The Gavelyte, February 1911

Gl Lelia asserts that she is not hard to body of the frog is divided into three lift. parts, viz: head, trunk and no tail. "He put his feet upon the table and A girl was heard to remark "well we lit his pipe." will have to give it to the boys this Here's to the '·poor, Jame, old man" , time; they sure put one over on us." who passed the girls. I Prof. Allen astonished his class in I Here's to the candle that shown so Bible by telling them that Joseph was dimly in Harbis<;m's cellar. not the father of Christ, but that Mary McClellan speaks in his vague way was. of exercising his memory muscles. Prof. Jurkat desiring better order in . . " his German class suggested to Mr. Mc- Mr. lhff reported to th~ girls, Not Clellan "suppose you get out of Miss a boy in the building, I have been in , Turnbdll's reach." every room." 1 . T b d R b rt f . . Some one remarked about 10:30 p. m. oo a , o e , your a1rcompamon I on that memorable eve of Feb. 8th, made fun of you when you were affect- 1 "Th h b k'll d ,, M t d b th h t · , ey oug t to e 1 e . us e y e ea. , . I have been one of the "spreaders." Prof. Lanning gallantly assisted the : . Le banon Chaperon in caring for her , The gallant Mose bemg infatuated charges Friday eve. I with Miss Blanch T. literally foll at her i feet in German class Feb. 8. It was Here's to the person or persons who I with difficulty that he was persuaded to made the chocolatQ fudge. It was the \ arise. best we ever tast€d. Warren Barber threatens to bring Mr. Wm. Anderson and Frank Cres- suit against Grace B. if she don ' t re– well have left for Texas where they turn his knife which she is thought to own adjoining farms . I have taken from the pocket of hisi Ream Shrodes (in Biology t est) :- The j trousers.