The Gavelyte, April 1911

117 It was a cloudy evening last week, ! was the guest of the Misses Turnbull, and Prof. L. did not arrivE; at Harbi- j a few days the last of March. son ' s as early as .usual. . Meanwhile I It has been said that Howell can con– one 0 : the to':n ladies decided to call j sume more mustard than one of Fin– on Mrs. Harbison, but was more than , ney's Hamless Ham Sandwiches. surprised when the door opened and I ,, . . ,, . Willie came flying out and clasped her ! Tm Wilbur Shroades has his trip in a loving embrace. Willie however, ·1 to Mexico ~11 planned.. Don't bid him came to the earth with a thud when , good bye till you see him start. the feminine voice answered from the I darkness: "But Willie this isn't the I The grace that every man desires, The good graces of woman. Prof." . I - Phil Dixon. Hot Air Notes And News. I Detective Paul Ramsey discovered a I dead fly on the third floor. He has no BY "GRIGGS'' I clue yet as to who committed the mis– demeanor. Beauty's best companion- Modesty. I , -Ila Ramsev. "Hug ' Turnbull won first prize in • I the banana eating contest at the Senior "Wavey " Lloyd, is convalescing from : spread March 28th. Total bananas the Spring Fever. · i consumed 14. May I never put my finger in another / "Beans" Markley spent the mid-se- man' s pie. - E. Foster. I mester vacation at home, feasting on May we live to learn well . Papa's fatted calf, and also gaining And learn to live well. I back some lost weight. I The greatest blessing heaven can i Carrie Townsley suggests that we es- send- a good wife. - Prof. Lanning. j tablish a waiting room for the different . I Dukes and Ducks that visit the college Miss Turnbull recently g~ve Howell I on play practice nights. the cold stare. He now has 1t preserved . in alcohol. I Here's to the graduat;ng girl . . . . I She's sweeter far than some, Mr. Ihff, our Jamtor emeritus, made ! For when she talks she speaks no slang a decided hit with Miss Is-er, a new I A d h h' · "b'l · n c ews no c ewmg gum. student possi i ity. I Familiar verses adapted. Wendell Foster is the only club mem- , The first duty of bachelors ber who hasn't lost weight. REASON-JI To ring the city belles. Wendell loves country life. I YOHO. "Freddie" Cleman.3 missed one whole 1 "K t" M t· d h t· II k I rau ar m spen s muc 1me day of school recently- e was wor - 1 t th C 11 L"b H · t · . . . I a e o ege I rary. - e 1s rymg mg overtime m .Dreamland. t fl d t f M" c I o n an answer o one o 1ss res- Miss Elsie Binns, of Springfield, 0., we ll's grammar questions.