The Gavelyte, January 1910

CEDARVILL.E COLLEGE. 207 The W reck. [Concluded from page 19 .] after a fooli h lovers quarrel and he had been reported killed in an aeroplane di.a~ter. They quickly get into the automobile and drive back to the city where they are married by an ordained minis ter. Just before the ceremony the love r who had lost his loved one rush ed into the church and said to the young lady, "If yon marry him you will wreck my life." \Vhereopon the u~hers ru hed him out of the church. He hastened down the street and married the negro cook of his desired father-in-law. More Local News. I none of you r review of reviews fo r I me for dinner." A k Archie how he got hie hand lj Pay up Subscriptions, please. hurt. 1 Wbile the ba , ket ball team wa,s PUBLISHER NOTICE:-This number I , . . · f I G l t · y I V I A I down at Leoanon Umvers1ty, Prof. o t 10 ave y e 1s o . , o. . n I p I h d b d . . . I a mer was approac e y a see y error was made Ill prrntrng the head- . a· 'd 1 h th . II k d · h fi - 1 111 1v1 ua w o pa et1ca y as e , rng on t e rst page. " W h I h I · h 1 ont you e p a poo r sc o ar wit Prof. Palmer: - What is an anec-1 a dime ?" The coin bes towed, Prof. dote, Bobby? "A short, fu_nny tale." said, "You tell me you are a poor "That's right" said Prof. ''Can you scholar?'.' ''Sure," answ~red the oth– - give us an example'?" Bobby hesitat- er, ''I nevl'!r went to school in my life. ed a moment and then wrote, "A rab- So long." bit has fou r legs and an anecdote." Prof. McChesney , to his class : Aunt Mary: - William, wont you It does n't pay t o jump at conclu- pa,· your plate for some more hash? sions. On ce we had a dog that had ''. 1 ot if I know it" was the unexpect-1 a habit of j um1 ing at · conc lu sions. 1-'d reply. " I thot you lik ed bash Wh en he hacl no oLht'r animal's con– fr<nn thP. way you ate it thi. morn- 1clusion t o ju mp aL h1:1 would g·o round ing.'' "J did like it for breakfa. t but and round in a cir cle for half an hour ' .