The Cedarville Herald, Volume 26, Numbers 27-52

Fur l'ltfellenrc Our Job : . Work will compare with that uf any oilier firm, . , . vht wdarville x»v:s Ind'', is I-' •■Mi rsrsf it’d wish an E-Slvfff-I ■a, that jvmr ri? ist due ar.il ft prompt t:f file i is ttiv desired. .» TWENTY-SIXTH YEAR NO 47. CEUARVILLE. OHIO, FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 15. 1905. PRICE $1.00 A YEAR. BONES OF THE VALUABLE HOG "Top Notcher,” Belonging to Mr. R. C. Watt, Were Shipped to Columbus, Saturday. The highest price hog in the'United States wiib shipped from Cedarville last Saturday aud it was the bones of ‘.‘Top Notcher,” this greatest male hog ever known to Dnroc Jersey breeders. The animal was the property of It. C. Watt, owner of the Cedar Vale herd of which "Top Notcher” was at the head. The death of the niiimal sever­ al weeks ago from lung fever seems to have brought about considerable regrejf on the part of the breeders as well as public notice among, others interested. Before the death of the auimal Mr. Watt had prepared to send him to the World’s Fair at St., Louis next year, had he lived, but from- the present arrangements we learn that it is possible that "Top Notcher’s” bones will be there just the same. Last Saturday a third year student from the Ohio State Univer­ sity, Mr. Fitzgerald, came to Mr. Watt for the purpose of exhuming the remains of.the noted animal and take the bones to Columbus, which he did that evening., The.bones will be prepared and mounted and will, if possible, be sent to the St, Louis World's Fair next, year with the Ohio State Exhibit.1 To show that PROFESSOR APPEARED. HOW'S' THIS? ENGLISH PRONUNCIATION. Professor N, II. Stull, the thbarn On Oct. 21, I)/M . Kqnnon thrash- The Way Some Names Are Maltreated school teacher who is charged .with : ed I17G bushels of wheat in five hours, ; on the Other Side, uinvarrantedly whipping Roy Casjui, ’ including two stops of fifteen minutes oue of his pupils, appeared before IVo-i each, for Frauk Corry. 170 bushels- bate Judge Shoup Saturday, but did j were thrashed the first hour. The not make any plea. His attorneys L. Iwheat wag in the bam and the urn G, Long, of Dayton, and M J, Hart- { cliiue was fed from' one side only, ley, of Nonin, filed a motion to quash (The average was 28 bushels per acre, the imfnnnation against Stull, and the i mojtion will be argued on November 16, III tbo 820C bond. meanwhile be is under DEATH O F MRS, SCOTT . RETURNED HOME. - .Hinton, Ky., Nov, 2.—For .over two years two o f t«e bes physicians, in this part of of the state, have been treating"Mr. E. J. Thompson, a pop­ ular local school teacher, for diabetes. They told him that but littie could be dope to help him. He made up his mind to try a ngw remedy called. Dodd’s Kidney Pills, aud says: y .v "They saved me when tl)Q;>doctors held out .no hope. I took,, ia all, about ten boxes. I will always praise Daddla Kidney;Pills■■Tpy—tbe good they have done for me.” : Many people, and some physicians, stillipersist in Umbelief that didbetes the hog was one oF the greatest ever 'j?,'a»incurable disease. Our teacher, r, r . , .v\ IMr. lhompson, says it is curable, for. • Aft? RO‘VX Yf £k IT.kr »Ikn .IllAI TlVOii" ,11 iv'v 1 •<*% V 'V 'i ‘ W* 1 ' » • , ■. —. Dodd s Kulnev Puls cured him after Mr. and Mrs. L. L. Aitkcn and little daughter, of Colorado Springs Colorado, left Monday for their home, after a visit of several weeks with' her parents, Mr. and Mrs, J. W, Pollock, Rev. Pressley Thompson, wife and family, of Washington, Fn., have also been guests of Mr, and Mrs. Politick, Rev, ’ Thompson and sou, Wilber, have returned lxonie, •while Mrs.. Thompson will remain fir some time , The Teacher Won. ■know is proven by the fact that the state has gone to this expense, &ot only to enlarge the exhibit, but. for the purpose of a study For stock feed­ ers-and breeders. The animal weighed about 900 pounds at death, Mir. Watt informs the Herald that he has re­ ceived many letters of consolation from breeders over the-loss of “ Top Notcher.” , Oue of the strongest is from the^secretary of the association to. which he lieiongs, in which the secretary state?, that be was sorry to hear of the loss of the hog for the sake of the breed, for the animal was tile greatest' ever recorded, Mr, Wnttcaii take consolation in the fact that he has a number of young “ Top Notchera” just coming on .and that the great value of-the sire was not fully recognized until lie was dead two good physicians had treated him for. two years without success.. A remedy that’ will curd diabetes will surely cure any case of kidney trouble. ^ • i Low Fares to Chicago via Pennsylvania ; Lines. " . / . . November 29, 30 mid Dec. 1, ex­ cursion tickets to Chicago, lice,onat Fourth Annual International Stock Exposition will be sold via Penusyl Vania .Lines; For further information apply to nearest Ticket - Agent of Pennsylvania Lines. Mrs. .Elizabeth Scott wtfs buried at Massies Creek cemqtary, Thursday, the remains being brought here from Franklin, where the deceased died at the home of a daughter, last Monday, Several.friends gathered at the - ceme tary, anu g whom were Mrs Mary Boyles and son, Fred, of Dayton ( Miss Lula Henderson 1msbeen quite sick for some time. •: ^Graham wafers and ovsterettes, good and fresh at Shrouds.’ Charles Gillnugh nml' wife were Springfield visitors Monday. —Reduced prices on all heating stows at Keif'ifc Hastings Bros, Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Spencer, of Xenia, were guests of Mr. and Mrs. Will Spencer a day or so this week. -—Opera House, Nov. 27—42o.ng- ers, Skilful Dancers aud .Specialties, The local -football team will play the Champion Har-i sters'at Spririg- field tomorrow: The Rollmnn Meat and Food Chop­ per at your dealer’s for 50c. See. ad­ vertisement in this issue. - Manager Frank Jackson has seour ed tlie famous Barlow and Wilson Minstrels for Nov. ■27 at the opera house. This organisation has the rep­ utation o f being a first class one and should be greeted by a large audience. Mr?. M. A. Oreswell and Mrs. W .! —It is now time to look after your J. Smith returned Thursday evening stoves before winter is upon you after a month’s visit with relatives in Acorn stoves are the best at Kerr & the South. Hastings Bros. Low Fares for Thanksgiving Trips via Pennsylvania Lines. Excursion tickets will be sold Nov. 25 and 26 at, ticket stations of the Pennsylvania Lines to stations on those lines within 156 miles of selling point, good returning until Nov. 30, inclusive. Low fare tickets will be sold for students and. instructors of colleges, seminaries and universities going home to spend Thanksgiving holiday vacation. For particulars, consult Local ticket agent of Renp- .sylvafiia Lines. , So Good That It Will Surprise You * HEINZ m i n c e m e a t Perhaps i f you try it you will like it even better than your own— it certain­ ly costs no more and its usd. saves lots of trouble and work so it ought to be worth a single trial at least--especial­ ly when you know that like all Ileinzt goods it is. O Cleanly Prepared ' ” W# have ft Instone crunks, glass jars of convenient-size or by the pound, , A lso Heinz Apple Butter, Peach Butter Sweet Spiced Pickles ; Olives and Catsup at BIRD’S M AMM O TH STORE. 'Mrs. Lucy McClellan has. been called to Indianapolis by the sickness of her son, George. David Tarhox left Tuesday for Zion City, taking a colt with him that ,is said to have been sold to some of the high officials of that city for 8300. liov. W. J. Sandemn is expected nom;p the last of the week. There, will be services as usual.at h'schurch. The prizes given by the Aliens at the opera house last Saturday night were drawn by Miss Mabie Griadie-, a silver cracker howl; Robert ..Ford, a silver water pitcher; Helen Keves, n fruit dish atd Mrs. Bert McFarland a half dozen silver knivos, forks aud .spoons. . Mr. John McPherson of Xenia, ex- county Auditor is preparing to leave this county and settle fu Mississippi where he will locate on a 6000 ncre tract of timber laud. Mr. McPherson is interested with several Greene county people in the lumber business. The drawing for the pony, which O. O. Weimer will give away Mon­ day afternoon at one o’clock, is al­ ready altrading considerable ntten tention. The boys and girls about town all have, an interest in the drawing and there is no doubt some­ one will be made happy ,on next Monday.' Lost Article Alfium. The French railway companies have issued to all stations an al­ bum which contains pictures of ev­ ery possible article that a traveler is likely to have about him. Owing to the great number of passengers who are unable to speak French it is often found difficult to trace lost articles from the description given. Now all that a passenger lias to do, is to point to the missing article in the album. Blowing Their Own Trumpet. “ Sometlung for a present, not too expensive? Yes,madam. These phonographs arc very popular." “ But are they good?” “I ’ve sold a great many and had no complaints. I need hardly say more, madam. They speak for them­ selves."—Punch. <3 ootl solid durable, working shoes $ 1 . 00 , $ l i 35 and $ 1.50 at Siegenlhnl rs’, Springfi Id. We usually laugh at the'foreign­ er’s efforts to master the pronuncia­ tion of our mother tongue, hut most of us are sat without doubt when we come to pronounce certain prop­ er nouns. Any number of surnames and geographical pames receive as many as four different renderings, and it is quite impossible to per- Buade any one that his or her way ia not’ the correct one. Some sur­ names are so malterated as to be quite unrecognizable from the spell­ ing. No wonder the average indi­ vidual finds an English dictionary indispensable. Probably the most remarkable quartet are Colquhoun, Marjori- banks, Chblmondeley and Bagehot. They look much less impressive when spelled as pronounced—Co- hoon, Marshbanks, Chumley and Bajoti Phonetic spelling deprives many names of their terrors. That awful name Geoghegan would be­ come simply Gagan, Rutliven would be Riven and Cockburn Koburn. Some people are much annoyed if they are not addressed in their own special way. Mr. St. John likes to he called Sinjin, but as a geo­ graphical term he does not mind your saying Saint John. Anstruther is doubtful, but often shortens into Anster.' The “Macs” also are very, susceptible regarding, their sur­ names: I f you want to he friends with McLeod and Maclean call them Makloud and Maklane, and if you have' intentions regarding Mr, Strachan’s daughter don’t call hint Strakan if you value your chances, but Strawn. Following these good intentions, you must address Beau- clerk as Beauclare and Beauvoir aS Beever. In case you ever move in ambas­ sadorial circles or make friends on the Riviera, don’ t forget the Baron de Longueville is called Lonevqal, M. St. Cyr -will answer you if you say Sanseor. .Markyarvelee will be as near as!you can get,to Machiavel- li, but possibly you may be able to avoiu this distinguished personage, A couple of “ Saints” are rather puzzliiig. St. Clare should be ren­ dered pinclair, and if you would win a rimile of approval pronounce St. Leger Sellinger or Selleger. Duchesne lias such an awe inspir­ ing appearance it is a pity we must pronounce it Dukarn. :Heathcote is shortened into Hefchcut, and Dill- wyn has quite an Irish flavor when pronounced Dillon, Desqiiesnes is not so difficult aS it looks. Dekane would pass mus­ ter,, and you may also come acroBS Dekimn. Regarding Charteris and Sandys, you will win approval in high society if you stick to Charters and Sands, and. those individuals known as Jervis, Berkeley and Der­ by like to hear the first “ e” turned into “ ah.” Why, it is difficult to say.—-London Tit-Bits. Overdressed For Hla Part. A justice of the peace who exer­ cised the functions of that office in a city where such officials are per­ mitted great latitude had before him a suspicious character aif Traigncdupon a charge of vagrancy. The prisoner, who was quite well dressed, secured the services of a lawyer in court to defend him, The mar pleaded not guilty, and the law­ yer in concluding his remarks Baid: “ What, your honor, that man a vagrant? Oh, nol | insist npon his discharge. Why, see the good clothes he is wearing!” “ YeS, I see them,” replied the justice, “and in consequence of their excellent condition I shall discharge him on the charge of vngrancy and bind him over for simple larceny.” ■ James’ Reminder. A west of England clergyman, having allowed his church to get into a bad state of disrepair, was ordered To restore it. He com­ menced with the sounding hoard over, the pulpit, npd after putting it Tight he called in his coachman with a view to testing'it and made a speech from the pulpit. . ’ ‘How does that Bound, James?” “It sounds very well, master. I ; heard every word,” replied the coachman. $■ “Now, James, you change places with mo and say something,” James at once entered the pulpit and said very distinctly and even emphatically: “ I haven’t had any ’wages for a month. How does that sound, sir ?”—-Tit-Bits. Diplomacy. . Hungry Higgins — I didn’t gib nothin’ to eat from the Woraannext door— - | Mrs, Wiekwire—And you will get nothing hero. j “ I wasn’ goin’ to ask yon for nothin’, but I wanted io tell you that the woman next door I jiat spoke of did say she would hand out the grub if I firid out how you keep your complexion so heeyutiful. • Would you niiifd helpin’ a starvin’ f man by'telHn* me ?” ‘ “Er- Hih- do you like Biigar and cream in your coffee?” —Barlow & Wilson's Grand Mili­ tary Bmid.Ulo people in this hand. Nov. 27. r Clft figures Cell the Storv Whether its a Suit or Overcoat you want fur every day wear, Or the finest for , dress wear, our large and magnificent line will serve; your requirements in a complete and satisfactory manner,' Yon eau pay more than we ask for suits and overcoats, hut .they will he no better and in nine cases out of ten not as good. W e are’ also showing a most complete line of CHILDREN’S Suits and Overcoats At the Most Reasonable Prices. $ 5 . 0 0 $ 1 3 .5 0 4 > 6 . o o $ 1 5 . 0 0 $ 7 -5 0 >«"HI 00 b 0 $ 8 . 5 0 $ 2 0 , 0 0 5 1 0 .0 0 $ 2 2 . 0 0 512 .00 - e . . $ 2 5 7 0 0 $1.50 $2,00 , 2.50 $3.00 $3.50 $4.00 $5.00 $6.00 $7 .50 Hats, Underwear, Gloves, Neck­ wear, Trunks, Valises, etc M. M. KAU FM AN , Springfield’sLeadingClothier andHaberdasher, 19 , 21 and 23 South Limestone street, [Wren’s Old Stand] Springfield, Ohio. j FUNNY FACTS . . Mr. G. K. Chesterton, discourag­ ing a tendency to take lus paradoxes frivolously, makes a profession of complete seriousness in the London ’ Newst ■. . _' “I should like to state at once, for the benefit-of those-particular people, that to me the only perfect pleasure in life is the pleasure- of fighting for something in which one passionately believos and that i f that were left to me I would,,do without daylight and tobacco. Id o think my own opinions very funny. But I also think them absolutely true. I think it very funny, for in­ stance, that Mr. Kipling should he,- as he is, psychologically incapable of a patriotic emotion and be, nev­ ertheless, hailed everywhere as a patriotic poet. But I think it fun­ ny because I think it is the fact. The humor of it is like the humor of a hippopotamus. The principal humor about a hippopotamus is that he exists.” Good Business, “I first met Toole in 1858,” said Mr. John Billington, the veteran actor, “when he joined the company for ’Good For Nothing’ for the first season at the New Adelphi, the one before the present theater. We had many experiences together. One night, in ’Ici on parlo Francais/ I had to kick him, and instead of do­ ing in pretense with, the flat of my foot I forgot and gave him a rous­ ing kick with my toe. He went writhing Up the stage, and I hurried after him, fearing I had hurt him frightfully. But the audience was screaming with laughter, ( so ^all Toole said was, ’John, they like it if T don’t., so do it again,’ Every Kyle ^ Cafe First Class Up-To-Date Jemelers and Opticians, ’ 4 South Petroit Street, Xenia. lust the Place toget Band* seme and Useful Presents atReasonablePrices. E v e r S t o p t o T h i n k howmany of your deported friend* J j would' ho living to-doy had they not % | neglected ONLY A GOLD. PMGtf»IpAHVE M CENTS Q u in in e 'T ablets Will positively cute thatCold, Neural, gls, Lafirlype, Headuchs. addwithmt absolute guarantee to cure, or dnig- , girtwillrefund yourmoney, I Nothing couldshake our confidence I [In this wonderful remedy,which IsI ImtMleaccordingtoftformula,usedand I Irecommended by eminent physicians| ffor years, . . . AskforandInsiston gelling LIGHTNING LAXATIVE QUININE TABLETS. i t CENTSPENBOX. ALL OROOSISfS. Pr*p*r*il Onlyby, T H E HERB MEDICINE GO. «PRlN<Wl£i,t>, OHIO, |Manufaeinrer* of <;<\U>frrated:| Lightning Hot Drop*. WATER FOR TH E STOMACH. Copious Drafts Are Useful to Cleanse the System. The habits of people in general do not seem so bad when one con­ siders the average individual’s lim­ itations as to knowledge and thought. The fact is that most peo­ ple don't know, don’ t think and hence don’t care. Let them read more science, think more sensibly and aet more seriously; then their habits will be more satisfactory. The alimentary receptacle—the stomach or vat in which.foods and liquids are received and mixed—is habitually converted by many per­ sons into a chemical retort of all sorts of drugs and remedies, with the view of reaching and relieving the ills of the various organs of the body, from dandruff to corns. The writer believes that he can givi no more and .better reasons for his Con­ fidence in the therapeutic value of remedies than most other T>hysi -1 * < . Felt hoots and rubber hoots at extra low prices at ' Siegenthafers’, Springfield. cians, but lie wishes to emphasize f here the transcendent clement o fj common sense in their' administra- j tion. ^ J Before and abovc all things, how- ? ever, what is wanted is a dean gas- f tro intestinal canal, and-his claim J is that water, properly used,.is the [ host agent to effect that cleansing. On a par. with this canal in impor­ tance are the eliminative tissues and j organs of the system—the kidneys, the mucous membrane and akin, ■Wlmt therapeutic agent, properly \ used, is bettor than water? After all the. assimilative ami dimioalivo orgaiis and tissues have been (hot -1 ouglily rinsed with pure soft water, f then if it bo atiil nuesmuy to ad-| minister ft ehemii.-iil agent one may [ be selected fliat will, with these or- r gems and tissues in better condition, work wonder;, If you ire so fool­ ish as to allow yourself to Invonm , foul from head io foot cleanse yout- • ; self with water before resorting t o . ' chemical aids. Health. Auers Give nature three helps, and nearly every ease of con­ sumption will recover. Fresh air, most important of alt. C h e r r y P e c t o r a l N urishing food comes next. Then, a medicine to control the cough and heal the lungs. Ask any good doctor* *• ttt’rta*fiSAtert#C!i*in,ytwi!m1M#<#» *>'!.>. I lifrt'itJit.*11 »>.".«CM»%Of ttiftf ftiwtiwio.i uvit , j ns,) wm of *iiiiomi«/». , At,lira? tt, IfatluMS, MrtietMiOM#. (5HO, ' f o r Consumption S f S K s c B I Health . bowel*, Atrt naturevdVh