Bright Remarks From Other Schools Mother: "Poor Jimmie is so unfortunate." Caller: "How's that?" Mother: "During the track meet he broke one of the best records they had in college."—Tar Baby. Hen: "Whence the black eye, old thing?" Lee: "Oh, I went to a dance last night and was struck by the beauty of the place."—Cornell Widow. "For the love of Mike,lend me two bits." "Who is this guy Mike?"—Medley. Freshie: "I need $5 for my lab fee, and I have only four." Senior: "That's easy. Pawn the $4 for three and sell the pawn ticket for $2."—McGill Daily. Waiter: "What would you say to a stew?" Frosh: (Indignantly) "I never speak to drunkards."—Burr. Prof.: "What do you find when you examine a dog's lungs under a microscope?" Pre-Med: 'The seat of his pants, I suppose."—Pelican. '14: "So you're a revenue officer now?" '15: "Yes." '14: "What do you do when you find whiskey?" '15: "I perform my duty to the last drop."—Cornell Widow. Pike: "What is that rasping noise in the office?" Peak: "Oh,I guess somebody's filing a complaint."—Punch Bowl. He: "My heart's idol—" She: "Put it to work."—Mugwump. "Why do women wear shoulder straps on their gowns?" "Well, it's either that or nothing."—Phoenix. "Which have the greatest number of admirers, blondes or brunettes?" "Ask Madge; she's been both."—Pitt Panther. The key to the learning for which you are yearning Is easy to find if you look; But never try finding that secret by grinding Or looking for it in a book. I'll tell you a system which surely beats this one, A system that's easy enough— Try looking sagacious, that's most efficacious, That's part of the system called bluff. —Wellesley College News. 99
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