The Cedarville Herald, Volume 32, Numbers 27-52

JjL THEHERALD. * VI'HtY't CMI't t ■ ....... ....—=ar Football ouliuiwn* aimpty tmaoi b* pn-vmua No uue totw >«t dviwiMht Halloy’* coiiiiec with i?i« u*A»u *>ye. St* rnwiy ituum-e* Automobll* s-'orriung is it* own vauishmtmt Uhl Ik® mm i>Uf.U.vSS that will go with- m ■cut Bfivi.rii.' Ufe i; SrusuiB* th» furrarg, that damaging >, Mcx-s was ‘'hot uitv liu’ yvw’ly <ta;«bur§f at Tabasc stuff,r> t.lnuio la reported scarce int Main®, but Hrre aro plenty of guides to hlsza away at. c Halley’s roruet Is bogiimtng to look brighter, and so in general trade i* this, country, Japan lias possession of Korea, but It i« still paying installments on. th# purchase pricr. Something like . 2,000 Greece ruled the world: not role itself. years ago now it can* Thoga who care for that sort of thing can look forward to a busywin* ter of pugilistic gossip. The pemmiean that has to be cut with an ax and the Igloo* that have to be built by the iceman will n ew become popular in. this country. All the freight cat* in the country are in use, but the loads they carry have not been marked down so far a* the ultimate consumer is concerned. Now it is Bulgaria which is facing a crisis, The day In which sumo of the governments of the world do not face a crisis is a very dull one in contem­ porary history. An actor in a Toronto umslc hall was stricken with blindness in the middle of a song, It might have been better all around had his audience been stricken with deafness. It is .announced that Count Zeppe­ lin in planning to fly from Prance to Hew York in his dirigible. It will be a perfectly safe proposition if toe does not do any more than merely!to plan. Princess Victoria Louise of5 Prussia has been appointed colonel of the Death’s Head Hussar ftegimettt. This has no bearing upon the military sit­ uation.In Europe. Its point lies in the fact that' the princess can now" wear: .ahussar jacket with dolman, trimmed In blech astrachan and silver; a fur bushy with silver decoration; gown to correspond. Another' Indication Is furnished of the growth of liberalism in China, Ad imperial edict has been issued recog­ nising the forthcoming provincial as­ semblies. These’ assemblies will cre­ ate the Imperial assembly, charged with the duty of preparing saoonatitn- tion for the nation. This ia the first step taken by the government looking to actual effort In behalf of constitu­ tionalism, ’ One of the big Hew York banka has issued a circular criticising the designs of the latest $20, $10 and $6 gold pieces, saying the coins may be artistic in appearance but are subject to abrasion to an extent which is ob- jectionabl . However, the average person Into whoso possession they come is not likely to object to tba design so long os he can get enough of the coins, China ban made another advance toward liberal rule. The government Is prewiring plans for electing an Im­ perial assembly, which will consist of an upper and a lower house, A num­ ber of provincial assemblies are al­ ready In existence, and thej’ are giv­ ing hearty support to the govern­ ment's progressive policies, including the suppression of the opium traffic. The new regime in China seems to have made a fair start. There does not seem to bo any doubt that the rainy season has be­ gun in the Philippines, following the destructive typhoon in Luzon 1H inches of rain foil In nine hours and 20 incb.es in 24 hours, There was t rise of 03 feet in the Bued river. Thit beats all storm record* in that qaar ter, and also suggests what might b* done in the way of conservation could that surplus water bo stored up and kept against the need of a dry period HE KNTIKE holiday scasrn and especially Chrlotmas day, iy pre-eminently an oceanic® for ‘Totting down tho liars'5with reference to the personnel of tho enlisted force.af tho Vt, ft, navy. Ordinarily pretty rigid discipline Is enforced on the warships of our navy—os is necessary where eo many men «ro crowded tygrthev in close auartun- - but at the, joyous yule-tide season the officers are wont to allow the blaejaekctB pretty free rein for their frolics, This latitude i» allowed not merely bocauro Chririmas week la uni­ versally recognized ns an occasion for mirth and merriment. Fully as potent, is tho fart that a general good time at Chrls*- mu keeps Jack from getting homesick for tho sort of family c.? Nr ' v ' - T *%****>* v * * rfSrfl t s V * 1 ,«<-r■ H n l'*X ■ ;ir.. Sfc- T i 6 l 1; r*y Jfc WMT//iG GHWXr/Mt& LETTER# TO THEW lfip W r NOA fc' reunion that most other people are enjoying during the closing week of December. Of course, any ono of Uncle Sam’s tars may enjoy an old-fashlosged Christmas at home it the ship to which he is attached happens to be in a port where his parents or other relatives reside, but, naturally, that i$ a rare contin­ gency for any of the boys in blue. The average naval seaman is bound to be away from home on Christmas and he lays plans accordingly,'-"- Many of the features of the average Christmas program in the navy indicate above all else that excess of animal spirits' that might be expected from a whole community of red-blooded and miiitantly healthy young men who have been cooped up for soine time previously. This accounts for the prominence given to sports and athletic contests In the yule-tide program. Of Course muscular competitions do not monopolize attention on this day of days. There are other red-letter events on the twenty-fifth of December, not forgetting the traditional Christ- t mas spread and the almost inevitable minstrel show which round* out the day, It is in connection with these, by tho way, that the men-o’-war’s-men play many of tho pranks, the privi­ lege of practicing which they Claim da their Inalienable right bn such occasions. Your keen-witted naval sailor dearly loves a joke pn any occasion and all through the year tho bluejackets display that propensity for playing pranks.that might he expected of « body - of husky lads who combine with strenuosity that hrcsponsl , bfllty which comes with the comforting assurance of an unfailing supply of substantial food and warm clothing. At Christmas this spirit reaches a climax. The tars.play'pranks on each other: they play pranks on their mdeer#, who cannot resent such attentions at this rime, and they are pretty apt to play pranks on every body in sight. '»b!4s £xcm f/m v om rrm s ■J?y FLAG, i5K?miJW « - - * Another new line of policy 1» the navy that makes all holi­ days more worth 1 while Ijt that outlined in tho recent order of. the secretary of the navy which prescribes . that work aboard our warships shall be reduced to a minimum on Sundays and holi­ days. Even ship inspection and in­ spection of the crew arc dispensed with on such occasions—or rather is CmASTMAS AT f/L£T fC&~ - i r r T K p m v Y / * * It is not necessary for the young sters to read dims novels to find he ro»'3 worthy of imitation, The ten- year-old New York “kid” who refused to keeifodsfot when burglar* threat­ ened him mm who Is his night dress ehased the robbers until he landed then: in the hands of tho police is far nearer tho real thing than any char- actor that can be found in cheap lit- Mutate, His exploit beat that of the ordinary ‘-Daredevil Dick” clear out of sight A Greek war is deprefiblfi, hot only lot the blood spilled, but for the eus#- words ii. provokes in the proofroom of a to ,v.‘ paper over tho uaproneunce able same*. They start in daylight og Chrirtmu# morn­ ing, when many «Hme boys themselves out of their ham unusually early in order to the ship with holiday greens; ere the sun is up. Usually the gibes for the offi­ cers are reserved for the minstrel show in the evening, but there have been occasions in the history of the navy when the bluejackets played decidedly practical jokes on their superiors in connection with the Christmas dinner.' For in­ stance, at Shanghai, China, a few years ago, a delegation of tho en­ listed, men got ashore almost ns soon as the ship dropped anchor in port, and.’having forestalled tho Wearers of gold braid they proceed­ ed to "corner” the limited market of turkeys. Thim they had plenti­ ful slices of the light anil dark meat at their spread, while tho ward-roommess had to put upwith a not altogether- eaticfactory cub* etttutc. The high prices paid for fowl on this occasion comditato but one of many illustrations that might be cited to prove hew lavish are the bluejackets in the-lr expen­ ditures when it tomes to providing ammunition for the prefer observ­ ance of Christmas. The mischievous nature of these boys grown tall crops cut In the character of many of the contests that take place on Christmas after­ noon, There are boxing, wrestling and fencing contests tint are in deadly earnest, but there tiro also such Merriment makers as egg races, potato races, three-legged races, sack races, etc,, and finally there are ludicrous pie-eating con­ tests and similar stunts, A than honored Uhrigtnm prank aboard Yankee fighting chips Is that wherein a procession of fantastic­ ally garbed salloro vlclls tho cap­ tain'* quarter*, carrying a bucket of „ whitewash, and petitions tho Christmas in New York harbor, ty oi entertainment for the have "shore leave," and it i- K... the tars opportunity to over f***« ( uaxji *\ p M u aboard and proudly sbrfw tnem forfreaa. 0 . Thfo p j e n . blee*"1 r>fImmedathoy off <W: the floating it ordered that: such functions ehall take placo on some other day and that the men bo given prec- tically a "free day" for their own amusement Eluejackefs who do not. attend m participant*"or onlooker* the Christmas athletic program may often be found on the holiday reading In some un­ frequented corner of the ship, wri­ ting to loved ones at home, plky- . ing cards, or mayhap exchanging Christmas geotings with friends on other ships of the fleet by means Of tho picturesque wig-WSg system of flag signaling. n s y s n © A CHRISTMAS ARGUMENT One moruin* In the www the Hollj- atnd the .•toe ■/1 3t*t, and straightway Into nrgttmeht they felit ■**••1the Holly In hla pride hi* very hhrdeat trie* TO*how he naa by lar the greatest swell, "Oh, It** folly, folly, folly**-- erled the Ml*Tetoe to • Holly, “To giro yourself the silly airs yew dot For yon’Uvery sotnt had out that the world, without a doubt, Conlil get along gnlto nicely without 3 On," commanding uffleer to literally or flgurgtlvely wipr. outfall Dcoroa or demmts standing gainst members of tho crew for fofsor Infractions of the rules. If the master oS the craft Is not utterly lacking hi that tact Mid db,comment which mates for popul&iity its tho navy, Isohast- , f on* to taka tepfifeanee o 2 iiia spir- I if. of tfiO ’ ■« L - v tss> _ ”Ak’ * know, t know, Zknew!” s«I« HoUy to the Mlsleioe, “Voa’re a* eavfnas a* ever yoa caw bej An* yoare crots aa* Magry very, 'canse you havea’t got a berry ' Red, aad reaad, aa* bright rut* be«tJtlful, like »ie.” Answered Wlsletoe the* -Idaghlags “Why, Of course ytm're only chstRag. I’ve a henry too, as ware aa* white as show. Every Christmas time they An* me, an* they take me In and bln* me Jnst above the door, as very well yen know."'1 “What a silly tale yon’re tellings" acofted the Uni* ly, proadly swelling, “I’or one of yen they'll ase n (totes of me. You're an interloping person: aa* you only grow, wftst’a worse, on The Branches Of some other kin* of tree, “Vow, to children, I'm the symbol of the nights when ’Hunt-the*!htmble,' TiltadoVlaa's naff/ ns* such games keep them out of bed: An* the ptnoiMpuddlng at dinner, yon will dad, Or 1’n n sinner. Always has » sprig of holly In his head." '!he» Use Mlsletoe said, wtafcfeigi “There's last one Small point, 1>«* thinking. That you have altogether failed to sees I f at Christmas time I'm missing, .why there.esn’t he any kissing; So the palm, you rnnst admit, belongs to me." How the moral of this stery Is, If yon'ro Inclined to glory : in your own Importance, you are sure to find That la others’ estimation yon’ve * -less Important station, ^ And In orgaraeat you may get left hehlnd. Tite fxfcitsifcJs liftvo fthtlcvi obango'd *Jss' by tiiia tb- qiioot fo*' unU’ci’cal olowoncv, Tlio oppommitics lot cajoyruont m Elftfa wblcli touvlnco thorn that I open to ohp Amosicau b!uojad:ofa therobat Brea a terrific convulsion on j at nfirlctsiaa Lava lx?® idatoslally tho plana, one result of which mast |enhanced by tho pfOout policy of hare b-cn to destroy art life, If any f havlcs tho waiJilp/), whenoves haI axlsie.l there, uiiere i» the dar-1 bo.s*1M0 opefid tho holideyo ,in Ian aviaftp who wbl cmke a trfof fofoo populenc port, 1W lantaoco, the lilac, at thf.i wsdtlafr. Ia t&have tho t% bafsccblp fleet cneM i.j that dire.;ion and asekitai a juft what bait toapueaefi? Tho Business Distinct. A omalt Detroit boy was given a druyi for a Christmas present, and was beating it vociferously on tho sidewalk, when a nervous neighbor appeared and asked: "HoW much did your father pay for that drum, my little man?” "Tventy.fivo cents, sir," was tho reply. "Will you tafco a dollar for it?” “Oil, yer, sir," said the boy eag­ erly, "Ida said cho hoped I'd sell It for ten cento.” Tho exchange wao made, and tho drum put where it wouldn't mako any more noise, and tho nervous man chuckled over hie stratagem. But to hici horror, when he got homo that night, thero wore four drums heating In front of his house, and 33 ho mado his appear­ ance, tho leader stopped up and said, cheerfully: '‘These are my cousins, sir, I took that dollar and bought four new drums, Da you want to givo tis $4 for them?” Tho nervous neighbor rushed in­ to the- house ia despair, and the drum corps is doubtless beating yet ia front of his house. Doctor* Versus Lawyers, Most lawyers take a keen delight trying to confuse medical expert* in tho witness box ia murder trial*, and often they get paid back in their own tela. A ease is recalled v/bofo tho lawyer, after exercising all the tangling tactics without ef­ fect, leaked ytil::ideally at tho doc­ tor who was testifying and said; "You will admit that doctor* sometimes*mako mistakes, won’t you?” "Ob, yes; tho came as lawyer*,” was tho coal roply. "And doctors' mistakes are buried cix ices under ground,” was the lawyer's triumphant reply. “Yea," ho replied, “and tho law­ yers’ mistakes often swing In tho aif.”~»FkiladolpMa ftiMS® Ledger, A Time to Give, Every bay and girl should ssako coinething to give to another at Gkriotmaa time; there I* scarcely anyone who is sot able to do some­ thing to taako another person hap­ py at this beacon of the year . 1 Hi K '9 •»!<*'#■ 9 *"* » t-A 9 99 #«•"* n The Church’s Christmas Present Cy UY&OXt WILLIAMS □ 2 J'V/. Many a i : a » fcftij for up kite!n 11 are 0:1 t d he f e d expect t:u ,f >r It Tho wwo t a wo ft'et ffP ** ft1 but dDe t fee*tps.M hnsba1 V , f;?.» f(*Fb*"*.*' rfcslruhfo fnoti . 1 #-bOrt*Mr *(*<• Vt-.f, ib.-ji' Uvo* *n<f t.<uor r’Oolmr* c: neideM himself * f ’fed ir«!i»irg th*if Uy leostJcg, hall I'dtm’hio nteiM I «*llo lletto \ f-lfo** 8»yg| Itirian ,t aa?/vurtfert The Bad Bill [tlsaoGe nndci’ ne’cei laid?, perceived j that it woe a u.ouh ifoit," j had min*; \ 1 u 16 1 t tU !:..t i t n L o m . J ' U: A ego thn*J Yo.k . ht:uEd Cb;'.! =*]-j f? f! *b a *«.y* Lt.:e Hud- ,,r. iud*. i .:t‘ j k k a«djit3rrj Hn by ■.I In h f o ;t e - i i l " p i irlif'rttsii'e af i f f ii . U t i« d dim pf Solicitor Lifol -1 Aj COfi’Mlit Jiob'. a <sw|i-per—-‘1io | tS thm-crXiti and hi* bad 5 daller lu*?", | to Kfeivj n rciebfa-J :*ct &had \ gave him hlcij -and drove o!f after rt d foSetakf', The drives* *-haugo--a dollar bill very hurriedly. "■Then Harricea bteanio aware « what lie hail ta.ssit iho •man; e),lifF, rti(pi That Bill’o bad/ gciri onas'-gji fi.i- v. .!)*’ asid lie duelled to OU KCiSotlfl*' liB h ISI'lfo, g"g':,g K-J.lt <f i d f!.o 1 tb' j flirt or t all d hat-I:, d* iiautly, a foTbab, he lea t vat, atep apwti fa.d noth uy| “Aiid tti utitoA ipt Wttfao! whero the < 1woman ’wi :i, rtsasidniBg life doHarjcae.e CoSurideftc* is Name*, la a Now y(»ik ginlio ochool ono cf the* learii^.v. b h ims pupils whono nafeiOci are !ln* aa 1st? own, tintl rise pi iarij ai ao* th- j*nUo.1got cacti (itbor’tj i.ioil ftif tbo pamo itshbii. An- o ll< t riugfjliiv thing in tide lino oc- J,/ ;i« •i’i( flirt l rl.lrt igy» lfui and the man and :H he JUHliiCtl htftl tho ccopyfJgbtd • Harrison Honeywell JIsokBon, dr* votco-of Michigan avenue, worgbljse? ■at the throne of Farda,,►polls and favorite at Fash­ ion's shrine,awoke ’ one .morning In the bustle and the whin of Chicago with a headache Through the aeri­ al window of his club tho clash and clamor of city din emote hi* throb* blng tem p les . Smoke and soot drifted familiarly in, and upon the Indolent draught* a faint, fetid swell rode truculently, “Bah, those stockyards!’’ sniff­ ed Harrison Hon­ eywell Hickson, gripping his tem­ ples and striving to reach oblivion ^y burying' hi* / nose and ears in the downy pillow. ^ “Always the smell and the noise and the clatter. Day and night it is the same noise*,■tho same smells,, the same wine*, almost the same women —and no song at all worth hearing. 1 have a mind to chuckit all and goout into God’s country, out info' the sub­ urbs.” "WithHickson to think was to act— and this is how it happened that the good people of Horton Hollow, were curiousalmost,to a crucialpoint Of, the the antecedents and'personality of the dapper young society man who came among them so reservedly to superin­ tend tho construction of a pretty Queen Anne cottage on Lake Shadows That he was a veritable catch was soon agreed upon by the spi3ters, hut how to break h!s reserve and teach him to worship at the feet of Aphro­ dite was a difficult problem. For, be­ sides admitting to Amos Squires, the 'busman, that he was not married, Hickson had met the persevering ad­ vances of the natives with a Stern frigidity, . “There ain’t a blessed woman that kin git within gun shot o’ him,” com­ plained Mirandy Hodges, “exceptin’ Marty Brown—an’ she ain’t interested in nothin’ but raisin’ money fer a hew parsonage fer that new preacher an’ hi* stuqk-np Wife,” At last the cottage was finished and son selected his furniture and vnngs, On the 20th of December it as ready, With a glad heart he rod® gayly homeward from the city, and SlfpnJijjiRhn key lilt* the lock, stepped, into the ne*t that was to be the heart of his simple life. The evening was spent in gloating over his. new toy and even though it did seem strange­ ly quiet and lonely, Hickson's spirit*( Were so light the Joy bulb stood high in the glass txibe of pleasure. But solitude wears on tho best of us after, a time, and to Harrison Honeywell Hickson, inured to clattef and bang and the buoy whirl of socie­ ty, the continued silence fell like a pall, ' tl, “Of course, L could got married,” Blghed Hickson, as he Sat nil the edge of his hfed and pondered, "That would help some and—no,” shaking hi* head determinedly, “no laces and tantrum* for minol” Satisfied in his derision, he lay down to sleep. Then, all at once thero entered that vacuum of stillness, strange and sin­ ister, tlio cracking of a veneered joint, tho nettling of a beam. As Hick- eon eat holt upright in bed, ho dis­ tinctly heard a sound as of running v/ater. Baohing madly down the ctaira he found a leaking water pipe— and what was worse, he discovered that the hot-wator plant was simply boiling its iicad off. Tho servants had not yet arrived, but Hickson managed to ehcek the furnace and turn off tho water. Then bo returned to bed. fiuddcmly a hoot-owl setupbisweird call, tlio soughing wind whistled with topulcbsal meaning, a misguided coefc mistaking tho bright moonlight for morning awoko and set up anunearth­ ly din, while a pair of stray cat* meeting in sanguinary combat undo* the west window, added to the hor­ rible intensity of the night. When ho bounded out of bed. Hick- eon was a determined man, He looked ■ at Ids watch and then at his time table. Thirty minutes later a dark form scurried through tbo shadows of tlio shaded street and dashed madly up to the three o’clock train as it puffed and snorted at Horton Hollow. The next day, Martha Brown, stveot, white-bailed, motherly Martha Brotvn received a letter. It said: My fleas*MicaBrown: 1have decided to. emprise you by making your church a Bbristmss present of my Queen Anns to-morrow, "it Is ftirnSeU'i cor.itt.oih and I hops that aweet-fdeed little-wife of t!:e prcachc-s will not find aa aid bachelor’s tastes tea broad fer her canution, 1hive always wanted to Qo 0012:0 good'In the world-and *by presenting tba coitneo 1 \ am memaiy gratifying myself, Picas* accept tbo gift without dcmiinslvatloo. I beg to remain humbly yours, IIAUftlCOM IIOHEVWELL HIOKCOH. That night on Stats street iikte.n a howling swell, walked gaily In the glare of tbo lights, In tbo heart of tb* din. sad was triad! THE NEW *>J**L ■Literary Note, fltcWi} a bis difference between the beak bag and tbo book worn. Tho book bag lasto the' beak and then hatches it and theybaakwarmdevours it ii ho doesn't got sick after hi* first J Mia, / A Caeua! inquiry* 'T tiovor have tasted lifitior of any kind nor used tataau no? tittered ah i atli lb ray Sift-/' “ Hia! You haven't, v h ? Ho you wpfts1rallies on year tight- IfliSi-t?”- Exchange, list Material. 4!t have beau on an esploring trip ttifdMgk my husband’s sticnaen cloches."’ “And these poker chipa and the*# taring form ckCDts?” “Clenatlttato tbo data for my legi lure," Veuerst* th# Turil*. At a place called Estaron, on the French ivory ettahf of Africa, the na­ tives helfovo that to tttf or destioy * turtle v.tnM.Mcan death to th>» giilili1 one c*v *1>knee* In hts *amiln “What 4o yea call tills—Ice pad- ding?” “Well, sir, St weed to bo called ice padding, tmt now It ia known ca tbo north pole, or tho Ccok'a Earprlco.” BACKACHE IS KIDNEYACHE. Usually Thera Are Other Trouble* to Prove It. Pain in tho back is pain In the kid­ neys, in most cases, and it points to the need of a spe­ cial remedy to re­ move and eure the congestion or in­ flammation of the kidneys that is in­ terfering with their work and. causing that pain t h a t make* you ‘ say; “Oh, my back/' Thompson Wat- kinB, professional nurse, 420 N. 2?rd Sfo Parsous, Kan., says: “For some time 1was annoyedwith sharptwinges across tho small of my back and ir­ regular passages of the kidney secre­ tions, Since using Doan’s KidneyPill*, I am free from these troubles.” Remember the name—Doan’s. Sold by all dealers. 50cent* a box; Foster- Milbum Co.. Buffalo. M. Y, may Paste Milnch Poster*, Artisfs, billposters, printers, paper manufacturers and tuberculosis fight­ ers are all united in a gigantic crusade against tuberculosis which is about to be started under tho direction of the National Association for the Study and Prevention of Tuberculosis. In addition to .the gifts of free space on billboards and free printing of posters made by the Associated Billposters and Distributors of America and the Poster Printers’ Association, several hundred paper.manufacturers have given paper for the posters to the value of several thousand dollars, and artists from all over the UnitedStates are contributing sketches for posters, free of charge. Tho local, state and national anti-tuberculosis association* will see that the poster*rare placed in cities and towns whet® they are most needed. The posters are nine' feet long and seven feet wide and will be printed In several colors. If sufficient paper Is procured a million will bo pasted up. The value of these various contribu­ tions would reach fully $ 2 , 000,000 if paid for at commercial rates. The More Glorious Alternative, MaudMullerknew what she wanted. “I'd rather be written np~ In a poem that the funny men will be parody­ ing a hundred years from now than marry the judge to-morrow!” she ex­ claimed, and suiting the aption to the word, she raked the meadow sweet With hay in such a manner that the judge riding slowly down tho lane, smoothed his horse’s chestnut mane, and. let it go at that. Naturally the girl’s folks were con­ siderably disgusted at having her left pn their hands that way, hut who ever purchased a, worthy immortality cheaply?—Puck. Astonished the Company, A, famous dean was once at dinner, when, juBt as tho cloth was removed, the subject of discourse happened to bo that of extraordinary mortality among lawyers. “Wo have lost,” :said h gentleman, “not less than six emi­ nent barristers in as majiy montliS." Tho dean, who war, quite deaf, rose as his friend finished his remarks, and gave the company grace—“For this and every other mercy, make ua truly thankful.” ■ . Unburdening. “You must at least givo that candi­ date credit tor speaking his mind.” “Yes,” replied Miss Cayorjic, “But It’* unfortunate; that people most will­ ing to speak their minds aro so often those whoso mentalities aro more or less unpleasant.” Sufficient Evidence. “Father was evidently drinking Again last night.” “What makes you think that?” “He sussed the janitor when he came in.”—Louisville Courier-Journal, The optician would soon bo look­ ing for another job if beer glasses im­ proved the eyesight. RESULTS OF FOOD Health and Natural Condition* Com* Prom Right Feeding. Man, physically, rhould he like a perfectly regulated machlio, each part workingeasily In its appropriateplace. A.slight derangement causes undue friction andwear, and frequently rains tho entire system. A well-known educator of Boston- found a way to keep tlio brain and the btniv la that harsrtfipiii’i't r<>r-peratien widen makes a joy of living, “Two years ago,” sho writes, “being ia a condition of nervous exhaustion, I resigned my position a* tea.her, which I had hold over 49 year*. .Hinec then the entire rest has, of course, been ti benefit, hat the us# of Orapa-Nufs has roi/vjved nne great. eau*o o? illness Jn tlio past, namely, constipation, and its Attendant evils, “I generally t»ek« my entire break* fast on a raw e; g T.-jiten into four apeantols of Giair-Nut®, with a little- hot milk or hot water add- d, I like It extremely, my food cmimitate?, end my bowels taka raio of tht.m-eives, j find say brain pr«* or and physical com ditlon much gscater and I k*?jw that tho use of tho tkupe-Mufs Las tonirib* j tried largely to tbfo iv alb I “It I j with folifo s fv? Ifsale that I t V/ilfO this p Silfitau'f'd, fipd tfust it 1fiiav bo tho r:.t :»na of ;j<5fr»*r oifo j* iq Jth>.Jr r.taich for hrabb, * J Lo: >}: inphybfor rti,v ,p..ty-pfo I food faWs 11 Vre'-u1nv*«ow: I read rho * aa *- 1*Wt) HathatH ♦»•»«* *!»««■ »«. rtnM-. Thai 1ET* «»ne, * * « t#ti at « Mtretab 5 i