The Gavelyte, November 1909

CEDARVILLE COLLEGE. JGl Local News. ! Bill Linton's song: J There's a place that is hotter than Yoho thinks he will rent a house? I Wh this , . . · 1 ere you don't have to shovel any Isn t It nice to be a married man? snow · Palmer is a jolly old fellow! Grand- An? according to my belief pa! ! That 1s where the faculty will go. D h d ·Prof.'s story: oes t at oil look like Kenneth? When we had a · a t th J I guess "Knott" I . . rnve a e p ace · I Mr. Lrnton mentioned, we were very Palmer is awfully jolly but most much shocked and surprised one day dreadfully homely. . to see Mr. Linton coming in. He · Does Mrs. Harriman know the com- tu_rned . to the Devil and said, 'This mandments? We all doub.t it. I will never do, ~e cannot both stay in the same place . So the Devil turned Gra~e, wh~n ~?meone called her I to Bill and pointing to a wheel-bar– Mrs. Dixon said: I hope to be some- , row near by said to him 'Take this . " ' ' time. 1 and fill it up with brimstone and go Miss Smith to Fo,~te: McFarlanrJ-in 1' ?v~r that hill you see yonder and start the German class: Will you decline a little place of your own. 'my hand'?" "Ye 'm," was the prompt 1 'Neath the shower-stick on -the pc..,rch- reply. · I step, Smile; Then every body will smile, 1 Haypy .moments they did w?ile; and there will be miles of smiles, , As Bill_ Lrnto~ la~ghed and giggled :ind life will seem worth while, if you j In h1::i capt1vatrng style but smile. 1 Earnest: Say, Howell, lend me your Yoho to Ethele: "There go Grace I face for five minutes: and Waller Dixon again." Ethele: 1 Howell:_Wha~for? . They are as bad as Verna Bird and I . Earnest. A girl has /alien, rn lo,,e Lena Morgan. with me and I want to shake her. - If I were going to marry I would I Prof. Palmer: Mr. Howell, what de- want my wife to resemble an almanac, j gree of cold can you stand? for then I eoull o-et a new one every I Mr. Howell: I don't know, Prof., I yrar. Ritter. n ! have not gotten acquainted with any Prof. McChesney was burning the I of the girls here yet. _Jr,avPs last Saturday, and there was Someone should find out :f Prof. con iderable smoke and smell as the I McChesney's porch roof leaks and 1·1111, bopi came out from dinner. One I if so ask him to have it fixc-'d for it is of t,liP boys, getting some of the I awfully inconvenient to have to keep • rn1il i-, in his eyeR and being strangled · an umbrella up while sitting on the Ii) the . mell, remarkt:>d, "Prof. must steps. But someone said it wa s not ),p gi:•tting u e,l to it." 1 ra1mng .