The Gavelyte, March 1908

l(i Tim 1~\Vl•~LYTF'., ------ (Dr.) ClaudP [<},tit>, ·of thP Ohio ! Current Events. ~ledical Universit.y, Columbus, came 1 ---- clown with their ha~ket ball team I BY PROF. F A. JURKAT, A. M. ~larrh thirteenth. To compress the world's happen- Mr. Sam · Mc\ilillan, who has been ings for the lal!t thirty days into a spending a m 1 )nth or six weeks in ten minute article may take what Florida and thP south, has returnecl ; some woul_d ca11 ingenuity and others to his home in Dnanesburg, · Y. ! mere tabulation. However, dividing Sam i:-; in the hon;e bus;irn~ss and has i the subject into foreign and rlomestic horsPs and rolts of all sizes, prices i and wrestling with .the former part and q·ualities ·11e also sporti, an auto- Jfirst we find that the King of Portu- 1 ' mobile. )gal. v.a:; as,Hs.;;inated .on .the first d.1~ of 1;,ebruary. Portugal 1s a precan- DO YOl REMEMBER: : ous nation, whose people are densely When Prof. McChesnPy gave his i ignorant in all respects, this igno- Jecture on Puppy Love? ! ranee producing the. mo:;t <le.structive When McKinney was rubbed against I effects in the domain of politics. the wall during the Freshman-Sopho- There is a republican party in Portu– more color rush? gal, but the masses are so ignorant When ('lode Paul got his patent J that republicanism can manifest itself leathen,? only in hatred of monarchy, and not ~hen Sam McMillan was after the ·II in ability to .take the reins of gove~·n- gmneas on the campus? ment in thell' own hands and give When Heron came? Portugal a better government than When the class o~ '0-.l took down they have now. 'OR's flag? The Morocco muddle continues to When Gorhold gave hi:-; recital at be obscure. All that Americans care Columbus? to know is that both France and Ger- When Rohb llarpPr earriPJ away I many want to absorb it, and the more a sleeve instead of a mitten? ' they can mix up international techni- When MrQuilken fell out with his calities. the more likely they hope to . tin,t girl'? be to get the country away from each WhPn Windy Bull cnrhonPd the I th o er. eats? The Russian revolution has been on Prof. Allen declares "some solos I the verg_e so long that most. people arP soothing and ~omP arP not?" 1 are getting rather userl to 1t. ThP I