The Cedarville Herald, Volume 26, Numbers 27-52

WityaPstefirSmtet Thep rac tica lp a in te r says, It mate him smile when a man insists on Patten's 'Sun-Froof Paint It al­ ways means another job fromihe man next door* Envy is just another name for human nature? . Patton's) S u n - P r o o f Paint It faraousfor Ita lasting qualltlesT Hade fxotna scientific formula , ot the test materials, machinemixed in exact proportions, it is the only paint that resists the anti and weather. Never peels, crack# or chalk# off, and guaranteed to wear for five years. Send for book of Paint Knowledge and Advice (free) to t*ATTOH PAINT CO., | A U k* » t., Milwaukee, Wis. FOE HALE BY IvERR & EASTINGS EROS,, CEBARVILLE, OHIO, - t o - d a t e T h a t w ill h e s u ita b le fo r All c la s s e s , as o u r s to ck is complete, i» ev e ry re sp ec t " ' > anri coAlprjs.es d iffe ren t lin e s o f . : : f, < O J w * i i v ® 1 ; V, <? . *_ ,y, a ;, A - %* i n s i s t v , / r i ‘ • - 1 ’ V T T o e l c e p i s "* , C e n t e r ^ t SHI d e b o l t r d ^ , + , - - e re p re se n t some q f th e la rg e s t m anu fac tu ring , , concerns i n tip s lin e w h ic h 'e n a b le s n s to •q iio te p rices t h a t su rp r is e a ll i : : ,t i : : '• • * • • .Funeral -Director Furniture Dealer,, fern; ftleafe:faWesli 1 , 1 ■ , 7- - • 2 • - r w Commencement Day Chiffonetie. "A Dainty Clean Fabric unsurpassed for such occasions. -The goods and the right pri s pleasekall; per y«mJ.T„„45c, 50c, 75c, ' Cool Dress Goods for Summer, I)(milk's marked down to 10c, Grenadines, Etamines, figured Brillrantecu, D iIiesf SiIkdowne 3 , Fean do Crep , Kakai, and . all the ucw weaves. Solid Colored Silks .,.,„ ;.„ .k .„ .,,,„37 ic . White Dress Goods, Summer. x " All signs indicate this as the great season tor white goods* We , are all well fixed in India Liueli, Persian Lawn, Swisses, plain and dotted. The new fabrics in Oxford, Madras, Chevoits, Mercerized, figured and plain,: solid and stripe are. selling fast. Silk Tissue, Japs, China, ’Tafletta, Peau de Spin, Penn do Cygne, figured Brillirintee. Come in early ahd inspect them, , House Cleaning Time. Makes our Carpet men hustle and our beautiful patterns go fast, Most everyone are buying n w Mattings, Curtains, 8 h * Linoleum, Hiedaline Fortiers, etc., from our well Selected 2 2 1 1 2 ALBONRS SUPERSTITION. A H um That railed mid 3 Lively. Tempest In a Hotel, Signor Ardifi ill hi-} autnhjiivjra-r phy tells tUo following s-tovy of the finger Albysii'e t'upi’ratitiun re­ garding tho number thirteen: "Once, bu the opez'-ion of her first visit to Chicago—a very emnli and Smiguificaat town in -thorn days-™ wo arrived late and ju>t in. time to retire for tlio ni-pit. A great quan­ tity of luggage had been sent on by train in mlvaiMT, and our business miuiuger'had feeured « bedroom at the hotel for Album, Tho proprie­ tor had been informed of roadiuno'e painful Buperstiliousm*?!) and had been implored not to give her room No, 13. "As it happened, however, room No. 13 was the only empty and suitable apartment for the prima donnn on that particular”oc­ casion, and in order that she should, not become aware of this unlucky ifct tho hotel manager caused'a piece of paper bearing another num­ ber to.be gummed over the painted number outside her bedroom door, "AU Wpnt smoothly at first. Al- boni was Ushered into her room, her boxes were unpacked' by' her inaid, and she wis served with -supper preparatory to going To bed.' sud­ denly she started‘up,, agitated by] the thoughtdbat’it would-be just as well to-know the number of her Toom. She picked up a ’candle and peered opt into the darkness of the •corridor to yeeonnolter. In a far shorter time than it takes’k e to, write theseTurns the house was in a' fearful .’uproar, .bells were ringing and th e -hotel' people^ and guests rushing Shout in a state ■ of panic, thinking tha t they were about to be burned alive in their jbeds. r ' „ "Alboni .was' discovered standing in front of her door’in’th e ‘.attitude of a -tragedy qucoiq with the ,catidle in one hand-arid the fatal’piece "Of paper hearing the.fictitious number in. the other. ’And, what is more, she Was not-to be beaten. No -per­ suasion on earth would .induce her to rest quietly,in No. .13. ‘.No. one could resist her ‘pleading eyes and piteous face, so finally an elderly gentleman, was -politely .but firmly asleep to give up]his room, which, had to 'b e thoroughly" rearranged,- wliilo he stood about' shivering and 3 * x- ' j, fra *t 1 */,.?* t , ' i I- fV--.'*-*'- * e - the fatal number Jiatefoson$ Gitoey, The “Bee ttlve Store,” I- jj N . Detroit t . * - Xenia, Ohio* ij We Olfer To-Day On Sound Ear Corn, Cool and Sweet, Delivered! at Trebeins, t A r \ n Per Bushel, of 68 z A A ? W O Pounds to Bushel No Shoveling, Good Dumps* Call, Write o r .Telephone. ColonialDistillery Company Trebeins, Ohio. , L O W R A T E S TO TUTS -4 SOUTH, SOUTHEAST AND SOUTHWEST **' VIA. :UtlFFN IbVi-’r ' KIT Lq** * f H idemmu a e u M tM i m t * k , wKw# .. WRITE FOft HATKi. Hiss. CHANGE IN TIME OFTRAINS. *4-. • Under a new new schedule in of- ffeet May ‘M, passenger trains over j the Pennsylvania Lines leave Cedar* villo ss- folio w t r . f • •-•■ "... -. ■ ■ • No, SI, H;Z4 a. m* No. 82, 4r4ST p. m. No, 323: 31 p* nr. t » Ktop for Columbus passengers and oast and paswmgow from Momnv land west, ' * I xVjfr^T jN tU h h 1 0 4 1 rt* 1 W* %&* 81, f c g j jp .m . No. f'ik) p, m, 1 For particular information o» (ho iattljref apnlv fo ticket agent, 13. H. IKayrs*, „ Seaside Geometry. * In the AHeyxiian, the school mag­ azine of Dulwich, appears mwitty^ paper oh Seaside Gcomefry/J,froin' which wo 'take the’following:. Definitions.—The "landlady of a boarding house is a parallelogram5*-" that is, an oblong' angular figure which cannot, be . described, but which is equal to anything. , . . All tho rooms being taken, a sin­ gle room is said .to be a double room.; Postulates,—A pib may be .pro­ duced any number of times] The clothes of a boarding house] bed, though’produced ever so. far both ways, will never meet. Any, two .meals at- a boarding house are together less than one square meal. . On the same bill and on the same side of it there shall he two charges, for the' same thing,—London Ex-] press. . , Tho Nety Cop «t a' Fire, There was a fire the other day uptown, and reporters Bprang np from everywhere, and made for the scene* - A green policeman, swelling visibly with, importance,, was trying to keep back the curious, who .Would have hampered tho movements* of the firemen. When the newspaper men pushed their way through tho throng he gruffly ordered them away. "But ye’re reporters,” they said. <fWe Want to get some particulars about the fire.” "Ah, gVan; get.out of here I” he growled. "You can read all about i t in the papers tomorrow.”—New York Press. . ir-A - -- ' In the Day’# Work. Como to think of it, life is made up of but one day at a time. Nei­ ther tomorrow nor yesterday is ours. To make the best of every day is the secret of a happy life. In making the best of every day busi­ ness and pleasure are equally cared for and perfection is made of the well doing of trifles. So each morn­ ing plan well and each day endeavor to live out the plan. The;world is full of good things and beautiful things if one sets out to look for them. In this may he found the sc- cTct of a successful and happy life.- Not Heirtlng, " I suppose you are resting now, that the legislature is not in ses­ sion.” * "My friend,*’ replied Senator Sor­ ghum, "you don’t understand, this business a t all. The work of mak­ ing preliminary arrangements is tho hard work. When the legislature** in session all you have to do iff to see that the goods are delivered;”-— Washington Htar, II<y—jf)a you khmv of any place where it is proper for man to pre­ cede woman ? She—Certainly; in the diction- „ • " /Patience—You say olio is parfmu* lar? " Pa trice - oli, v-f-ry^ .Why, she won't eat topAwgtw without gloves. ■*<#ws»uyisi.* - •■" -t ■ ■.................... iMtsm»cc-'-I4Umh-r,.mml uhv heal her ku-br»hd with .i <.lab. (l trice-YV , ehr. did? it tyrfl the AOf. - * ✓ $fg*M CONDENSED STORIES. The. Trial Court Jtootr. |» a Prolific Source of Wit, "There is no place in-the world like the trial court room for one to get fho rea^genuine, ‘idamhon-your- fcgt-uml--think* wit,” rpmarked Sec­ retary Hhaw in a moment of respite fyoni his own arduous manual labor of being rmvtary of the treasury as (veil as acting for the thrve assistant reeretarieo wlio ordinarily divide with him tho work qf signing 5,000 documents q day, "We had a judge out in Iowa—he is dead now—who caused me many 0 side splitting laugh. lie was deliberate and flunint in manner and speech, al­ ways moderate in tone and used few gestures. He had been appointed judge by the governor of the state and had served for one term just to get tho title- and then resumed his large practice. . After the governor had served his term also he, too; took up lus practice. Tho two were always severe on each .other in the tri'd Of. a case. Oho day the former governor as a final broadside to the jury declared, in Sorrowful tones that there was one act of his official life which he had always regretted with mortification. That was,the appointment to the bench of his op­ p o n e n t^ tho bar. _ . • • • " fGentlemen of the jury,’ remark­ ed tlio judge in question when' it came to Ids opportunity to be heard, fit is with more, regret than f can just‘.now-.express that I have- just listened to the self condemnation of the governor fo r the only public act hc^eVer performed-that met with general approval.’ ” —New York Tribune. ' 1 rim i i m w i Humor with a Western Tinge, TThg father of the sliah of Persia hadmore adventures and escapades duringTbis lifetime than, had‘per­ haps any other- monarch. .Once when, traveling through Russia his train left thp vails near Odessa and Trilled over an embankment. '.'The shah was, found afterward, qUitewn- injured, under one of-tho scats, Only two tldngs were wounded— his-majesty’s dignity and his majes-, ty’s spectacles. The shah at the conclusion of liis visit to Russia sent to'thg manager of the-railway a let­ ter and a small parcel. In the let­ ter he thanked the manager for the trouble be had p u t himself to in "breaking the monotony, of the journey in tho way he had done. Would the manager as a'remora- bronco’ accept a small, present?” The present was a -|>air of battered spectacles.; The humor was quite" western in character.. ; 1 _1 A Good Lo$#, Arnold Daly received*his first. Ies- jgqn in the art of repression from the l.atp Prank Mayo. ,At the age of twentyMr. Daly waff intrusted with the part of Chambers in' "Padd’n-: hejid -Wilsbn/’ and naturally- lie*de­ termined to dp. Ids best,, whicli in this particular instance.happened to be his worpt. . < ’ In a melodramatic situation he fairly bellowed] shouted and shriek­ ed out his emotions. Tho result was “snvEtt riso r r again , m V dot .” inevitable, Bit by bit his much abused voice fell to pieces, and a t last there came an evening when, whispering, he gesticulated his way through the performance, After the performance that even­ ing he .approached Mr. Mayo and whispered hoarsely i "Axvfuliy sor­ ry, Mr. Mayo, that I ’ve given such a bad performance, but my voice failed me. I ’ve lost it.” Mr. Mayo brought Ms hand down forcibly on Mr. Daly’s shoulder and replied,'"For heaven’s Sake, my boy, never find it again I” )L«fegJ Satisfaction, "How did you come out with your lawsuit?5’ " I won it.” "Get-damages?” "Sure. I got almost enough” to nay my lawyer”—Cleveland Plain' peeler. ^ ’aftyfj Hi# Regret*, "She married him to reform Mm.” "Well?” "Well, ho how says ha’s sorry ha aver needed reforming.”^-CMcigO T e s t Out to T«» First Golf Sttek—You seemvery chipper today. Second Golf Stick—Yesj a girl I* going to takt M* out to 4*#.—iI*hU« t i M i k UP-TO-DATE RUBBER TIRE BUGGIES R e m e m b e r W O I ^ F O l i i i a p jp H c a lris» o w n R u b b e r -ri iire t* » « J g W o r a ,i t c c » t r i e m . l i n b b e r T i i - c a n p p l i c r l <ux « b i> r t n o t i c e . Tbe above represents a combination run-about top buggy, with naked thousand-mile axle, and open bead' spring. The wheels are 42-44 rubber tire while the track is 4 feet 8 inches. The body is 22 inches wide with 8 bow full leather top and hangs on^the Bailey body loop. The cloth trimmings are green. The body is black , while the' gear is painted With the fashionable New York red, There is a full length strip of velvet' carpet, The shafts have the quick shifting shaft coupler. . - J . I I . W O L F O R D , l. X e n i a AV em ie . , C e t J a r v i lJ e , P WINONALAKE* INDIANA. ’ , Delightful Summer Resort ;ort the Penn ‘ sylvania Lines. Indiana’s famous summer' resort; Winona Lake on the Pennsylvania Lines, is ah attractive place for; per­ sons ^desiring to combine devotion, rest and recreation, This resort is the sight of Winona Assembly' and Bummer School, and is annually vis­ ited by maav persOns from all parts of the United States. ' ‘Beginning May 15th. the opening of the season at -Winona Lake, ex­ cursion tickets to ihnt resort will be placed on sale"via PennsylvaniaLines. For particular information about' fares and time of trains apHy to Tick­ et Agents of the Pennsylvania Lines, ot to F, Y»n Dusen, Chief Assistant General Passenger Agent, Pittsburg, Pa, Information about' .attractions at Winona Lake furnished in' reply to'inquiries addressed to Mr. ' 8 . -C Dickey, Secretary and General.Man- . & C 0 . s r r o i E r E : $100 REWARD, $100. , .The rehclevs of this paper will ho pldosed to learn that there Is' at least one dreaded disease that sciencehns been able lo cure in all its stages and that is Catarrh. Hall’s Catarrh Cure Is the only positive cure now ,known to tho medical fraternity. Catarrh facing a-Constitutional ■disease, requires a constitutional treatment, Hull'd Catarrh' Caro It i t a internally, acting directly up­ on tho blood and mucus surfaces of the sys­ tem, thereby destroying the -foundation of; the disease, and gtvirig tho patient Strength by building up tho constitution anp assist­ ing nature jin doing its work. The proprije* tors have somuch faith In Its curative pow­ ers, that they offer One Hundred Dollars ftir any case that i t fails to cure. Send for list of testimonials, . Addres. P. J. CHENEY ACO; Toledo, 0. Sold by Druggists, ?6e. Hall’s Family Tills are tho best. Reduced fares via Pennsylvania Lines. Excursion tickets will he sold viaPcnnsyl- vauial.ines as follows: ■■■■■■>. To B oston . Hass., .TulySrtd todlfi, inclu­ sive, account National Educational.Associ­ ation. To Points in Sooth and Southwest Terri­ tory, April 2lst, Hay 5th, 10th, June 2nd, lCtu, July 7th, and Hist. One-Way Second,; Class Settlers’Tickets To Denver, Col., account Yonng People's Society of Christian Endeavor, will bo told July 0,7 and 8, To Tent City, (San Diego, Cal„T July 8 to August 31, inclusive, - To Baltimore, July 18 and lo. account Annual Meeting, Grand Bodge, Elks, July 7,21, August 4 and 18, Home-Seek, era’ tickets will be sold to points in* the West, northwest, south and southwest, July 3 find 4 excursion tickets may be Ob­ tained at ticket stations on tho Pennsyl­ vania lines to any other on those lines with­ in a radius of 2Wmiles. Excursion tickets, will he valid to return until July C, Indus-; ivc, 7 Special farts to California, ficcotmt Na­ tional Encampment Grand Army of tho; Itopublio Will oo lh effect July 31 to Aug­ ust 13, inclusive. For particulars regarding low fares, through trains, ctS„ apply to nearest ticket agent of tho Pennsylvania Bines. A Woman’* Complexion. It Is rank foolishness to attempt to remove solidwness or gt^hsiness of the skin by the use of riosmetiei, or "local” treatment, as advocated by the "beauty doetors.” .The,only safe and sore Way that n womans can Im­ prove her complexion is by purifying and enriching tho blood,a which can only he atojmp.bhed by keeping the liver healthy and active. I ’hc liver (S the seat of disease and blood pollu­ tion, Green’s August Flower acts di­ rectly bn tlm liver, cleanses s«d ert- rielits tlm blood, purifies the complex­ ion. I t also cures constipation, bili­ ousness, nctvousne&h and imtuces re* fleshing sleep. A single bolito of August Flower has been know to cure tho must pronounced pud distressing eases of dyspepsia and indigtntion. Now trial sire bottle, l!3rj regular sire Tn cents, at all druggists. lender whips, machine nil and bay fork* at Kerr A Hasting Bus, Iff .Summer Unfieftaeaf SPECIAL! ' ■' - ’dS tv .- ; LADIES’ RIBBED VESTS, plain -and; fancy, excellent quality, - taped sleeves and neck, as good as usnally sell for 15c. •Now....-xoC Finer Summer Vests;at 12|c, 15c, 25e afid...!.]............. Men’s Bnlbriggan Shirts and Drawers, two qualities, 25cand,.....20C Muslin Underware for Summer* “ ,tn ( Jj, ' . ’ ■* ’ *“ 4 ,, \ - ^ w ! New styles, new ideas, Mewvalues fop. mid-summer sale. Ladies’ Cor­ set Covers, ten different styles, each........ ................................. 25 c Besidgff a largq assortment at, each 39c, 50c, 75c aml ... ..,..<^i,oQ White Skirts at 50d, 75c, 81.00 and $1.25, up.. At 81.00 we have six ucw styles equal to any 81.50 skirt ever sold. See them at once. 5 .Muslin Drawers* Five styles at 26c. Excellent values and a largo aasortmoift at fi9o 50c, 7fic and $1.00, Ladies’ Gowns* Five styles at 50c each, nil nicely trimmed ’and “good material. At 75c, $1.00, $1.25, $1.50 and $2.00 W 0 have plenty of new styles and cheaper, than you can make .them. Children’s Drill Waists 2 for 25c. Children’s Muslin Drawers 2 for 25c. See this line—it will help you. Wash Goods. The very latest and newest styles:—Batiste at 121c and 10c; Printed Dimities, fine quality, 15c; Printed Lace Stripe, very new, 15c; 2000 yards more Bates Seersucker Gingham remnants. Just received a I2lc Gingham for 10 c a yard. Before buying elsewhere, look here. JOB E BROS. & CO- x e n i a 4 , o h i o * arrsaa r r E b e r s o l e P i a n o s ABSOLUTELY DUPABLE* “We hate for a number.of ye»fs used Eteraole Pianos in the Conservatory Where they are constantly subjected to tha hard­ est kind s t nse. We have found the Ebersole to b* * good, durable piano, well able to stand the wear and tear of the innate room.’1 Miss P laju i U ub , Directress Cmcinaatl ooniemtory ot Kalla, aiAHUSAOTlrtttO Vf , The Sm ith & Nixon P ian o CD. iO and 12 E. PotkrtH S tr u t, CINCINNATI, O. MORPHINE 0 Meeiitat*£fttttxi%Heehlteiamiail iliMte pwmatietffly cured, without pain or detantkm from fctuduu*. taatint no * *wfwtr for drug* of.other stimulants. W*a rwtora th4 asaryoua and physical ayawaaa p thilrnatural«hndlttetttecanatwc pmm i Conftdanttat wit* wiHdwiil writ* toAay, ilf * a d h * € ,la * ie ' InbA iaM iiHH lsB . . . WrMFIWi * / : , tftf. t> V -> 1|#A #■ ' #• »*. 0 *