The Cedarville Herald, Volume 31, Numbers 1-26

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Bartholomew,-of KiUauka ^,w,oj."M/ilfie^»heir%M*re« Ttmr’Jt'oy,-S.Vn-isyfcnijnrmr.- dence,knowthotI b*T»been* gnat* huffererfroinwh,tph,d«im« sidled Bright’sD iseasa , As alnat r^sortl e&mmencedth*aw o f *Dr« J>&v)d Kennedy?* }TaypHto 3tem cdy,ofJtondopt,N,Y*"5Chare- .iunc,5VKn.p9ju)nv*/»vr «*•thftmcutelue.IdonothaYeanytnor* &:pfctoirit^**W»dVof th*biick,nomoro K>*qreiutas oror-Um b id d er, p o tnora !(V* CqHstipsUononheBowelsjpoewsIl- $ in* of. the. limbs* *&a ipany -otbcr esse oM ho Kidneys, LlrerorBIsddor^ « jinus «** wiping- this wilt iudace otliora to use the jtnedfoine who tfoffe? from fvKJdnpy or Bipod disorder.^ 0 p, D, Kennedy's Favorite Remedy. Hondoat,M.Y. Mesh? 6forts, , Easy Confinement Li you have cause to tear the pains of childbirth, remember that they are due to weakness, or dis* l esse, of the womanly organs, and 1 iW healthy women do not softer, like weak ones. The specific, atedicinai, vege* table ingredients, ot which that famous, female medicine and wo­ manly tonic OF WOMAN’S RELIEF IS composed, wifi- build up.the womanly organs to a heOlthy stato and thus prevent seedless suffer-' fegi ’ * * . “Beforemy confinement,” writes Mrs. Rose Schabarth, of Mona- ■ mtmt, Cohn, “I had such hearing* /ftwrambs I didn't knew whatt* d«. Cardtdf tfatekfy relieved! tne. Some wraths later 1 had a fine . 124 b. baby, was sick enly thirty saht vies, and did sol Oven have « ’doctor.” <. A t AfiBrnggists WRITS FOR FREE ADVICE, * stating' age and describing- symp­ toms, to Ladi** Advisory Dept., tThe Chattanooga, Medicine Co., Chattanooga, Tenn. 13- SB ii EXTRA MONEY | OR A BUSINESS ; ; Timber Landa are a first-class Investment. One dollar o r more |‘ win buy an lntorent in profit­ making timber lands. Agents to sell on our plan make 'good money. Y/rlte for details. The Sterling Lumber*Co., 524 Citizens BIrig,, Cleveland, Ohio. | If you have a largo or email •*» sttm to Invest v/e can Bitov? you ^ •; hour timber lands will give you * ' handsome dividends. £ X HH4W» » W 4 » t fH 4 W ^ CURE FOR PILES. The Excelsior Chemical Company of Sandusky, Ohio, hra a sure cure for PILES In* E-ceisior Pile Care, This Is a brand new remedy, guaranteed to ctire. It consists of an internal remedy, a suppository attd an oint­ ment, The three remedied tat One Dollar. Ask your druggist about Ex* tslslor Pile Criro. E xcelsior chemical co ,, Canduaky, 0. ; : POSTCARDS. brand new t ‘ ; winning postcards for 10 cents, x I >Out of the ordinary—nothing A \ |like the usual couvenSi* card, x . , Agents and dehlern ecnl malio big i* JJ ihoney with than. Send a dime f or postage ifamprt to o UNITED PRGGO, X G 54 Cltlaetl Oldg„ • S Cleveland, 0 . % 4NNHNNMM|* i|#*#1'#,$4'**4F*44!4*# FISTULA A1<DAUh DISEASESOFTHERECTUM 4#mtwi»era ie «<*fj;r«s:;jt *»1 U.a pyje**'** ** a tton^r r?tscwn;*wt« ■£* } o » i e i A hg ' v , ***!*.,we.we . inyww- y. i mrm www.wa awwes«v<r«t awn **eI»*«»e 3 !tW 6 t T O t J , titiVuitiiIW, m . J. J, McCLRIXAN SKSSStu Columns, 0. 5<I.OO TPmt TT wh Y. K A -R li-M w « XCdttor. FR IDAY , A P R I’ « a, 190 i <, . To complete the political history x>r at least finish one chapter, it would be well for the Andrew-dtidgway-Jackson organ last week jto have stated who heldl the corriip- i r o i r f t in d " f o r " J ;W each time he ran for represen­ tative, History has been written as to bis standing with the Schmidt machine and it can not be changed The Boss himself has stated that during both fights he had the heaviest load he ever tried to work off on the peo­ ple, Who handled the Pol­ lock money in Cedarville? In the Fourth ward in Xenia? What about the Pollock work­ er in theFourth ward, in dis­ playing a large roll of green­ backs the morning of the pri­ mary^ Ward heelers do not spend their Own money to purchase votes for candidates. What did Mr. Pollock carry into a certain lawyer's office in the Steele building on the Saturday afternoon previous to the primary?. These are interesting questions and when answered by Judas, would make a more compre hensive history. H!S SHARE QF THE LOAD. Jfc atawu. wt A nt*Ak _Alt* >4_W, Peasant Girl, The Archduke Albrecht of Aus­ tria was fond o f hunting- and spent a month or two every summer in the Tyrol nnd upper Austria in pur­ suit of the chamois. On these occa­ sions he wore a hunter’s uniform, which was chronically in a shabby condition, One day he wandered away from lus,party and, finding that night was coming on, began hastily to descend the mountain to­ ward Ischl. Soon he overtook a girl of nineteen or twenty, who,was car- rying. an enormous load of firewood. SWDY* ft T*»!p PhilfuMpfetami Who fs *t th* J'fcMi* »**r. If you wer« to wk the averago person what a biavbody is the reply would probably L^» “nhe who docii not mind hm or her business.^ Such a definition would be laughed at in Philadelphia. A “ busybody” in Philadelphia vt an inanimate object winch reveals animate, objects. No­ where in the country are busyhodies employed so extensively as in the Quaker City, They are to be found on almost every house, at-least on every house of »mv i»rofensions **mm*»m, V4US.£d v-~- i :—4 jruu ukvv u i c u m ------- Whena heti is hound to net. Seems as though ’ tain’ t etiket Dowsin’ herln water till ^ She’ s connected with a chill, Seems as though . ’ twaa skurasly right, (livin’ her a dreadful fright, " Tyln’ ragsaround’ hertail, * Foundin’ on an old tin pail, Ohasin* .her around the yard, Seems os though, ’ twas kind of liard Bein’ kicked . and slammed and shooed ’Cause she wants to raise a brood. I sh'd say rt’s gettin’ gay Jest ’ cause nathr’ wants its way. While ago my neighbor, Penn, Started burstin’ ap a hen, Went to yank her ofE the nest; Hen, though, made a peek and jest Crabbed IU b thumb nail good and stout} DikO to yank the dard thing out, Pentt he twitched away and then •' Tried again to grab that hen; But, by ginger, she had spunk, . ’ Cause she took and nipped a junk, Big’ s a bead right out his palm, Swailered it right cool and calm Hi’ated up and yelled “ Cah-dahl1’ Sounded like she said “ Hoo-rah I” Wal, sir, when that hen dees that, Penn ho bowed, tookolfhls hat; Spunk just suits him, you can bet, “ Sot,” says he, “ goldarnye. SET,* —Lewiston Journal —Mattresses, bed springs, best to bo had at McMillan,s. the as S tats of O hio , t o r of horeoo, I L ucas Cornu* j P eaks L G mesky nukes oath that be to cenlor parkier of the firm ofP. J, 6at.vst & Co,, do'mrbarieeajin the oUr of Toledo, county, end state afoceaid, end thet said ffim will pay the sums OWE HUNDRED lX)LLARgwr each every owe of OataTh that canlnot bo cured by the Has of C atabhh C ork , FRANK J, CHENEY. Sworn to before me and subscribed in my presence, this Oth day of December, A . D* I860. f '— «■> , A*.W. GLEASON, |oSAiij Notary'Public l.Aii nCsterrh cure to isrteh infernally attd ttia direetly On the blood and mudons fwrfaoes of the system. Send for tewtbnoni HiSy frco$ LEGAL NOTICE. No. IG057. Common Pleas Court, (Heeno Countyt Ohio, Mary Helterbran, PJaintifT. ' t » . , . ' Nv-jorotf Helterbran, Defendant. Hvcfett Helterbran, defendant herein, residence unknown, will take notice that on the 18th day of March, A, D. 1906, Mary Helterbran tllod in the Common Picas Court,of Crcdfto county, Ohio, her petition for divorce against him," on the grounds of wilful absence and gross neglect of duty, and that the same will bo for hearing at the court house, in Nehia, Ohio, on April 87th i!K#, at 9 a m., or as soon thereafter as thoeamo can bo heard, by which time defendant must answer or femur to said petition, or judgment way bo taken agamst hint. 447 tf. (SigiHtij Mary Helterbran’ on the top pf which' wub perched a chubby child about two years .old, „ ■The archduke hailed her,, and the girl .greeted him with anything but a friendly look. <rVYhat do you want?” askpd she. “ Can you tell me the -shortest road flown to Ischl ?” WI am going there. You can fol­ low mo,” she retorted curtly. The archduke went on beside her, "but it made him uneasy to see her bearing so great a load. ‘’This is far foo heavy for you, my girl,” said he, ’’Give me that child. I will carry himi” “Much you know -about carrying children, old fool!” she exclaimed. “No, You take the firewood and~I will keep the youngster. You may well do that,, for if you hadn’t met mo you’d run a ,good chance of spending the night on the moun­ tain.” ‘ . The archduke undid the scarf and transferred■ the fagots to his own shoulders, so that, with his gun and game’ bag, he was pretty . heavily laden. Then'the girl fell to chaf­ fing him about his ridiculous ap­ pearance, and as' he tVuclgod on for about an hour he began to be a little tired of his bargain. Suddenly at a cross path he camo upon, his suit, and their greeting at once betrayed his identity to the girl." She fall'on her"knees before him, and tears sprang to her eyes when she sawtwo of his hunters re-'' moving the fagots from his bruised shoulders. “Don’t cry; there’s a good, girll” Pleaded the archduke*, distressed,’ Then be pressed ,a purse into the baby’s hands, “Here is something to buy your mother, a donkey/? he said, with a" kindly smile. “ She might not always find an old fool to help her carry h$r firewood!” Glazed Currant Buns, Soften a cake of compressed yeast: in one half clip of scalded and cool­ ed milk and add to a* pint of the same. Stir in about three' cups of flour, beat-until very smooth, .then cover and set to rise. When, light 'add one-half cup sugar, one-half cup softened butter, one teaspoonful salt, three eggs, one cup of cleaned currants and about three cups of flour. Knead until clastic and set to rise. When doubled in bulk, roll out into a sheet and cut into rounds. Set the rounds a little distance apart on a baking sheet, and when doubled in hulk bake about twenty- five minutes. Brush over with a thin, starch (a teaspoonfuL of corn­ starch to a cup of boiling water), sprinkle thickly with granulated sugar and return to the oven 'to glaze. Bepeat the glazing process until a heavy coating is 1 formed. This recipe makes two pans of buns, -—Boston Post. ’‘Rooter,” "Bug” and “ Fan.” It must* indeed, be admitted in all justice that, although lexicog­ raphers ’ have not as yet devoted their acumen to the subject, there does exist a nice distinction among the terms “ rooter,” ’Pug” anil “fan.” Any one may be a rooter if he attends a baseball game only onee in a lifetime and yell 3 . A bug, too, need not be a steady pa­ tron. His chief requirement is abil­ ity to quote data and statistics deal­ ing with averages, games and play­ ers, But the fan! He is as far above the others as a mahatma above a cooly. To him baseball is sleep#meatAnd drink.- It becomes* a fetich. Having passed through the stages of rooter and hug,'the soul of a fan frequently achieves a Kir- vana that enables him to express untold passion by a mere eye glint, Again, he may elect to roaf, lie is the sublimation of baseball fervor, getting Out of it all there is in it. Not His Fuitorat. Mrs, Smith repeatedly reminded her husband that the silver was hers, the furniture was hers, and so on, until poor Smith almost wished lie had married.a girl without a pen­ ny, The other night Mrs. Smith awoke to hear strange voices in* the lower part of the house and, vigor­ ously punching her husband in the ribs, called; “John, get up! There are burglars down below!” “Eh1” inquired Mr. Smith sleep* lly. . “ Burglars downstairs I” shrieked Mrs. Smith. ‘ “Burglars?” raid Smith.as ho turned over, 'iWelJL tJmrbV noth* fog H mine thereJ” dc-lphia such an explanation would not prove satisfactory, however. A busybody is composed of three pieces of mirror got at three differ­ ent angles, go that the light reflect­ ed from either one of the two an­ gles is reflectedinto the glass set at- the third nr opposing angle. The three glasses are arranged on a piece of iron rod so bent and fasten­ ed to the lintel of the window in the second story „(tf the building that any person on the second floor of the building can by looking into the topmost piece of glass see what os-going- au the^street-below-ot " 9 F “ T A K E TH IS C U T ” A The H ind Y o e H ave Always B ou gh t, and which has heeft ± t ewe f o r over 3 0 years, has born e th e signatnre o f and has b een made under his per­ sonal superv ision since its Infancy. A llow n o on* to deceive yon in this* ■AH''4307mt$?fclv3*rife5i'toHG«)»'1i»»w^-'sf'!wS^a3*fgv0iA*rwt'c uutt Experim ents that trM e w ith and endanger the health o f Xnffcnts and Children—Experience against Experiment, What is CASTOR IA Castoria is a harm less substitute fo r Castor O il, P a re - g w ic , P rop s and Soothing Syrups. I t Is Pleasamt. I t contains neither Opium , M orphine n o r other Narcotic* substance,- Its age is its guarantee* I t destroys Worm# and, allays Feverishness, I t cures D iarrhoea and W ind Colics I t relieves le e th to ff 'trou b les, cures Constipation and F latulency. I t assim ilates th e F ood , regulates th e . Stomach and B ow e ls, giv ing healthy and natural sleep* Th© Children 's Panacej^ -T lie M other's F riend . *vho or whafeinav he passing np and flown the sireel without opening the window to look out. . The mirrors take the place of bay windows. - . The -primary object in setting np a busybody is to see who is at the front door or who may be approach­ ing from either side of the building to .the door. The topmost piece of glass' is tjlted so that it wife’ show the front doorstep. One piece of glass is set at an angle to catch a reflection of all that is going on at the right side of the street and an­ other to reflect the approach.to the left: •' : In EhiladeJpiuaj where ninety- nine out of every-hundred houses are. built Out to . the sidewalk and all houses are’ built in a line, husybodies become great time savers for housekeepers. 'I f unde­ sirable -callers come to the front door the busybody gives timely-no-; tice o f their approach, and the per-' son sought need not be at horned' By keeping an eye on-the busybody J the woman at her sewing machine ( can detect the teller themoment he j comes .within range o f the mirrors,; and plenty o f' time, w given for prinking. The'.busybody is useless ..on a house which has its front covered with, a porch or which sets back from the street.*—New York Trib- nne. / , Out of HI* Llpe. Mrs. Chngwafer—Josiah, lay down your paper a minute, *' Mr,, (jhugwator—Well? “ Ife a bolt of lightning should start to travel round the globe from “Well?” . . . “Day your paper down just amin­ ute and listen. If a boit of light­ ning should start to travel round the globe from -east to west andAn­ other 8 hould"starfc and travel, from west to east—the way the earth re­ volves, you know—would there be any difference in the—Jpsiah!” “Well?” “I say would there be any differ­ ence in speed? Which, bolt of light­ ning would get around the earth first?” " (Picking up his paper again) “ Sa­ mantha, do you take mo for a light­ ning calculator?” — Chicago Trib­ une, cENui*iE CASTOR !A Bears tlie Signature o f “ We recommend i t ; there isn’ t nay better §fti mid-summer you have to trust to a large degree to your butedier. Well Cared For Meats in hot weather are the only kind to b u y ; we have proper appliances for keeping them right, and they’re sweet and safe when sold. Don’ t go meat shopping when it’ s, hot, Buy of us and be sure. C. H. CROUSE*, x ’HimtviDiZEfeor SS5S' BAD BLOOD TheKindYouHaveAlwaysBought I n U s e F o r O v e r 3 0 Y e a r s . -toeCEI4TAUIICOMPANY, TTMUnnAVSTAEET, MOVVOItH«ITV. ■ H H H M n i i a W H M M M B I H I **Xbad trouble with »V bowel* whloh m.a* my jlood impure. Mv f*o* yw p o y i^ with ptmpU* whichuo.urere.fy.ureajwuia your C«*c«wt* »nd *ra»t BlojpleadU.ppB.rea anar 1fiuve recommended *her Aults afew have found r6*»v.. , w C. ,J. Patch, ta F.tlt Aye., NewToth OUr,« .? » P»l.t»W», Potent,T.*ta G oot 1,I) o G oo 3. K.y.r 8tok«n, W*»h*u or Gripe.Wc,*5«, Ifa. Never ■old In bulk. The cetmlne tablet .tamped 0 0 0 . Guaranteedto our* or yoormoneyb*ok J H . n c M I L L A N i Manufacturer of CEMENT GRAVE VAULTS] Hollow Cement Building jBlqcks, , Chimney Blocks, Veranda Col­ umns, Biers, Etc., Etc. |Telephone 7 ; Cedarville, Ohio, P a in s Are the' abnormal Th* Ch*yii«r*. “ Tobacco isn’t the only thing chewed,” said the Jtlgar Btore man, “ I wish it was. In 'th e far cast they chetir the hotel. They wrap the nut in a hit of leaf, and'for season­ ing they add a little lime. It’S a tart tasting chew, not had, and it has, like tobacco, s soothing effect. Coffee experts and dealers chew cof­ fee beans, and tea dealers chew tea. Very exhilarating* both chews, but ruinous to the nerves and digestion. Jockeys and trainers chew oats, hay, Btraw—anything horsy, Horse feed makes a cheap and harmless chew. In the spice trade the hands often get the habit o f chewing ginger or cinnamon >r a clove, hut spices are had for the teeth. Seamstresses chew bits o f thread, and athletes chew gum.” V*g*iab1* Ivory, The plant yielding the vegetable ivory is known to botanists as Bby- telephas maerocarpa. It is a native of South America, found chiefly along the Magdalena river, in Co­ lombia. It is a atemless, palmlike plant, the top of whickris crowned with from twelve to twenty very long leaves. The fruit consists of a conglomerated head in six or seven sections, the whole being inclosed in a woody covering, forming altogeth­ er a globe as large as a man’s head, A single plant sometimes bears six or eight of these heads, each weigh­ ing from twenty to twenty-five pounds. When young they contain a milklike fluid, which with age hardens until it Wornes valuable as a substitute for real ivory. f t A C T A D I A v n 9 1 U n i n |foe I f l ircif n&d ffltibfeau. Ik KMYuSift Ikiyt SHilf I I Y * Sale of Cloaks, Before , : j ] $5 to $13.00 Worth $10to $20 Hutchison & Glbnoy wish to take this place and space to thank their patrons ior their very liberal purchases the past year. In spite of the bank BCiire their sales are the greatest in-the 45 years oftheir business life. TVewlsli a l i a Happy New Year, HUTCJUSON & GIBHEY’S, S AENIA, OHIO. TOWNSLEY BROS,. Cedarv ille , O h io * . Manufacturers of Cement Building Blocks, Build­ ings raised and foundations constructed, See us for Cement worksof all kinds. Estimates cheer­ fully given. 8 f. *twtt#t 3 »*#st>t tM KWriw whto •oatroi ith#Mttoii et w»* liver bow* >r, Mlhw* N*m *«# Wver Pitt* *n H it :mt*> f Avert "the Yellow Peril*' In your own home! Your teasou tells you it is impossible to wash anything pure white with cheap, crudeyellow soaps.* Besidesturning white clothesyellow, they eat your fabrics and handswith theirnaphthaand other injurious chemicals. The one safe, sureway is to boil them With A S o a p Till©marvel Sbap will even restore garments, made yellow by bed toeps, their original unspottedwhiteness. Boilingclotheswiththis pure, white, wholesome « 6 apsterilizesandpurifieswithout rubbing, fading or shrinkingthemin the least, TheMapleCity laapreservativeBoap, brightening paintmid l Woodwork, shiningwindows, dishes, till and silverware. A large, substantial, White cake, 50 . At all grocers. MARECITYSOAPWORKS* MapleCity result o f m condition o f . tlie more prominent nerve branches, caused, by con­ gestion, irritation, or dis­ ease. I f you want to re- lieve the pain tryDr. Miles Anti-Pain Pills.. They often relieve when every­ thing else fails. They leave’ no disagreeable” after-effects, dust "a § leasurable sense o f re­ ef. Try them. '**I have neuralgia ' headache right Over my eyes,- and I am really afraid • •that my eyes will burst, I also have neuralgia pain around my heart. X have been taking Dr. miles' Anti-, Pain mils recently and llnd they re- ■ llove these troubles quickly, X seldom find It.necessary to take-more - than two tablets for complete relief,*'.1, MRS, KATHERINE BARTON 11X7 Valley St, Carthage, Mo. “I .have awful spells of 'neuralgia and have doctored a great deal with­ out, getting much benefit. For the last two yearn X have been taking . Dr. Miles’ .AnU-Paln Bills and they always- relieve me. X have been so ... , .bad with neuralgia that I sometimes thought ! would go crasy. Sometimes It Is nocossary to take two of them, but never more and they are sure to relievo me.” MRS. PERRIER, ' 243t Lynft St., Lincoln, Neb. Your .druggist sells Dr. Mile*' Anti- Pain PtllD, and we authorize him to return the price of first package (only) if it fall* to benefit you, * M iles Medical Co,* Elkhart, Ind Raters Restaurant Now located in the Book- waiter Hotel Building across the street from the old "Adams” stand. Restaurant in hotel lobby and dining room on second floor, reached by elevator. Meals 25c and 35c. High Street* Springfield, O. >FH, y B r e FrteRooWattedtwBi*. H 1 I 7 >*«M h *Am, COLUMBUS OHIO Fl”®ep Rin9* Not tot*Police. The Southport (England) police of all ranks have been forbidden to Wear linger lings whm oh dut> g j KSlUXKXa