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ECHOES FROM THE CAMPUS, Dr. McKinney, lln Chapel. )-1\Ir. Rife, will you please read what you were writing in the Psalm Book while I wa reading the Bible? Rife (Reads)-" Wisdom is not to be com– pared with the price of rubies." J. A. Orr-Professor, what do you con– sider as the best weather report? Prof. Anderson-Thunder! Prof. Campbell, (In Lab. )-Mr. McCall, I wish you would learn to place the oxygen last in your formulre. McCall-Professor, I want to put it where it won 't escape . Paul-,Vilson, will you take my girl to the Merchant of Venice? Wilson- ro, sir! I don 't trot with your kind of cattle. Spence-Professor, do you think getti ng my hair cut improved my looks ? Prof. J urkat-Anything would improve your looks. , Vallace Iliffe-Pl'of., the weather has no inf! uence on my grade Prof.-Why? Iliffe-They are often zero in warm weather. Luce , (In History Class)-Russia is going to gobble up Turkey. Prof. Jurkat-Then in that case Russia will be the gobbler. Miss Beazell, (Furnishing Music Room)– Dr., I can get the table covered with felt. Dr. McKinney-Yes, it would feel better if it was felt. (At Photo Gallery.) Mr. Spence, when I place you in a position please hold it. pence-Oh, that is all right. When I once get in a position I can hold it all day , for I am too lazy to move out of it. Prof. Campbell, (In Chem. )-Miss Morton, please tell us something about the ' diamond. Miss l\Iorton-We-11 , they nre very scarce 45