The Gavelyte, October 1911

I. I A hot temper usu'lly make a warm About all som<' folk s p; tin ollege iR tim . alot knowl ('(lg tlwy do not know wh 'l t Line !if direct communi cation ov r to do wi th. hort Lin of the r. B. and P. D. John Stewart, being ask why he came rk lights were fir t invented by into Ethics r markt, "To hear Prof Mc- Noah. hesney recite." How true. After Prof. McChesney had most '1 It's a good thing for the rest of us vividly described the burning to death that some folks can't "come back". of a cow, Grace askt Prof., did the cow I f d' Pro . Jurkat ''Doing bu siness at the ie. Old Stand . '' McClellan trying to pronounce Tastitus,-Ta'-Ta'-icus. I If the devil would com~ to town a lot of people would surely hide. There is many a sharp that lives in a I Flat. Dr. Anderson to P. Creswell:- How much of a Museum have they up at "Janet is undoubtly the most beau ti- College. ful girl in College; Paul C." P. C. :- Oh, about two bottles full. Some women make the most of there good looks. Some people could not carry a tune if they had it in a basket. Beauty may some times be rubed off. Notice:- Lost strayed or stolen, Prof. Jurkat says Phil Needs a Harry Bird, last seen across the rail Cart for--;? road. When a man is Sea sick he thinks he Some folks waste a lot of time try- going to die; when he is Love Sick ing to save a little CT.)On ey. other folks wish he would. McClellan :- Ottawa is where all Phil :- Prof. did not Gregory write a things end. commontary on Job. If some folks could get a good square