The Cedarville Herald, Volume 28, Numbers 1-26

mm The Cedarville Herald, Ifeact Y » g . v * . ■ ’-i * ■ - ; . . . . . ,, ,-r , .. . : KAHLrlt UVUXs * « Ra itor . PIHDAY. MARCH 4 , 19 u. trrr* w’WWMyw 1st forging both his faim ami Ills fortune General IA-v Wallas*' prov<- rd that Uif pen bi mightier thau the anvard. ■■ '■'■■■ The (V,av’ s salary is $7,500,000 a year am? yet there is scarcely any one who would take his job. Kee’rot&ry Shaw -recommends that the.-Treasury vaults have alarms, They should be arranged, to go off whenever a supply bill is introduced InCongress. •Thethuudarp Oil Cowimnyshould be able if anything can to still the troubled waters of legislation and lieey the machinery of ('engross in gotHbemul.ii ionv Tho University of Pennsylvania Will confer the degree of Doctor of Daws on President Itoosovolt. Con­ gress to a man thinks the title will' bo highly appropriate. The President belongs to the heavy weights and at last he has tackled something in his own class. The Hfandard Oil Company is about as big game as the'President has hunt­ ed. ‘ ' Thereis anoverwhelmingamountof labor available for work on the Pan atnareatial but it, as might bo ox;- pyetad of a -clerical •or professional .-kind. Op the other handcranemen,, pit foreman and shovel crews are in vurgent demand. ■ ‘“‘Twenty thousand-good Bepubli cans*1says the New York Tribune. Will march in the Xnaugural parade. Washington^ gladof the reeounnen- dation of character that the Tribune gives them. ,» The police have not •forgotten (he trouble the paraders havegiven.them in past Inaugura turns. ‘ ;•It looks as if lhe trusts were going to see hard times right along npw. The Beef trust haB all ready a blow iiiJthe eye. The oil trust will be taken up by Lhe Government, next. The telephone trust has been “ called up.” The paper trust wilt be , tom to pieces and the steel trust which is accused of stealing money from the Federal-government will also be investigated,^ These are not ihepal- my days that the trusts once knew. MARDi CRAS ELUSIONS. Excursion tickets in NewOrleans, .Da.,5Mobile, Ala., aim Pensacola, Kin., via Pennsylvania Dines, will be sold March 1st to -Cth, inclusive, ’ Apply1 to ticketagents of Pennsylva­ nia Dines for informationabontfares time of trains; and, checking bag- ■guge through to destination. . impoieislieJSoil , Impoverished soil, like itnpov erislied blood, needs a proper fertilizer. A chemist by analyz­ ing the soil can tell you what fertilizer to use for different products. I f your blood is impoverished your doctor will tell you what you need to fertilize i t and give it the rich, red corpuscles that are lacking' in it. It may be you need a tonic, but more likely you need a concentrated fat food, and fa t is the element lacking in your system. There is no fat food that is ho easily digested and assimi­ lated as Scott’s Emulsion of Cdd Liver Oil It will nourish and strengthen the body when milk and cream foil to do it . Scott’s Emulsion is always the same; always palatable and always beneficial where the body is wasting from any cause, either in children or adulta. Wo will*4tt4 you 0 tsntpl# fr*t, lie swatlmt' till# pic- fin# in the form of ft Tabciiftort flic v rapper ol.rrcfy hotfieOfBurnt rionyou hut. ssiiTt mw a in m m 8RAMDISORDER. I * - *, ** ■ BRIGHT’S DISEASE* wUtofaWMirtMwi**fafenpftM*. To {fIMWtAMt.MU ttl «*>«*U»«W«*.J VMtlcclUnvwl. iMt’f * krtuiw mtmutest tuut 4uavywniti jn * i * okac « SOe.jMidttOO, AflUJilggltt*, Btftgmi, Ohio" Dr* D . Kennedy's Favorite Remedy, PreparedUSoodout, N. V. Priceft; Starft* CONDENSED STORIES* How Oliver Wendell Holme* Rebuked • Dry Lecturer. Among' the lijmfies eeholarsliip youth6 who bo M / on liic Ivernia f o|TOxfor-tHii^Septcniber Paul Nix on of Wesleyan w e conspicuous. It wg9 Mr. Nixon who conceived and carried out the happy idea that all these, intelligent young men should depart for'the other side in the same boat, Some reporters on.the day he sail­ ed tried to get from Mr. Nixon a voluminous interview. They tried to persuade the young man to give at length his views on the wisdom of the Cecil Rhodes scholarships, He Would not talk, however; • “I don't want to bore you and the public/’ he said, smiling. “I don’ t 2 p w I f HU m m , m\ il "I NEVER DVD MOWSTHOSEiiSNXTEOPHE.” want to put myself in the position of the lecturer whom Oliver Wendell Holmes rebuked. , “ This lecturer was dry—as dry ns I would be if ‘I should attempt to criticise the Rhodes will. He called on Dr. Holmes one day, and the two men,„ knowing one another well, tallced together jocularly. . “ ‘Well/ said the humorist, 'what are you doing now ?’ “ ‘Lecturing/ said tbs' lecturer, " “ ‘Still lecturing, eh?’ “ ‘Yes. I hold forth 'at Lyun to­ night.’ , . • “ ‘I’m glad of.it/said Dr. Holmes, ‘I never did like those Lynn peo* pie/ ”—Buffalo Enquirer. Women,Are Peculiar. “ Two very well dressed young wo­ men drove up here in a hansom cab the other day,” said Gustave Dorval of the Central Park casino. “One of them was the wife of a Wall street broker, who frequently brings her here to dinner, so I-sent one of my best waiters to attend to them. They only Wanted some lemonade and Cake. When they -paid their cheek there was a silver quarter left on the plate. “ ‘Just give our driver a drink and a cigar and keep the change/ said the broker’s wife to the waiter, with a generous smile, “ The boy knew his business. He never cracked a smile. He got cabby & fifteen cent drink and a fifteen cent cigar, bowed and thanked the ladies when they left the table and then'came and collected a' nickel from mo. Women are peculiar.”— New York Times, New kind o f Salt. . Prank R, Stockton used to tell a story o f finding a boy on the bank of a stream holding his pole far out over the water and waiting patiently for a bite, says the New York Trib­ une. “How far is it to the lake dx>vc here?’’ asked Stockton. “About two miles,” answered the boy Indistinctly, apparently with his ......................food; mouth half full of “ What have you got in your mouth?” was the next question, “ Wurms, thirl” “ Well,” said the novelist, “ this is the first tune I ever heard of a fel­ low fishing withibalted breath,” TH* Soul of Hon«*ty. „ Congressman J, Adam Bede was consulting with President Roosevelt fast spring About a minor federal appointment in the Minnesota dis­ trict which he represents* After making several inquiries about the man the president abrupt* ly said, “ Is ho an honest man?” “An honest man!” returned Mr, Bede. “ Why, see here, Mr, Presi­ dent, that man wouldn?t rob a rail­ road ..company, not if he had the riianee!”"—New York Tribune. A WaHer**ni Stdry. . Colonel Henry Watterson recently told a htory of an old negro down *>ulli trim wm informed that if he wrts bitten by a snake aitd drank a quart of whisky the snake would die and ho would go unscathed, “liar’s only one trouble ’Jmut dot cufe/’ the old man said; “J‘ know* whar dero’s plenty snake#, but whari# I ^ 1 * ** *t , # tf* >«*A**« a CONDENSED STORIES. thy K«m*li’» UHd*r*tucly Did Not Re­ port For Duty, „Charley Davis, the theatrical man­ ager, has had many peculiar experi­ ences during his long and varied ca­ reer, eaya the St, Louis Globe-Demo­ crat. line of them occurred while he was-noting as-manager for the late John Kernell, ihe well.known Irish comedian. Kernell had many lovable traits; but, like some other “good fellows/’ he was often his wqrst cnejn'y and would go on a rack­ et" just when, he was needed to'go " i l l RIGHT. WHEBE I&BJfltJNDEnSOTDX?” upon the stage. While the compa­ ny was in an eastern city Manager Davis ran aorosB a very bright young man, who was engaged as" the. un­ derstudy for Kernell. In less than aweek after that, just' as the curtain .was about to be rung up, the man­ ager cried oujt, “Where is Kernell?” A member of the company, who was standing near by, said, “ I’ m afraid that John has gone out to paint the town red.” Quick as a Hash Davis cried out; “All right. Where is his under­ study?” ' l' \ Tlie man looked up in a melan­ choly way and said: “I am sorry to say that Mr, Ker- nell’s understudy has gone out with him to assist in painting the lAvn.” . ^ Davis was-furious, and he ex­ claimed hotly: , “Well, I suppose that hereafter when .we engage an understudy it will also be necessary to hire an un­ derstudy for .the understudy” No Use Dodging. Lute Morse tells a story about a green recruit from the old sod who waawalkingwith his brother through a railroad cut on a pleasant Sunday afternoon. When a train came up behind them and whistled the expg-1 rienced Irishman clambered up the hank, "while Ids brother struck off down the track as hard as ho could run, only to be overtaken aiid tossed forty rods by. the cowcatcher. The brother rushed to his side and shout­ ed: ■■• ■ “Moike, are ye hurted?” “ Sure!. I’m killed entirely.” . “Why didn’t ye climb Lhebank ?” . “Well, if I couldn’t bate it on tho level,” snorted the wounded Irish­ man, “ how the divvel could I bate it climbing hills?”—Nebraska State Journal. Appropriate. . Once during his second term Cleveland was asked to speak at a function in a certain town, and when ho arrived at the depot the wind was blowing a gale, sleet was driving and hailstones nearly as large as marbles were fiercely fall­ ing. Of course the inevitable brass band was there, and at the sight of the president the performers struck up with all the strenuosity at their command, “That is the most realistic music I ever heard,” remarked Cleveland. “What are they trying to play?” asked Secretary Olney, who accom­ panied him. - A “ Ilail to the Chief!” replied the president, with a cheerful smile.— Philadelphia Ledger. Tli# Dlfforonoe. Commissioner 'Woodbury of the New York department of street cleaning tells this' anecdote of a friend o f hifr who was walking ihrtrugh^Oentral -^park nii5_“day. Being in somewhat of a hurry, he started to cut across the grass at one place, but was stopped by a park policeman, who remonstrated with him* “ Whal difference does it make?” asked the New Yorker. “The grata is half dead nUvway.” “ Sure, an’ wliat if ;it is?” respond- r o r Infants and Children* " ■ ■ - ' V s i . n* ;i ! . ! ■ ; / f AtegetaUePrepatatbnforAs­ similatingiheFoodandSegula- lingfiveStomachsandBowslsof I m a m s / X u i i . d k k n PromotesDigestion,Cheerful­ nessandRest,Containsneillwr Dpium,Morphine norMineral, Np “ “ f o x N a r c o t i c . afotejorsm imptrc/m Sent- . Atx.Smm* .. ■ ■jmteStiftt M a a * ; IffrmSrtd-r- Aperffecl Remedy forConsiipa- llon, Sour Stomach,Diarrhoea Worms.Convulsions.Feverish­ ness and Loss o f S leep . ■ Vacsiiwle Signature of •YORK. The Kind You Have Always Bought Bears the Signature of A f b in o n l l i s o l d ) y D O S ) S ~ j ^ C I iN I S In Use ForOver ThirtyYears EXACT COPy OF WRAPPER, . °r _ ■* .......... THCCCWTAUniCOMPANYiMCUVYORKCITY. Bilious Colic Prevented. Take a double dose of Chamberlain’s Colic, Cholera and DiarrhoeaRemedy ub eooO itBllu- fii^t hiuieation of the disease appears and .a threatened at- tmiy be warded ulf. liiiuiiredt- EXGHflflGE Bfljlif CEDARVILLE, OHIO, > n »f people use the remedy in this way wit({perfect success. For sale by, all druggists. A CCOTINTS of erchants and In- * * dividuais solicited, Collection! promptly imade and remitted, J Compliments o f the Soason HUTCHISON & GlBNEY ■\Vtsli to thank their numerous patrons for their best trade during, all the 43 years o f business activity, W e hope to merit their confidence by “ Small profit and quick sales,1’ “ The best goods for the least -money” and. “ lfepre- seating goods just as they, are ;” cheer­ fulness and activity dominant factors; courteous treatment to each and all. N o delay or long waiting in settlement o f purchases as in many stores. So may it be for 1905— confidence in • helping secure energy and excellence! Our Punch Cards with Premiums have met wiih great favor. Try one We have have redeemed $3,000.00 wortirafci two years § HUTCRISO#&GIBREY’S, X E N IA , OHIO . DA“»HEW ORLEANS Chicago and Farida Special AND SOUTHERN RAILWAY FLORIDA LIMITED Y|RAFTS on New York and. Cin ** cinnati sold at lowest rates. The NEW TIME CARD ' The following is the schedule for the departure of trains: For East 7.24 a, hi . flag stop; 4:47 p. m. For West 8.13 a. m. flag stop; 5.24 p. m. WINTER TOURIST TICKETS ARE Ut>W ON SALE V IA Louisville &NasSiviiSe Railroad cheapest and most convenient way |to send money by mail. OANS made on Real Estate,. Per- ^ sonal or Collateral Security. William Wildman, Pres., Seth W. Smith, ViceP/es., W, J. Wildman, Cashier. ! O. L, Smith' Asst'. Cashier t o . FLORIDA, ‘ GULF, COAST RESORTS CUBA, ATT V E R Y L O W R A T E S . Forrates, limo tables orbeautifully il1ua trntedbooklets on Floriiiu,1tho Gulf Coast NewOrleans or Cuba, address nearest rep-' reseufativc. J . F. I). BUSH, U. 1\ A - - - Cincinnati .1, E. DAVENFOItT, 1), P. A. - StLouis H. C. BAILEY, N, W, P. A. - - ChicnRO J, II. MILLION, p. P. A. - Louisville C. L. STONE, G en ’ l P ass . A gent LOUISVILLE, KY. ••DO IT T O - D A Y ! ” “AUdto think that tenmonth* A ro 1 looked like UiUl I owe :t toGermanSyntp." <|Thethne-worn injnnction, “ Never put off ’til to-morrow what yott tan do to­ day,“ is now generally presented in this form: “ Bo it to-day That is the terse advice we waiit to give you about that hacking cough ordemoralizing cold with FOR POSTS Place orders early -for spring plant­ ing. Heavy demand; supply limited; 12 inch to 18-inoli .only at this date. Reference: Chns. Dobbins as to quali­ ty of stock and growth. Also a full line of Fruit and Ornamental trees PRICES RIGHT. STOCK FINE. OATALPA $5.00 per M. BLACK LOCUST $10;00 per M TECUMSEH NURSERIES. Cedarville, Ohio. Idarh’s Restaurant andDining Rooms .THROUGH PULLMAN SERVICE FROM CHICAGO AND CLEVE­ LAND, BIG FOUR ROUTE; DETROIT AND TOLEDO, C II & D ANDPERE MARQUETTESYSTEM; ST. LOUIS ANDLOUISVILLE, .‘ SOUTHERN RY.; TO JACKSONVILLE AND ST. AUGUSTINE. u » ! D. ^ ^ SC,NC,NNAT,TOCHATTANOOGA-ATLAMTA i BIRMING­ HAM,SHREVEPORT,NEWQRLEANS^IACKSONl/lLL£,ST.AUGUSTINE. Also Through Pullman Servieo to Knoxville, Asftoviil*, Savannah,.Charleston- Dining and Observation Cars on All Through Trains. Winter TpurlstandVarlabl*RouteTickets ohS*It at ReducedRates. FotlnforqinUoneddrvB*CUAAW. ZELL, D.P.A,4thnndRaceSIt.CictI, 'XXOAltRElT, W. tUUNEARSON, ~ ’ GeneralRmengnAseat. ■*3XNcaxnt*3Bx, EIGHTEEN PREniUnS - to be distributed on T h u rsd ay , A u g u s t , 31 , ’05 The prem ium s w ill be paid in Gold a$ follows. First, $15; next five in $10 each; next twelve in $5 each. Ask for tickets on a ll 25c purchases. ' Fresh and Salt Meats, .Fish', Oysters etc The Genuine i t Spoons, Forks,Knives,etc. JBertcMre■ XUh JCnift. have all the qualities in design, wtirk- •manship and finish o f the best ster-* ling silver, at one-fourth to one-eighth. the cost, Corner High and Limestone street- Springfield, Ohio, GETTHE BEST Wbichyon Have been struggling for sev ' iks, qTalce soin ed the indignant guardian o"f the leace, “ Sure# an* if yez liad a sick riend would yez lie fakin’ a walk on his stomach?”—-NewYork Times* A Treat, “ Going gunning, are you? I’ll bet you couldn’t hit a barn door.” “Mebbe not, but I think I could, hit a darn bore, and if you don’t run away I ’ll H tempted to do it /’*— Philadelphia Ledger. * Innocsncs, Ite—I f 1 kissed you, would you stop me? Hhe^How could I stop you after ton had ^kisaed me?5—Yonkara liAteawArtj eral days, perhaps wee tellable remedy for it TO- day —ntid le­ thal- remedy -be -Br.- Boschee’s LJernia- Syrup, which has been ill use for ovi thirty-five years. A few dose* of it w" undoubtedly relieve your cough or col and its continued use for a few dnys wi cure you completely, <|No matter ho\ deep-seated your cough, even if drear, consumption has attacked your lungs, Gentian Syrup Will surely effect a cure-** as it has done before In thousands of ap­ parently hopeless esses of lung trouble qNew trial bottles, a j c ; regular tan 75 c.. At alldniggist*. ■* Iwac WirtemiRfl, Cedsrvine.O, PATENTS Caveat*,antiTraae.Markl obtaUitdaftd itPit-j entlraslntsscowiintfcd M MoOCHATCVtcS, 1 ounom eti* errosire mw -P atent ornotl andweeatswrarejaurtitintentimethanthtnej i t«W0t«f-am WiaWrtittor , Send model, dt-awlnr or oboto., With tJescrfp [iloti, V*'* sdv!*e, t£ nateiitAb]* of hoi, tree ol ithAige. Our Jr ft -uit Huetilt wc ured, A PAlSaritET. “ Mow toObtuin Patent*," with# to*t of time in the V<B, and foreign eo«nttie*J sent tnt‘9. Addrestl. 5 C.A.SNOW<kOO.i ; Ass, . T h e N e w a h d ICnlergeil E d it io n C o n ta in s 2 5 , 0 0 0 N e w W o r d s New Geeettoer o f the World NewBiogrephloal Dictionary coutaihitue*touameaof over J0,000nottS porsoas,d., uolbirtli, death, etc. N e e d e d In fc v e r yH r iy r i & t»l6P«Kes, *4obIBu*tfa|ion», Si*ts,*l6xs^in, AtenlllusttatodpamylileM. G. 0 C* M E I ia fA M CD,* lib- -'Jtk £ __. w-*,. jPtahllahsrA, Hhim* Much of the sterling now on the market is entirely too thin and light for practical use, and is far in­ ferior in every way to “ Silver Plate that Wears ” I BtrkiAire muFork. ■ Ask yoar dealer for “ 1847 ROGERS BROS.” Avoid substitutes. Our full trade-mark is “ 1647 ROGERS BROS." look for it. t Sold by leading dealers everywhere. Before buying write for car catalogue “ C-L,*' l%tt rvatjo SUL'stf.VRr. ro., Id MERIDENBRITANNIACO., Meriden, Cetm, B L t e r s q le ‘P i a n o s A B S O L U T E L Y D U R A B L E * u tcWe have for anumberof years ttf-cfl BlKirsolcPianosla the Ccustrvfticiry,uherc they tic constantly subjected to the hard­ est kind as use. We have found tho Ebersole to be a good. *ble to standtl«JWearand tearof themusic Ioonb Miss CL aiu B avk , Blrectress j-, , . CanomnAtlOowssrvfttoryot Huslo. MAHUPAOtWaSb BY T h e Sm i th & N ix o n P i a n o C o . iO jt d d 12 fe* l*u*U*tt ‘ ! ' CiNtilNNAtl*. D> Aftt Ariciiiy i&a this Iivtr. Tfoty ctire’ coastIpfidDn* Hlloti ‘ ‘ —’Bti t and a , um:k -Dobbins, Want y o « r mmistacho o r boor4 asuosa, slck-hssdache. ‘ears* % iP N 1» 9 j Is •■Ik r , f ■ f i LOCAL AND PERSOl Mrs. Sulleuberger .is on phersister’ Mrs. Smith, froi Mr. and Mrs. Thompson I%era in Xenia Monday. Bp' A. .- r Mrs, Oscar Smith and M iPoUock were in Springfiek l in mind thn u' l» public1 ftftle, LrnuJ W t M«wht4 . . Uffi |um l o , c : P lym ou th is a guarai lb, more tl (AND to , c ILOU AUe |TA, E T.AUC ' ‘ bar JisHl iwklDtl ■fib. A'III L'* •aB; ivek ses. tc I Mrs* Claud Phillips is vi| parents near Janesville. Mrs*.Charles F. Marshall |uite ill the pastweek. ,4 Mrs. Chas. Crouse is tliel relatives in South Chariest! Miss Lulu Barber was th«| enia friends Tuesday. Collins &. Stcrrett, sale at| iiell barn, Saturday., Frftnlt.Townsley was in e first of the week on nnected with a shipment! Mrs. Smith Jenks was vis| .ughter Mrs. F* G. Price -y» Mite Edna Townsley befj g Monday for Miss Ap ntwho is suffering fron| m . . , Mrs. Beal Who has beenI Xenia relatives returf omlay. Mr. and Mrs, .Silas Mn| fertainlng a number «!■ her today. Frank Barlwr is home ia where he has been| e. Mrs. J. H* Brofherton ll t, Sunday, her daugj gstreet of Dayton, Mr, L, if, Sullenbergel «■ inauguration this weej (in D. C* * -MissCertrtide Turner i| her friend Miss Penal ff Center. Mr.-amt Mrs* J.O. Spa»J n, were guests Thursi| habeth Owens. Mr. Fred Remsberg, nil s the guest Friday ant] his cousin, Mr. Kalph Mr. and Mrs* Will Blail alheAThursday at (}| ftud Mrs. David Mts. .‘Wolford, of Newt “ f:d home after an <:Xi| h rdaflvea ivere. Your chance to got a il forking fo.rae at lhe t| 'hrdny, HjcrhiRoncfttnel mbtwfor.ftfew dayaf Par. nt^, Mr, and Ml in^on. » I C. Ith lie it mdeif [the h [the® IOfMU JO, fATf A Lott t msi ik-h «rs* i> j I