1919 Cedrus Yearbook

19 19 CLUB GRACE (Three Times Daily) Oh, please be merciful And keep us "looking" fine; Sixteen of us for dinner, And grub for only nine. Paul Duncan,to Dot,at the Club: "You shouldn't drink that coffee, Dot. It might stunt your growth. Look at me! I never drank it." OVERHEARD DURING HISTORY TEST Reba: "Ellen, when does Morton get his lessons?" Ellen: "Well, search me—I know he doesn't study at night!" Then she wondered why every one laughed. Huey: "Oh,I love my work all right, but you know I never like to perse- cute things I love." CLUB HASH Consumer Consumed Louise McCullough—Dried "Beef" Gravy. Harold Hammond—"Mayonnaise Dressing" on Lettuce. Dorothy Smithson—Good "Winter" Apples. Ernest Huey—Potatoes baked just "Wright" or a "Little" over done. Freda Trumbull—Anything to keep her "Bill" down. Margaret Elder—Raw oysters on "prayer meeting" night. Robert Stewart—"Dates" at least four times a week. Nelson Thorne—Oh,"Shaw,"just a good,square meal. Allen Turnbull—"Hash," "Eggs," "Limas," "Escalloped oysters," "Nuts" —"Helen." Tacy Stanfield—Everything in sight. Olive Finney—"Young Goat" and "Honey." Robert Colman—Peaches"Eu la" mode. Paul Duncan—"Dane-ish"Pudding and "Olives," never at the same time. Harvey Rickenbach—"Leavings" on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Miss Alexander—"Lynn"berger Cheese. —M.L. G. F-ierce lessons. L-ate hours. U-nexpected company. N-ot prepared. K-nocked out. LOGIC A—Nothing is better than a good lesson.—Faculty. B.—A poor lesson is better than nothing.—Students. C.—Therefore a poor lesson is better than a good one. A PLEA OF THE LATIN CLASS Latin is a dead, dead language, As dead as it can be; It has killed all the Romans, And now it's killing me. 75