The Gavelyte, May 1908

CEDARVILLE COLLEGE. 109 ~itter is happy now that he can go j Jack Henderson says there are only fishmg. three things to fe:tr. "Greek, the Creswell:-"Say, kid you know too I devil and women." Notice, he claims much for your size. to have arranged it in climax. "'nil:{gle:- " l'hat's just your trouble I . The weather has been so bad that you don't know enough for your size. it would not ~lluw our base ball team Pinky Confarr says its better late I to get in much practice. than never in regard to the Bachelors' The Y. M. C. A. have been holding lodge, to which he has recently been some very interesting meetings the elected. past few weeks. Every young man h · t't t' p f I in the college should be a number of pa r rn cons 1 u 10n:- . ro . gu.ess the Y. M. c. A. I will have my graduatrng Orat10n oopywrited. The Gavelyte ~taff uni te in thank- Prof. Allen: - Only things that i~g thei.r printer and P?blish.er and are original can be copywrited. his assistants for their umformly Tl · I f th G C T 1 b kind treatment during the past year. 1e g1r s o e . . . c u enter- 1 taineJ a number of their boy friends Some of the Bachelors are corking at the home of Miss Edna and Martha I on the idea "while there's life there's Cooley Friday evening, May 1. hope". Luck to you boys. Junior: - "! believe I will go into We have a Bachelors Club, why not th:!t New Testament Greek class and organize an Old Maids Club? Some– read some " one suggests that there is an Senior:- ! think you had better I abundance of material for it. read your English Testament first. At the club the other night "Pop'' Confarr: - Any man that would say Waide went after some pop. A anything about a woman ought to be student says that the mis;tress of the shot. club when the idea of pop w:is sug– Confarr is alwayH saying _something gested inquired of the cook if it con– about a woman; therefore, Confarr tained alcohol. ought to be shot. Alberta is anxious to know the meaning of a "stiort" kiss. Perhap~ some of our readers could enlighten her. Mr. T. V. Iliffe deserveH the hearty thanks of all college people for the efficient manner in which he has per– formed his work for the past year. The campus show~· the great care he hit!· put upon it. We heard a gentleman say re– cently, that "woman has not yet the right to vote, but she has a dread– fully powerful weapon rn her tongue." P . Dix wa,; a pretty hoy \\"hen on hi,; morning walk, An<l so hi>< little duckling !'aid ; "Oh! Phil, why don't you tnllc?"" But Phil never H111d 1t woJ"d For he wits m11d its nrn<l <·ould lw ; Bec1lllse his girlie to II l11tnq11et ,1·<•11r. .\nd IL \"Pry sll (l "".I" ,111 ,- IH'.