The Gavelyte, February 1912

Ill\ 111 ' I 111 <, \ \ I I II di I, l Ill th \ kll I IH>t th 1111p1 I 11 h 111r i: I ( 11,d 1111 1k111g 11rg,111111t11 I\,, hllh 111th in tht n 111H uf ,, It ,j, 11. l 11d1• Hill n·, 1i,td th.- 111 ,, ii Ill\ dl• 0 i 1\111 111th d Ii •II h ,d 11 hrm d hi theo11e ,I'! ln th• 1111 ,il,iltti1•s 11! lhl' 1,J1111l11·. 1\111 th• 1,11 • g1c,1t dr\\1 h.1 ·k "·' lhC' 1111 t,q1lc 1;{,11 rnmt•11t. hi I h,1r' ,,.,,1)d 1, b11111gh ,1hn11t thru t-d11c,1tion ,111d hri, 1,111i1,. h>1 thl' ake o( thi,, l'llt 1111 · l nt I Hill w.1 willini:: tn p,n· the s,d,11, uf tnu mi i<111,irie ,ind 1111 cl[ ,, h ·r, I ,,,, rC',ld) to gn. Onl' thing \'l'l n•111,1i11ed o( mv s11m111er· \\Prl<. 1\ lrit..•nd 11f l m·k Hill'. w,1.- to 111me in ,I ft·\\ d.1y · and I w;i tn he his g11id1• ,,, er thi tt-rriwry. Then I wnuld return t11 nn sch11ol. Su I 11,1ill'tl 11111 dre.inatn, t>I he outcome 11 hich wnul<l be Ln:t:I I et we1•1. • • - • • WIT AND HUMOR .. - . . Mi s 1 itra y:-" a y, Pruf., if we take Geulug) 111 te.1J ol Hi lur) 11 '1.t t ,, i II we lia1·e tu dn?" Prof. :-"Recite three time a week." \Viii Lanning in Hi:-:tuty :1id, "\\'att di. covered the . team engine Mi,s litray:-Say, Steward, have you the club b11nk? \Vhat du I u11e }•llt." Steward:- Let me i>e yonr name i - 1i '.\litray-:'.litray a., yet. P. D. D. ·-(Lu<1ki11g at C. Pre ton· motor cycle)" 'tart the engine, I like to hear it." A fter the Wilmington B. B. game. J. G .-"Willie, you had Lucile diJn't ·ou:>" '.\I. S.-"No Janet, l\li Haynes." Bill Lanning :-''That's more like it.'' (To Janet) "How d re yuu call her Lucile." '.\Ii Lowne wears the smile that ,1·on't rub off. Johnnie's mother sent him to unday School one Sunday, and told him to be sure and remember the text the mini ter used . The text was ". n angel came down Crom Hea,·en, tuuk a live coal and laid it on the altar." When Johnnie t.ame home this i "hat Junnnie told hi mother the text wa "An lniun came duwn from ~ew Ha, en, took a live cult and ierke<l it thruugh the halter.