The Cedarville Herald, Volume 26, Numbers 1-26

j 0 m Woman In B v n a e i i A* llw etoai sil by tfe* ffc,. i M k Story # f T*tgr Prwm~L*Um*rw**IWM*UM*** OtMHi* lets AWa.**% Umm Jfrnm iwh OAO i * XhMMun , Bmltm- mr* * I^SiinNP^Mn I never <to bwstoses with * woman that 1 don’t think of a ilttl* lnoMiant which imppenod when I was flrst mar­ ried to your so*. W* set up tumsvkeep- in* ?a on* of those cottage# that yon read about In the story books, bot that you want to shy away from when it’s put up to you to U ts in out of them, it w** justtho pises to go for « plonie, but It's Seen my experience that a fel­ low does most o f his picnicking before he’s married. Your ms did tbe cooking and I hue- tted for things to cook, though I would take a shy at it myself once in awhile and get up my muscle tossing flapjack*. St was pretty rough sailing, yon bet, but one way and another we managed to get a good deal of satisfaction out of it, because wo had made up our minds to take onr fun as wo V en t along. With mCjst people happiness is some­ thing that is. always Just a day off, gut I have made it a rule never-,to'Tmt off being happy till tomorrow, I was clerking in a general store at that time, but I had a little weakness toe live siaotk *»>u utea, sim I while I couldn't cford to plunge in a exactly l uunagvd to buy a iik«fy uttle s*»eto that I reckoned *n carrying thedjigh .the sumuec ea credit and proseati] .with a bill fur board in tire fsll/ J iwas Just a plain pig when he taut# _ ua, and wo kept him la a atii* *iy, but we weretfi tom: in flmtiug out that be , wasn't any ordinary root aial grunt Pig. 'll* flrst I icn.'w your nia was calling him Toby aud lu>.l turned him iooae. Answered fi» his name like a dog. Never aaw such a sociable pig. Wanted to sit on the porch with us. Tried to route into the house evenings, h'ssd to run down the road squealing for joy when he saw tpe coming homo from work. ■ ’Well, it grit on toward November, tud • Toby had been making the most of bis , ojiiHirtunities. i never row a pig that turned vow into fat so fast, and the . «touter lie got the hotter ids disposition : Jirew. jl reckon I was attached to him | myself Ina sort of a sneaking way, but ; I was mighty fond of hog meat, too, | and we needed Toby in the kitchen, sq j I sent around and had him butchered. 1 When l got homo to dinner next day, j X noticed that your ma looked mighty j solemn as she set the roast of pork , down in fruht of use, but I strayed off, i taunting or sometning else as l carved, { and my wits were off woolgathering . aurfe enough when I said; , ! "Will you have a piece of Toby, my 1 dear?" , Well, sir, she'just looked at me for'a moment, and then she hurst out crying and ran away from the table; But when I went after her and asked her what waa the matter she stopped cry- lng and was mad In a minute all the way through,. Called me a heartless, cruel cannibal. That seemed to relievo b***a to cry sgsls. a sggsd a s to tola Toby sut o f pick!* sad to bury htot to' tbs garden, f reasoned with her, sad ,||i the end I mads bar see that say jtpfKtuies tor Tehr, iwith park at S ’*•••» a pound, weald he a pretty ex- Pttolee for us. But flrst and last she had naaoaged to taka my appe- tUe away so that 1 didn't want any roast pork for dinner or cold pork tor supper. . That night I took what was left of Toby to a storekeeper at the Crossing, who % knew would tie able to gate on bis hums without bursting into tears, and got a pretty fair price tor him. ‘ I simply mention Toby in passing as an example of why 1 believe woinen weren’t cut out for puAuess jit least for the pork packing busluess. I’ve hud' dealings with ;t good many of them, first «j;d last, and it’a been my experi­ ence that when they’ve got a weak e«Be they add their sex to It and win, and that when they’ve got a strong case they subtract their, sex .from it and deal with you harder than c man. They’re simply bound to win either way, and X don’t like to‘play a game where I haven’t any show. When * clerk makes a tool break, I don’t want to beg hia pardon for culling his Atten­ tion to it, aud I don’t want him to blush and tremble and leak a little brine Into a fancy pocket handkerchief, A, little, change la a mighty soothing thing, and l like a woman’s ways too much at home to care very much for them at -the office, Instead of hiring women )[ try to hire their husbands, and then.I usually have them both working for me. There’s nothing Hkc a woman at home to spur on a man at tbe office. - • , Attractive That will he suitable for all classes, as , our stock is complete xu' every respect . find comprises different lines of i ; : C h a i r s s ( L * " ;■ C o u c h e s S i d e b o a r d s . ^ p r i u j ^ s ‘ • • r w . ' . Carpets! "Carpets! "S Sle represent some of the largest manufacturing concerns in this line7Which enables us to quote prices that surprise all : : r ; : : l , : • . * * *. • j . h . M c M i l l a n F un e ra l D irector * Furniture" Dealer. M a l a t # # .... W e & K t i e s s * . the terrorofstrongmenMiddelicatewomw, uke* , tbs joy of lifeAvay audopens the system to dtwwe. fAixUt N«IA*«, avoidstrong drugs,u*i a gentleTreatmen,. and Tonic Pellets will Ite’.p the natural forcestotestors perfect health, feed the blood aud palm the rose* on the cheek* A Treatment that actually cures without unpleasant sensations, SliBpl* sadBoohlet free , a Complete Treatment 0 »JL, *5 d*y* *5 *t* j r f * PiAY AND PIE Beth Good, hut It Isn't Wise ts Make , a Meal at Either ■ Of course all this 1$ going to take so much time and thought that jm,u won’t have a very wide margin left for golf— especially, in the afternoons. I simply mention this in passing, because t Bee in- the Chicago papers which have been sent me thhtyou were among the play­ ers on the links one afternoon a fort­ night ago. Golf's a nice, toplish game and there ain’t any ham in It so far as I know except tor the balls—the Stiff balls at the beginning, the lost balls in the middle and the highballs at tbe end of the game. But a youhg fellow who wants to be a boss butcher hasn’t much daylight to waste on ariy kind of links except sausage links. ■ • • .Of course a man should have a cer­ tain amount of play, just as a boy Is- entitled to a piece of pie at the end of bis dlnneri but he don’t want to make a meal of it. .Any one who lets sinkers take the place of bread and meat! gets bilious pretty young, and these fellows' who haven’t any job except to blow the bid man’s dollars are a good dan! like the little niggers in the pie eating con­ test at the county fair—they’ve a-plen­ ty of pastry and they’re attracting a heap of attention, but they’ve got a stomach ache coming to them by and by.—From'"Letteis From a Be,If Made Merchant to His Bon," by Georg* Hor­ ace liorlmeft. . Reduced Fares via Pennsylvania tines. ExcursionticketswillhesoldViaPennsyl­ vaniaJ.inee as follows: \ y To rows in M ikkxsota . "SoKftt D akota , S outh D akota and the Northwest, One-way Second-classSettlers’excursions, March 21 , 31 , April 7 th and 14 th. - . . To roiKTS ikth *V/ kst . N orthwest ajiij B ooth , Apr, 7 th andSlst, forHome-Seckcra excursion*,- ToN ew O rixahs , L a .. April tlth tolStb, inclusive, account NationalManufacturers .Ajftttocf&tioxie ’ . . ToTr. Louis, M o ., April 20 tht and 27 tl», account National and International Good Hoads Convention. To Sr.Lorrs, Mo., April 29 tli andMay Isr, Inclusive, account Dedication Ceremonies, Lonisiana X’urelias* Exposition, ■ To N ew O rleahs , La., May 1 st ahd 3 rd, inclusive, account the Atnerjctn Medical Association. To Lo«A hokiw , Cal., and BahFrancisco, Cal., May 2 nd andMay 11 th to l 7 th' inclu­ sive;alsoMay 3 rdand 18 th torcertaintrains account PresbyterianGeneral Assemblyanil National Association of Master Pluroers.of the United Btatea. . To Sr. Lone, Mo., June lOlh and 17 th, account Thirty-flm Baengerfest of North Atcarictn Saengerbonnd. To JB octok , Mass., July 2 nd to Sth, inclu­ sive, account National Educational Associ­ ation, „ For particularsconsult Ticket Agent, E. & Keys, Cedarvilla, Ohio. UP-TO-DATE ROBBER TIRE BUGGIES H * m e m b e r W O L FO K I) ap ir fie ft l i i » W n R u b b e r 'E lie n n n t l , g u a r a n t e am t h e m . H txbtrer 'Tires* a p p l i e d o ix w b o r t- n o t ic e . W5ATHSTOPSYOtlt SALARY! I t o l e A mpmt ** ft»r t h e r a m i H e p v t i r a a f n i l M inclia f o r t h e m . l * r l c e « M* * ' » • l e w d l y * » * n e n d m m m - w r i t e urn mwi w e w i l l , w e ll tt u t i d i mhms jyou,«*% t r f j y o u r d e i t i t T 'X h n d Wfintsa*. I) J. H. WOLFORD, CedMtrville, O. j XAPA. if you were going oil a long journey, you would leave mamma and me1 some money to tied until your return, wouldn’t yon How about that journey you will some day be compelled to take, and from which you will never re­ turn? Don’t you think you ought- to leave ua a little money then? / Salaried men. should insure, for their salaries cease at death. Business, professional and working men should insure, for their brains or their mus­ cles are the capital which provides their income, Death destroys both capital and income, Det your life be insured and-the blow that paralyzes brain and muscle cannot stop the in­ come or steal the capital, and your loved ones will he saved from want. The Mutual Life Insurance Com­ pany of New York is the Largest Ti> naueial Institution in the World, - ' W. L. CLEMANS, f, > Special Agent, Mutual Life Insurance r Co., of New York. ■8olicitto^*AgeBt,'-T-'C£daWiil^ Ohio. , NearlyForfeits His Life* - A runaway almost ending fatally, started a horrible nicer on tbe leg of J. B. Orner, Franklin Grove, 111. For four years it defied all doctors and all remedies. But Buckliu’s Arnica Salve> bad r n f trouble to cure him. Equally good for Burns, Bruises, Skin Eruptions and Files,- 25c at B. G, Kidgway’s Drug Store. In London last year the numlwsr of husbands who advertised disclaiming credit obtained by their wives was 876/ ' ’ \ ' ’ ’ POUTICAL ANMOOMCmm W* are authoriaed to aiiBouaee that W; B, 2k*v*Moo will be « {oaudidafe L r Imfirmary Director bw | fore the Itepuhlkau primary election. 1 We are authorized to announce the 3name of George Little a* a candidate for representative from Greene county subject to the coming Republican pri wary. We are authorized to announce Dr. 3. G. Carson as a candidate for Green County's choice for State Sena­ tor, at the. coming Republican pri­ mary. . ■ . ■ Wo are authorized to announce that O. A. Spahr will be a eandi datie for County Treasurer before the Republican primary election in April. ‘ We are authorized to announce that O, B, Kauffman will be a candidate for County Treasurer before the Republican primary election in April, . , We are authorized to announce Dr. J. J , Snider as a candidate for Greene county’s choice for the State Senate, subject to the Republican primary election. - We are authorized to announce Charles F- Howard as a candidate for re-nomnination to the office of Prose­ cuting Attorney, subject to the Re­ publican election, * ' ’ . We are authorized announce Judge Thomas B, Scroggy as a candidate for the nomination for re-election to the position .ofCommon Pleas Judge of Greene county. . ; We are authorized to announce J . W. Pollock as a candidate for Representative from Greene enunty to the legislature, subject to the Re­ publican primary election. We are authorized to announce that George Smith of Yellow Springs will he a candidate before the coming Republican primary for Greene county’s choice for Senator .from this district. , AREYOUGOINGWEST? ‘ ( Beginning FebruaryY6tb and con­ tinuing every day thereafter Until April 30tb, there will be a special rate to all points In Washington, Oregon, Idaho, Montana and British Columbia*' For maps, rates, •routes and other information write at once to T. D. Campbell, District Passen­ ger Agent, Wisconsin Central Rail­ way, 218 Pike Building, Cincinnati, Ohio, * Subscribe for The .Herald; 5 - ' WorkingOvertime. • Eight hour laws are ignored.hy those tireless, little workers—Dr. King’s Hew Life Pills. Millions are alWuys at work night and day, curing Indigestion, Biliousness, Codstipatioa, Sick Headache and ail stomach, liver and Bowel troubles, Ensyv-plensant, safe, sure, Oply 25<5at' B. G. Rjdg* way’s drug store. The German government operates 15,200 telephone central stations. . Well Again, The many friends o f John Blunt Will be pleased to learn that he lias en­ tirely recovered from Ins attack of rheumatism, Chamberlain’s Pain Balm cured him after the hfBt doctors in the townfMonon, Ind.)bad failed to give relief. The prompt relief from pain which this liniment afiords is •lone worth many times its cost. For sale hy C. M. Eiogway* , The electric motor is fast displacing the leather belt in factories. ft Saved Hit lay, 1’. A, Danforth of LaGrange, Ga., suffered for six months with a fright­ ful running tore on his leg; hut writes that llucklen’s Arnica Salve wholly cured it in five days. For HJcer, Wounds, Piles, it’s the best salvo in the world. Cure guaranteed. Only 25 cte. Sold by B. G, Ridgway, the druggist. —Seed Com for Sale, See samples at Kerr & Hastings; S, K. Williamson, , T*CttV* a CaMto O m Day. Take Warner’s White Wine of Tar Syrup, the best cough remedy on earth. 25 and 50 cents, Ben, G, Ridgway, Pharmacist. C a H riage vou S aixr - Jump eiiat jagger carriage in good condition and at low price. S. K. Mitchell. If it’s a billions attack, take Cbam berlain’s Stomach and Inver Tablets and a quick recovery i s », -rtain, For sale by C. M. Ridgway. Coitsilp&ifoir Does your head ache? Pain bacK of your eyes ? Bad taste in your mouth? It’s your liver I Ayer*s PiHs are liverpills. They cure const!- pation, headache, dyspepsia, '< ; • 2it, All druggists: Wantjourmauauchetrbearda btxutUal brownorriehliinck? tjumuis * . BUCKINGHAM'S UVEW .tS ,™ C R E A M O . , imoo. «» Sold to the C kowneu D aisy C ompany ,will bring you more tlmn 25 cents per pound for your Butter ajrid you have saved the trouble of making it. Shipments made on Monday, Wednesday and Friday.............. Price always 2 cents within Elgin market. .GomtieFDiaryGo’y.. C H I C H m E T S ENGU 8H PENNYROYAL FALLS f t r » >WM| M KMKMtac mlourr, SNMav JPAF®RiNWSI' wnk MteMarMs. oem ssem s oo. NONriMi4tl^duhibauHrA ibimui wiMilW'Bt it Wlfrlk„ 1 iRTIH ARN s M ni Jx Jp** h t i m ’i nwwi n « wp m r n u S m ^ S m __ IWrOTf A f t l . W*P f SPRING SUITS! ■ ■ j seh =.!;*,s t»f l.udii s 1 T u ih x t d u its in th e lurg^. e>t and n; eumph-fe ev»-r >h«»wn in X en ia and is - eludes a ll tin 1 co rrec t new htyh - ^itowu tills kx-r.soa. A ll W oo l C overt m lU* sev e ra l colors, a t 8.5fi. 10 and $12 each. A ll W oo l O h evo jt Fulls, excellent wyltjn, h lack , b lues and b row ns, a t lb , 12.50, 18 .50 ,15 an d on ■ u p to #25 ,00 . A lso a la rg e assortm en t (,f Etmuine S u its aud B roadclo th S u its In rlnany excellen t styles. r i ... { Harr ir~r \ ' A verI P'T^dar ami drewy spring tap, | 1__ ___- .................... f . J l l >plenty »t atylcg to pick from*•ciriit-r i.aed or uulined, price iG, ^li.GO, £3.0, £12.00 and Rli> each, „ _ ~ j About 40 All Wool WalkingSkir?.«3bmk- j WA L K U b J i I I \ l b | en ]iBCt bkcka- hrovfm myH> gf)lMl ztylee, reduced ae lollovre; §3.00 Boven Gore Skirts, now..—.- $2,50; $4,00 Rina Gore Skirts, now ,.-.-,,..,....,,...,,......... ,.............$2.95 QTTTrjrr w a c iF ry I Mercerized Duck Embroidered fronts, ' ’ ’ wljito and blue, at $ 2,0() each. Printed Piques and Ducks, ivitheilk stocks, »t §2, §2,F>0 $3.00,'. $4,0<) each, i if \ JOBEBROS. & CO. XEN IA , OHIO . ; m O * T S B I s IHondayEvening,ftpfil 6 , 1903 . f e S f ' /&*y r \ * i ' a m GANAWflJj GOItOREDGORCERT « GOJIPARY. * . ’’The vast volume ofjubilant chorous, tile profound baw and the sweet soprano, the orchestra and other parts are all exceedingly and enjoyable aiid should not be missed.” G e n e r a l A d m iw H io u - ' - 3 5 O e x i t ia k • ?W ?WW ??5 ??5 ? ?5G ?? ?W ?W ?W ?? ?C ? ?W ?WW ? t5W ! S p r i n g W r a p s In Silk will be largely worn; we’ve got some very good designs at fair prices, from $£.75, $6.50 up to $17/50. These are famous Monte Carlos shape. C j . J t g No one can gues* the style of the Itosdy-to-waer . Tailor-made Suits that we toll. Beautiful colors.. ..--- *-3 iu Navy, Black and Brown, at $12.00, $15.1)0 and $1*.75, S k l f t S Mii^t hang right or no satisfaction. Our* S k i r t s - ___ ______ are excellent values and guaranteed t o ---------- *- plaaiss—both the party and the purse; prices $1.25 to $2,75 and «p. W a t S t S d«cribe here W a | S t S A i r . All-wash China, a favorite cluster o f ----------- - Trickling down the front, button, new style sleeves, lined throughout j price* $3.75 to $5 j60, in Madras, Black aud White Taffetta. Fin* * assortment of Wish Fabrics at 30 cents and 15 cents per yank C a r p e t s , » « -™i c a r p e t S ,” 7V r , . . excellent designs of \ civet, Ingrain and Body Bruasells. Prices a* low*s at any other store is tbe «Hy. Mada and laid to pleasi. Our upholsters have An* repntatiosa. .Hutchison & Gibney, ' North Detroit Stresff, Xsuie, O. :iS } J :Vi" jf. ■ ■ fmemet#am* pswows W. M. HARBISON» c. & mm* PraeBdil Millar and Knginwr. f | | | | m f M g M f t f t f i , her o f the M- K. t-harck, and t s r n s —— Ptot, N*. M, G. A. R . ............ . M i a ! t t l t a N t Phcio. Metal fH, lurs *u*»l ’g \ H 1 p. % w