The Cedarville Herald, Volume 45, Numbers 27-52

^ UNCLEJOHN Ho^t: every disease tint begins to show, by the howl ot jw n or the t*!e o f woe—be it nutmeg liver, or pest-house itch, or weepin’ janders—I d o i/t keer which,—We can jugu* Jatc ’em, beyond a doubt, by simply clippin* the tonsiJc out! \ You mebby have heard of Melindy Crane, who T O & & L S ' ^ -as ^°rne<i with softenin' of her brain. . . . 7VL' ° S o , when she developed the craze fer verse, we jedged a relapse would fetch < the hearse » • . but she whooped with joy , an’ hollered fer kraut—< the tninnit they jerked her tonsils qut! And o f course—vyou knowed old Sandy Beggs, which had . the pralysis in his. legs,—an' when tlie old feller commenced to bloat, we seen right off, it was all his th’oatl And, jest afore she run into gout, they cured him, by whackin' his tonsils out ! The feller that's skeeaed of a dearth of days, can dodge it —by joinin' the tonsil craze. , , * Jrte can set-down, an' let ' ’em rim, ,out his neck.-^-an' gt t (tip again-—like new, by heck! IF YOUNEEDPRINTINGDROPIN 19k Hm ** * { kart a lwtor from "A D. 8 / ’ in- tsfrta* If thzre to a reliable ear* fo* f*t. WW1» this to not a health col­ umn, still l aoai&i* h » interest In this topic. If “J, r>. S." to having trouble “radudBS*' b* might go to Mesopo­ tamia and perspire. Our old trlmd. Sulim P. Baja, «rltw that a fat per- #oa simply melts and runs down In mat climate. As early In the morn* lug at daybreak one awakes to find himself bathed -In perspiration. The "cool" of the night means a temper*-, ture of 80 degrees; by 11 o'clock tba temperature rises to 120 degrees, and at mtdday the air simply barns the lungs. Nobody .remains fat In Meso­ potamia, and nobody works If it can be avoided, and Sulim tells me that' It generally Is avotfjed under the pre­ text of turning everything over te Allah. All the fat pilgrim needs In Mesopotamia Is somebody to support him. If this can he arranged, the fat takes care of Itself. Hovverer, one might reduce, even in this cli­ mate, quite handily, while looking for somebody to support one.—Seattle Post-Intelllgencer, Awkward Place for an Echo. An extraordinary echo |s produced by the high hills surrounding a golf course in the south ef England, and It to feared that a three-mile limit may have' to be fixed for children and clergymen,—-From Punch. London. iiiiitiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitiiiiiiiiitiiitiiiiiHiiii tiinni iHimiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiimiiiir I S C H M ID T ’ S -S ms ■ 1 "- ■ — 6 .-j | Canning Specials | Tin Cans Quarts, per dozen | Tin Cans Pints, per dozen 46 c § 38c Just * P o t a t o e s \ - * received car Number One Grade *Cobblers as s E as you ever saw Per Bushel, 60 lbs. $ 1.10 Per Peck, . 15 lbs. 28 c Two and one-half bu sack Put Your Potatoes in now E s S £ H. E. Schmidt <SCo. £ S IXENIA, OHIO . EiiiiniiiuiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiHiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimuiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiiiuiim s Wednesday, October 25, 1922 r ci * A t 1 P . M ., ,s - ■ ' . Thirteen Farms, 2331 Acres On the above date The Miami Conservatory District will offer for sale at Public Auction, a block o f thirteen farms m Washington and Turtle Creek Townships, in Shelby County* These are improved and going farms, all in good condition. P L A C E O f S A L E : -—The Joseph A . Wilson farm, seven miles northwest of piqua, and one and a half mjleS south o f Hardin Station, on Lockington and , Hardin Pike. All of the farms will be subject to District's standard easement. For catalog and full information, address, The Miami Conservancy District, IT* ' f * Dayton,Ohio, orJohnR. Pease, Auctioneer, Vandalla, Ohio H E Y RECORD SHOWS HIM UP HANDLING MONEY IS STATE AUDITOR •—SAYS 0. 0 . P. Diverts State Funds to Buy and Operate Automobile Fo r Personal Use, Facts Make Vic’s Campaign “ Graft Talk” Joke Com- pared to His Own Performances, Show Dvmocratlu Gubernatorial cn-- ’ dictate's'Reference to Sale of A mobile Before Ohio Typographic Conference Seema Laughable When ■Compared WJth Hit Own Actions ' While State Auditor. Columbus, O., Oct. 12—(Special Correspondence.)—Vic Donahey is making free with charges of lncnm- petency and gr^ati la the statehouse, which he terms a “den of thieves," trusting, no doubt, that the shamerul record he made In ofilce as state aud­ itor wlU’ not be mentioned In detail, according tb a statement Issued here today from Republican state head- Quarters. The statement follows: - “Press reports quota Mr. Jkmahey In an address to the. Ohio Typograph­ ical conference at the Southern hotel as saying ijtate officeholders robbed the state treasury., He cites as a spe. clfie instance that in which he alleges sale of an automobile in Meigs county by a Judge. ' Donahey Buys an Auto. "This talk •from Donahey •seems laughable. State records show Don- ' ahey as state auditor used without authorization from* the legislature state money to buy an automobile, chiefly for hto personal use. 'The rec­ ords show he also used state tires and gasoline in operating the car. "He secured an appropriation from the legislature ostensibly for repairs In hla statehoitse office, From this money, state records show, he bought a second-hand 5-passenger car, paying for It $S85. There to no record at the storehouse to show he observed re­ quirements of either pf two state tows In so doing. .,Oue law requires all state purchases he made through the state ‘purchasing agent; the other pro­ hibits embezzling. . A Family Affair. . "This machine Donaheyused In car­ rying himself, hto father, three chil­ dren and hto chauffeur to and from the Donahey home In the village of Sheppard and the etatohouse. where all were on the payTOH, Donahey also used this maohine on more or less frequent personal tftps between Co­ lumbus and hto tile factory at TJhrlchs- vtlle. Also for Sunday and family ex : cursionc, one as far at Indian Lake.. He used the car In visiting county fairs during hto. campaign tor the gov- srnorbhlp In 1820. "Tires used on these trips 'were from state stock and gasoline was ob­ tained on state coupons. Hto chauf­ feur was a clerk la the state auditor’s office, on the payroll at flOO per month.' . . "No state officer can have and op­ erate an automobile at state expense without ’ a specific appropriation by the legislature.- There to no record In the statehouSe of fudr'ka appro­ priation with reference to fhh .Don­ ahey automobile, . "When Donahey left office, he con­ siderately left the machine in the basement ot the statehousei It re­ mained there until the present Re­ publican auditor of state, Tracy, turn­ ed it over as a pleasure car for the benefit of the children ot the Soldiers* and Sailors1Orphans’ home at Xenia, where the family is even larger than Mr. Donahey*#, Rseords Show Up Donahey, ••yhe foregoing fact* are cited from the state records. They would indi­ cate Doushey ought to cast the tnote from hie own eye 'ere he attempts to Inform the voters ot Ohio how he will handle th£ state’s money when he be­ comes governor, it at ell, "During Donahey’s tome as state auditor, 'all other elective etato offi­ cers were Republicans. During two years, all other state officers, except governor, were Republican. During hto 'service* as auditor three Republi­ can legislatures made the appropria­ tion*. Ot this money expended by the state, not a penny could be spent except by a warrant signed by Don­ ahey. "And yet Donahey suddenly discov­ ers, when he seeks to become gov-, eernor of Ohiot that the stotohouee to a 'den of of thieves/ Of course, a cmore thing like consistency would hardly bother a Democratic candidate Seeking to become Ohio's chief execu­ tive. "Aside from the obvious ‘bunk* In bis campaign toik, made with the mere Objeot of- makihg discontented votes through an appeal to an'un­ thinking portion of the public, his declamatory Sentences about hto abll tty, honesty and pureness as a poli­ tician, fall fiat before his owh record as state auditor, This discloiss he doesn't even know lit his own ease what is wrsag I f light as a Varnish to Imitate ftretffitf AIMS. 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