The Gavelyte, December 1911

I 1- ,l l'lt I•: 1; \ \ I,I,) 'l'I'.. Tl ugh T. (at Cincinnati): ''. ay f 1- j Hugh T.: "Jo', giv m • a bun-ham– lows, if we cross th<' river into K n- sandwich." tucky, will they inspect our b ,ggage." j Harry Bird departed for heavPn D •c. We're all made in the ame mould, 1, at 4:30 p. m. but som of us are mouldier than I "Heaven, Dec. 2, ()::JO a. m. P.irdy ' other . I not in yet. Great anxiety.'' Prof. Allen (in Bible): "Of what Freshi : "Will you tell me how iron party was the pharisee in the parable I was first discovered?" of t?e :harise~.and the "Republican?" I Doc:- "lhaveheardsaylheymeltit." Mmme S. Never heard of it. I We read in the Bible of ''divers Quite likely he was a Democrat." diseases," and we suppose they are Paul C.: ''Bertha, Professor is sick I cramps. this morning and his classes won't re- , "I'd like to make a date with y u, cite." j For figs I d not care Bertha A.: "Bless his soul." Al tho we really cantel~pe It is more blessed to give than to re- I We two can make a pear." -Ex. ceive- especially criticism. I A modern Jes e James has escaped Professor's girl- one of the 57 va- the "Pen". Last seen on the Federal rieties. I Pike. A 3 cent reward is offered for M . C 11 (' Rh . ) "T I his capture. 1ss reswe : m etonc o- morrow you may write an essay "on a Notice:- All spreads will be post– Horse. " 1 poned until we make some money at d . 1 Basket Ball. The girls have post- This must have been an excee mg y poned three since the boys became difficult feat. 1 busted. Miss Mitrary's most favorite way of Prof. J urkat: "Paul, are you going expressing boy's actions: "You know to get one of those $10 Basket Ball men are so precipitave." suit?"