The Cedarville Herald, Volume 44, Numbers 1-26

COOL - i Furnishings Extija ligh t w eight 2 p iece su its in Palm Beach , Tropical W o r sted am i Mohair fabric* a t $20, $25 and $30 . pJathfcr w eigh t underwear —th e new est patterns in ligh t w eigh t shirts—extra trousers in a ll shades o f Palm Beach m aterials, We are headquarters for graduation gifts. TK© j e t ®aa and 22 South D etro it S t., X EN IA , OHIO SIX GILLETTE BLADES, WITH HOLDER $ 1 . 2 5 PREPAID IN ATTRACTIVE CASE ATISPACTION GUARANTEE! OR MONEY REFUNDED This offer for a limited time only Remit bar money order or cash (NO STAMPS} Frail Razor Co. ,'i . r v 1475 BROADWAY, NEW YORK CITY., ad tp OPR SHIPS ON THE SEVEN SEAS American ships, flying .the Stars and Stripes w ill ca rry you and your goods anywhere Two and three generations ago, the Stars and, Stripes were all over the world. Then they almost vanished ,from the seven seas. But today they are back again. Big iplendld steamers, Ameri­ canowned and operated,carrying ^ passengers and goods,are crowd­ ing their Way Into all foreign i t ra c harbor* with the Stars and Stripes proudly fluttering from their masts. s American exporters, importers, traveler*—all can help lay ship- I ping and sailing under the Stars and Stripes. Operators of Passenger . Services AttaUral tin* , fir State Street, NeV Ship Line, 82 Beaver ~ -|.,Y. • ____ ito S, S. Co., tf ii .Midway, New Yhik, N Y Me11s. S, Co., i f Broadway, % f. in e r t's ! S.‘ Co., i t Broadway, \ i New York, N. Y. ,, , . . WardUn*,ft4ew Yorkan^C'ubaMall a, S. Co) l oot of Walt Street, New York, N. Y. . Firee use,of • ■ Shipping Board film* Use • ( Stopping Board motion picture Mmfc four rods, free on request of any mayor, pwtor, poatmasf-t <* Mtfon, A great educational picture S iW M l tM s a . Write taf inform* atkmtoH. Uue,Direeior informa;fort Bureau, Room 911, 1319 F Street, N*.W* Washington, D, C, SHIM FOR SAtti ‘ (re Amrrkte eUlttin tub) Steel eteaaaWs, Iwtk *U and nwi . k lerataueo ebtawei by tegieet. FortsuUnggofpassetiger and freight ships t* all putts efthevxtrldandaU otherittformation, writi m y o fthe above lines of UncleWalfo S o ryO w ^ " . jC ?Cv ■ r y.yr TheC«wpuetfco By FREDERICK CLARKE PERVERSITYO? THINGS C$TT BEATS n il how fate puts a * crimp in a man’s fondest ambi­ tion#,” said the retired merchant, *'lto cattily I have hwn hm'gerlng for an old-fashioned boiled dinner, eompuecfl o f corn beef and all tbe ctattdard vege- tablco. I men- ' tionefl tho matter : acvcral time*!, and my wife said she would -g Jv.q the . hired girl n holi­ day and get mo up a boiled dinner, such as WB used ' to have in the hal­ cyon days, The bmp qwetr w a s .. scheduled for yes­ terday, a ii d % looked forward t o ? it like ft hungry - wolf,, I couldn’t thjffk of anything else for three days. And when thtameal was dished up I had an attack of jumping toothache, and was jumping over the chairs 'with jny head under my arm.” “That's -always the way 1n this world,-doggone it,” commented the ho­ tel'keeper, “Just as sure as. you look forward to something, you're going to- r\m up- against n disappointment that wilt break your heart. “Last week I had ho much business I was on,,my feet day and night. I didn't get any sleep to apeak-of for several nights, and my eyes felt like hard-boiled, eggs, 1 was. just dead on my feet I was so played out. I looked , forward to the time when I could saw off a few lengths of slumber just as yon looked forward to that boiled fod­ der.” - .“At list, things slacked up and 1 went up to my room at seven o’clock In .the evening-,, prepared to sleep round the clock, or as much longer ns I felt necessary, I was so drowsy 1 could hardly see to"get my rags off. and I heaved a sigh Of relief when I crawled, in between the sheets. But before I had been there three minutes old Jiggleson came along with his brass band and begad playing’ selec­ tions under my window. The congress man from this district was occupying the room rrnxt. to, mine, 'ami those lo*" coed musicians! were serenading him probably hoping to be appointed post master before long. They played «v ery blamed tune you ever heard of. and I had to leave my own room and go to one at the back of the hotel. . “That room hadn’t been used for a long time, and things weren’t In good repntr, I climbed. into; the bed eftfl was snoring a few quolations from the classics, when, all the slats came dewin' at once and I landed on the hoot oft my ear with my feet up on the fDof of the bed. I thought my back- was broken, in' three places, but X managed fo get up, and' then I hiked buck ,tt my own room. I had left the window open .when I yelled at Jiggleson and threw some.furniture at Ids musicians and I was so sleepy I forgot to el^Se it.. “The bed was right up against, the window, and I was just getting asleep Once more when It began to rain. About forty gallons of water blew' In oh me before I could get the doggone window closed. I had to rustle nroiind for a dry night shirt and. some sheets and things, and fly Uiut time I was pretty near desperate. 1 don’t know? of. anything more aggravating than til bo dying for a good old-fashioned sleep and then- be unable to make con- necthjps. “At Inst .1 got into bed again, nil snug attd comfortable, and was doing some ground and lofty sleeping. Then* along came a gn^st who mistook nty room for his own, which was on tin- floor above. It happened that Ids key fitted the-lock of my door, so he opened It and came in.iyhen be saw me there he took me by the ankles and dragged me out onto the floor and sat on me, and asked me what in Jhunder I mount by ocupylng his bed,'for which he had paid In advance. ‘ It took ten minutes to make things clear to him, and by that time I felt like a driveling idiot, “But T had sense enough left to get back Into ted and make another try of sleeping. * hud slept about twenty- seven watts When n big framed pic­ ture of my wife, which hung over the, head o f ‘ the bed, came down and smashed itself On my face and put my nose out of joint. Then I 'gave up, 1 put on my clothes and went down stairs and sat up all night, Imping the building wouldn’t cave in on me, Ii didn’t, and that was the only bit o'* lock I had that night." .apaj-c-r Uuf-J!. 1 t s\ r US 00! tOV.h'ft it Luma .-f in the Watm* u.’cpyiinlit,. ia, “Did you tboM’ delir building’;' "I did 1 ncle, and l -torn J ! inform you of the t.V-\:n' ran- “Weil" Mbum-ii .Vlam I'amt, r« to 1 oai, iU.-i, Y,'-»t*ru fto* y a rtr i iu » u “ft ft UTUiuly very myaterioiH,'' said Mrs. Lit tie. “Bruno is acting so f'-T.iiigt-iy t iounce account for a ut dll.” . “ft is worse than mysterious--it is Indefinite. , “I don't like to throw bouquets at myself, but I must say rblks arc afraid of my drive,” * “Golf or charity?” The City Bird. “The sparrow Soon adapts itself to environment.” “What now?” “Saw one downtown- today which was building, a ne.it of burnt matches,” - Progressing Slowly, Husband- -Making any progress to­ wards getting acquainted with those people next door? , Wife-Just a ilttle. Their cat in­ vited our cat over to a little sing-song last night.--Stray Stories. / SIIICHESTERS PILLS diamond e o' AtfcVm* itairKht for cm.Crttm-Wftfl A irtAisotU) mtAtm mi,1,'i la nvu.*tui//\ Oct.tr to(CalHe br>*fa, acatcd with Btaty( Milil-Ofl. T a US K» o tlK -n . T.'nv a t y r * t \ / thuftttki mad a»k f,-i* <HMIJf l.rl-K* V RtA»t«Rn ttnARiar'm.H, t>r <!(?■> *MMr<!Kar(T<iiraii«(,safe:.t, Aiwor-im-n -- • BOLD BY ALL DRUGGISTS EVERYWHERE*^. have t-e'.!!s;c}-;‘!:;;;i’ct the order. You { I'^'.tlU'ly licarthmiUng!’’ wild -Inn Duwe«, hut mm said it to hia’Kclf. “Everytiling was going so lovely," eonU;«:vd the little widow. “I Invited you down here, Bruno, as my heart dearly wished, whs-more than etti-n- tive to you. ilia friend, Ja--i: i;ow,-y. came on, Then Beatrice Dale has that, stately Mies Vavasour visit her. Uighi away, too, Bruno neglects ym and becomes* devoted fo .Miss- Vavasour. Poor Jack, the rejected, js dpcopspia- ble, and you, my dear—*% “imn’t think of mo, my friend *’ said \ Imi hrAvcly. “I ant afraid I attached too much weight' to yoiir brother’s— -tilHIUg.” - - „ “But. Bruno vvfla not flirting,” i U h claimed Mrs. Little solemnly. “I kudvv lit- wasn’t,” . “Then-?--**’ : “That .Miss Vavasour has slmjily hypnaUzcd him vviUkhei- queenly Ways add really handsome face. lie will come hack to' ids .first allegiance. .Trust me.” V . -- . Imi left her friend and old college companion,, and. wfiiked pensiyeiy through the garden towards ihe river. She strolled .along rtither dejected- iy until sfle reached the rustic bridge spanning the river; Sim sat down near some bushes »u the hank. Then she- idly wfitched a newcomer on the seeuv. This waa-Beafti'ee'Daie, -The latter stood leaning and half seated ' on the frail railing- that protcethd the , bridge, r''. c-- , .“Even she does not look, happy,” re- ■■fleeted; Inn. .Suddenly. ..thufs,- :was! a. flrackliHg sound upon the Mil utr, a shriek and’ too fully upon the ■flimsy bridge rail. It had given vyiiy,.-. and she was precipitated hito the wo ter ten fetk bf*losv,, Stunned aiid bein ’ . less, she-: sank ; she cainc tn tlte shr ' face again, btit fimp and Ufcicss. . i,-.; Ina was sbou -.jm-tbe' Witter,: “.She, could hob bbweyer, sustain the dead weight oflihb. lttserisibte'gtri^and swim to sitore,Ebrtflhatftl.y a f te r ' drifting -tvvTttty^feet,:v■abh neared -a .wife run­ ning tb:/,£hvtinib^^^ -tiflnff rift : it-1 -;-ofli-.-bj ■riie':-vpateiv ,tied .sereumed for help. ;;; ft;:tfak;'Jk^iflbnWjy Who tinhny ap- beared. lie soon laid both girls safe on tlm bank. It was Jack who car- ried Shtefl'Daifl fn her:;hdmtg,v.The'nflkf. Vflay, Ina received Dale asking her to cull upon her at once. Ina found’Jack seated on the porch of tin) Dale home. . He flushed a trifle ■.siigi'Jiris abutth-iii /hjid-,-thh,:two': girls were alone. ? ;■; 'K .'jflVv-a; flotaerijfbg -;tow1;fityAThr’ynn,' Miss Dawes,” began Beatrice lu a tremulous tone, “Von saved my Ufa yesterday. I sent purposely for my friend, Miss Vavasour, fo win the love of Bruno- Moorp away from you, be* cause I was jealous and wicked.” ‘gennSly,*tfiC Yavasour Is . . ridsfly.hbu, all due htiiipIrK-*.?:” “Ebt"flho, cab,'ncvdr::bjake' him:-http-: py!” ■ -erted; fhim-i-'vv*rcdched--,.rfteatri.em. “sflie is;;ftilse-hcfl;rb<d, -a .coquette,” ... ’ Iftmever, one good restiit camp ottt of ft alb Jack-peemcd noiv attracted to tirn yealiy prjetty Beatriri*. anil the latter began t'o wear a happier face. One evening Bruno came into the gar­ den,- whore his sister and Ina were seated obga^d In souk* fancy work. “Welt,’* m atmotnfted, "I have ju s t. seen Miss.Vavasour homthvnrd bound on the train—timnic goodness!" Bis staler ^stared a t him and Ina felt a new throbbing at her heart. “Why do you say that, Bruno?” in­ quired Mrs. Little. “Because I am truly 'tliankful, hi* deed, Mias Vavasour’s sister sent for iter and now—a happy return to the dear oid times,” cried Bruno joyously. “Ida, will yop take a stroll with me?” “Do yon not think a few explana­ tions are in order first, brother?” In­ quired Mrs. Little, rather eo’diy. “That’s deserved—why, certainly f replied Bruno, in l»ls usual bluff, jolly tone, “I have hurried hack here fast as 1 could purposely to explain fo both of you that my horrible con­ duct—” His sister groaned. “My 'undying devotion* to Miss Va* vasotir-!,” Ina sighed, “Was all a gume,” “A game?” repeated Mrs. Little vvondoringly, .“Yes. The first night Miss Vava* sour arrived,” said Bruno, “poor Jack fell head over heels in love with her. I saw his danger, for I had heard of her la the city as a heartless, calculat­ ing coquette. To save Jack I devoted my time to Miss Vavasour. Sim has gone home somewhat soured, ami 1 fancy lias half guessed my plot to save a soft but noble-hearted friend from the wiles of a siren, ina, wifi you ciime for that sfrofi T "Von, Bruno," responded Ina glad­ ly. “I will go—now.” They met two other strollers In their progress-*.Jack and Beatrice— and when the happy^facodacmiples vnum in to tea a Ilfilk later, observant vftw, Ll'ile knew that there would •ton be Btimci Interesting flnnmm.cc - -O s , ■ t , ' take a d.-ai njea ymira-if in \io* iatit. - the mi-oeam rules <*y this oflke.’’ “But, unde, firum to m’e.“ rrpLci Waldron Ilurr.f; eauerJ*- ; • <. vritn earn- estuciis, “The . -rather and liaagbter, arc dt-c-rylug people. Tliey are about to irate*, anyway, and are only nwaiting u i omittance from Borne relatives at a do-unce to n?inov< to another part of the country and pay .yog up—” * ’kind beat nvo out ,.f anoiiier week’s rent,” saprh'd lksgei. “No, no,” “Bat, you don’t, unders.-taud,” pleaded Hume, “Tbirfuthqr is an invalid. They are at the very vei -<* of destitution, it made my heart t??»ed to realize their condition. Uncle, I'will make up your demand out of my i p r pn.-' et, hut do not drive tin.-:*! p<nr uuun-uunues to ljomelessm*ts,” * . ■ . “Mighty sympaiketie, aren’t you?” »ueercd Pi!got. “Do ;,o!i suppose I cook you into my basin. to ii ive you break my rules and beg!..*,-- me? As to your proteges, you an- run inie. Their few belonging*.won* .levied,on-an hour ago and they urn probably seeking some new InmiUrnDvi'-Uni." Waldron Hii.-ix* stood' regarding his rapacious relative with a glance, of. suppressed au ei and open contempt, rile removed a e.aib-t from his pocket ami placed it on the- desk before, his uncle. "Your papers,” he -.aid. '.'What does that, men iV” “That you Imve tauglit me that a humble fife lnu-k among my native nilta ,is preforalde to selling my soul . In a business of cruelly and exiov- tion,” nud vvitli the-words the young man left tlie oliicc am) bent bis steps swiftly back to the wretched tenement house he had visited earlier that morn- ring. Ills Up's were compressed, his eyes filled with indignation us he re-enien-d the building where for the first time he had met' Jolm Denton and life daughter. Ite had gone ihere in the - course of his duties to ask for. delin­ quent rent of the two rooms they oc­ cupied. Ilis heart had stirred at wit­ nessing the sorrow of the beautiful gftl pleading for. tump for a day or nvo, until expected, money was re­ ceived, lie had given orders by tele­ phone'to Parynm, the man employed by his uncle to serve papers and tbe like, to. leave rite Deatons undisturbed. -Now lie found the* tenant®, gone arid, their few poor- sticks of furniture re­ trieved by the bniliff to satisfy the In- satiable greml of the matt he write ashamed to recognize as of his kindred,- Then passing down the -halt- he wns nailed by a woman occupying the front rooms of the flat. “it's Mr, Hume, ta It not?" she risked. “Please, sir. those poor souls hack of me have tayn evicted," “I Imve just .learned so,” answered Hume-' gravely, “(tan you tell flic • where they have gone to?” “B«rq I've'given them shelter. Th« aid genlltnnan Is'well nigh prostrated with the excitement and roughness of the.bailiff and Ms sweet child is near­ ly heartbroken. Old Mr, Denton in’y on,, a couch, his daughter seated at bis side striving to speak words of comfort and hope ns Hume cutne Into their presence. In a very few words he explained the elrcnnistancpH of his uncle’s action. Then he added: „ “Mr. Denton, Miss Denton, I wish voti to .allow me* to make up for my mistake In supposing I could prevent what lias occurred by behif yonr friend. You might have to-unit here hinny days before you hear from your friends. I have n home to offer you until you, Mr, Denton, have regained your health and where the best ninth, er a tnnn ever bad will u'eh-miie your daughter and strive to make her for­ get her sorrows. Will yoir trust, to me to hj]p you over a hard place In life that comet! to many in fIso ups and downs of experience? My mother lives a hundred lulles we t of here. She has a eomfortahie home and pleu- *y of room io spare. She Is lonely, loving, full of gmeioris d-rd.-, and I want you to go to her v fill tne, My brief. experience In llie cold, cruel city has not ricmv.jje.i lie- spirit she Iwctflrated in me to extend a helping tifind to tin* persecuted ami worthy pvhen * r I could." * -y'A H i:! on our account that you nnvo lota jour lm^nu--s position!” quavered Jolm Itenton, at ihe point of tears as lie realized (his oohic ...elf- sarrifice. “U’e tired not spc.ik of that," re­ plied llulue. “1 am anxious m-. your­ selves fo get firmmg th.tac l<o imve 'Only tenderness arid love lot those In distress,” It writs like going into a new. clear atmosphere for llm.-,** three as tiny left ihe murk and grim of |h<* city that afternoon. It was like entering a niirafli.se for (he forlorn liritl desolate •tameless two as Mrs Hume welcomed them beneath her luuqdtable roof. “Lo’Coly, teuder-ht.tried Mnrgorila!” spoke Mrs, fluim* aTer she had heard afi the stoiy of Ite- son's Impulse, “Did I tell you. Waiflion. that 1 felt 1 was to see you soon, for a few nights since I dreamed that you bi-onpht a bride to tin* old heme." And with the dawn of the new springtime tin* vision was fulfilled. Keep Troubles to Yourself. Life for the vast majority of us Is none too carefree. This trouble. <«. that, disappointment, makes our world very.cheerless a t times; but dwelling upon our prableins, elaborating upon our difllenltiia, or longing to share those ufiplcni mt reolltlr-a wj(h ntliers, ......... (IJ will t o t ftitl its one touu We, each, In f the ponhy-m-endinH public ta alvhhnflly, mt.f-it, Mams our own pumml, or else forcedf to save for “rat nnd, If vvo five, wise, rettme to h« iutlm •fired by nuy unproductive mood!'. P’ct.ny as Fintmc.al B.arometsr, *‘b<. cent is the barometer Of busi­ ness, and it i< interesting to noft that during financial depression a forge number of these cpiim. nccmiiu- tate in tbe itm-miry. liven ft l>ft fttorm or n ulrll.e will cut down the number of pennies in efmihitfnn, for indoors ....... ............ ..tiny days’* that fiirenten, ft ts « sign of prosper­ ity when targe numfmrs of pennies ate I t tirettlation. Hi&ti and L.IraQDiioEs Sts., SpYWgficW* OMo» Sendasr-.g B r o a d c a s t -W o r d T h a t ;W e "are N ow H o ld in g t h e G r e a te s t P u r c h a s e S a le In O u r H i s t o r y ! U « * * We bought 497 Kuppenheiraer Suits for Men and Young Men and t now on sale at the amazing* sale prices quoted below. Every suit is the pro uc of the famous Kuppeuheimer tailors, fashioned of pure wool fabrics, designe *n siiigle and double breasted models for men and young men- All are this sea­ son's select styles and the patterns are the kind that cannot be found outsi e the Kuppenheimer line. - ; The best suit^sale in .seven years. It's worth your while to com e fifty miles to attend it. i 497 Men’s Kuppenheimer Suits (On the Second Floor) At -Three -Bale Prices Goodrich30 *3k—jweTointsof‘Excellence 1. One quality 2. Extra size ■ £ 3. Specially designed 4. q Anti-skid 5. Fair price The name o f Goodrich on a tire means one quality only. Like all other Goodrich tires this 30x3$ is one quality. This stand- ard is a fixed principle, and that quality m u s t be the best our resources, skill and experience can produce. THE B. F. GOODRICH RUBBER COMPANY ‘ oAkron, Ohio *4 ' * GET OUR PRICES ON PRINTING X X