and listen to her singing? He—well, I wouldn’t liko to stand for it. _| , > . . --V' .• . ■ ■ Yeast—Why is Woman's work never done? . . Orimsonheak—Because she thinks it absolutely necessary that she should always be minding Some­ body else's business. Patience—This paper says the man handled the piano beautifully. Patrice—Do you suppose he was playing it or carrying it? Patience —He says he always likes a cold smack after the play. Patrice—Well, he’s quite atten­ tive to a Boston girl and often takes her to the theater. Mrs. Bacon—Tommie is such a funny little fellow, Mrs. -Egbert—What’s he been do­ ing how? “Why, I sent him down to the market for some pieplant, and he told the man he wanted the custard kind.”—Yonkers Statesman. A Maori Legend, .. The Maoris believed in the im­ mortality of the soul longj before the arrival of the missionaries^ hut the spiritland to which they im­ agined all men-journeyed after death was as grossly material as; the “happy hunting grounds” of the North American Indians. Such a legend as the following, which; contains ftn instance of .singularly determined parental interference, is sufficient evidence of this: A young chief of high rank fell in love with a Maori maiden of groat beauty, but of low degree. Ilis fa ;'h er “for­ bade the banns,” thereupon the usual results followed,. The young chief refused to cat and died of hunger. The beautiful maiden, heartbroken at the death of her lover, leaped down from tho cliffs into the sea in order that she might .follow him. Now comes the ex­ traordinary part of the story. The obdurate father, hearing of the girl’s leap into the sea, rushed to the spot, hattleax in hand, Using terrible language, he declared (hat he would prevent the union of the .pair in spiritlkad, and forthwith Idiaaelf leaped down bn follow iJf»u j Cloth leas Tables Decorated With-Nat- 1 ural Flowers, Following tho fad for table cloth­ less luncheons came the innumer­ able changes rung without ceasing on mats, doilies, and lunch cloths, all gayly embroidered to imitate natural ffowers. * ' Now comes an innovation more startling still—the needlework im­ itations are discarded for the real things, Flowers alone in endless variety of contrast and-harmony ate the latest development in table decorations. An entire covering of daffodils, for instance, was the only “cloth” used a t a pretty luncheon recently— a very cloth of gold, indeed. An­ other showed nothing hut a rosy bed of carnations strewn all over the bare board. A novelty for a summer night tea was a decoration of fern leaves. Thu fronds were first snipped of their stems and then placed under each plate,.and side dish, while in the center of the table the ferns ware grouped with the stems together to form a complete circle of dainty woodland green. Upon this waft eet a huge howl of roses. The effect was picnickly appetizing. At another house the woodland idea was carried still further. The centerpiece was the usual bevel edge mirror, and about this were sprayed thb ferns, dipping down lovingly as if info a still pool in their na­ tive haunts. fOritilKs Favoisa Texan, “Having distressing pains in he*d,t tack and stomach, and being without pnetite, I began to use Dr, ICfof% few Life Fills,” writes \V, P, White­ head, of Khiinedale, Tex , “ and sumr eit like a' lmw man.” tufolilbfo fla. stomach and liver troubles. 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