The Cedarville Herald, Volume 31, Numbers 1-26

I A MISPLACED SWITCH. Which Explained Why th* Minister Didn't Teach the 9*!*rf. ItccillCES of tlm fact that it w*» f fitmcfay ercntog auA that fits larger might ho, and in feet was expected to kc> rather lowsPeaeon Black: had} invited tho runbter to sapper. Mre. Black, mindM of tlto feet that a email eatad wt 3 all that could he placed on the hoard, was horrified at her husband's invitation, hut with true hospitality attempted to make the host of tho situation. Leading from the! parlor to tho dining room is a passage, dark and fio narrow that but one can pass in comfort at a time. With a woman’s quick wit, Mrs. Pluck, who had come into the partac after laying what she could find-on. the table, d termined to use u variation, of_the SE mmm i" "pm m'ww -ywmm Y o u m a y tr y th is and th a t T o ile t S o ap , bu t th e r e a l sa t is fa c t io n is ga in ed on ly w h e n using SWEET S C*«t(* a Cakft, I T guest has come.. Following h.er husband into the passage' on tho way to tho table, she clutched an arm and, pulling down his head, whispered vehementlyi “Don’ t touch that salad, for good­ ness’ sake!” . "All right,’’ he answered in a sim­ ilar whisper. Then the party pro­ ceeded to the table. “I am very sorry, Mrs. Black,” exclaimed the minister as the party seated themselves, "but I feel a lit­ tle indisposed from the heat today, and I think I will have only a cup of tea,” , "Why, that’s too bad1” the wife remarked, "I did want yon to have a good supper.” < .. "You didn’ t say anything to me about feeling ill,” put in Deacon. Black, who despite the warning had helped himself to a large portion of the main dish, " I f I had known that I wouldn’t hav< pressed yon to come.” ' The clergyman passed tho situa­ tion off with some liglit remark and ■after u suitable period took his de­ parture. "Well, John,” said Mi's. Black, "I’m glad for your sake that the doctor couldn’t eat much, for there was so little, and I know how fond you are of salad.” "Yes,” said her husband, T O IL E T S O A P That is, when quality is a consideration. ; © I B § F T I ! # p « f S O F ^ • T H S ^ S S K T O Y o u w i l l b e am azed and de ligh ted at the c lea r v e lv e ty sm oo thn e ss o f the sk in after u s ing Sw ee t M a r ie T o ile t S oap . s Cent* a Cake* e o \ . C. E, Karthup, CedarviHe, 0. Nagley Bros,, .' “ 0, M. Townsley “ Rqbt. Bird. ” -^CXUD BY - Chandliss & Cpandliss, Xenia, 0. Bradstreet Groc, Co., M ■ Fred Fraver, '• . G. O. Carpenter, Jamestown', O, Sayre &Hemphill, Jienia, 0. J. F, Norckauer •*' W. M*Smith, " H.H. Thrall, ’ • “ 11, S, Glass &Sons, W. V/, Johnson, Jenkins &Turnbull, \V, F. Harper, H. Fishering, Kearney Bros. E. A. Paullin, “ Powers & Langdon, Bowersyillt, 0, C, C. Stephenson Sc Co., Yellow Springs, 0. there yon are—with a needle al­ ready threaded for your sewing, The fiber thread is very strong, and the Mexicans use it for weaving a coarse kind of cloth as well as for sewing. The leaves of the tree they use for roofing tlieir houses instead of tiles, and a fine roof they make with them, strong and waterproof —just the sort of roof that is'need­ ed in a country where the rainpours down in sheets, BOBBY'S GHANCE. “but ,, . . . , . _ there would have been enough to i m thei,other jug. Is he going ' ' go around, I guess, I can’t under- j ^.°^;ive the grocery ? - stand why the doctor accepted my invitation, if he was ill,” "Anyway,” she answered, "I’m glad I caught you in the passage and warned you about the salad.” "Passage! Salad!- What are you talking about?” he exclaimed. "John'Black,"didn’t I speak to yon in the passage?” his wifenl- hreelress. , most screamed. - [ r — -Whyv^io.- - The doctor fet me go4' _ T “ ,, _ ~ ahead of him after we-started!” ,Mrs._Seaver ^ew Norwegian He Returned From the Party Bringing j; Hl» Sheaves With Him.! ■.'•' Little Robert, aged four, preseat- ed his mother with '-a large sized shock the other day. It was a- case of spwing- a mild Uttle breeze and reaping a full grown whirlwind, .Robert is Mrs. B.’s first; and has always had a large front*seat in her affections. Even whcii Mrs. B. a{- Saved H?s Molasses. fended parties she remembered A traveler came along to the gate Boberfeaiid would slip a bit of can- of a humble cabin in a town in Al- f7 into k?r handkerchief to carry abama just'as an old negro handed ; l0?}e,***,nlTn- a couple of jugs to his son, who was “ iat Robert.did not have as about ten years of age, and said, Tuc, ,c.ailcv Ids own as was good "Now, Julius, yo’ gwan down to do- *or “ im- and more, too but he grocery an’ git a quart o’ treacle in delight in anything one ob dem jugs an’ hurry back.” winch came from a party. So ins im™ i.„,. mother always produced some sou­ venir- of her modest soeiaLflissipa-- tions with which to satisfy Robert. When the boy had gone the traveler said to tho father: You didn’t tell him to get any*. ’ tNo, sah; gwan to bring it right back home,” he replied. , “But why send two jugs to get a quart of treacle?” ( , “It’s jea’ dis way, sah: I f he has ■ description had scarcely begun a > g in'each hand, lie can’t go dip- became conscious ,of pin’ his finger in the treacle an’-eat- ,Jrailcy bag, in’ it as he comes along”—Detroit A few weeks ago Robert himself went to a party, his very first.' A maid brought him home and left him, together with a large paper bag, in the eager arms of his wel­ coming mother. The first rapture -Si.Wyvr erfed Black “What did you say?” ...,. .... . girl)~-How is if, Ollie, that yba « <|ce brought up with such a laTge. 3 Thi-MBt and Tr8»«. * family and don’t know the first bid you ever hear of the thread thing about housework? I can’ t OHie (the servant)—I bane too sickly a girl to do housework. My' sisters do housework, an’ I bane have to work outside. I work the ground on an* help fey. brothers to plotV^Ruck* V:;:':';Yv.-"-vVv ;:„. ■ and needle tree? Rather1* handy tree to have in the garden, don’t you think, especially when there are hoys in the house, with buttons con­ tinually coming off their clothes? - This strange-tree grows in nearly , all tropical countries. At the tip of the leaf there is a sharp thorn, which is the needle. If you grasp it firmly and pull it out a Tong *thread of fiber comes with it; and By strengthening tho, nervea whle mttoLthe,*tcUOn or the liver and trotv. < i" Miles' Nerve and Wver PHI r •*ti .-tloatlon 50 doses 35 rents The name Poste, Troy and Wood- hull, a guarantee ol „ - STYLE <md QUALITY, I t costs no more to to get a buggy Jup-to-date“'tban one o f old style, i f you go to Kerr&Hast*ngBros; Why, Robert, what’s this ?” "It's for you. T.hronglitJit to you from the party.” • ■ —With^sortie - ngsgivin^MrsTTBr opened the hag. It .contained a large orange, puts, candy, grapes, cakes—in fact, a very respectable assortment of refreshments,suited to tho juvenife taste. - Robert bad supposed it ,was quite the usual thing to take little con­ soling items'to the uninvited mem­ bers of one’s family, and ho had taken a generous delight in securing a truly noble collection for his mother. Egg p{«h«*. An odd combination of breakfast codfish, halls and eggs is prepared in this way; Make the fish halls flat and fry them brown/ Roach some eggs, in rings, and whon done slip one op each hall Egg balls are an attractive break­ fast or luncheon dish,' The eggs are boiled hard and the whites removed. Some minced ham is mixed with white sauce and seasoned with a lit­ tle dry mustard and spread ,on rounds of toast, and one ball is put on each slice, and more white sauce, mixed with the chopped whites, is poured.around^—Harper’s Bazar.. Pay Only For What You Take. An old Scotsman,, not feeling well, called1upon 'a’ doctor. The doctor gave him some verbal, in­ structions as to how to, regulate his diet, advising''him, among other things^ to drink ho spirits for a time. The Scotsman rose to leave When the doctor said: " I am in the way of charging for my advice. I will trouble you for half a crown” ’ . "Oh, maybe/’ said .the patient, "but Pm uae gaun toTtak’ yer ad­ vice!”—-London Telegraph. SAVE 40 * 60 % BY BUYING VEHICLES St HARNESS FAVORS AH AMENDMENT, 4 Of—tlie1 Aranggtowirr Chamber of Commerce, In an address before the’ Tax Commission of Ohio, lAidi- , '■’ 4 ; ' ,, • I think from fh*’ exprewdpn ot ow nommUtsa that, wo favor a constitutional amendment mat WUl the ofcMt- rifetlolt «f prepattfi U ferttUii that oor- poraiion* .have no avu) and no ftamwa ay*t«n, and that th«y can aland almost any shock the put* Upon them. Nowthe*a corporations are taxed, Jn addition to the regular tax, tho Willi* tax. Borne-of us believe that is double taxation; but Wi> frpl in Youngstown as Jon* as tbe-plan Is followed ot plunder­ ing the corjioratlatts that such recommendations should ha made that will re- That lady faced the double prob- suit in studio*- hack a part of the piun- lem of explaining the situation to w®would iik« to havd sent back Robert’s hostess and of presenting 3^ 0fCf f ia x ff°m Wh,ch ca°>e’ * to Robert a clear reason why what . . —--— ——• was sauce for the goose, so to speak, Dr. sfiics' Anti-i*ain Piiis relieve pac was a totally different thing for the j K j - gander. The explanation, which.’ simmered down, of course, to a ? tuestion of size or quantity was far rom being clear to Robert, who is low in his mind and thinks he does not care for society at all.—New York Sun. - What David Said, A country clergyman kept a young servant, lad. One Sunday morning before service he gave him his orders about the. dinner and said; "Go to neighbor David and ask him for me to let you have ,some tripe on credit, and then prepare mo a nice plateful,” The lad did as he was told, and the clergyman went to conduct the service. As he stood in the pulpit he called out in the middle of his sermon: "And on this subject, brethren, what does David say?” At that moment his little valet tt-*" E b e r s o l e P i a n o s A B S O U J tm Y p u t a b l e . *<Wt> have for uAumbarof pnw usedEbersolePianosMthe Conservatorywhere they wo eorrtamiy subjected to tli« hard­ est kind uf use. We have found the Ebersole to he * good, durablepiano, well vs i »w i, m Wear abd tearof themusic room,” » t-’x -" n R aw ., Directress in,.- «ts O’oasemtOryotMs«l«. • af Til# Siiiitii & Ntott Piano Ca* f# it JB« * felSVCIHHAtl, A stepped into the ehtlrdi, and, in the belief that his master wgs address­ ing him, he replied; "Please, sir, he says, *No money, po tripe!’ ”-—London Answers. Appropriate Sentiment, Many years ago tho energetic Professor Schwarz was conducting a musical society. They were study­ ing Mendelssohn’s "Elijah” and had reached the chorus, “Hear ns, Baalj hear, mighty god.” The men’s voices were booming out sonorously “when the conductor cried out; "No, no! .Do dreadful vowel! Don't say B-a-l-c, Soften .a lactic. 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