The Gavelyte, January 1915

10 THE CAVELYTE "FROM THE CLASS RiOOM." Prof. All n-Mr. Bradfute, wiill you take "Utopia or Hell?" (An article by Ex~Pres. Roosevelt.) David-Utopia. Prof. Allen (speaking to 'l-Ios'kinson)-W,hen I see you there is some change produced in my brain; when I see a bull dog there is also a change-but not the same change. !One colld morning (10 degrees below) Prot Jurkat was telling the History 1 Class of some notable in history who said that if the people wanted to go to "H-e-two sticks" why let 'em go. Carey (shivering)-lt would be warm there at lEast. !Prof. MC'Cherney sadd in iPsyc. class that man will tell six lies while a woman will stick to the same one for an hour. It was proved in this clas.s also, that man has a better realization of time than woman. Why, then, doesn't he leave earlier when he calls on a lady friend? T·he girls of the ,F,rench class enjoyed a mince pie just before class and it must have smelled good, for it brought Pro.f. Allen to the stair landing where he stood for several minutes watching ,it (and • the girls) disappear. "COND 1 EN•SED NEWS." Anna Collins in attempting to slilde on the walk was catapulted to the ground. Also, there was an earthquake in Italy, recently. "Back, Back, Back to Indiana"-----'Hazel Gardner. "Along ·came Ruth"-Merle Rife. " I 'Love the Ladies"~Roscoe Mccorkell. "Chatter-Box Rag"-Emery Hoskiinson. ''I'll Get You"-Weaver. "Everybody Two-Step"-Carey Ritchie. "The Hdgh Cost of Loving"__!Prof 'Allen. ··Please Leave, Mamma Dear"-'l-Ielen ,O.glesbee. "•When I Was Twenty-One ,and You Were 1Sweet Sixteen"-Wil– mah Spencer .