The Cedarville Herald, Volume 31, Numbers 27-52

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It h always well to look at your visiting ran? before yon send il'in, A jn-rconal friend of fStnyvoEaijt Vj*1ij wlio Is sl-o a personal frier3 of E, H, Harriean and has inaiiaircd to Rtccr a midulo course daring the mar between the two men* received a llamji'.an vi&itiog card in the nat­ ural course of social relations at a time when the warfare was at its 1:''Splits Ho never-kcev.’ just how it l^app'cncd, but several days later, '"w in g io seo Mr. lush oq a bud- X UTTLS f.anSEBSC, Haw fcseBOmyW «» Pratt}f*4 lq k lfti|t | ■ ■ ■ Family. :' 4<We have to bo awful economical ’ down at our house/* said the boy, ’. ^There’s »nch a big family” 1 ‘Tea?* inquiringly. } ^That’s so, for fair I My biggest brother is a bartender .and of course has to wear a white coat, ' So ma huys a whole suit for him; says wearing the overalls raves his pants, j When they’ve been washed a few ‘ times of course, they don't look nice : enough for a bartender, eo ma gets (WlilNiWKSiWllill ***** ■I cm i 1L?....... . . 1 i>CW ' other# to _*1 1«»•>«?£* {/LJL'ES BUU Bill works "THERE MUST RE SOJIB MISTAKEHERE.*’, ness matter, he called at-the latter’s house and handed the butler a card front his cardcasc., A few-minutes latex Mr. Fish ap­ peared at the head of the stairway andpeered over the rail. Apparent­ ly satisfied at what he saw below, ho started: down slowly. Halfway down he stopped again and with‘ a puzzled- expression on his face ’studied the visitor’s card intently. Then he proceeded the rest of the way/ His face was still screwed up in a doubtful Way when he reached the drawing- room, and it was in ' an awkward* hesitating way, holding the card in one -hand, that he ad­ vanced the other to his friend. “Ned/* said' he, “ I think there must he Some mistake here.” , "Where?” asked the friend. "What is it ? What do you mean?” "This/*-isaid Mr. Fish, handing over ihe card. His friend, took it' and glanced at the face. I t bore the name of E. H. Harriman,-—Hew York American. h ^ -L v t , Missed Fire.1 Mark Twain at a publishers’ din­ ner in New York talked of his re­ porting days in Yirgihia City. , *fWe wore trying a home thief one ..day/’ fra said,, "and ail of a suddsm ’‘/T - ’ ’ m l # o f BUI, meat market.” "Gets two wears of them that way, eh?” "Then dad’s apainter. When the white suit gets too dirty for Bill dad wears it as long as he can to paint in, Course in time they get pretty well caked up with paint; then ma uses ’em for kindling the fire, and, being soaked, with paint, they hum -"So thafs'the end of them? Well, you certainly do”— “No!. Ma uses .them again along with the wood ashes to make soft soap of.” „ “ You don’t sayI” “ Yep! After that she pours the soapsuds bn the hack garden. Best thingin the world, she says, tomake things grow ”—Puck. Tho Shining Mark. ' “Bemember that wealth will not save you from the hands of the lawl” ] “I should say not*” answered the irritated Crdesus. “Nowadayswealth is simply an invitation to grand- juries and automobile chasers to get busy,” —Washington Star. ’ Great Comfort, “Yes,” remarked Mr. Hussel im­ pressively,"'“ the'.doctor says if I don’t take a rest and not work so hard. I ’ll he dead in a year. “ Ah,” exclaimed his wife, “what a consolation it must be io you to know that your life’s insuredl”- Minheapolis'Journal. a ( ' r— """1 Mo Change. *wifsr proud #f the. I A t wrote up that little incident, doing it neatly and at the same time getting back, oh a rival report­ er whom I disliked. I got it all in one, paragraph— something like this: •’ “ ‘Suddenly tho blackguardly thief, pulling off his hoot, hurled it , with, all hfs might straight at the judge’s head. This desperate act -might have been attended with most disastrous consequences* but fortunately, the missile only struck a reporter, so that no harm was done.’ ” _ Salary Not Considered, Senator Frank B. Brandegee and ex-Governor Bulkeley wero discuss­ ing with a Hartford, editor a £er~ iaitt "Connecticut-Candidate for po­ litic*! honors. “H* is sure to fail,” said Senator Brandegee, ‘Tie is beginning his campaign with the most compromis­ ing and absurd speeches. Ho re­ minds me of tho man Who wanted to be a trolley car conductor. “ This man looked hearty, polite and intelligent, and the manager at the car bams sedmed to think well of him. After a number of questions the manager-said: “ ‘Well, what pay do you desire?* ‘ ‘The applicant gave a loud laugh. Then he dug the manager in the rih3 and said: ‘“ Oh, never mind about the pay,- boss. Just give mo the j’ob, and I ’ll have a ear of my own in a week or two/” • , , ■ A Pardonable Fault. Dr. Edward Everett Hale, dis­ cussing a rather finicky attack that, had been made on certain recent statements, smiled and said: “ But who or what is blameless? I t is like the cas© of the Scottish hen. “ An old Scottish woman wished to sell a ben to a neighbor. “ ‘But tell me/ the neighbor said, ‘is she a’thegither a guid bird? Has she got nae, fauts, nae fauts at all?’ ■■ .-jfc- ;■ ■ -£ » _ ■*** The Tall Hn—WheA'I gel my new home-I mean that everything Shall he like clockwork. The Short TJn-r-T see; the same as heretofore—tick, tiekl—Punch. Not Yot Paid For. Towne—There.gocs Bushley. He. must be in debt again. Browne— 1 wouldn’t say that. Wily, he looks quite prosperous. That’s a nice new. suit he has-> Towne—Yes; that’s why I say he must he in debt. — Philadelphia Press. ■ . ^ ■ Mutt Havo Meant Him, Nell—I really think May is in love with you. Ned—Do you really ? Why? Nell—I heard her remark yester­ day that homeliness in aman is not really a fault, hut a Sign of charac­ ter,—Catholic Standard and Times, Quality, Not Price. “Perhaps,” said the clerk, “you’d* like to look at goods a little more expensive than these.” “Not necessarily/’ replied "the shopper, “ but 1 would like to look at some of better quality.”—Hous­ ton Post. ._____ Not Reckless, ‘T Wish I had enough money to invest in some of the mines that are advertised,” 1 “ You’d he a fool to do it.” ‘T wouldn’t do it. I ’d buy a new; overcoat.” —Philadelphia Ledger, Tha Disappointing Part. , “So often Out idols have feet of >’.y” sighed the sentimental girl. “ Yes,” agreed Miss Sharpe, “ but the Worst of it is that frequently their heads are of the same mate­ rial,”—Kansas City Times, BUt Hurt! t 6 Tall. - “What iS the real, essential dif- jierence between mushrooms and “ ‘Awed, Margot/ the other old .toadstools?” woman admitted, ‘she has got olio1 “Exactly the difference between faut, Sbe will lay on the Lord’s a feast and a funeral,”—Baltimore day/ ” American. 1i¥a Faded and Worn Garment* L O O K h l K % N E W , ' Practical Garment Cleaners & Dyers, n West Main Street, HprJngftattl, Ohio. TRY OUR JOB PRINTING S r- #•f mm AUTOMOBILEGUIDEBOK SOUTHWESTERN OHIO JUST PUBLISHED BY THE Middletown Automobile Club . I T 18 A FRIEND INDEED TO THE MOTORIST I t gives authoritative information concerning Hi* roads with two color maps, list or garages, hotels and rates, the new Ohio State Automobile Law, jiiacesttf interest to visit and other information of value to autolsfos. The book consists of 70 pages, handsomely printed In two colors oi> double coated stock, and bound in buckram cloth, with gold stamp. Hize Gx9Just right to keep in the , pocket of the machine, where it will be handy. Twelve full page maps, each showing section of coun­ try .15x20miles, with sectional cross lines, 1mile each way altitude above Bea level, showinggrades, Sixty-five routes ore given in detail. Price, Postage Prepaid $1.50 Send your order to Secretary, Middletown Auto Ciub M r D D L E T O w N, O H I 0., •hm* I have decided to close out my entire furniture business, on account of failing health, "We will sell every article in stock at a cut price. Carpets,, Bugs, Druggets, Linoleums, and all kinds of house furnish­ ings, I f yon are looking for ' bargains comaand seeus* We will M ill continue aiir under-- taking bnsineskaa before....... Q. Q* 2 0 1 W . M a i n s t r e e t ^ Xen ia* Ohio. MONUMENTS,CilTSTONE,STATUARY mtm Your fiety.to your loved one*who have passed away. Let tbtir fipalrwtingpkcebemarked for all thnewith asuitablememorial. If you desire originality in design and 1 thoroughness in construction---; come and see us.. With'our superior facilities and equipment, which, are not equalled by any retail concern in the U. 8 ., we are prepared as never boforo to fnrnish high grade work less money than inferior work will cost elsswhere. Wo employ no agent# in this territory. I t at all Interested in any In our Hue, write, phona for catalogue or if possible call to *t# ns. Bell phone 854.. Citizens phone 215. Established 1884, G E O R G E DODDS & SON , 113 , 115 , 117,119 W - Main St„ Xenia. O ’12 >. BYBUYINGV niDFf? BAN . 1 / i i u . x i ■ n s M i W HEOM yon buy from us you are buying at exactly the same price we charge * jobber or dealer* saving all middlemen’s profits. Ourcatalog is our only salesman and this cut* "out heavy selling expenses. This explains our low prices. .Being manufacturers* we a greater stock fof selection than any retailer can possibly show. Investigate our line before you buy elsewhere. f / XO, 18a»— OQlAJbBiVH Auto Swt- out-undsr brfvlur Wagon. A very popular, ttyliah vraaon. . 8 7 2 . 0 0 wo. lsea- Mediun* arade cut-.. Sbctra ' fine value In' s f fw y v . $ 91.00 NO. 3893— COtiniBCg Light Surrey: easy run­ ning; suitable tor me­ dium size horse. First class, in every way. our $ 9 3 .5 0 OURLEADER 1 ? 0 ; 185 ®W "/ -* n COLUMBUSTOFBUGGfMiO V We have built‘this style of Buggy for many year*'and have proven its merit In actual use. We guarantee the equal of buggies usually sold at retail at from #90 to 0X10. „ _ , Write Today For’ Frce Catalog Better still. If you can do sp, visit our large factory and repository and inspect our line. You will And it complete, up to date and remarkably low In prices. A binding guarantee covers every job. C O L U M B U S C A R R I A G E & H A R N E S S C O . 201 S Sooth High Street* Columbus, Ohio. no . t,lssai.—coxoiatri High-grade Runabout Retail dealer, ask. for this class of vehicle SSJ‘ M K O f l W S O ira ttarr —- ooeumbb # .Sagh-grade ^ JSxtenalou Too Surrey", Regular retail value frem 8X00 to sito. Our OB'S*f tZ ’ price. * . . . . - ,*v« ■ N *. X*4€— COT.EXEBtJ* Auto Seat Combination dlatinctlve everywhere Buggy." A styje, "Sella.everywhere nmac, narness, . eapec ehle for use with a *9ft qgrrey. Price......... $ 4 u )e it> NO. 1810«—SINGXiE STRAP .Driving Harness, One of our. most . popular"' medium priced drlvlngharnes*. Note the p rice ,....... :va. VUl t rn $ 1 3 .5 0 NO, 18X84—EONC TUO Team Harness. Extra- well made and sold at a price that makes it- m exceptional ^ ^ 3 , 5 0 Our price only GET OUR PRICES ON PRINTING To CureaColdinOneDay t a b L a x a t i v e B r o m o Q u i n i n e Tablets, j e n l j K 8 « v m hfBitonkecea sold Inpast 12 monthc. TMs sjgliattire, Cores Grip falWroDay*. CHkevery box .25C e Eberso le Pianos A B S O L U T E L Y D U R A B L E . * * ' WiW.iisKi,; ■,iri.iir,ihas ■ ;f ' “ Wc have for amunborof jrt*rcusedRlwraolaTiaaodtatte Conservatorywhere they xro coaitanUy jsaojectod *0 the hard- est kind of tu«. We have found tho Ebersolo to be a rood, durable piano, well r.b!Ain ntaofi tm wear andtearof tha I00n1, M •f." Zfct’U B auh * DirectnM hr -it! OoUHxntoef etHWie. NAttueAOTw.JfcJ.V Tfie Smith & Nixort Plano Co* Id and 17 E„ Fuurtn Streit, CINCINNATI, O. This month-s Butterick Patterns 10c and 15c— none higher* FARMS 5# tO too Constantly on hand FOR SALE throughout Ohio. Write us TO­ DAY for our descriptive list. State sfao of farm and locality desired*-or if you want us to soli your farm, write us, Wo can soli 16 for yon, Years of-export tattoo.. Good bank references. Smith" & Clematis, ■fiwsi iisiatc and Lose Agent*, Ctdarviile, Ohio* Also Agents for tho famous Oaf- tercar Automobita, «# ' YtARtt* -IX M O ltN C I P atents ' TltAOKMAtta* I P ! s- |h#MW»HX»4Mh ^ ! % 2 S a H S K W » eetitfr**, t«u, -nnnvm SCkRIific AhenikatheiyinwKinL,, raisilfi.uof *tty*i4Mit(i month*, 31 . Put Your Money In a New Country The Pacific Coast extensionOf the Chicago, Milwaukee &, St. PaulRailway how under construe? tion, opens to thosettlorthousandsof acresof excellent agricultural land. ThenewcountryinAdam#*1 Hettinger, and BOwman Counties, North Dakota, and Butte County, South Dakota, is now reached by the new track. The soil is a dark loam with clay subsoil, and produces in abundance wheat, oats, barley, spelz, flax, corn and potatoes. The landiswell adaptedto farming, good water is found at a depth of.from twenty to fifty feet, and the whole Countryis underlaid with lignite coal that out­ crops.along thestreams, and in most cases can be had for tho digging. The climate is healthful, the air'is dry-and invigorating, and the percentage of sunshiny days is high, Outdoor work can be dona almost every day In the year. Rainfall is amply «uBfi* G . . cient to raise the Crops. Regular mail service has been established, the roads are good* rural telephone lines traverse the country, and automobiles are in common use. The deeded land Id this district sells for from, $10 to $18 per aero, There are nfany instances this year where the crop equalled invalue the cost of the land. In Butte County, SouthDakota, there i3considerable governmentland openfor homestead entry. Government landoffices ate maintained at Lemmon, Hettinger and Bowman, where filings and final proofs may ho made. All of these towns are on the now line of the ' r Chicago Milwaukee & S t Paul Railway In Montana, thenew"failroad traverses good farming land. It has been demonstrated that big crops of grain maybe raised. Along theYellowstone andMussellsliell rivers, tho water is used for irrigation, and phenomena! yieldsofalfalfa, sugarbeets, and grain, arealways certain. In the Judith Basinnear LewiStown, Montana, is one of thomost remarkable sections to be found on the new line, tindernatural rainfall, the famous bench lands produced this year an average of 3$ bushels of hard U wheat to-the acre, and the price was 94centsperbushel. Tho basin contains about 1500 square miles and is Sparselysettled. Sonic government land still remains open far settlement, A government land office Ismaintained at Lewistowa. In Fergus County, outside the JudithBasin, is one of the greatest Stock countries in theworld, and good ranches can bopurchased at a reasonable figure. The Chicago, Milwaukee & St, Paul Railway Co, has established an immigration department for the purpose of assisting in the settlement and development of the new lands now being opened/ Pamphlets descriptiveof its resourceswill be forwarded free on request.j * JfiiftrMlfMft t i t iU t . far»**lp|p> r#rw*,»r* f emiMtert. ‘ KW | f . a . miller tiiitltiftl PWMMUI9RTAgiftts CHICAGO D iD eD tH A V N lE i Smmisrjr*f*m A i * n ^ »*ADAM #*T lt»KT * CHICAGO > *^ •m -tv. ■4* T * r With] and b( . tbottsan with t| from a . from til with (hi on the s| ands throngii] from a| - dettsed County I this pasl .• G r ( The hil gram wal Russplli ing whejl with a p i (Ians fchiJ sas‘ OxfcyJ that Gref Home- c l little bo] Greiner 1 was nabl inarchedj mule-dra that coi struck ul Althougll happiest 1 soul-Btirrj under cul the wholq greeted, placed atl The dif . had specil day, Ro/ . it was for thej ceatemala raenwaa^ non-ls thfj . theJOcali iistill resrd . noonalaJ held in tb| grounds. edbyReVl r | Mondnyl tlio tent u| An addres was r.clive Heath of Rev. Chd Ayres. Jil come addr| county. Her. T- Monmouthl Xenia, Mai . corned thef Orr of Clevl evening thf and recei lodges, chtj organizatk . : a?. % . w G I t * The \V. ( Si - ing meet W, Mrs. Carrii IS Ir ■ M.E, B. D “Early W Did/’ Sh< R ance lectur the work to spoke of 1 WhatThew . Meredith, W. O.T.E dress. Ml Thousaml Oil Tuesdas j>ar&do, changedsol nal progratl the day. 'll bio to bear [ former yea^ irteh Was gr fade. TJ 10 1 of the O, Sj inspiring fill eratts regisl most all of| parado. “ camp flrel Among thej Eferight, IT, & Arms in Cuba, J. vilta priEionJ of tho flftol fttred and'11 live to b| ttimitbs lat| Ketatad$ ot (| the was*. m m Tho firo^ P$mti06h