1916 Cedrus Yearbook

19 16 We regret to announce that Mr. Waits requested us not to connect his name with Miss Allen's in any way. This has made necessary the cutting out of much valuable material. Realizing that Mr. Waits is of a shy and unobtrusive disposition we have reluctantly forborne to publish any grinds on him and his lady love. Prof. Allen (in Bible) Who fled from Absalom in the land of Gad? Miss Corry—Moses. Wm.A:Say, Norman told me when he left Orr's the other night(or morning) that Mrs. Orr thot it was the milkman and called,"leave two quarts of milk this morning." William Collins has found that he cannot keep his money,so he is looking to a certain one in the Freshman class to keep it for him. One by one the English students entered the hall from Miss Holliday's room. The last one was "Bill" Collins. Freda was heard to say—"Last but not least." In McCoy's Barber Shop. Colman—"I want a hair cut." Barber—"Which one?" Overheard among three girls. F.—"William means good." J.—John means gift." F.(looking at H.)"I wonder what Norman means?" H.(fervently)—"Well, I hope he means business." McChesney to Anna Collins—"Did you say that you had all the experiments worked out suc- cessfully?" Anna—"No,yes, all but one,I haven't any "pain". Prof. Allen says—"The rain comes upon the just and the unjust, mostly on the just because the un- just generally has the just's umbrella." Miss McClellan (during Soph, meeting)—"What part do you play in the Minstrel, McClure?" Voice from the rear—"Main joke." It happened in Oratory. J. Collins (reciting "The Death Penalty" by Victor Hugo.)—"But no, the gelatine, tho vanquished remains standing." Ruth T.—"What is a kiss?" Mr.Grant.—"A blissful foretaste that I hope the future has in store." While Prof. Allen was taking down the roll in Oratory during Dr. McChesney's absence, P. H. informed him that Harriet was taking her music lesson and was always late on Wednesday mornings. 88