South Of The Tracks Cedar Park:One ofthose crazy college memories to be laughed at ten years after graduation. But who can describtehat first day when the lonely freshman arrives at Cedarville to discover that his "home"for the next year is a mile off the main campus, and "Sorry, you'll have to walk today;the vans aren't working"?"The Park",as it is affectionately termed, houses some 120 residents, largely freshmen, with some upperclassmen, transfers, and PA's who commute to and from campus by means of a van service furnished by the school. Nights at the Park are often filled with shaving cream and water fights, mud-slides, and telephone and pop can stunts. 1. Groaning in pain after eating in the cafeteria, Morris wonders if he actually has "nine lives." 2. In their spacious lounge, Park "Sesame Street" fans gather to watch their favorite character. 3. John Eissens, weary of the Park's favorite pasttime — Rook,decides to study for a final. 4. Thanks to their President, Craig Colas, the Freshman Class will not need to sell ink pens any more to make money. 5. Roger Glidden admires the now- famous actress, Farrah Fawcett-Majors. 6. Jim Leightenheimer and Jeff Pinson determine who will get the hot shower. 7. Barry Heagy calls in another demerit for Rich Harley's unkempt room. 8. A tired Eskimo,Bruce Keizer, sleeps in his favorite Cedar Park igloo. 9. Allen Gilbert wonders if "Miss Right" will ever call! 147
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