The Gavelyte, April 1911

111 Yoho :- And I rather think she will. / Miss Smith:- What is a roast on f L . Wh h t t _ 1 Mose like? Prdo · · .- n en t e empera ure ex : Minnie "Smith" :- A clam bake. pans. i Prof. Lanning speaks of usingferter- I P. Dix to Acy Jones:-Now you shine lizer at filtration plants. I up my shoes good and help pass the Spring must be here for Dr. ney is wearing a gray suit. I bills and I will let you into the basket McKin- J ball game tonight. h , Dewitt-: (in Bible study) It is easier Cecil Burns :- Well you did not ave 1 for a rich man to go thru U e eye of a to baul us out in class did you? needle than for a camel to enter the Mary Ellen worked in the lab. with Kingdom of Heaven. her beaux (bow) March 20th. Prof. Smith says, that when says she wants order she means it. Ila:- (after meeting Prof. Allen on she I the· street)-Say, girls I found the dandiest Biology specimen while I was the I out walking a while ago. two i It might be a good idea to leave Prof. L. and Billie alone as so many refer– to play ences to their actions are beginning to nothing ruffle the Prof's. temper slightly. Bo b ." Dean has been enjoying mumps on both sides for the past weeks. Bertha A. -Gee, if I have against Ina M. there will be left of me but sausage. ·I It has been suggested that the profes– The other morning Prof. Lanning sional services of Miss Johnson, the gave an' interesting lecture on the hair dresser, should be secured for Dr. "Coloring of Meerschaum pipes." McKinney whenever he visits the col- Prof. A. in Bible :- Mr. Burns you lege. may give the _first Bi,atitud~. Some people in this world can appre- C. B. - Why persecutest thou me. ciate a joke-as long as it is on some- Conundrum. :_What is poetic about one else, but let some one have a little Mi ss Smith and l\'Lss Shaw? fun at their expense and they consider Answer.-Iambic(a short and along). I it stale.