The Gavelyte, June 1910

CEDAR ILLB COLLEGE. 8 It Doesn't Pay. jaws will oon cea e howling and w. R. M'CHES EY . his tail begin wagging. Give him a little good ie to eat and he will ever A. What! You kicked at that little after be your friend. Oh no, not a cur? VERY valuable one, but nevertheless B. Yes, I did. I'll kill the pesky a friend; and how much better that brute if I can too! then to be provoked by hi barking A. And you missed him too. He everytime you meet him. is a sleek dodger. Some people are curs, always bark- B. I'll get him yet. See if I don't. ing at their superiors. Conquer them A. There, there, there you go; with kindne s and they will lick the three time agait:1 with your foot I very dust from your feet with their kicking the wind. tongues. B. What's it your blilsiness? I'll It doe n' t pay to kick at cur dog . kick at that dog if I please. You can't hit them. It wouldn't stop A. 0 none. Only offering friendly their barking if you did. offices. Am surprised that a MAN It doe n't pay to strike back at the should spend his energy so forcefully long tongued talker. You can never for nothing. reach him. tie's a liar anyway and B. Mind your own business. Be- you couldn't phase him if you did get gone you barking whelp or I'll pul- him. He will lie worse about you verizc you. next ti1ne. Treat him kindly. He A. Well, I'll declare B cannot will soon find his lies don't affect you learn that kicking at a vacuum hits and he will eventually become your nothing, hurts himself, and amuses friend, and it may be later on quit his neighbors. Barking dogs .~eldom his abominable habit of lying. Then bite. Little people do much blowing what a world of good will have been -and show their teeth often. They accomplished! are not to be minded any more than the little cur. Better make friends Prof. Allen reports that several with the cur than provoke him. shootinj!?; stars were seen the night _ Ki cking at him now will only make the crowd watched tbe comet from 'him bark louder and follow you the College. farther next time you meet him. Wonder why Miss Lownes looks so Call him "pretty doggie." Talk to I melancholy these pretty days. I him nicely a while. Get him soothed I gue s there must be something lack– and then pat him a little. His ing whi ch u ually i present. I ,