The Gavelyte, March 1911

Queen of Spain - "My gracious, the baby has the stomach-ache." Royal nurse--"All right, wait a minute and I will call the secretary of the interior." - Ex. Earl has recently secured the servi– ces of an excellent dressmaker. Didn't you notice that beautiful collar and cuff set, he paraded about at the Washing– ton's birthday celebration? We understand tfiat one of the mem- I hers of the married Ladies' Basket I Ball Club is thinking of sending up to I New Concord for the suit of Stump. I Muskingums 225 lb guard. I Lydia:- lla are_you going to Wooster 1 this summer? Ila: - No, 'I am going to stay at home because it is · the last summer· I shall i ever' be home. I 1 The=giTls were telling Ila what Prof. 1 Allen had said was the reason that he '1· had not taken her to the game Satur– day eve. She said, "Why girls I just ! could not stand another night of it." j Prof. Van Guelpin (at rehearsal): J "How many of the young fadies can ' wear a white dress at the concert? It _ doesn't need to be a fine 'gown; just a shirt-waist will do. " --Geneva Cabinet. • I Mother (at dinner) ·- "Tommy, what 1 is the matter?" I Tommy (very pale) - "Oh, mother, I , just saw the kitchen sink." ' --Iris. ''The lips that touch liquor shall never touch mine·" Said a maide~ with zest quite divine; Then responded the man with the wickedest glee. ''The maids that kiss poodles shall never kiss me. '' -- Hiram Advance. Early spring openings. Spring suits. $15 to $35. Spring overcoats . $15 to $30. Spring cravenettes. $15 to $30. Gabardine slip-ons. $20 to $25. Mackintosh slip-ons. $10 to $15. Rubber slip-ons. $5 Separate trousers. $3 to $8. Take the elevator - it pays! HJ TheGRAVES& MEADE Co.. Fred 8. Wilson, Pres. F'rank Depew, Tr~as. & Manager. First The Take Balcony Arcade Elevator Dayton, Ohio.