The Gavelyte, March 1914

16 TF IE GAVELYTE L dinn r. a young fcllmv who wa;1 addicted to hC' use o,f slang wanitecl the milk pas•sed to him. "C'lrns•e tihe co,w down this w1ay, \,~ill you, pl •a s e?'' Th woman turn d Lo h 1r daughler and ,said " 1}11ais• th co,w do,wn t,o where the C'ailf 'is 1ba1w1in,g, will you?" \Ylond r l'.f •i\lr. We,ave,r ,w,histJle,s in1s 1 t ad o,f sinorirug at r1i·g'bt? /i\l r'l R1lfe w ,._.,nmmy lf lick r l-•S 1 am111y, I hav n't got a cent. 1Salllmy (consolingly) - Poor feH01w. Prof. A1'l·cn (in IJ3iihle da s )-'\\ hat was ·Sheol? JiPm:1.-Kind of a tunie, was,n't i 1 t? Pi1~of A.- Rait,h t r a son o,w,f ul itune. Time-12: 30 p. 111. Place--George 's barn. Scene--Hoir s e in the le,aicl and C 1 airey R. fo 1 l 1 lo,winig a,t a disitance. Prof. Allen has got the p erpe1tua,l g,rin at 1 las1t. He's going to be married. 1\Ia,n1leld--'Ma,rried. A "k 1M1i1s,s• ~ct, a1bou,t H. In 'Psyc-h. Ol,l'l,SSI-David Bradifu te ,s 1 ayis he iisn'1t af.raid of !AJNY– THING ,and Nall'cy islll't eit h e1'. Tihe resit of the C'liass must ihave 'been "Seein.' 1Jhin,gs aJt ndgihit." Maric1h 2nid-JN1i,chots tuena; tha,t is in the fUirruace. ·Sev,e,ra,l 01f the bible r ead ~ng conitestaruts h::.ve started a little bank ac,count. WhHe Y. r,vr. and Y. vV. were •Ln s•E·~isdon in t 1 bi:rd s,t:c,ry Prof. Jur– k!ait einiters cha,pel •and looks• straightt inito, the S'OuJ.s of some heabhen s,tudents w1hi}le they likew:ise view hiis sioles . 4·th HouT-Rut h Raims 1 ey, 0 1 Tu the ta1Me in music room, Ral,ph Hof– meisrt:er on bhe piano s,to·ol and M'erlle 1Rtife on h'iis ea•r in C'hapel. Love of money i,s, not al ways th1e r,oot 1 0,f a.U evliJ. JuS1t lately it caused a'bout fifteen srtud,ell!ts to reaJd rtJhelir Biiblie. Etwias tuena-Bill's H's s·eat was l"'tZht bes 1 iide Milldred ,1.'s a,t the hilgh ,s,c1h100I ,concert. Who did itt? Lelballlon-lert:iters-Oh, slu6'h ! Dea,r rea,de,rs, we would like to find out whethE,r you are con– ver,ted to the fact N1.at "Bruce is ficklle," or wdl!l we _hia 1 e to r un a ,noit:Jhe,r s 1 eries•? We are inlfo~·med t.!hat Harry i!" gding to be a •book agE'Ilt t h is summe1r. !Mary to Doc (who is e,s,corting 1her h•ome)-''.i •o,w of ·oours<e, !Mr. L'oyd, p·leas·e don·t fo1rget my frien'd. You kno.w I'm engag,ed." The Criteriion~ are al ways willing t10 pay any 'honesit .and fai r d1elbts, •buit we woulid l'ik'e to ,state •ait th.is 1Um1e thait we are not re – s,pon·s1!b1'e f\o•r the 1bani1ineis,s, of the ex..,Oriter,ions in s 1 ett1irug thei,r s . The ExecurtiV'e Oommibtee, Crliterion Li1te1ra,ry S,dcie t y. Ha,s anyibody !here seen Rover? Id' not come to t!he Mirusrtrel and see lbim. We weire f•avored by a visi,t from 1Iis1s Esther Olemans, of South Cfh,a,r,lestinn, "\Y·ednesday, 'March 4.