The Gavelyte, April 1907

were cho en at a meeting called I All the Gavelyte readers should for this purpose, at which Mr. B. J. j read the poem entitled "The class of Woodmansee, Secretary of the Ohio i 1907," written in the High Sch1ol College Y. M, C. A. presided. Since I Arena. that, two m~etings have been held. Soph:- Why is there such an affinity A constitution was s?bmitted . and between a negro and a chicken? accepted, a ~embersh1p committee I Junior :- One is decended from Ham formed of which Mr. Wm. Hawthorne I and the other from eggs.- Oracle. is Chairman. His colleagues are . Messrs. Alexander, Ritter, Shaw and I :eacher :- I am afraid you only Waide, . Prof. Fitspatrick was ap- i skimmed over your. lesson today. pointed Chairman of Social commit- , Scholar: - Well, ISn't that the way tee, Mr. Wm. Ritter was appointed ! to get the cream of the mat~e:·? - Ex. of Bible Study committee, Mr. Wm. 1 I saw a thing of gree;i:sh hue, Beggs, Chairman of the Missionary J And I thought it was a plot of g~ass; committee, Mr. Wm. Wade, Chairman i And when I closer to it drew, of Devotional committee. The as- i I found it was the Freshman class. sociation now has an enrollment of ; . t b d th h th I The Exchange Column of The Mirror seven een mem ers an roug e 1 • • • t . f ffi · t b h. I' (Ph1ladelph1a) 1s better c.onducted exer 10ns o an e cien mem ers 1p · ·t b'd f · t b than any other we have een. committee, 1 1 s air o ecome one 1 of the most prominent and most use- 1 Professor (to student) -" ame ful societies of Cedarville College. i eleven of Shakespear's plays." I , Student - "Ten Nights in a Bar Room EX CHAN6 E S. and Macbeth:" - Ex. I I "You are as full of airs as a music FRED \\"IJ,LIA)[~O.\. Erlitor. I box," said a young man to a girl who Money talk , I refused to let him escort her home . As we have heard tell, I "That maybe'', was the reply, "but And to most of us I don't go with a crank."- Oracle. It ays farewell. - Ex. · I ustomer- "Waiter, what is this?" Latin T;ach~r- "What word ..in Waiter- "Why sir, its bean soup." Engli~h comes fi:om the .";,ord facihs, 'I Customer - "Well I don't care what· meamng somethmg easy? . Bright ophomore - "The faculty." ~t has been, I want to know what it Index. J is now. ~