1918 Cedrus Yearbook

19 County Work House County Jail Police Court Juvenile Court The General Assembly "Bored" of Education Board of Control OUR COLLEGE ORGANIZATIONS 18 Miss Schneder's Room Prof. Bauman's Room Prof. Sloan's Room Freshman Class Chapel Student Body Faculty FACULTY COMMENTS Dr. McChesney: The mildest manners and gentlest heart. Prof. Allen: Rare compound of oddity, frolics and fun who relished a joke and rejoiced in a pun. Miss Schneder: Her little body lodged a mighty mind. Dr. Jurkat: None but himself can be his parallel. Prof. Bauman: I never felt the kiss of love, nor maiden's hand on mine. Prof. Sloan: His frown was full of terror, and his voice shook the delinquent with fits of awe. CLUB SAYINGS Miss Alexander: Why don't you get an alarm clock? Mr. Elder: Save the sugar. Elwood: Who made the holes in spaghetti? Thorn: Please pass the Mash. Mildred: Why don't we have some "jelly?" Ida: We don't want onions on Friday night. Prof. Bauman: That does not agree with my stomach. Clark: Is there any more bread? Chu: Where are my chop-sticks? Margaret: Who wants my prunes? Liming: Is breakfast ready? Duncan: Why don't we have some "Olives?" Rickenbach: Hurry up the supper; I've got to meet the train. Cat: M—E—O—W. Who took the cream? CEDARVILLE'S OFFICE PERSONALITIES The Blotter: Retentive; absorbs a great deal—Helen Creswell. The Desk: Receptive, sympathetic; likes to be leaned on.—Jim Chesnut. Ink Well: Extremely versatile; can write a wrong or wrong a right.—Paul Elwood. The Paste Pot: Persistent, perseverinpgo,ssessing the faculty of sticking to things. —Sherman Liming. The Pen: Enterprising, ambitious, even waits an opportunity to make a mark.— Bob Colman. The Waste Basket: Intemperate, aggressive and is fond of scraps.—Nelson Thorn. The Writing Table: Diminutive, quiet, can easily be covered.—Olive Northup. The Calendar: Contemporaneous but lazy, always up to date but frequently,takes a month off.—Doherty. 96