The Gavelyte, November 1912

I If I I I I 1111 l li I h 1 lwy th tcr , ith .. •e Pr ,(. ,\1 'lie 11<· .11d t h.ti t It, :,,,\ l li-ll 111 l. 11111ly w,1 , 1 , 111.tr 111 llt11111111 \11 hin an in tiwti,•n 1;111,<1 " •rk t,,r th e \l, Clell ,rn .. Mi - lda W ,1ll,1n: wa · gr.rnt1•d the piivtlcg1· c•f \otmg in the el1 tio11 take11 m ha pel f r Prt: ,dent, . ltho ·\1t• did nme fr'Jm dam· ounty. few' Bull '\1,,n er." "ere found e, t"n arnnng the tud nt. f edarville College. \li~ Cre well (in l hetori1· la ) '\Vh,ll i, Hyperbole. Mr. Hasting '!" Billv-"H , H ·. Hy \\'hat did 11111 -.,1v·.• \Vil mah .- .-" ~av Blan h, that fi>llo11 that ,hot Roosevelt p in \ i, ·onsin ot off pretty ea y didn 't he'!'' Blanch T.-I don 't kntl\V, wh\'? ilmah-" hy he wa · fined only Joo and cost ." Blanch-"\Vell he oug ht to have been hung.·· W ilmah-"l, I guess not. It . only a $1()0 fine for shooting a " Bull Moose' out of sea~on. ·· Such is the irony vf fate that "P.H." Im .- been force d to take a rather un- willing intere t in l< hetori . few day · ago he and a friend were con- emplating an automobile ride and "P.H." wanted Rachel to go along. In order to get to ·ee her he called up and a::;kt:d to borrow her Rhetoric But when he went after the "book he wa met at the door by Rachel's mother who a ked moothly, "ls thi· what you want, "Paul "? Paul could onlv ~av "E r, Er Ye,:;'m," anci made a ha ty retreat much di . 3a ppoi nted . Paul Turnbull (di 1m·olateh )-"Th prettier a girl i the oftener he ha - been ki sed before you meet her. · The Preliminary Orato rical C, ntest will be held In the U. P. Church, Nov. 15, 1912. The following will be the orator·: Kenneth Putt, J. Earl McClellan, Ralph Hofmeister, Paul Turnbull and Orland Ritchie. Bi ll Lanning wa asked to name eleven plays of Shakespeare. "Ten Night. in the Bar Room and Hamlet" replied Bill. Cu tomer--Waiter, what i thi ·? \Vaiter ( at .,L V. C. l-Wh~ sir, it. bean oup. Customer-\\'ell, I don't care what it has been, I want to kno dial it i no·....