The Gavelyte, December 1914

4 THE GAVELYTE "'' kids in roll g are f eling. quit sad, li'or th professors are tr ating us bacl. ur daily lessons will drive us crazy, ow do yon wonder that \\ e ar lazy? Each tim they ask us a que~tion in class If we don't answer it they give us their sass. They call on our mothers to take us horn , Then you woulid hear us poor kids moan: Ch orus: Ob, Cedarville College, Oh, 1 Cedarville College, Is driving us m?-d, Yes, driYing us mad! Oh, CedarvilJe College, is only a joke Oh, Cedarville College is making us croak. ,Ye c::tudy on Monday, you study on Sunday Try to keep up with our class; Every 'fessor in college 'Will stuff you with knowledge- We'll have to stop going awhile. Each day they hide all our hats and our coats, But don't you worry for we'll get their goats. Each day the piano they dope for chapel, And when they die they'll go to-we won't tell. Whenever they sing they drown us out, Why all they do is to shout, shout, shout! Whenever we get these boys on the brain Then you will hear us moan with pain: Chorus : Oh, Cedarville •College, Oh, Cedarville ·College, Is 'driving us mad, Yes, driving us mad! Oh, Cedarville 'College is driving us mad, Yes, driving us mad1 Oh, Cedarville College is only a joke; Oh, ,Cnda,rville College is making us croak. You cut all your clafses, you go with the lasses, You try to keep up with the style, Every Mary and Jane will just give you a pain– I'll have to stop going awhile. Don't worry, Freshies and new members, you may someday be– come great poets, too. Just spend some of your surplus time on the preparation of your literary productions and make them worth the hearing.