The Cedarville Herald, Volume 26, Numbers 1-26

% HECKDAfjVILLcK Onet D o lle t r p $ r Y e a r . mfam&'ZL acr& fe K tlitov m id Proprietor* FRIDAY* FEBRUARY. 13. 1903, SOMEPEOPLEAREBORN WITHOUTTHERELIGIOUS Q F R K F * 4 1 * * P *v‘ P r * CHARLES H, v U W L ^ PARKIHiRST o f Mew Y o rk » F WE DQ NOT ACCEPT THE EXPERIENCg CF THI UNIVERSAL lyiAN REGARDING RELIGION. WE DE­ CLARE HIM TO RE A UNIVERSAL LIAR. We thereby impeach the veracity of the honmm coMmoufheasXhTT’art,'TBcieiice''and' phit|lophyi#aflR> away, and wo are left uncertain as to whether we are awalco or dreaming. t^ ROME PERSONS SEEM TO BE BORN WHOLLY WITHOUT THE j>* RELIGIOUS IMPULSE, BUT SO ARE SOME PEOPLE BORN BLIND t OR WITHOVT LIMBS, AND,A PERSON WITHOUT THE RELIGIOUS „ INSTINCT IS .AS MUCH A MONSTROSITY AS ANY PHYSICAL [•FREAK. • , r | . .. ’ - *S *5 ' * | l I have a ‘friend who- seems to bo. wholly without the religious. L sense who waa -bom religiously blind. ..In general, he .is most inter- > esting and exceedingly lovable in character, hut in this respect he is r -a monstrosity, -H e will speak of God—I have'heard1him do so—but r the. word is abyays inclosed withiix quotation,marks,, expressed or implied; God,w ill do what is right .hy him tvhen the time comes to . L decide.who shall enterinto the kingdom of heaven.,..AND I WILL |-yE2> lrlI7KE TO JoAY THAT HEAVEN WOULD-BE LESS iINTEBEST ING IF 'PEOPLE LIKE THIS MAN ARE." KEPT ' bOUT, just as it'would be less interesting i f those who haye.no mu-. sieal sense are. excluded and only those admitted who are prepared to join,the heavenly chpir and to huger the golden harp. KNEL ANDHOWITWIL By JOSEPH CHAMBERLAIN, British Secretary o f State For the Colonies ^ ^ H E R E may have been many failings in our admini3- ’ tration' o f our empire, many faults which we have to regret, hut1at all events we shall all agree that IT CANNOT BE MAINTAINED UNLESS WE .ACCEPT TO THE .PULL THE. PRINCIPLES J OF JUSTICE- AND OP MUTUAL SACRIFICE. IF WE ALLOW OUR COLONIES TO ASSUME OR TO BELIEVE . r THAT FOR >SOME'TRIFUNG, ADVANTAGE TO OURSELVES WE ' ARS READY TO SACRIFICE THEIR. INTERESTS, THEN I SAY THE r KNELL. OF" THE" BRITISH EMPIRE WILL BE TOLLED. p * • ^ Gave Himself Away., ■>- -Professor Ladd, instructor inpsy- | chblogy at Yale, while lecturing be- c fore the members .of the senior class * a 1 short time age 'imconseloiisly, pogavfe himself away” in this fash­ ion t -TNoW, let me illustrate-that :poiht. One day a celebrated psy­ chologist— world rehowned psy- l-chologist/l-might say—was walking 2 dpwn the'street when'I xn.et a little ,vgirl, and I. Said to her’*—1 What the [ professor said was drowned in the [ putbnrsfe of, "laughter from the stu- Adents^-Excha^ffe, ’ The matter of feed is of tremendous importance to the farmer. Wrong feeding is loss. Right feeding is profit, The up-to-date farmer,knows what to feed his cows td gelt the most milk, his pigs to get the most pork, his hens to get the most eggs. Science. But how about the children f ^ Are they fed according to ^science, a bone food if bones are soft and undeveloped, a flesh and muscle food if they 'ire thin and weak and a blood ;00d if there is anemia ? Scott’s Emulsion is a mixed food; the Cod Liver Qil in it ■makes, flesh, blood and muscle, the Lime and Soda make bone "and brain. It is the standard scientific food for delicate .children, ; Seitd M /fhiY 'y sample. ‘ft* : t ifcit.fkWf.lrt'' ft* ftMR ftlSrp-w iff wrapper M .iM f ' .I mn I wki ; ■ ;y ■ ■. * Scott&Bowne CHEMISTS,' 409 P .irlS t, N. V. ah ' tfaWrftwfbr (Ins Htmlih A. Slov/ Speaking People. • The Chinese appear to go upon tlie'assumption that .there is always time enough. A social call has no, limits. A missionary who speaks feelingly says: , “The excellent pastor who had for.his motto, ‘Tlie man who wants to see me is the man I want to see,-' would have modified his dictumhad, he lived for any length of time in China; Not improbably lie would have followed thekexample of an­ other busy clergyman, who bung CoUspicuoUsly.in his. study the Scrip­ tural- motto, ‘The Lord bless thy goings outP ' ■ “The mere enunciation of liis business often seems to cost a Chis namaii a violent wrench. He says nothing long enough to wear out the patience of ten Europeans. Ho realizes the truth of the adage, ‘It is easy to go on the-mountains to fight tigers, but to open your mouth and out with a thing—this is hardP” Time’s Changes. A well known artist relates that on one occasion a man came to a friend of his arid asked him to paint a portrait of his father, who is dead. “But, my dear sir,” said the art­ ist, “I never saw your father. Have you a photograph of him?” “No,” said the man, “I have not, but you never saw Moses, and yet you have a picture of him on your walls.” The argument was unanswerable, arid the artist accepted the commis­ sion. When the picture was finish­ ed, the man came to(see it and gazed at it with tears in his eyes and said: “Dear me, is that father? How he has ChangedI” Thought It Was a Cornet. A parish beadle was once much exercised at the appearance of a strange old gentleman who when the sermon was about to begin took an car trumpet, in two parts, out Of his pocket and began screwing them together. The beadle watch­ ed hint till the process was .com­ pleted and then, going stealthily ^p/* whispered: imt “Ye manna play. that here, I* ye dae. I ’ll turn yo oot.”-^Loitdon Tit-Bits. General Cotblri’a Report. Since the publication of Adju­ tant General Corbin’s report it Ims come to bo known, as “the wine, wo­ men and song report” It will be .remembered that General Corbin' discussed the canteen, commented Adversely on the tendency of young officer# to get married and-recom­ mended the instruction of soldiers in music, especially urging that they be taught regimental air# and long*. FQft THE LITTLE ONES, A Bird That Bullet* * House and Keep* Dp * Burden and Lawn. ‘ There is a little bird in England called the garden bird. The little husband and wife not only build a house for themselves, hut they also make a garden around it. • ... ' ■' , ' v. ■ After having made up their minds to build the first thing they do'is to find a nice spot of ground, with some kind of shrub' growing near the center, of it. Then they pile green grass moss on the ground all around the shrub. Next the birds bring long green twigs, which they have broken from off the branches of trees and stick them into the ground so that they,will lean against the top. of the shrub like the frame­ work of a small tent- One side is left open for a door. When the little house- is built, the birds-:nt once set to work to make their garden. The husband bird does the heavier work, and all around the house lie clears"-off a space for a lawn, .carrying .away ev­ ery stone and stick and every bit of straw that is in the way. He then covers' .the space with the finest green moss that hq can find, and upon thd velvety lawn he. lays many pretty berries and pink flowers, and .as often as the flowers fade he takes- them away and brings fresh ones. This house, "which, .is. three feet long and a foot high,';is very large for two, little birds, .Indeed, the house is ample enough to accommo­ date a family-of twenty. ' The gar-' detv too, is largain.:proportion and. is sometimes six feet' long and even longer. ■ It is said that the people think so mirth of these hii'ds that- they never'harm them. And now you may wish to know how this lit­ tle warbler is dressed, The top of his' head, his hack, his wings and his tail are brown, and his breast is a greenish red.' ‘In size"he is about as. large as a robin. Caution! -. This is not a gentle word—but when- you think how liable you are nut to purchase for‘7 do the only remedy. Uni­ versally known and a remedy that has bad the largest sale of any medicine iii the world since 1868.fur the cure and treatment of Consumption and Throat and Lung troubles without los­ ing its great popularity all these years yon will be thankful we.called your attention to Boschee’s German Eyriip, There are so many Ordinary' cough remedies made hy druggists and others that sire cheap and good for Itght colds perhaps, but. for severe Coughs, Bron­ chitis,. Croup—and especially for Con sumption, where there is ,difficult ex­ pectoration and coughing duriug the nights and mornings, there is nothing Tike German Byrup. The 25 cent, size has just been introduced this year. Regular size 75 cents-. At all drug­ gists. - “Streetcar colds” are principally responsible for the increased mortality from pneumonia. ' Better Than Gold,. “I .was troubled for several years with, cromc indigestion and nervous do bility,” writes F. J. Greene, of Lan­ caster* N. H. “ N.o remtedy, helped me until I began using Electric Bitters, which did me more good than all the medicines I ever used. They have also kept my. wife in excellent health for years. She says’Electric Bitters are just splendid for female trophies; that they are a grand tqnic arid invig- orator, for weak, run down women. No, other fnedicine can-take its plnce in our family.” Try them. Only 50c. Satisfaction guatanteed ‘by B. G. Iiidgway. . An Englishman has a contract for the building of 870 miles of railway in Portuguese East Africa, ConsumptionGCre-'-Warner’s WhiteWine of Tor Syrup, the best cough remedy on- earth, cures - cold in one day if taken in time, 25 and 50cls. Ben. (L Ridge­ way, Pharmacist. -Use Golden Rule Flour. ToCure La-Grippe in 24 Hours, No remedy equals .W arner ’ s W hite W ine op T ar S yrup for this terrible and fatal disease. I f taken thoroughly and in time, it will cure a case in 24 hours, and for the cough that follows La Grinpo it never fails to give relief. 25 and 50c. Ben, G. Ridgway, Pharmacist, Deafness- Cannot he Cured by local applications, as they canuot reach the diseased portion of the car, There is only one way to cure deaf­ ness, ahd that is hy,constitutional rem­ edies,. Deafness is caused by an in­ flamed condition of the mucous lining of t)ios Eustacian Tube, When this ...tube gets inflamed you have a rum­ bling sound or imperfect hearing, and when it is entirely closed deafness is the result, and unless the inflammation can bo taken out and this tube restor­ ed to its normal Condition, bearing will bo destroyed forever;. nine cases out of ten . arc caused by catarrh, which is nothing hut an Inflamed con­ dition if the. nmcotis surfaces, Wo will give One Hundred Dollars for any w e of Deafness (caused 'by catarrh) that caiuiot bo' cured by Haifa Catarrh (hue, ;Bcnd for circti- Infs, free. -. . F. ,7. Ctir^RY & V xk , Toledo, (), Bold by Druggists, 75c, Hall'* Family Pill* m the best. German Army Uniform*. The Lsri.'Cr I k :'. a t e 1 which is 'the deatkknell to the black overcoat of the German officer. After April l only the light gray overcoats are admirable. These are worn a good deal already but many officer,V still prefer the”black coat with its neat red collar and cuffs. His majesty decides upon the uniforms of all his many regi­ ments—not a button or inch of gold braid but has the kaiser’s consider­ ation and function of disapproval. 'The uniform of Mm new. Colonial Bdvutx troop was entirely-designed by lum, high yellow boots and all. A Safety Kerosene Lamp. ■ A prize of £50 for a safe lamp for burning kerosene was offered at the grocers’ exhibition in London recently. The lamp was to cost only Is. 3d. wholesale,. The specifica­ tions, as set forth in a trade review, were sensible anil salutary. Since one of the most serious problems in London is the protection of drunk­ ards against themselves, the object in view waB to find a lamp which, if thrown by a drunken man at his wife, for example, would extinguish itself. The wife might be injured, but the children and the house would not be consumed. Queen and Artist, ^ - When Lenbach, the. German art­ ist,-was painting the portrait of Queen Wilhebmna of Holland, the queen put on a najivo dress of many colors, which did not- commend it­ self 10 the artist’s eye,, atul Lenbach asked her majesty to choose a more artistic dress. Queen Wilbelmina sharply replied that the artist- must paint her as aim was, and Lenbach, rising, said, “Your majesty can commtind your own subjects, hul'I am a German and beg leave to with­ draw.” - >'' : ,* •/, Jhe Babes In the Wood O^k, Recent galea have blown down the old oalc in Wailing.Wood,”near Wat- ton, England, under which the two Babes in the. Wood are fabled to have heen buried by compassionate Tobins. The legend bus been local­ ly believed for several'cnntiiries, and an ancient h(aU in the neighborhood contains a 1 mantelpiece curiously .carved with representative scenes from the pathetic o]d ballad. A Grevvsome Bequest. An aged Yorkshirenian was^so fond of,Sir Henry Irving’s acting that in 3iis will he said that when he died lfis body was to be buried headless and the skull was tpt be. cleaned -and mounted, suitably in­ scribed with a silver inscription and handed to. the actor, with the re­ quest that it be^ always used lor Yorjek's 'skull in the presentation- of “Hamlet/* * The Nile Reservoir. ' *'Thc new Nile reservoir will hold up’water :U5 feet above sea /level, .It will be filled between December •and .March after the flood water has passed through and wifi be slowly emptied again during the months of May, June 1 aud July, when the Nile is low. ._______ ' , The Cat and the Doughnuts. ■This is a true story, that my grandmother told .me about her eat and dog. She used to find the cover off Ivor doughnut jar and also no­ ticed that her doughnuts disap­ peared. . One day she heard a noise and found that her cat was on the shelf where the doughnuts were kept, .•Then it put its paw in the jar and drew out a doughnut and pushed it off the shelf, and the dog, who waft looking up 1 at the cat, caughtrihe doughnut in his mouth and ate iT. When they found they were caught, they .acted very guilty.—Our Four Footed Friends. The Lost Steamboat. One day little Archie, three years of age, saw a railroad train for the first time, and he •did- not know what to make of it. He ran to liis mother and said: “Olr, mamma, is that a steamboat looking for-water?” Adam’s Restaurant and Dining (looms Corner High and Limestone street Springfield, Ohio, T rade M arks , DESIGNS,/- C opyrights &r„ KnyonAMtullnjf tvnkctfh ntid tloscriplfon limy ontckly t»eertnm (Mr opinion free wlibther iw inyotUlon I*proVnhly pntfiifoblfi, (Vintmunif/i- tloiisstrlctlycoHflilantral. IIiuidbooJeMit’ntenU AAfttfrats, Oldest .fttofloy for SAourltifrpntcnls, Pntonta taken tlitouch Munn * Co. receive tprrliU notice t without Char*#, In tho ScientificAmerican. A hatulsomely lllimlrafod weekly, I.nrcntit fir eolation ot any kclcntlflo journal.. Terms, 13 6 y earfo u r months, fl, Sold bjrall sinwailealors. C A S T O R BA- For Infants and Qni> TliaKind VonHavat o j s Bears tto Signature iif j£ ,% r —1 h i minlug a delivery wagon from the mill every day, If you Want feed, nieaT, Graham, or flour, ‘phone 2 on 13 and it will bo ttelivcird at yohf (loot1, L, H. Bulkniwfger, ■ V . n AMgefablePrepacationferAs- similaling UieFoodandficgula- tag liveStomachsandBowels of l N K \ N T S ' / ( HILDKKN PromotesDigestion,Ciieerfyl- ness andfiest.CoiUains neillver Opium,Morphine norMineral. N o t M a h c o t i c . Jlu/pf,cfOfdJ)rSU<mPiTCm7 PuwpitMiScedr* j(!x.Smn*‘* liaiseSetil *■ f&sxmwit) ~ JnGaitmakiSeeto* Itln&fytvtntHmvr, Aperfecl Remedy ForConstipa­ tion . Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms.Convulsions Feverish­ n ess and L oss o f S weep , Facsimile Signature of N E W Y O R K . !For I n f a n t s a n d Children." The KindYouHave Always Bought Bears, th e fl . M For Over Thirty Years •ABSOLUTELY PURASJLE. “Wo have for auinU.bei'oE j saw used KliersoloPianoaln the Conservatory wJiQo they .are eoustantly subjected tp,Unitbold­ est kind oi use. We have found the Fiber,sole to be a good, durable piano, well able to (handthe war hud tearof themusic room.” _ Afiss C i . aua B.uru, Directress- ■ „ ■" Oinuinuiitl tJonservalory of MuBlc. ‘ •' manufactured by - ■ T h e . Simsitfi & N ix o n .P ia ,no Co* •. lO anti 12 E. Fourth Street, C IN C IN N A T I. O . ’/ are mft.de every day by their own carelessness, "Care that case of Constipation ftnd Indigestion before ' . it bicogies chionic. Take and Tonic Pellets, the only reuiedy that essiEts Mature .and does not get in her way. Strong purgatives gripe, and make confirmed invalids. Ramoo's act gently and leave the system independent of drflgS. Sarnplo -and BoolQct Free. Complete Treatment • 25 days 35, ctn. ^^ly.Yoi-luuftb^ SWHiill Tin ^'* -A > W,r DRsiOriDif-M SpeclallsU I* tljo Treetment of Nervous, BZaod, Private and 5cml>l Otaeases e fi Hen and Women. ZS Yenrs In Olilo. »- *i**No Named used w ithout W ritten Consent, Cafes Quaruntced. Thousands oi youn,-rtiul jhi<ldlc-.afre4 men are annually swept to a vreuiature prave tfifouijU early abuse or later excesses. Cbaa, Anderson was oneof the victlme, bat-was rescued i«. time, fie say«: learned a a evil habit. A chsn^e soon came over me, I Could feel it; my friends noticed it, I became nervous, dClttott* dedt, (jlcomy, liad no ambition, easily tired, evil forebodings, poor circulation, plmpics on face, back weak, <lrcan;B anrl drains a t night, tired and wcalr mornings, burning sensation. tCdmaUe h , mattera worse, I became reckless and contracted a blood disease, ,-^j I tried many doctors and medical firms—-all failed tUl fit*, Keo- ne;ly & Korean took my case. In oho week I felt belter, and ttta few weeks was entirely cured. Tltey are tho only rellablo and houetil Specialists In tu6 country.” . .READl/R—We gnarautcoto cure yon o r no pay* Yftri run no risk. Woliare a reputation and business a t stake. Beware of frauds and impooiors. We’will pay $1,'V0 for any cine we tik e th a t o ar NEW METHOD TREATMENT w ill not enre- We treat a :d c'.iro Nervous Debility, VericoccJe, Strlctnro, Weak P arts. Kidney endBlid-fej-Di.^nses, Consultation free. Books * re?. C aller write for Question L istfiir .HOKiftTresttaaiit, B K § , E I R B S S 1 ' ® B U R S A R :Lu;/ FrofltH-t o f flm inai'kf t , - turn stock, farm can al­ ways be found a t the Meat Hi ore of Oteies ‘W’eimea?. ioget'ter with every tiling to lie found In 0 ] first-class meat inarkef; Also liaudles the cele­ brated Hivift Gompuiiy’s Hams. And courteous and honest treatniciit goes with the above., Goods Delivered. Telephone 87, * 'Cnveatf, and Trade-Marks obtained and ali t’at-i ,entbusiness cmtUittcii for MooEHkfe Free. ' ^OunO fficeis opposite u . s .F atcnt orrier; .and wecaitserrtrep.tlpiit-in Poa time than ihmse1 •remoto f-'in Wajuink on ' Send nir,d<!ivdrav.'i(',;; or photo,, witii descrip*. firtn. Wo ad', isc, if patentable or not, free of1 itbatgtf, OiirfcCinitdae. till patent is secured. ! IA PAMpHtcy, “ lim vio Obtain I’Atrnti,” withi ji.'ONt ot ,;imc in the u.S . atul foreign countries’ isent frcP. Address, ] ;C . A . 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Telephone No, 7j- KapFresh Fish Always on Hand, CEDARVJLLE, OHIO, ACCOUNTS of .Merchants and In- dividunis solicited* . Collectiouc promptly made and remitted.' TVRAFTS on New YV-k and C’in- cinmiti sold at lovr«Y rates, The cheapest and most convenient way to .send money by mail. < T OANS made on Real Estate, Pet-. sOna] or Collateral Seeuritjr. • William Wildinan, Pres,, Seth TV. Smith,. Vice Pres., ' “ \VTJ- Wildman, Cashier, Pltotoprapiied' frutalifo. - HEV1VO RESTORES VITALITY Made a Weil Man t h e ' of Me. sa-aaaaua.' 3 ? S'asuKiaKroaEs" x o s t v e x u d v . prodacee th e above rcanlts In 30 days, -Ittot! powerfully cud quickly. Cures when nil othersfell Xoungmoawill regain their lost manhood,and old men will roeovor tUolr youthful vigor by using KEVIVO. I t cnielilyand surely restoresNervous­ ness, lo st Vitality, Imcoteucy, Nightly Emissions, Lost Power,Telling Memory, Wasting Diseases,And cU effects of self-,abuse or excessand indiscretion, which unfits onofor study, businessortnarrisge.'It notonly curosby starting at the seat of disease,but iso groat n erv e to n ic and blood builder, bring* ing buck the p ink glow to pado cheeks andro- storing the fire o f youth, It wards off Insanity, and Consumption. Inalot on having EEVIVO, no other. It canbo carried in vest pocket. P t mil), -91.00 perpackage,or six fo r95.00, w ith * ,posi­ tive -w ritten g u aran tee to euro o r re lu sd the money, lloolt and advise free. Address ROYALMEDICINECO., ‘fia o, ^ Qmo0.,iLu,*‘ Sold by II. 0 . R idgw ay, 'Oudarvillc, O ' Being tho conventionalleads of tho modern scientific game as practiced by all-of Us masters with bints to beginners. , A : beautlflil booklet of thirty-two -pages, printed ilu two colors, black and .red, on enameled paper with the-' card nryange- >meats appearing, in thoir sat-, tirnl colors. The cover is lit •three colors-witha very attract­ ive design on tba tide page. This is a work of interest td all whist players and will b.° sent- to any address upon receipt of s.ixCents in postage. C. L. STONE qkn 4L rAssErioen :fcacHi* Louisville & Nashville R. R. LOUISVILLE, KY. FLOR IDA AND NEW ORLEAN S! — VIA— SO U TH ERN RY. AND CONNECTING LINES Famous Chisago M FloridaSpecial, In Service January Sib. , T.eavittg Cliicsgo at pm., Clevel-ndat 12.V»pfc,,, tjs & j I'our Eouto from. Pitts* burka at 8;W nm„ Via I’enii, I,int-s; fnini : y,oftK«!le via SO-itbern x y , nt 1M p. id, daily excetA Sunday* f-rom Detroit nt 12:33 pm., i’oltdp 2:22pin,, Tuesdays,Thursdays a n d .ftuurflriys, via Michigan-cedtral and C. i t & T>, Byte., all eon'ueetiatf-.’itli fla itfl A Crenienl Route leaving- a t wio pm. to Angnstme, Florida U di H^I, Salid train w itii tiitourrh tteepinf' cans oaiiyffoai CtileagoviaMrnor. nr.9 C B , A J» M) 5., le.iv-uifrnt S;30 pi-.n, wninocErj: at L,ns.ttn3tipt:v:3v»t. Alfa f'lroirftl: fitep< ‘ jfi'ft.ar daily via iv -.nylvadia imdsoT.I.ora- Ralhti-y ltat-ing chk.-lj^ at 'i.tO pin., via T/ntlayillO, cu.nscUn;; Bieri-.ia ties* rtvdat t>ixnig,ot>.r’tra.-ala S!. AUi.tr,tins, •Ther-uv.e n- 1-.; til >h-s Id i h CVtttft*. trv jam it, T h a’Plfrid.l t'd -lh d ab: vlia-, t:»rp,s^u o’er lv-finftsrted f„r IMrm* iugliftra nild l.yty Oi i'hns troia ChulhbaUL' Oiiesn & Sfisoent Ri'M thrduRh tra'n leaviur; f',lns-ntj.itf#| 8 to pi-1., to New Otit.iiiS V. *h;U:v,u-..ti.uit, with tbiim.^d s-P-f'lHiSiVtahi-il fe-fTr.A.-'nr:* villa v h AshoviUe o,*d :1MumMj, Alf* thfougH fttepacto ciiarle.-.-.-cn, ►,. Utswlojtlfttem, fifciic &r.S C tev silp a C m | fat*litfe,,i^ * V/rtl#fei'DIrtitjMaScftd'iMjS. W tt!kn& sk t * M'WiM », t.msGWf, tai8A¥«iAn, 4,, * - - *?«>&*? S- 1 -1 h- ■ - ■ \ jy'*‘’',^” "7 -.. ., , If* O ln p y biR rttl: 'j-.ddA, to m n to fs , flo tn , *rtfl fiw to;, *% G m y ^ G o'#, ODWDEflSEB $T Prof#*)*®*' Heyik* ^jrtkw* Rfopbet In gen, U lm tf llsiiek : ficf’B- coBoeel. ylveolii dvpamacJ .Jitjoxi T oy ovcf fori hsfi xili.iOf-tl] tj-ay flF l&jf tfdtor could vrisli. ‘.o f story'tellings , -ood one l H?| Haiiolf, Some i im a d •jto {o lliro at tho irr.Iil fypinbaugiuwho .Iiad-el interests of xpade a series of fyg tt’acfiers at Han 3 uoj flfiie? places, an in If a |jffi' .turning ‘ Profess! PefiE-^Ivania idiorn inti jgp of the island. On -professor Houck grew! 'as be depicted the wo»l aflucation Would have ©J and, warming-up, he sal *Yes, my friendp? w| , ^omes -that every nailyj lapdshall have an edueff ■fiiicle Sam gives evei'^J f people, when - that I fijere”—and .here ;he ]| I groping about for a fittl to hi? . peroration, ll ; %fien that day coxne.| be a hot time in tlie flight!”' ' There was no enlhul Test as Professor Houel apahe thought: “My gil bate'I done? Fossild'l fended the^e good peopl | .eciimsly using slang. WJ j now.” Then, turning j preter, who sat hy iiiij «My friend, how did yl ( that last phrase of n j ' very easily,” said the J . <rL told them that youI be warm this evening! e professor felt much relil f also found why there H ow It H app el ; Editor—All, these gl - yours have the real fla| : play golf? Joke Writer-—Well-j l walk .about forty mill ' ing-to sell my golf jokes ’ P u n is h m e n t “Did your father tala ’ the woodshed to whip thp good boy. . “Worse than that,” J bad boy; “he made me[ —Brookljm Life, ' Human Natj 'Miles—What would; had $ 1 , 000 , 000 ? Giles—Same, as othc $ 1 , 000 , 000 , Icick becal f have $ 2 , 000 , 000 ,—Ole! Dealer, . The Useful t*| I never liked a liar, but tile rain Wvz slieadm ' te a rs of son th e w inder pane, I An’ Ebcnfezer Smith dto.pl liis h a t aside-y I (He’s , noted for his trill Roily BOn to Clyde), I An', well, he se t an ’ gruel -’bou t commonplace e\l Till, dern ice, I w as gldo| th irty centsf. ‘An’ th e n old ^Cotton pulled ■ blame me, Sir, beforc| Ten m inutes I forgot the a t th e doors had me out- in -A r| ’Pbche chiefs helpin' of tho cowbe *the cattle thlefs. An’ I wuz p resen t.at thri ll Malvern hill f Till 1 declared on rainy h i dlls th e bill. "From Malvern hill he t i Turkey, se t a h ' gassa About th e th ing s tlie su lll he m et him last, 1 An’, though I h a te a Hal tain times, I ’ve founl F ’r Instance, -when it’s | cider’s goin’ round-ri That some old whiokerd entertain m e w ith l His lies a dern sig h t beta e st neighbor Smith. | - *“Ir He An* Subscribe for The i THEW B u r t . T H E ! [I ah ilyh i Thedford’s ’Blft. sated doctors*bill sixtyyears. Fortl ily ailments, sucbl ihdigOstion, hardI plaints, dliills &hl sees, headaches f complaints no oil necessary, It inti mates the liver, a stimulates actiouj puriBca tho Mi bowels of foul.... cures fiver compll sour stomach, f rheumatic painsJ Sofia, kidneytroua diarrfitea, bUiouj bolds andheadac] g'isthiallicdferiif mSI cent packs tooth liso for $11 a-substitutc. Ini ori^tod rnfide hi 'MeuioinaDompH ' I feslkvc thedj 1 * the txst HvtdM Io * d te r s n y a n d l .* tsiftRy* m twrifl f w I ; 8 *v StMtaaithy v?«h 1 httofSht. AJ.GI